Best Castmember Podcasts (2025)

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917: Tick Fiasco, Pigeon Bandit, & Parrot Video Calls 1:00:00

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Sarah had a "tick fiasco" in the wilderness, and she'll never be the same. We get some updates from Susie about Pete Rose's eligibility for the Baseball Hall of Fame since his death and we hear the scandal involving the Napalm Girl image we discussed recently, and how the wrong photographer may have taken credit for the last fifty years. We hear ac…

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916: Eyeball Privacy, Cicada B-holes, & Therapy Breakthroughs 52:32

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Sarah thought she was being frugal and industrious, but now she has a stained sink and a broken olive oil dispenser. We learn why an AI tech bro wants to see your eyeballs, and Susie's mad about it. We hear cicadas play Pachelbel's Canon in D on their abdomen (or buttholes?). Sarah says an adult star got a billboard to advertise her OnlyFans, but C…

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915: Happiness Hacks, Cartwheel Blindness, & Things in Holes 1:01:56

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Sarah is getting into birding and Susie is getting into the Elks. What we're saying is we're old. But we're happy. Unfortunately a lot of people aren't happy, but don't worry, we have the data on what can solve that problem, and it turns out it's not that hard. We share our own ideas of what hell is, and basically it's us being bad at literally any…

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914: Frog Survival, Pop Star Pals, & Karma 1:03:06

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Sarah is getting old all of a sudden, and she is not happy about it. She claims she has an old lady body now, and we talk about how humans age in two big bursts at 44 and 60. Sarah saw a man taking pics of young girls at the beach so we debate whether she should've confronted him. Frogs have been croaking (get it?) at alarming numbers due to storm …

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913: Elderspeak, Napalm Girl, & Snakebite Savior 1:02:16

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Susie went to a Micky Dolenz of the Monkees concert, and the next day a stranger stopped her at the grocery store to make a comment about something Susie did at the show. We learn why medical professionals and workers at senior facilities are being trained to stop using "elderspeak" with their patients. They say that the baby talk and cutesy langua…

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912: Climber Catastrophe, Tennis Odor, and Hornet Attack 1:08:03

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Scientists think they might have found a planet that is "brimming with life," and we're pretty sure whoever lives there is way smarter than earthlings. We learn about a climber who had to be rescued twice in one week because he forgot his phone on the mountain. And we discuss a vintage story about a hiker who was lost and couldn't be rescued becaus…

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911: Caricature Creep, Rabid Seals, & Racing for the Crown 1:06:34

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Sarah and her gf got a caricature, and it is truly the stuff of nightmares. We debate whether the "artist" was intentionally making it awful, why he wanted to give her gigantic boobs, and what message he was trying to send. Sarah watched a new series on Netflix and now she is fascinated by equine social culture, but is simultaneously against horse …

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910: Flow State, Sperm Racing, & Balloon Boy 1:04:04

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Susie is sharing a tragic tale of why her dancing at the gay wedding was cut short. They also had a peek at each other's sacral dimples and will update you about their size, scope, and scale. Is bigger better? Find out. Susie watched a documentary about songwriting and they discuss the mystery and wonder of the "flow state," what we think causes in…

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909: Fair Play, Space Lies, & NFT Nonsense 57:58

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We are still riding the high of officiating a gay wedding because it was EPIC! We'll never top it. Congrats to Tyler and Timmi! Sarah is super into Crypto all of a sudden, well, not really, but she is understanding why artists saw potential in the NFT trend. We discuss the new Academy Award rule that mandates people watch the movies before voting, …

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908: Animal Sounds, Ladies in Space, & Alien Abduction 56:18

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We hear why Sarah is starting to get messages from people from "beyond the grave." We discuss animal sounds and how people around the world imitate animals through onomatopoeia, and why they're all different. We're mad about the ladies that went to space and acted like morons. We debate whether a man who got stolen casino chips should be able to ca…

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907: Pop the Balloon, Greed & Gold, & Sock Sniffer 1:01:39

