Best Bastards Of The Universe Podcasts (2025)

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You Never Count Your Money When You're Sitting At The Table (Gambling Movies) 59:14

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy ante up for a trio of gambling flicks that run the table on chaos, charm, and questionable decision-making. First, they revisit the laid-back frontier wisdom of Kenny Rogers in The Gambler, then sprint to the racetrack for Richard Dreyfuss’ wild lucky streak in Let It Ride, and finally descend into the smoky n…

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Dog Movies 30:34

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy let the dogs out — straight into the movies. From wilderness survival to foul-mouthed strays to a brand-new horror pup, we’re diving snout-first into three wildly different canine flicks. First up: Call of the Wild, where Harrison Ford befriends a CGI dog with more emotional intelligence t…

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Weird Movies 44:04

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy tumble deep into the bizarre end of cinema’s bathtub with three gloriously deranged picks: The Greasy Strangler, Krazy House, and One Battle After Another. It’s an ooze-soaked, brain-melting journey through awkward nudity, screaming absurdity, and art so strange it might actually be genius. Expect confusion, l…

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Triple Agents, Casino Heists, and Calculated Chaos 14:13

2M ago14:13

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The gang hires a bodyguard and goes to a card game.By SD Bastards Gaming

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The Stephen King Cinematic Universe Pt II 44:01

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Send us a text Ken and Andy return to Castle Rock for another round of Stephen King adaptations, and this time the ride gets weird. The boys tackle the early-’90s CGI trip The Lawnmower Man in a full Better Than Gigli segment, asking the hard question: is this cyber-thriller a misunderstood gem or just lawn clippings? Then it’s on to two very diffe…

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Animation Pt I 48:00

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the wild world of animation! We’re rolling through three very different animated adventures: the trippy cult-classic Heavy Metal (1981), Pixar’s latest family-friendly cosmic quest Elio (2025), and the neon-fueled, music-powered chaos of K-Pop: Demon Hunters. From hard rock space operas to …

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Creepy Kids 50:20

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Send us a text This week Ken and Andy open the nursery door into the world of evil offspring and spine-tingling child terror. Our theme: Creepy Kids. 👶 First up, we take on The First Omen (2024), a stylish prequel that tries to recapture the devilish dread of the classic franchise. 🧸 Then we move into chilling psychological territory with Bring Her…

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Envoys and Entrapment 16:09

3M ago16:09

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The gang negotiates tariffs.By talonpowers

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Independent Operations 18:22

3M ago18:22

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The gang has a meeting and throws a party.By talonpowers

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Moff Missions Moff Problems 20:35

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The gang kidnaps . . . excuse me, assassinates the sector governor.By talonpowers

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A Glittering Gamble of Wits and Wreckage 16:30

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The gang goes to the casino.By talonpowers

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The Accidental Baron's Gambit 17:08

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The gang conquers a hunting moon.By talonpowers

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The Backstabbing Herglic 15:35

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The gang pulls off a bacta heist but gets caught up in an insurance scam.By talonpowers

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Tailgunner's Delight 16:58

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The gang pulls off a starfighter heist and makes a new friend.By talonpowers

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Nobody Said Becoming Rebels Would Be Easy 18:14

3M ago18:14

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The gang gets together and pulls off their first mission.By talonpowers

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Horroromance (Featuring Thomas Mahoney) 1:07:24

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the spooky, swoony world of Horroromance—where scares meet love stories. We’re breaking down three very different entries in the genre: the Norwegian supernatural coming-of-age thriller Thelma (2017), the heartfelt Your Monster, and the quirky indie romance Together. Jo…

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Ice Cube's War Of The Worlds (Better Than Gigli?) 22:06

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Send us a text In this one-off Better Than Gigli deep dive, we grab our space helmets and bandanas to explore the inexplicable, unproduced fever dream that is Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. We talk alien invasions with West Coast swagger, debate whether tripod walkers would be improved with hydraulics and spinning rims, and imagine what happens when…

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Right Wingers 57:26

4M ago57:26

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Send us a text 🎙️ New Episode: Red, White & Reel — Right-Wing Cinema Explored This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and the gang dive headfirst into the world of right-wing cinema with a triple feature that’s as ideologically loaded as it is conversation-worthy. First up, the vigilante fantasy Sound of Freedom — a box office juggernaut that sparked a…

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Ken Goes To The Doc (Documentaries) 44:15

4M ago44:15

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Send us a text This week, Ken dives deep into the world of lighthearted documentaries—but things get weird fast. From a secret apartment hidden in a mall to the uniquely charming life of “My Mom Jayne,” and finally, the truly unforgettable saga of the Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, we’re peeling back the curtain on some of the quirkiest true stories out …

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Zombies Pt I 43:45

5M ago43:45

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Send us a text 🧟‍♂️ This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy are crawling out of the grave to sink their teeth into three undead entries in the zombie genre: the quiet heartbreak of Maggie (2015), the meditative Scandinavian dread of Handling the Undead (2024), and the surprise resurrection sequel 28 Years Later… (2025). Do these flicks breathe…

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Mountainhead (One off) 13:49

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Send us a text 🎙️ This Week on a very special Pass, Pirate, Pay We’re heading for high altitudes and low morals with Mountainhead, Jesse Armstrong’s HBO satire about four tech bros trapped in a luxury chalet while the world burns (because of them). Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman, and Ramy Youssef lead this dark, weirdly funny spiral into AI, ego, …

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The Stephen King Cinematic Universe Pt I 58:41

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Send us a text We dive into three very different slices of the Stephen King cinematic universe — the prison epic The Shawshank Redemption, the haunted sequel Doctor Sleep, and the meditative mind-bender The Life of Chuck. From hope and horror to heartache and hallucinations, we’re breaking down which of these adaptations are worth your time… and wh…

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Haunted Houses or Ghosts, Guilt and Glitches 45:17

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Send us a text 🎃 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy creep down the haunted hallway of horror cinema—where the floorboards creak with trauma and the wallpaper is peeling in dread. First up is 1985's House, the gonzo ghost-fest where Vietnam flashbacks share a two-bedroom with flying garden tools. Then we check into His House, a bone-chilli…

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Forgotten 80's Favorites (Featuring Danny Jackson) 55:55

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Send us a text 🎙️ Pass, Pirate, Pay dives deep into the neon-lit VHS vault for Forgotten '80s Favorites! This week, Ken and Andy are joined by longtime pal and pop culture savant Danny Jackson to revisit three offbeat gems that deserve a rewind. We’ve got Lucas (1986), the tender teen heartbreaker that made us all protective of Corey Haim and suspi…

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Westerns Part II 47:30

7M ago47:30

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Send us a text Saddle up and keep your trigger fingers loose—Ken and Andy are riding back into the wild, weird West! This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, the fellas tackle the dusty trail of The Cowboys (1972), where John Wayne herds up some preteen ranch hands; the grisly horror-western Bone Tomahawk, where things get downright cannibalistic; and the b…

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Vampires (Pt II 'This Time With Soul') 51:11

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Send us a text 🦇🕺💉 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, we’re throwin' on our capes and creepin’ through the crypt of Black vampire cinema! First up, the OG fang daddy himself in Blackula 🧛🏿—smooth, spooky, and rocking a velvet collar. Then we hit the streets with Vampire in Brooklyn 🕷️, where Eddie Murphy does everything (including the wigs). And final…

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Mixed Bag 56:20

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy reach deep into the cinematic grab bag and pull out three wildly different flicks for your reviewing pleasure in an episode we’re calling… Mixed Bag. 🌀 Twisted (2004) – Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, and Andy Garcia star in this forgotten thriller that gets our full “Better Than Gigli?” treatment. Spoiler: th…

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Baseball, Ray 45:14

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Send us a text Batter up! This week, Ken and Andy are sliding headfirst into the world of baseball movies, covering three films that span decades of dugouts, dreams, and devilish deals. ⚾ The Bad News Bears (1976) – The original misfit little leaguers with beer, cursing, and just enough heart to win you over. 🧢 Damn Yankees (1958) – A musical take …

