Best Cock Radio Podcasts (2025)

1
Gen Z's Retirement Edge? 43:32

Play Pause

8h ago43:32

43:32

Gen Z may just be schooling the rest of us in retirement savings—sort of. Don breaks down why the kids are all right… and also why they’re misled. Auto-enrollment rules, social media misinformation, and shaky FinTok advice are all under the microscope. He then tackles smart ETF choices for young investors, questions about windfall investing and bur…

1
Highs Hype 45:12

23h ago45:12

45:12

The market hit another “all-time high”—shocking no one. Don dismantles the myth that record highs are reasons to panic or pull back, reminding listeners that long-term investing and diversification remain undefeated. He breaks down the actual recent S&P 500 data, explains why global diversification matters (even when it lags), and skewers both sing…

1
Dr. Doom or Dr. Boom 29:30

2d ago29:30

29:30

Don and Tom tear into the lunacy of financial predictions—starting with famed doomsayer Nouriel Roubini suddenly turning optimistic (is that a good sign or a terrifying one?). Then it’s onto Ron Baron and his wildly volatile, high-fee Barron Partners Fund, which beat the QQQ—barely—by taking massive concentrated bets on Tesla and SpaceX. Finally, t…

1
WS 454 Sluts and Puritans 1:01:15

3d ago1:01:15

1:01:15

Ms Harper explores sex, sexuality, gender, and gender expression through the ages, with an in-depth look at John Calvin (and an explanation of why Ms Harper does not like him at all) and Puritans. Listen and learn why modern issues around gender exploration have been impacted by centuries old ideas about the 'proper' role for both men and women. Fr…

1
Cows, Crumb Dumps and Crowing Cocks 45:44

5d ago45:44

45:44

Where do we start with this episode of Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show! We get up close and personal with Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby with exclusive chats, including: Is the day your child is born the best day of your life? Jordan gets a surprise from his student radio days And Chris said something he REALLY shouldn’t have live…

1
Question Time with Tom & Roxy 21:31

5d ago21:31

21:31

Tom welcomes Roxy Butner back to field listener questions on retirement income, Roth vs. traditional 401(k) choices, car financing math, leftover 529 rollovers, and bond price confusion. Listeners hear sharp, practical advice on optimizing savings and withdrawals—without slipping into tax traps. Plus, a shoutout to the record 401(k) savings rate an…

1
529: Farting underwater 41:08

6d ago41:08

41:08

Today on the podcast. 2 - Broken arm hospital experience. 16 - Wrong house garden service. 22 - Sniper roll call. 28 - Best places to fart. 33 - Outrageous Fortune is coming to YouTube. 35 - Feedback from Shabba. New NFR sunglasses - https://neufound.com/pages/notforradio Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch?…

1
Behavior Beats Brilliance 28:35

6d ago28:35

28:35

In this episode, Don and Tom dive into a revealing YouGov survey that shows Americans might not be as overconfident as we thought—except when it comes to trustworthiness, loyalty, and… mechanical skills? The guys unpack what this means for investors, especially the surprising gaps between men and women in self-perception. Then they outline the trai…

1
528: Spicy burger... or are you just fat? 32:24

7d ago32:24

32:24

Today on the podcast. 2 - Spicy burger competition. 11 - First Warriors game. 17 - Flintoff documentary. Brad Smeele - https://bit.ly/4kaZxqT 21 - Owen's mum had made a mistake. 25 - Things you can say about your motorbike and not your girlfriend. 27- Born Free Chopper show chrome piece. - https://www.instagram.com/p/DLHOy2PIkmD/ New NFR sunglasses…

1
Can't Have Everything 45:46

7d ago45:46

45:46

Don tackles the dangerous myth of “safe” high-yield investments, calling out misleading financial advice around covered call funds and non-traded real estate deals. He takes calls on 529 plans vs. UTMA, long-term care insurance pitfalls, robo-advisors for special needs planning, and a shady pitch for a fixed-indexed annuity disguised as a fiduciary…

1
Gold Medal Worthy? 45:29

8d ago45:29

45:29

Don flies solo from Florida while Tom continues his Euro-tour, tackling the deep flaws in Morningstar’s mutual fund and target-date fund ratings. He skewers their cozy relationship with high-fee fund companies and explains how commission-based funds keep getting top honors while cheaper, investor-friendly alternatives like Vanguard are buried down …

1
Low Risk Fantasies 29:17

9d ago29:17

29:17

Don and Tom expose the seductive illusion of “wealth without risk” by dissecting the explosion of equity-hedged ETFs and mutual funds. They tear into the high fees, low returns, and false promises sold by funds claiming to protect investors from market drops while capturing the upside. With support from recent Wall Street Journal coverage and AQR d…

1
WS 453 Emotional Regulation Skills 1:01:34

10d ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Join Mistress Harper, Life Coach, for a discussion about Emotional Regulation Skills! Learn all about what emotional regulation skills are, and why they are a learned set of skills that everyone should work to aquire and practice. All people need to learn to regulate their reaction to emotions, so that we're not all running around instinctively res…

1
Fast Paced Friday 29:53

11d ago29:53

29:53

CORRECTION: During the 13:45 caller, I gave erroneous advice on the withdrawal rules for an inherited IRA. Given that this was his father’s IRA, he is not eligible to wait until the end of the 10-year period. So he will need to distributions and, then, make a charitable gifts. -Don Don tackles a stack of listener questions in this rapid-fire Friday…

