Best Murderfist Podcasts (2025)

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Sniff the Crotch, Sniff the Ass 54:43

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7+ y ago54:43

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On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Stinky Dinky 1:06:41

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The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you. Please consider signing Jackie's petition to raise "Nothing But Trouble"'s Rotten Tomatoes score: https://goo.gl/AwwpZxBy The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 347: Hollywood Bear-lebrities. 51:07

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The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds of jerked meats.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 346: Sour Milk 52:50

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Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 345: Friendship Is Magic 53:48

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The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other friend group".By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 344: Swingin' 54:29

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The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers parties gone wrong.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 343: Pizza and Monsters 51:44

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The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the best three-way partners.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 342: No Flush Experiences 52:36

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The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they wish they'd been wearing vomit proof clothing.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 341: Bagels and Cream Cheese 55:14

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The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and Florida hurricane safety.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 340: Bird Justice 56:36

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The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which buildings need boobs.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 339: Something A Dog Does 58:45

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The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell their best pee stories, learn about the unauthorized fondling of a man’s trombone, and decide what they’d name their elephants.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 338: The 'Stand By Me' Episode 58:45

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The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to discuss the Marmaduke movie, learn about a seagull who was hungry for gonads, and a couple at the Wisconsin state fair who got a little too frisky.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 337: That'll Happen 58:14

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The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 336: Runnin' Out Of Bananas 52:42

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The gang learns about the arrest of the scariest clown you'll ever meet, the World Dog Surfing Championships, and why you shouldn't light bugs on fire.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 335: A Goose Needs A Maid 1:12:33

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The gang learns about a new Daddy Dating sim game that features a character that looks remarkably like Henry, tries to fix the Canada Goose overpopulation problem, and attempts to solve the mystery surrounding the arrival of lots of frozen meats.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 334: Mayor of the Rodeo 55:44

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The Table talks about Joey Chestnut's big win in Coney Island, Marcus' experience at the rodeo last week including the lack of pigs, and Jumanji.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 333: Oil Me Up: The Marcus Parks Story 48:18

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The gang learns about super aggressive Alaskan black bears' snacking preferences, hears a bunch of llama drama, and discusses potential repercussions for stealing a toe.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 332: The Goose and The Snake 57:52

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The gang learns about a couple who met and joined the public mile high club on the same flight, gripe about Feetmageddon 2017, and try to save Jackie from a wedding expo.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 331: Raccoons For Free 45:03

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The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about cats going on adventures, Vanilla Ice going Amish, and to make up their own Phantom of the Opera songs.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 330: Real Fake Blood 33:32

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The gang talks about violent subway entertainers, discusses which freaks they would add to the Coney Island Freak Show, and learns about Eddie's more handsome and successful younger brother.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 329: Chuckin' Wood In Heaven 48:47

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The gang learns about a woodchuck who caused a car fire, a murderous Freddy Kruger clown, discusses best and worst memes, and gives us an insider look into Jackie's life.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 328: We've Got Opinions 48:18

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Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to their own devices give us an update on the infamous Akron Pooper, discuss bribing cops with fast food, and to describe the evolution of Henry Zebrowski's fashion trends.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 327: And Then There Were Three 53:52

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The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery cat shaver, dream about going on the Kid Rock cruise, and participate in four different Holden McNeely segments.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 326: Chihuahua Warriors 42:38

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The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin, and Christina the Psychology Expert to weigh the pros and cons of getting drunk with your pet in a theme park, learn about a man who reacted badly to learning about the death of his rabbit, and to have their psychological shortcomings dissected.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 325: The Little Tablers 57:28

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The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 324: Punching Donkeys 58:52

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The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the future Mrs. Lexi McNeely learns about a woman who pistol whipped her babysitter, a fundraising event that involves paying to be crucified, and dishes about what their stripper personas would be.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 323: Monkeyshines 56:55

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The gang reviews Beauty and the Beast, learns about an elderly couple who went on an accidental vacation, and hears an in-depth explanation of Eddie's monkey movie list.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 322: Gentleman of the Year 2017 57:26

