Best Asson Podcasts (2025)

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Cinephobe Ep 265: The Quest 2:01:51

2d ago2:01:51

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Petty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings …

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Cinephobe Ep 264: Samurai Cop 1:57:44

9d ago1:57:44

1:57:44

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ex…

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Top 5 Crashmores 1:06:39

12d ago1:06:39

1:06:39

Watch this episode on YouTube Even if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subsc…

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Cinephobe Ep 263: American Ninja 2: The Confrontation 1:56:48

17d ago1:56:48

1:56:48

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephob…

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Cinephobe Ep 262: Angel Has Fallen 1:55:32

24d ago1:55:32

1:55:32

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have Fallen and they can't get up. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe an…

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Top 5 Worst Parents 1:16:36

26d ago1:16:36

1:16:36

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have SERIOUS mommy and daddy issues. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and …

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Cinephobe Ep 261: Angels in the Outfield 1:55:38

1M ago1:55:38

1:55:38

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes pray that the Angels win the pennant so they can have a family again. Hey... it could happen. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.…

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Cinephobe Ep 260: Richie Rich 2:01:52

1M ago2:01:52

2:01:52

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have never fired anyone from Cinephobe, and are pleased to announce they've increased their nut proportion by 15%. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and…

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Top 5 Siblings 1:07:34

1M ago1:07:34

1:07:34

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes take very different routes to compile their siblings lists. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe …

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Cinephobe Ep 259: Shaft 2:00:51

1M ago2:00:51

2:00:51

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are quitting the New York Podcasting Department to record Cinephobe their own way. No lawyers, no politics, no rules, no regulations. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Exte…

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Cinephobe Ep 258: Nothing But Trouble 1:54:46

2M ago1:54:46

1:54:46

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes get arrested for running a stop sign on Old Coke Road in rural Valkenvania, where they get detained by a delusional, ancient, disgusting, decrepit old Judge that rules his tiny township with an iron gavel. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Joi…

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Top 5 Remakes 1:16:46

2M ago1:16:46

1:16:46

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes choose which movies they would remake, whether it's a complete teardown to the studs, or some slight tweaks to casting or writing. We're looking past the red flags to find the potential, taking the glasses off these movies like She's All That (41%, damn). CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: …

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Cinephobe Ep 257: Out For Justice 1:57:39

2M ago1:57:39

1:57:39

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes always wanted to be wise guys, whoda ever thought they'd become podcasters, eh? They know the neighborhood better than anybody else, and that's why they gotta record this episode their way. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The …

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Cinephobe Ep 256: Vantage Point 1:49:20

2M ago1:49:20

1:49:20

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are rewinding the pod back to the beginning every fifteen minutes to see if they can figure out who shot the president from a different perspective. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free…

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Top 5 Athletes 1:16:18

2M ago1:16:18

1:16:18

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are holding their very own Cinephobe combine, plumbing the depths of 250 plus movies to find the best kinetic movers, most powerful physiques, fastest runners and most explosive leapers. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchi…

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Cinephobe Unlocked: Valentine's Day 2:21:14

2M ago2:21:14

2:21:14

Zach, Amin and Mayes are each other's valentines in this romantic episode for all your lovers out there. Garry Marshall called everyone he knew in Hollywood and got them all to appear in 1/10th of a movie, resulting in a sum of parts far lesser than the individuals. Whether you proposed on Valentine's Day, have haggled with a florist to get a dozen…

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Cinephobe Ep 255: From Paris With Love 1:56:19

3M ago1:56:19

1:56:19

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are picking up their new podcasting partner from the airport, he's being detained by customs for bringing in too many Rattlesnake energy drink cans. John Travolta returns to Cinephobe after a 100+ episode absence with a shaved head, jet black goatee and enough cocaine to fill…

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Top 5 Movie Years 1:01:24

3M ago1:01:24

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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with the years that have yielded the greatest bounty of Cinephobe movies, including a year that is so decorated it might be inducted into the Hall of Fame and retired forever. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingt…

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Cinephobe Ep 254: Hard To Kill 1:53:12

3M ago1:53:12

1:53:12

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes were Marked For Death, but now they're even more Harder To Kill after coming out of a seven year coma, banging Kelly LeBrock and running up a hill with their arms flailing about. You can take that to the bank. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH…

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Cinephobe Ep 253: London Has Fallen 1:54:00

3M ago1:54:00

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to London for a high profile funeral, making them sitting ducks for someone trying to wipe out all of Cinephobe in one fell swoop. Those better be comfortable shoes. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon…

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Top 5 Shapeshifts 1:25:00

3M ago1:25:00

1:25:00

Watch this episode on YouTube Fresh off of Gryla's shapeshifting shenanigans in Red One, Zach Amin and Mayes come up with the people or things in Cinephobe they would most like to turn into. Plus, a long awaited update to the sound board. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatch…

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Cinephobe Ep 252: Red One 1:53:41

3M ago1:53:41

1:53:41

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of Level 4 Naughty Listers who have drawn the ire of Santa's Enforcement Logistics and Fortification squad. Will they be able to make a complete reversal in character and morality in time to save Christmas? CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.l…

