Episode 310: Escorts In Aruba, BBL Confusion & Cold Plunge Chaos

This week’s episode of Happy Hour With Jay is packed with wild humans, spa mishaps, and just the right amount of unsolicited life advice. Jay’s got stories you’ll laugh at, cringe through, and probably replay for your friends.
📣 Shoutout to One Leg Kevin ~ Thanks For Being A Good Human

🔥 Meme of the Week:

• “Stop worrying if people like you… they don’t.”
• Back-Up Meme: “When you’re dead, you don’t know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.” 💀

🚨 Happening Now:

• Jared’s on the pot (literally) and his stolen credit card hired an escort in Aruba. Capital One was… concerned.
• A SoCal Silver Fox gets tattooed, tokes too hard, and forgets how gas caps work. Jay to the rescue.
• Jay learns what a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) is—cue shock, confusion, and concern for humanity.
• The Golden Girls are out here vamping, crushing espresso martinis, and offering hits to strangers. Age is just a number.
• Waymo vs. Humans: A Scottsdale psycho Lyft ride helps Jay understand why robot cars might just be winning.

💪 Gym Tales:

• Sweet lady shows up smelling like a gallon of BenGay and crushes her treadmill workout. Respect.

🧖‍♂️ Spa Chronicles:

• Cold Plunge Chaos: A father-son duo turns the spa into a Disneyland ride.
• Soundtrack from Hell: From calm zen vibes to Dumb and Dumber screeching. You had to be there.
• No Nudity Allowed: Cold Plunge Fruit Salad. Enough said. (And thank goodness for rules.)

❌ Things I Won’t Do:

• Jay still refuses to grab the first can or box off the shelf. Yes, he’s that guy.

🥂 Buzzed Buddy Update:

• That Mother’s Day email? Fire. If you're not on the list, fix that.

🐥 Feel-Good Story of the Week:

• Jackpot the Duck ~ We all need a little help!