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Johnny Bananas is up to his old tricks (and we do mean OLD) on the Netflix *live* dating game, Pop the Balloon, where he may or may not have been accused of racism, but either way he was giving extreme creepy uncle cringe vibes. We follow-up on our discussion on the Gold & Greed documentary on the treasure hunt that cost some people their lives and…

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906: Treasure Hunt, Lucky Lady, & the Tyranny of Whistling 1:08:20

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Susie is pumped about a new documentary about a treasure hunt, and we realize we've been on the air so long that we've covered this hunt's beginning, its controversies, the treasure's discovery (???), and now the doc. We learn why it tells us a lot about human psychology, passion, addiction, celebrity, risk-taking, and more. We discuss scholarship …

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905: Sarah on the Spectrum, Cancelling Einstein, & Dire Wolves 1:06:44

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Nobody ever tells you that aging is mostly just getting weird things on your body that you may or may not have to worry about. And this is officially an old lady podcast. Sarah is obsessed with Love on the Spectrum and she explains why the people on the show are so adorable and why we wish neurotypical dating was this good. Susie thinks Sarah might…

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904: Bed Monster, Hooters Hypocrisy, & Paddington Bear Assault 1:03:25

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Susie shares a horrifying story about a babysitter who had to fight off a real monster. We talk about why kids should never be the butt of any joke and we want anyone who is mean to a kid to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Susie is mourning the death of Hooters, but Sarah is not sad one bit. We discuss the history of the franchise, why…

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903: Walk of Fame, Dance Psychology, & Ikea Furniture 1:03:07

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We recorded on April Fool's Day, so we had to complain about pranks and prankers who commit them. But Susie thinks Sarah is a prank enabler. We discuss a large cluster of people in a small town who contracted ALS, and we learn what might be causing it. Sarah explains how a person gets a star on the Walk of Fame and why it's not on merit alone. But …

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902: OCD Miracle, Hot Old People, & Box Demon 59:42

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Susie had a crazy celebrity encounter in LA, and it made her year. We learn how one man's OCD was cured through a violent act, and what it can teach us about the disorder. We find out whether old people find other old people attractive, and Susie thinks it says something about self-esteem. We talk about how language is changing because of the inter…

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901: Goose Poop Discovery, Gorilla Food Dance, & Farts on a Plane 1:01:56

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We have a very special guest with us today! We brought in our old pal, Tiffany who was Kathy Griffin's assistant and star of "My Life on the D List!" We were psyched! We found out if she's a saccral sister too. We learn how a little girl completed a science project and made a wild discovery about goose poop. We find out why an art gallery got raide…

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900: Cheeto Charizard, Gene Hackman, Munchausen by Internet 1:07:46

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Sarah's under the weather, but we can't let it get in the way of our 900th episode celebration! Susie tells us that a rare Charizard hit the market, and it's a Cheeto. We're pretty psyched about it, but not as psyched as whatever fool paid $90K for it. There's still time to bid on the Cheeto that looks like the Air Jordan logo though, so don't slee…

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899: Body Braille, Parasitic Twin, & Eyeball Teeth 1:04:33

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Episode 899 is wild! And we think it bodes well for the 900s coming up. We start with a crazy thread online about whether one could hypothetically read braille with their clitoris (shoutout to the Vagina Museum), and we learn the insane reason doctors miscounted the number of nerve-endings in them. Susie discusses the latest shocking death penalty …

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898: Challenge Insecurity, Pathological Liars, & Lonely Teens 52:32

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Sarah roped Susie into watching Love is Blind and now they have to talk about it (even though Susie is mad about it). We discuss the particular hellscape that is a reality tv reunion and the trauma it provides. We discuss why bangs are never the answer and you should never get a tattoo when you're in the throes of life's worst moments. Sarah talks …

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897: Air Travel Trauma, Reality TV Inflation, & Kitchen Science Scam 1:02:08

