Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Tired of agenda-driven basketball talk that only offers glimpses of the truth? Wish there was a place you could get the full picture? Basketball Illuminati offers you salvation. Go behind the scenes with exclusive analysis previously restricted from the general public. Fearless NBA Insiders Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh peel back the curtain on why things happen in the NBA.
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Now That's What I Call Cinephobe! Vol. 1
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1:48:12Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history. It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd. 0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja 4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu 7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman 10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats 13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy 14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground 15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra 17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 2 18:28 - Ep 185: H…
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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally). CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episod…
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Do You Believe... DominAYTON Fixes The Lakers?
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58:47Zach Harper, Mo Dakhil and Wosny Lambre officially induct Curious Mike into the Mount Rushmore of Podcasting. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Rockets & Nuggets are now on the same tier as the Thunder? Deandre Ayton fixes ALL the Lakers problems? What team Do You Believe has the most mortgag…
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Cinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In
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2:01:12Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Ope…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes love not-so-subtle LeBron, and offer three splashy landing spots for the disgruntled 40 year old. The Milwaukee Bucks have reached Defcon 1 in their quest to keep Giannis happy, mortgaging their future yet again by waiving and stretching Damian Lillard in order to sign Myles Turner. We break …
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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ext…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes can't get enough of Mat Ishbia's unconventional ownership style. The Thunder are Champions! However, a shadow was cast over the Finals due to Tyrese Haliburton's unfortunate injury. What does it say about the state of the game today? Tom Did His Own Research on how this title should be annota…
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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and…
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Do You Believe... The Pacers Have One More Trick Up Their Sleeves?
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55:49Zach Harper, Mo Dakhil and Wosny Lambre get wistful for the West Virginia Pittsnogles. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Pacers Have One More Trick Up Their Sleeves? The Lakers New Owner Will Be Able To Buy A Championship? Ace Bailey’s Machiavellian Scheme Will Come To Fruition? Basketball Illu…
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Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
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2:07:34We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes spend a lot of time thinking about Stephen A. Smith's solitaire habits. As Tyrese Haliburton nurses a strained calf and Oklahoma City celebrates Jalen Williams 40 point outburst, the Illumination revels in the return of the starting lineup introductions. Tom Did His Own Research on how Scott …
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Do You Believe... The Thunder Win A Game On The Road?
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59:05Zach Harper, Mo Dakhil and Wosny Lambre recognize the scent of desperation as James Dolan's stinky cologne. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Knicks Will Find A Coach? The Thunder Win A Game On The Road? Kevin Durant Ends Up In His Preferred Destination of San Antonio? Basketball Illuminati is no…
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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Col…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes were excited to see Don Nelson emerge from his Hawaiian seclusion to dunk on Nico Harrison one more time. While Adam Silver calls into question the perception or reality that decals on the NBA Finals court are a danger to player's health, as the media landscape is in a tizzy over the lack of …
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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, A…
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Zach Harper, Mo Dakhil and Wosny Lambre are thrilled that Adam Silver finally fixed the All Star Game Format. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: In the Indiana Pacers? Firing Tom Thibodeau was the right move? Mat Ishbia is not the conventional NBA owner? Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count Th…
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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon …
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Three plus years after investigating a conspiracy, Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes get full confirmation that LeBron was not allowed to be on Lakers loss graphics. While the mainstream media wants you to believe that trading Paul George was the crucial domino for both the Pacers and Thunder to build their teams, it turns ou…
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Do You Believe... The NBA Will Take A Week Off?
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49:01Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre welcome back the International Man of Mo-stery with a Thunder blowout. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Thunder are more dominant than the CBA? The NBA will take a week off? The quickest route to contender status is trading Paul George? Basketball Illuminati is now part …
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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and mor…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes recap Tom's amazing golf weekend where he joined a certain North Carolina legend's inner circle. Amin Did His Own Research and discovered a Chicago Tribune columnist of questionable origin that's applying the Ballsack method to long-form journalism. Then they dive headfirst into the swirling …
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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Fr…
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Do You Believe... Knicks Pacers Was The Game Of The Year?
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53:11Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre give the official Jay King pick-up scouting report. Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: Knicks v Pacers Game 1 was the Game of the Year? The Wolves bounce back against the Thunder? Drawing Fouls is a Skill? Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Joi…
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Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
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1:52:23Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes still haven't received their Most Valuable Podcast trophy. The Conference Finals have arrived, boasting four shiny new championship contenders thanks to Adam 'The Equalizer' Silver and his new CBA. Are new champions actually good for the league? Truth Teller Caitlin Cooper of Basketball, She …
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Do You Believe... The Celtics Are Contenders Without Tatum?
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51:55Are Zach Harper, Wosny Lambre and Jay King worried that Cooper Flagg can’t dribble? Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Boston Celtics are a contender without Jayson Tatum? It’s time to take the Pacers & Timberwolves seriously? The Nuggets role players show up tonight? Basketball Illuminati is now part of …
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Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
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1:59:06Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this. They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable. So no. Why would we want to stop? CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, E…
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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes decrypt the combination of numbers that led to Dallas winning the draft lottery for Cooper Flagg. NO MISTAKES NO COINCIDENCES. Draymond is fed up with The Agenda, but Jayson Tatum's association altering achilles injury must be discussed. Truth Teller Roland Beech of 82games.com has returned t…
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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here:…
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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Joi…
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Do You Believe... The Pacers & Knicks Are Headed To The ECF?
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57:14Hach Zarper, Mo Dakhil and Wosny Lambre are getting baptized by the Proud American Pope! Watch Do You Believe? On YouTube This week's docket, Do You Believe: The Pacers and Knicks are headed to the Eastern Conference Finals? The Warriors can survive without Steph Curry? The MVP advances to the Western Conference Finals? Basketball Illuminati is…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly…
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The Two Most Exciting Words In Sports
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1:31:54Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes are joined by Steve Jones Jr. of The Dunker Spot podcast to discuss the flexion point between the first and second rounds of the playoffs. What does Steve look for in the first 5 minutes of a new series, and what matchups intrigue him in the Wolves/Warriors matchup? Tom Did His Own Research o…
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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…
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