Best ASTERIOS KOKKINOS SIRANCHA Podcasts (2025)

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CHICKEN JOCKEY!!! EVERYTHING That Happens In A Minecraft Movie 1:19:44

19d ago1:19:44

1:19:44

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!! 1:03:04

1M ago1:03:04

1:03:04

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theaterBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G 1:05:24

2M ago1:05:24

1:05:24

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Ep…

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Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason 1:06:03

3M ago1:06:03

1:06:03

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho Recaps A Christmas Story Christmas + Asterios Learns "The Luigi" 59:10

4M ago59:10

59:10

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Class of '09: The FlipSide, Pt. 2 55:03

6M ago55:03

55:03

We finished it! You can't say we didn't.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Class of '09: The FlipSide 1:03:53

7M ago1:03:53

1:03:53

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Talkin' Talk Tuah: The Hawk Tuah Girl Recap Podcast 1:05:43

7M ago1:05:43

1:05:43

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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The Daniel Larson Panera Bread Freakout (Rancho's Birthday 5, Pt. 2) 35:12

8M ago35:12

35:12

50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho's Birthday 5: Daniel Larson Pulls The Fire Alarm At Olive Garden Edition 1:12:21

9M ago1:12:21

1:12:21

We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho Makes "Food" From The GarfieldEATS Cookbook 59:02

10M ago59:02

59:02

Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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We Put Daniel Larson On Trial 1:04:04

11M ago1:04:04

1:04:04

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Wins Us Back 52:07

11M ago52:07

52:07

And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'étatBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Daniel Larson Is In Jail & We Are All Responsible 28:04

12M ago28:04

28:04

There's blood on your hands, listeners!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Minisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To Haircuts 19:52

12M ago19:52

19:52

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Learns About Roblox + Mr. Beast Cancellation Predictions 55:03

1y ago55:03

55:03

The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Narcs on Homer's Donuts 52:26

1y ago52:26

52:26

And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled 1:14:59

1y ago1:14:59

1:14:59

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new songBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 50:20

1y ago50:20

50:20

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks 49:05

1y ago49:05

49:05

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be badBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself 1:00:11

1y ago1:00:11

1:00:11

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok 59:10

1y ago59:10

59:10

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel 1:05:36

1y ago1:05:36

1:05:36

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight 53:35

1y ago53:35

53:35

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at onceBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It. 50:53

1y ago50:53

50:53

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving 53:15

1y ago53:15

53:15

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol 1:08:56

1+ y ago1:08:56

1:08:56

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft serverBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho’s Birthday: Class of ’09 Edition 1:31:03

1+ y ago1:31:03

1:31:03

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam 58:18

1+ y ago58:18

58:18

Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our houseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-Shirts 1:13:46

1+ y ago1:13:46

1:13:46

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Tries Fentanyl (with NIKO!) 59:59

1+ y ago59:59

59:59

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip ballsBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho’s Desert Drugcation II 57:46

1+ y ago57:46

57:46

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Meg Gets Cancelled 1:03:42

1+ y ago1:03:42

1:03:42

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho Rips Nathen’s Mugshot + Asterios’ Final Bet 59:20

1+ y ago59:20

59:20

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for cloutBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios’ Gambling Disaster 51:18

1+ y ago51:18

51:18

You'll never guess what happenedBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Gets Addicted To Sports Betting 1:03:51

2y ago1:03:51

1:03:51

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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King Cobra Gets Arrested On Christmas 1:31:42

2y ago1:31:42

1:31:42

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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King Cobra Gets Too Drunk To Go To Olive Garden With His Dad 1:28:05

2y ago1:28:05

1:28:05

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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The Nathfield Podcast 1:44:37

2y ago1:44:37

1:44:37

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Hates Bluey 52:12

2y ago52:12

52:12

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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#13: A Porg Chatter Christmas 55:27

2y ago55:27

55:27

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!

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Asterios Shits His Pants In A 7/11 1:04:52

2y ago1:04:52

1:04:52

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Naruto Vapes vs. GarfieldEATS 1:05:49

2y ago1:05:49

1:05:49

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" marketBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Returns A Crack Pipe To An Illegal Naruto-Themed Marijuana Dispensary 1:01:09

2y ago1:01:09

1:01:09

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters gameBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Dark Biden’s Dank Zaza Stash 1:14:31

2y ago1:14:31

1:14:31

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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MILF Manor S01E01 41:05

2y ago41:05

41:05

However bad you think it is, it's worseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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We Plan Our Super Bowl Looting Live On Air (Go Birds!) 46:18

2y ago46:18

46:18

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each otherBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha