Best Benzine Podcasts (2025)

Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe. We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and …

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Greg Wrote a Sequel to We Bought a Zoo? 46:54

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We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell. And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME! All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce…

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Why the Original Superman Is the Best Superhero Movie (According to Greg) 45:40

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We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton’s many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist.Also, som…

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How to Get FREE Brain Surgery! 44:17

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We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg’s illegal prank mug empire, argue about God’s cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, s…

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The Episode Where We're Eating the Whole Time 45:06

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omnomnomnomnomnomnom

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How to Stop a Burglar 41:16

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Obviously, if you've been a long time listener you know this will be solid advice. Patreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

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Don't Talk the Talk If You Can't Talk the More Talk 35:20

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Don't read this description if you can't read the description about reading the description.

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How To Make Friends At Parties 48:36

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Greg is the most friend-makingest man around.

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Alternate Facts About Socrates 47:29

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Hey, Lettuceheads!

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Greg Calls His Mom 46:25

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For real. He does.

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Bring Your Own Lotion 46:51

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AKA, Ripe for a Reboot Also, everything you ever wanted to know about Highlander.

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Ten Easy Ways to Become a Millionaire 45:35

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It's so EASY! Think about it. That's why almost everyone you know is a millionaire.

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Nosegay Doesn't Mean What You Think It Does 44:48

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Unless it does.

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The LIVE Pea Ness Episode 40:52

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Uh oh. It's another one of those unhinged post-Bad Movies Live episodes.

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How To Become The Boxing Heavyweight Champion Of The World 45:24

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Because George Foreman ain't just the inventor of the grill.

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You Made It Boring, I Made It Exciting 48:07

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Can you tell who titled this?

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How To Rob Someone at Gunpoint 42:50

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Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.

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Chest Fat 48:50

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yeah, it's what you think it is. (if you think it's boobs)

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Never Open a Cold Lamp Store 47:07

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Or a cold lamp sore. But we don't talk about that. That should be obvious.

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The Rear End Episode 44:54

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The first time we ever said "rear end"! (we think)

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Someone Will Be Murdered During This Episode 45:03

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And during your listen of this episode!

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Five Untrue Facts About Lettuce 45:48

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You won't believe number 7!

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Suck it, World! 48:14

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Finally, our true feelings come out.

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Embarrassing Pooping In Public Stories EXPLAINED! 50:08

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Finally, we'll get to the bottom of this. Featuring special guest, Yeshmin Blechin!

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Eat Well, Exercise, Die Anyway 40:57

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Finally some useful advice

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Christmas 2024 Spectacular! 58:28

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What better way to spend the entire holiday than to listen to Greg and Brian Benben! (You will have to listen to this episode over and over again to fill up the whole holiday. your choice, but really, you should.)