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Cinephobe Ep 251: The Boondock Saints 2:06:41

4M ago2:06:41

2:06:41

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube And shepherds we shall be. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee. And teeming with Cinephobes shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. CINEPHOBE MERCH S…

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Top 5 Movie Crossovers 1:19:40

4M ago1:19:40

1:19:40

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are turning Cinephobe classics into a combination, replacing characters or plot points from one movie with another. It's a little bit Tango & Cash, it's definitely a little bit D2 The Mighty Ducks. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check i…

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Cinephobe Ep 250: Marked for Death (with Roy Bellamy) 2:04:26

4M ago2:04:26

2:04:26

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy abruptly retired from podcasting after a deal gone bad, but they get forced back into action when trouble comes tapping on their shoulder in the form of a Jamaican gang leader with blue contacts named Screwface. Be sure to check out our new video segment for Look At This Photograph on the Cinephobe YouTube BRAND NEW CINEPH…

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Extended Cold Opens - January to April 2024 2:29:19

4M ago2:29:19

2:29:19

We're closing out 2024 with a time capsule, turning back the clock to the extended cold opens from D2 The Mighty Ducks in January through the Sudden Death double header in April. Remember Noodle? When Steamboat Willie entered the public domain? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? The creation of the Unhoused Gentleman? It's been quite a year, thanks for list…

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Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2024 53:32

4M ago53:32

53:32

Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite moments of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: http…

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Cinephobe Ep 249: Feliz NaviDAD 1:56:57

4M ago1:56:57

1:56:57

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on Hallmark Christmas movies like Two Scoops McGee plunging an ice cream cone into hot fudge (ope!). BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheD…

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Cinephobe Mailbag IV: Dr. Blobbo and Mr. Medley 1:26:55

4M ago1:26:55

1:26:55

Zach, Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube to help close out 2024. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check …

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Cinephobe Ep 248: Married by Christmas 2:01:52

5M ago2:01:52

2:01:52

Whichever of Zach, Amin or Mayes gets hitched first becomes CEO of Cinephobe, complete with unlimited access to the private jet, thanks to the traditional values of a deceased Nana. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold op…

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Top 5 Ass Ons of 2024 1:01:23

5M ago1:01:23

1:01:23

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our least favorite thespians of the year. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - …

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Cinephobe Ep 247: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 2:29:09

5M ago2:29:09

2:29:09

Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges against those relentless Wet Bandits. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, ex…

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Cinephobe Ep 246: The Good Son 2:04:23

5M ago2:04:23

2:04:23

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is n…

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Top 5 Ass Offs of 2024 58:49

5M ago58:49

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Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite t…

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Cinephobe Ep 245: Batman Forever 2:41:54

5M ago2:41:54

2:41:54

It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/Coun…

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Cinephobe Ep 244: The Number 23 2:10:50

5M ago2:10:50

2:10:50

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23. Zach Harper 26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 | Amin Elhassan 1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 | Anthony Mayes 1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 | 3 + 8 + 6…

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Top 5 Movie Titles 1:22:40

6M ago1:22:40

1:22:40

Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone? Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and taglines, focusing on the word or words that sold a movie all by themselves. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Re…

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Cinephobe Ep 243: Final Destination 2:28:07

6M ago2:28:07

2:28:07

After taking tandem dumps at the airport, Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Paris! Unfortunately, Death's Sadistic Design gets in the way and they are forced to retreat to a cabin in the woods and survive off of cat food. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchin…

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Cinephobe Ep 242: The Glimmer Man 2:26:14

6M ago2:26:14

2:26:14

Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler? No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardro…

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Top 5 Worst Jobs 1:23:03

6M ago1:23:03

1:23:03

It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out he…

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Cinephobe Ep 241: Volcano 2:27:59

6M ago2:27:59

2:27:59

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episode…

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Cinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan) 1:37:51

6M ago1:37:51

1:37:51

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe t…

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Top 5 Worst Villains 1:14:44

6M ago1:14:44

1:14:44

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the…

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Cinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 1 (with Mike Ryan) 1:41:28

7M ago1:41:28

1:41:28

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subsc…

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Cinephobe Unlocked: Delta Farce 1:39:27

7M ago1:39:27

1:39:27

Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patr…

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Top 5 Dream Tony Medleys 1:07:52

7M ago1:07:52

1:07:52

In the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony Medley. Unfortunately, despite reviewing hundreds of films since 2002, there are plenty of movies we've done that Tony has not reviewed. In this CT5, we compile the movies that we wish Tony …

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Cinephobe Ep 239: Double Team 2:20:36

7M ago2:20:36

2:20:36

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extende…

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Cinephobe Ep 238: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back 2:16:20

7M ago2:16:20

2:16:20

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com…

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Top 5 Eurotrip Episodes 1:11:06

7M ago1:11:06

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Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe. In fact, Zach might be listening to one of these episodes right this instant, as he travels across Europe. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatc…

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Cinephobe Ep 237: X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2:20:40

8M ago2:20:40

2:20:40

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie. In order to make this podcast indestructible, first we're going to have to do destroy it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, A…

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