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The gang is joined by Andrew Short and Danny Tamberelli to learn about a chihuahua who was nearly rescued by drones, a cat who liked peanut butter a little too much, and to present the Round Table-r of the Year award!By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 321: The Biggest Event In Roung Table History 58:29

8+ y ago58:29

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The gang listens to Holden's ultra-romantic engagement story and tales of his freestyle walking days, and learns about a teacher to drank too much boxed wine during class.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 320: Engagement Edition 1:06:46

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The gang talks shady mailmen, questionable relationships with canine pals, a werewolf who stabbed a mailman to death, and of course, Holden's upcoming nuptials.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 319: Pork Chop Platoon 52:32

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The gang learns about an extremely unconventional masseuse and a cold, hungry snake, relives the times they've had their cars towed at Holden's house, and decide on awesome adult coloring book ideas.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 318: Quhy??? 59:59

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The gang hears the story of a woman who offered sex to a cop in exchange for taco bell, how a plucky bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, and is schooled by Holden on presidential history.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 317: Joke Dukes 51:03

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The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the logistics of mailing yourself meth, learn about a disturbing experiment that proves kittens need oxygen to live, and hear about a guy who accidentally sent texts meant for a hit man to his boss. Plus an extra special old man rant from Eddie Larson!By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 316: The Day The Pigs Got Loose 54:56

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The gang talks animal related valentines day news, including some octopi gettin' it on, an orangutan who gets to pick out her dates on Orangu-tinder, and a gangster pig who went missing.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 315: Prison Casserole 57:57

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The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids a hard lesson, talks about favorite boy bands and cheesy snacks, and decides which day they'd like to re-live over and over.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 314: Float It, Boat It, Get It. 49:38

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Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Table to talk about an in-person visit to the Jumbo Shrimp stadium, unreasonable exes, and scientific reasons to beat your meat at work.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 313: Scenes From A Walmart 1:13:52

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The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk inter-species baby making, have an oreo eating contest, and pick what sort of merchandise they'd sell at the Round Table store.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 312: Boo Years Resignations 57:29

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The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a dog who really doesn't want to wear a sweater, animals that are smarter than we think, and the popularity of their Jumbo Shrimp theme song.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 310: Party 'Till Dawn 1:01:27

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The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have taken meth, and to recount tales of the days when Eddie and Henry lived together.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 309: There's *** in the Frosting! 55:02

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The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 308: The Fun Stops Here 53:45

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The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport: grave digging contests, debates which demographics should be allowed to review which movies, and decide on a Christmas episode theme.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 307: No One Is Better Than Playing Cards 54:55

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Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensive holes, #MattressGateRedux, the illiteracy of guest producer Travis, and how no one person is better than playing cards.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 306: Mattressgate 1:00:46

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The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates which cartoon characters would make the best Thanksgiving guests.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 305: Ben Kissel, The One True King 56:38

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The gang learns about a Halloween incident involving a cat and a syringe, a family who was thrown out of a buffet for eating too many crab legs, and debates Marcus' pee habits.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 304: If Asses Could Talk 52:02

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The gang talks silly minor league sports teams, the chances of Holden ever running the New York Marathon, and reads a bad review someone left of our show.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 303: Who Pumped in Here? 1:07:18

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The gang is joined by Kelly Fastuca and Mr. Matzo to discuss sword fights gone wrong, stag nights, and dirty roofers.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 302: Barnabas and Abraham 1:02:41

9y ago1:02:41

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The gang talks hallucinogen experiences, fave musicians, and a close-to-home murder.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 301: Dick Math 50:57

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In this backwards episode, the gang talks about tattoos they might want, Holden describes why he is a terrible person to break up with, and some interesting penis-related mathematical equations are conducted.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 300: Girls in the Barn 1:03:23

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For their 300th episode, the gang is joined by Kevin Barnett to talk about favorite rappers, inappropriate teachers, and the perils of keeping too many birds in one's house.By The Round Table of Gentlemen

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Episode 299: The Mattress Dilema 1:03:27

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The gang discusses gushes about their relationships, learns about a some drug addict racehorses, and shares their opinions about zoos.By The Round Table of Gentlemen