Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2025)

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Twitchin & Kik'n! 1:01:28

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EP781: Bryan & Kirssy are planning to Twitch & Kik some live episode recordings in the near future. Does anyone care? Bryan & Krissy discuss humanity's trash receptacle...X. He quickly finds out why he doesn't visit often. Hannah Berner is doing the F1 opening in Times Square. She will never be back to TCB. Ever. But Bryan's looking forward to Tom …

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Frankie, Just Go INSIDE! 1:02:51

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EP780: Frankie is back with a new business opportunity. This time he's revolutionizing the tattoo industry by doing something almost EVERYONE is already doing. It's a can't fail idea! But first he needs to go inside so we can hear him... Bryan & Krissy wish TCB listener Jenny a Happy Birthday before asking the audience to find Bryan a sexual fetish…

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# 681 - Andy Frasco & His Growing Pains 1:19:55

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I sit down with musician, Andy Frasco. We talk about AI LeeAnn, BDSM test, messy hotel rooms,working too much, his new album, and much more! Andy Frasco & The U.N.’s new album “Growing Pains” is streaming everywhere now! Follow Andy YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/AndyFrasco IG: https://www.instagram.com/andyfrasco My new special “Lucky” is streaming…

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Very Old School! 1:07:34

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EP #779: Bryan finds "Alabama Fraternity Consulting" on Insta and is instantly drawn into this mystical creature's world. How does this work? Who uses his services? Who is he? How is he still going to Frat parties at 55 years old?! It's VERY Old School! Then, Xena the cat is remembered. RIP to Rachel's cat who even found a place in Bryan's heart (h…

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Something’s Burning: Wrestle Mania + Restaurant Impossible w/ Robert Irvine + Gail Kim | S5 E17 1:36:03

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Power couple Robert Irvine and Gail Kim stop by the kitchen to chat about two of my favorite things… wrestling and food. Robert gives me some culinary tips while I serve up one of HIS ramen recipes, and Gail and I geek out on WWE. We also may or may not have a new side-biz with Guy Fieri.Follow Robert Irvine:https://www.instagram.com/chefirvineFoll…

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TCB Infomercial: Joe List 55:04

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TCB Infomercial: Joe List | EP#778: Comedian Joe List joins Bryan and Krissy for a candid and hilarious conversation that dives into everything from bombing in Boston, surviving yearly mouse arrivals to and touring with Louis C.K. Joe opens up about his decade-long sobriety journey, the inner chaos that fuels his comedy, and why anxiety is the leas…

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"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:25:43

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Can ChatTCB Help The Biebs? 1:02:08

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EP #777: ChatTCB is hard at work. Did it blow up OpenAI? Maybe. But at least Bryan is getting onboard early with the powerful technology that is sure to destroy us all! Plus, 140,000,000 bees fall out of a truck in WA and we all sigh in relief that we don't live there. Then, Bryan teaches his kids a valuable lesson about dragonflies. They probably …

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Get Me To Bentonville! 1:12:30

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Ep#776: Many, many people work for Walmart. But only a select few get chosen to attend the annual Walmart Associates Gathering. Bryan wants to know it all! Every. Last. Detail. Post Malone, Camila Cabello and Jimmy Fallon led this years festivities. However, it's the after hours activities that have B&K wanting more info. Walmart is now offering po…

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#680 - Being Fool-ish with Rickey Smiley 2:15:22

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I sit down with Rickey Smiley to discuss HBCU’s, being a Que Dog, the black experience in comedy, his kids, and his special FOOL-ISH. Watch Rickey’s special FOOL-ISH on Hulu! Follow Rickey IG: https://www.instagram.com/rickeysmileyofficial/?hl=en My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! ---------------------------------------------------…

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She 1:18:52

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EP#775: Bryan get's it wrong again! While discussing film festivals and premieres, Bryan recalls an invite to the Atlanta premiere of "her" the movie. He insists on calling it "she". Whatever! Plus, sports and betting is discussed as Bryan walks into Kroger to find slot machines in the checkout aisle. The gamification of everything is on and B&K ar…

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Something’s Burning: A Real NASCAR Experience | Tailgate Special | S5 E16 1:08:29