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St Patrick's Special 42:25

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Send us a text Grab a pint and cue the fiddle—it's our St. Patrick's Day Special! Ken and Andy are diving into three Irish-themed films that span magic, music, and immigration, as we celebrate the Emerald Isle on screen. 🍀 Darby O'Gill and the Little People – Disney's mischievous leprechaun classic, complete with banshees and baby-faced Sean Conner…

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Hackman 48:26

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy salute one of cinema’s greatest and most versatile actors—the legendary Gene Hackman. From tough-as-nails detectives to drifters and naval officers, Hackman brought grit, depth, and undeniable presence to every role. We’re diving into three of his most iconic performances: 🚓 The French Connection – The gritty …

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Oscar Night - 2024 1:03:57

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Send us a text Hollywood’s biggest night is upon us, and Ken and Andy are here to break it all down! In this special episode, we’re diving into the 2024 Academy Award nominees—who will take home gold, who got snubbed, and which films had us cheering or snoozing. Plus, we’re giving out our own awards as Ken and Andy reveal their Top Movies of 2024—s…

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Attack Of The Sex-Bots!!! 47:34

9M ago47:34

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Send us a text In this week’s episode, Ken and Andy dive deep into the future of love, lust, and artificial intelligence as they review three films about robotic romance gone awry: Cherry 2000 (1987), Subservience (2024), and Companion (2024). From Melanie Griffith battling wasteland warlords to Megan Fox playing the ultimate dream (or nightmare) c…

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Ken Gets Emotionally Devastated 31:53

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Send us a text Get ready to feel all the feels on this week's episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay! Ken and Andy take a deep dive into emotionally devastating films—Steel Magnolias, Nowhere Special, and Ghost Light. Join them as they navigate heart-wrenching tales of love, loss, and life's bittersweet moments, weighing whether these tearjerkers earn a Pass…

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Universal Monsters 44:33

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Send us a text Get ready for some classic chills and modern thrills on this episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay! Ken and Andy dive into Universal's iconic monster lore, reviewing the eerie elegance of Creature from the Black Lagoon, the horror-comedy hijinks of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, and the fresh bite of 2025's Wolf Man. From gill-men to …

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Very Disturbing Films (Part I) 59:42

11M ago59:42

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Send us a text Brace yourself for a haunting episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay as Ken and Andy venture into the darkest corners of cinema. This week, they review A Serbian Film, Megan Is Missing, and Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom—three deeply disturbing films notorious for their controversial and unsettling content. 🎥 Trigger Warning: This episode cont…

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Food, Glorious Food!!! 57:43

11M ago57:43

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Send us a text In this delicious episode, Ken and Andy indulge in the world of food-centric cinema, savoring three mouthwatering films that celebrate the art of cooking. First up is Babette’s Feast, a sumptuous story of gratitude, sacrifice, and a meal that transforms a small Danish village. Next, they serve up Big Night, where two Italian brothers…

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Vampires (Pt 1) 51:00

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Send us a text On this chilling episode, Ken and Andy sink their teeth into three vampire films, each offering a fresh twist on the undead legend. First, they explore the moody, immortal romance of Only Lovers Left Alive, where ancient bloodsuckers find beauty in a decaying world. Next, they delve into the darkly quirky Humanist Vampire Seeking Con…

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Music Flix 52:26

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Send us a text "On this musical episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy jam out with reviews of movies and shows about musicians! From the riotous rock antics of We Are Lady Parts to the gritty Irish hip-hop vibes of Kneecap, and the enigmatic Dylan-inspired A Complete Unknown, they break down the beats, the feels, and the cinematic vibes. Will …

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Christmas Special Part II 47:32

12M ago47:32

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, it’s Christmas special: Part 2! We’re diving into the holiday spirit with reviews of Joyeux Noel, the wild ride that is Rare Exports, and the new Farrelly Brothers, Jack Black movie Dear Santa. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and let’s unwrap some festive film gems! 🎄🎥 Check us out at www.passpiratepay.com…

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Christmas Special Part I 55:21

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, it's a holly jolly Christmas special! We’re back with another round of Better Than Gigli, taking aim at The Rock's new holiday flick, Red One. Then, Ken and Andy unwrap their top 3 Christmas movies of all time. Grab some eggnog and tune in for some festive film fun! 🎄🎬 Check us out at www.passpiratepay…

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Off To See The Wizard!!! 55:43

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Send us a text On this magical episode, Ken and Andy set off down the Yellow Brick Road in search of the Wizard of Cinema, exploring three enchanting tales inspired by the land of Oz. First, they encounter Lynch/Oz, a documentary that unravels David Lynch’s deep, mysterious connection to the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz. Next, they dance their way…

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Holy Zealots!!! 59:42

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Send us a text And lo, Ken and Andy did venture into the land of cinematic zealotry, where the faithful and the fanatical dwelled. And they spake of Red State, the tale of a cultish church led astray, and of Saint Maud, the story of a maiden consumed by her fervent piety. Yea, they also proclaimed the coming of Heretic, the newest revelation starri…

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World's Oldest Profession 1:03:27

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Send us a text On this steamy episode of Pass, Pirate, Pay, we’re turning up the heat with three films that dive into the world’s oldest profession. First, we swoon over the ultimate 90s fairytale Pretty Woman, where Julia Roberts redefines “shop till you drop.” Then it’s time to two-step back to the 80s for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a m…

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Ken Goes East 52:25

1y ago52:25

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Send us a text Get ready to go East! This episode has an Asian twist, kicking off with a fresh, hilarious segment in a new 100-part series, 'Better Than Gigli!' where Ken dives into Rotten Tomatoes' infamous list of the 100 worst movies. First up: M. Night Shyamalan’s epic misfire, The Last Airbender (brace yourselves). Then, it’s back to our regul…

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Westerns Part I 1:05:31

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Send us a text In this episode ken and Andy explore the wild wild west as they review two films and one mini series of the western genre. The first is 1971's McCabe and Mrs. Miller starring Warren Beatty and Julie Christie and directed by Robert Altman. Next is the 1989 Miniseries Lonesome Dove Starring Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones. And the la…

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The Terrifier Trilogy 1:09:50

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Send us a text In this bone-chilling Halloween special, we’re diving into the terrifying trilogy that haunts clown phobias everywhere—Terrifier Parts 1, 2, and the brand-new Part 3! Brace yourselves as Ken shares his killer takes on Art the Clown’s blood-soaked escapades. Beware: these reviews are not for the faint of heart. Expect laughs, gasps, a…

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Women and Their Various Life Stages 55:32

1y ago55:32

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Send us a text In this episode Ken and Andy chat about three movies that involve women at various stages of their life. My Old Ass: A girl does Hallucinogenic drugs and meets an older version of herself, played by Aubrey Plaza. The Substance: Demi Moore plays a past her prime TV workout instructor who tries a drug that creates a younger, more beaut…

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The Batman Universe 59:39

1y ago59:39

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Send us a text In this episode we explore two TV shows and one movie from the Batman Universe that are very current and decide if you should Pass, Pirate, or Pay. The Caped Crusader: The Netflix animated Crime Drama The Penguin: The new Crime Drama on HBO/MAX starring Colin Ferrell Joker: Folie à Deux: The new Todd Phillips Joker sequel starring Jo…

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BotU 2020 Archive 1:11:39

4+ y ago1:11:39

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How were the Bastards of the Universe during quarantine? Listen and find out! Here are all the 2020 adventures such as the Sinner, Bob’s Brother saga! The arrival of the Juricon Egg! Adventures in Spooky Space! Astro-Skull 2! Get caught up! Don't forget to like/share/subscribe to Bastards of the Universe on Facebook, follow @bastardhouse on Twitter…

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BotU 2019 Archive 1:22:48

6y ago1:22:48

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Need more plot for Bastards of the Universe? On to 2019! The Evil Bastards of the Universe! The Bastard-1 gets an upgrade! A Galactic Space Derby! Emperor Sorbakk continues his invasion! Meet Bastardstein! Don't forget to like/share/subscribe to Bastards of the Universe on Facebook! Follow @bastardhouse on Twitter and @bastardsoftheuniverse on Inst…