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We hear why Susie is working overtime as a mom, but she has faith for a better boy. We discuss the woman who died on an airplane and the flight crew strapped her into a seat next to (living) passengers, and Sarah explains why it was traumatic. Susie talks about how scientists are tracking the age of birds' nests and how they found one that they are…

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896: Testosterone, Nellie Bly, & Gays Gaze 1:02:23

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Sarah got her meds adjusted and she is riding the high of that sweet testosterone that is making her feel some kind of way. All of the sudden she isn't so judgy towards men. What's up with that??? We hear about the amazing investigative journalist that blew the lid of off of mistreatment for mentally ill patients and people unfairly placed into men…

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895: Girth Growth, Strippers in Heat, & Therapy Clothes 1:06:59

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Welp, dudes are getting fillers now, but it's in a different area than women. They're getting their packages pumped up, and we have some questions for the fellas who are shelling out thousands of dollars for more girth, bigger scrotums, and larger resting packages. Susie talks about the Luther Vandross documentary and the tragedy of being famous fo…

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894: Love is Blind, Jack the Ripper, & Busy Beavers 59:41

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It's Sarah's birthday party, and we are happy to celebrate this amazing woman! She is talking about her reality tv obsession, Love is Blind, and why the show feels ethical while also shocking enough to make great tv. We hear how the Jack the Ripper serial murder case has finally been solved over 100 years after it happened, and why the detectives g…

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893: Gen Z Lower Case, Brain Break, & Black Genius 1:06:28

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Sarah is having another medical situation, and this time Susie is blaming all of her wild outlaw habits lately. Susie explains why Gen Z insists on using all lower case letters, and we're wondering if the kids are alright. We discuss the Surviving Black Hawk Down documentary, and the ways the government, society, and media paint a picture of the Un…

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917: Tick Fiasco, Pigeon Bandit, & Parrot Video Calls 1:00:00

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916: Eyeball Privacy, Cicada B-holes, & Therapy Breakthroughs 52:32

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915: Happiness Hacks, Cartwheel Blindness, & Things in Holes 1:01:56

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914: Frog Survival, Pop Star Pals, & Karma 1:03:06

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913: Elderspeak, Napalm Girl, & Snakebite Savior 1:02:16

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912: Climber Catastrophe, Tennis Odor, and Hornet Attack 1:08:03

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911: Caricature Creep, Rabid Seals, & Racing for the Crown 1:06:34

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910: Flow State, Sperm Racing, & Balloon Boy 1:04:04

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909: Fair Play, Space Lies, & NFT Nonsense 57:58

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908: Animal Sounds, Ladies in Space, & Alien Abduction 56:18

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907: Pop the Balloon, Greed & Gold, & Sock Sniffer 1:01:39

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906: Treasure Hunt, Lucky Lady, & the Tyranny of Whistling 1:08:20

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905: Sarah on the Spectrum, Cancelling Einstein, & Dire Wolves 1:06:44

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904: Bed Monster, Hooters Hypocrisy, & Paddington Bear Assault 1:03:25

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903: Walk of Fame, Dance Psychology, & Ikea Furniture 1:03:07

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902: OCD Miracle, Hot Old People, & Box Demon 59:42

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901: Goose Poop Discovery, Gorilla Food Dance, & Farts on a Plane 1:01:56

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900: Cheeto Charizard, Gene Hackman, Munchausen by Internet 1:07:46

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899: Body Braille, Parasitic Twin, & Eyeball Teeth 1:04:33

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898: Challenge Insecurity, Pathological Liars, & Lonely Teens 52:32

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897: Air Travel Trauma, Reality TV Inflation, & Kitchen Science Scam 1:02:08

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896: Testosterone, Nellie Bly, & Gays Gaze 1:02:23

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895: Girth Growth, Strippers in Heat, & Therapy Clothes 1:06:59

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894: Love is Blind, Jack the Ripper, & Busy Beavers 59:41

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893: Gen Z Lower Case, Brain Break, & Black Genius 1:06:28