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We’re poppin’ up a tailgate at one of NASCAR’s biggest races, the Coca Cola 600, in Charlotte NC. I’m bringing two of my barbeque buddies to help me make brisket biscuits for the fans. And Justin Marks, from Trackhouse Racing, and Noah Gragson - #4 - swing by the tent for a little race talk and fan interaction.Follow Noah Gragson: https://www.insta…

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TCB Infomercial: Riki Lindhome 53:08

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EP#774: Krissy leads this conversation and fascinating look at one of the great comic-musicians of our time, Riki Lindhome. From finding success on very early YouTube to playing tribute to one her favorites...John Oates, with her duet music as part of Garfunkel & Oates. Riki now has a new album to make you red faced and giggled! It's out now which …

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Mark Normand Is A Gay Dad | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:06:49

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Skedaddle! 1:06:15

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EP#773: Bryan and Krissy want to bring back Skedaddling...which is really scatting. Anyway, no one cares! On this episode, the two friends discuss the crypto-bro kidnapping in NY that is very dramatic and quite entertaining. We review the plot lines, so far. Then, Bryan digs deep into his Googlebox to pull out the music industry's most interesting …

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Break Glass In Case Of Stupidity ! 1:15:20

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EP772: Bryan forgets to press record. So, he has to run an episode that should never see the light of day. But Hey...there are 12 others you can listen to from Saturday! In this episode: Bryan finds a Starbucks boyfriend, Snow White is a hot topic and 7 Little Johnston's are back (but not really, because this was recorded months ago!) TCBit: Placeb…

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# 679 - Ben & Matt Get Wings (DOGMA) with Kevin Smith 2:24:48

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I sit down with Kevin Smith to discuss the return of his film Dogma, theory of stand up, mispronouncing celebrities names, how LeeAnn is in love with his house, and much more. Go see Dogma in 4K in theaters June 5th! Follow Kevin IG: https://www.instagram.com/thatkevinsmith/ My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! ----------------------…

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TCB Is All Choked Up! 1:11:06

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EP771# Bryan get's an anonymous email about mental health and TCB's Endless Day. Like a baby, he cries when the email borders on sentimental. Truthfully, it's a beautiful ode to "The Little Podcast That Couldn't". Plus, PodDaddy Marc Maron is leaving the business and much respect is owed and given by B&K. Then, Bryan gracefully bows out of the Shak…

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Something’s Burning: British Rock Bands + English Breakfast | The Struts | S5 E15 1:27:59

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British rock band, The Struts, is in the kitchen for an English Breakfast inspired by my love of Jamie Oliver. They also teach me the right way to way to eat beans… and I cook up a Big Mac Taco. And of course I make them sing. And it’s totally worth it.Follow The Struts:https://www.instagram.com/thestrutsThis episode is brought to you by Original G…

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TCB Classic: The Meta Best Of Frankie B! 2:14:11

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EP #770: Bryan & Krissy are taking a much needed (for us, not them) break. So we get the VERY Meta TCB Classic. Which is a TCB Best OF, that is a TCB rerun from season #1. Don't worry, you'll figure it out. Enjoy a very long episode full of all of the Frankie B content from year one of the show. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FO…

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Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:39:53

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TCB'S Endless Day... Ends! #12 15:57

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TCB Endless Day (12/12) - EP #769: Goodbye for now! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Special Thanks To: 5 Hour Energy Astrid Green, Jeff Hoadley, Rachel McGrath , Tina Kha…

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TCB's Endless Day #11 48:22

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TCB Endless Day (11/12) - EP #768: Bryan & Krissy are in the home stretch and there is only one person they want to pull them over the finish line...Frankie B! He is alive, tan and ready to rock on his new found yacht! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to rea…

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TCB's Endless Day #10: Tig Notaro 1:01:03

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TCB Endless Day (11/12) - EP #767: Tig Notaro's Links: Follow Tig on Instagram Tig's Tour Dates Listen to the "Handsome" podcast It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Watch EP …

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TCB's Endless Day #9 42:42

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TCB Endless Day (9/12) - EP #766: Bryan and Krissy go live on Twitch and things quickly go sideways. Bryan gives props to the people who make TCB happen, superfine and super friends! Then, they review their favorite and least favorite moments from the show! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you…

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TCB's Endless Day #8: Tom Papa 48:49

