In September of 2016, we recorded an episode that never made it to post-production. Sometime during this awesome recording of Freddy galore, the recording stopped and we lost the better part of our program. Although we could never recreate that moment, I pieced together an episode filled with a semblance to our true intentions on that faithful afternoon.

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FOR STARTERS Here is a twenty-minute discussion between myself, The Rupel, and Adam about the film Freddy Got Fingered. We recorded this section in September of 2015, but due to circumstances unknown,*ahem Freddy*, the last forty minutes are missing. I’m using this snippet as the introduction to the main topic of this particular episode because as promised, I vowed to not let this awesome scenario go without some discussion of its ridiculous merit. SCOOP DU JOUR

Freddy Got Fingered and A Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover

• Fingered: The meaning "identify a criminal" is underworld slang first recorded 1930.
• The podcast episode featuring A dot Snyder and The Rupel (20 minutes)

Freddy Krueger vs Gord Brody

• So, the question 100 hours of watching Freddy Got Fingered or 1 minute of Freddy Kruger’s dream world
• Rules of engagement: Freddy Got Fingered

1. Bathroom breaks
2. Sleep and rest
3. Monitoring of attention levels
4. Controlled testing. Every fourth-hour treat

For this episode, I revisited The New Nightmare and Lucid Dreams.

Methods on how to defeat Freddy Kruger.

• Appeal to Freddy’s hubris
• He preys on your fear, mom, Louisiana, tiny mice,
• Own that fear and lure him into your world by inducing lucid dreams. I.e. mushrooms, LSD
• Mount the challenge.
• Trick the trickster.
• Defense
• Fight back.
• Try to wake up.

The Rupel recorded a segment with the members of Speaking of Which addressing this very question of Freddy vs Freddy.

Good Shot, Freddy is a short story I wrote for this episode describing how I, myself, would fare if given the choice to go toe-to-toe with Freddy Kruger. read the story

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