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TCB Endless Day (9/12) - EP #765: Tom Papa's Links: ⁠⁠⁠Follow Tom on Instagram Watch "Home Free" on Netflix Tom's Tour Dates It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Watch EP #766…

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TCB's Endless Day #7 48:36

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TCB Endless Day (7/12) - EP #764: Bryan & Krissy are trucking along on the 7th episode of the day. Thankfully, the Mountain Monsters are coming to the rescue! One of TCB's favorite foils are back to yell, shout and NOT find Bigfoot....again! Watch EP #765 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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TCB'S Endless Day #6: Reggie Watts 52:16

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TCB Endless Day (6/12) - EP #763: Reggie Watts' Links: ⁠⁠Follow Reggie on Instagram Get a Cameo from Reggie ⁠Get Reggie's Book "Great Falls, MT -Fast Times, Post-Punk Weirdos, and a Tale of Coming Home Again" It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live …

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TCB's Endless Day #5 53:40

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TCB Endless Day (5/12) - EP #762: Krissy & Bryan take us back to the wing-ding 80's when drugs were bad, big hair was cool and Chuck Woolery was the grandmaster of one F'd up Dating Show called The Love Connection. Join the pair as they review their favorite contestant from WTF Chuck! Watch EP #763 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (2…

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TCB's Endless Day #4: Michael Ian Black 50:41

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TCB Endless Day (4/12) - EP #761: Michale Ian Black's Links: ⁠Follow Michael on Instagram Michael's Website⁠ Listen to "Obscure" on Spotify It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone…

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TCB's Endless Day #3 52:36

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TCB Endless Day (3/12) - EP #760: Bryan & Krissy revisit season 2 when Bryan revealed his long lost 33P Tapes "Live From Shady Oaks". He has remastered the songs and they are STILL terrible! Watch EP #761 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom 54:07

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TCB Endless Day (2/12) - EP #759: Rachel Bloom's Links: Follow Rachel on Instagram Watch "Death, Let Me Do My Special" on Netflix Rachel's Website It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through i…

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TCB's Endless Day #1 49:14

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TCB Endless Day (1/12) - EP #758: Bryan & Krissy get the day started by remembering how it all got started and checking in on Kenny Copeland. Watch EP #759 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTo…

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Deliverance Us From Evil 1:14:01

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EP #757: Bryan doesn't want to go to church anymore. But, since some of them sell pretty cool merch now, he may reconsider! One Mega-Church in Florida is rewriting all the ways a pastor can wealthy. A resort, merch, classes and a cool "Deliverance Center"! Equipped with fake doctors in lab coats and cool waiting rooms. Plus, Bryan and Krissy review…

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TCB is Quantity Over Quality! 1:05:27

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EP #756: Bryan and Krissy can agree on one thing, at TCB, it's quantity over quality. Even Bryan's rebellious ChattyPT is revolting against so many episodes! Plus, Crypto kidnapping is now a thing and it's happening allot. Bryan recounts the story of a NY crypto bro who was tortured for days in an effort to get his BitCoin wallet access. Then, Brya…

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# 678 - Warren Haynes Lets His Soulshine 2:13:02

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I sit down with The Allman Brothers Band & Gov’t Mule guitarist, Warren Haynes. We talk about his legendary career, Dave Matthews Band, The HORDE Festival, The Trucks family, playing with Grateful Dead, and much more! Follow Warren YT: https://www.youtube.com/@warrenhaynes IG: https://www.instagram.com/thewarrenhaynes My new special “Lucky” is stre…

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TCB Is Spitting Mad! 1:04:33

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EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to T…

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Something’s Burning: A “Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming” w/ Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie | S5 E14 1:29:05

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My 15-year-old self would not believe that Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie willingly showed up to my kitchen for a Korean meal and conversation… but it happened. These icons and I talked about sharks, therapy, Heather’s exes, and for the first time in Something’s Burning history – they asked for a to-go container. Nailed it.Follow Heather Lockl…

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TCB Classic: Hey Girl, It's Me...Carl! 59:19

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TCB Classic - EP #754: Because Bryan & Krissy are prepping for 12 or 13 grueling hours in the studio, they need a break before it even begins! They're older, weaker and less intelligent than they used to be... so let's give them that break. Instead, Bryan rolls out a "TCB Classic". This episode turns back the clock to April 22' when Carl Lentz made…