1
Milkshakes, Mouth ache and Mariah Carey- All the fun from Capital's Summertime Ball 46:02

12d ago46:02

46:02

Join Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby for a very special episode of Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show! They have all the gossip on what happened backstage at Capital's Summertime Ball including A dressing room cautionary tale… Jordan’s wisdom tooth drama And what happened when the guys interviewed THE Mariah Carey Plus we answer more …

1
525: Sorry George 34:20

14d ago34:20

34:20

Today on the podcast. 2 - State of Origin last night 5 - 2 Great Danes and 1 nasty shit. 9 - NRL pool shot put. 12 - Electric shock to the flaps 17 - Paul the Joker and a deaf audience member; https://open.spotify.com/show/6crH5fSNBwATd5wgaFcPGi?si=492ef7c93ee34f93 25 - These birds make crazy noises 28 - George fainted listening to NFR. New NFR sun…

1
Math Over Models 45:50

14d ago45:50

45:50

Don and Tom dive into the human obsession with prediction—especially in finance—and why models fail us more than they help. They dissect the CAPE ratio, Fama vs. Shiller, and why “knowing” the market is a fool’s errand. Listeners also get lessons on ETF pricing myths, market cap misunderstandings, SEP Roth IRAs (spoiler: they’re basically unicorns)…

1
Home Bias Harm 45:41

15d ago45:41

45:41

Don and Tom tackle the behavioral trap of “home bias” in investing—why U.S. investors tend to overinvest domestically and why it’s dangerous. They compare global fund allocations across countries, poke fun at nationalist investing instincts, and explain why international diversification is essential. Listener calls cover early Social Security regre…

1
524: Rhonda Hapi Smith 37:12

16d ago37:12

37:12

Today on the podcast. We're joined by Rhonda Hāpi-Smith - A female prison officer and member of the Riot Squad, she met and worked with thieves, addicts, gangsters, murderers, and sex offenders for nearly twenty years in men's prisons around the country. Operating within an unspoken set of codes, Rhonda built a reputation for herself as fair but fi…

1
Stock Picking Trap 28:47

16d ago28:47

28:47

In this episode of Talking Real Money, Don and Tom take aim at one of the most persistent investing mistakes: owning individual stocks. With humor and sharp skepticism, they explore why investors—even those who say they follow the show’s advice—still concentrate wealth in a few companies like Apple, NVIDIA, or their employer’s stock. Referencing Ja…

1
WS 452 Cuckolding with Ms Bianca 1:00:21

17d ago1:00:21

1:00:21

Ms Harper had special guest Ms Bianca join for a discussion on cuckolding! History, fantasies, consent, misconceptions, jealousy, and more!By Cock Radio

1
Mumps, Magaluf and Miriam Margolyes 44:53

19d ago44:53

44:53

Capital Breakfast: After The Show, Show- Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unmissable. Join Jordan North, Chris Stark, and Sian Welby as they take you behind the scenes of Capital Breakfast with the stories that were too outrageous for radio. Each week, the gang spills exclusive secrets, shares laugh-out-loud moments, and reveals what really happens when the…

1
Asking Tom and Roxy 25:37

19d ago25:37

25:37

Tom and Roxy dive into listener questions with sharp advice and sharper metaphors—like why a 1,000-point drop in the Dow is more like a slight temperature dip than a financial catastrophe. They cover smart asset location (where to put what), consolidation tips for retirement accounts, the often-overlooked costs of rental real estate, and the emotio…

1
Jordan's Growing Cock fail 2:51

19d ago2:51

2:51

Slip of the tongue results in a growing cockBy Radiofail

1
Radio Derby F-bomb shocker 0:35

19d ago0:35

0:35

Just when you thought the microphone was off... you go and shout the FnH wordsBy Radiofail

1
522: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps 46:20

20d ago46:20

46:20

Today on the podcast. 3 - Field days. 7 - NZ Pie reviews / Lewis Road Creamery. 10- Andrew Hamilton show. 15 - Super yachts in Monaco. 19 - F1. 21 - Get yourself checked, charity. 24 - K9 cancer research. 33 - Portaloos in NZ. 34 - What’s next for CTC? 35 - Meeting Donald Trump and Elon Musk. 38 - Country music awards. 41 - Rock 2000 / Podcast Roya…

1
Retirement Disorder 31:48

20d ago31:48

31:48

This episode explores the psychological and financial side of retirement planning through the lens of entropy. Don and Tom dive into an article from Kiplinger that cleverly compares retirement to the second law of thermodynamics: left unmanaged, both money and purpose tend toward chaos. Only 4% of retirees say they're "living the dream"—and the duo…

1
521: Decontamination 31:52

21d ago31:52

31:52

Today on the podcast. 2 - Mad Dog Bryan 17 - Moving house in a hurry 24 - Towel wiper Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Check out our sponsor, Binance, here: https://bit.ly/3Y8N2Uu Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/…

1
Misplaced Money 45:51

21d ago45:51

45:51

Don and Tom dig into America’s $1.7 trillion in forgotten retirement accounts—29 million of them! They walk listeners through how to search for their own missing funds and share their own finds (or lack thereof). They answer questions about where to park $100K in short-term savings, when (or if) to convert to a Roth in your 70s, the pros and cons o…

1
Financial IQ Test 45:40

21d ago45:40

45:40

Don and Tom salute high-schoolers who tackled the National Personal Finance Challenge, then test listeners (and each other) with the same nine-question quiz—covering basics like principal vs. balance, Roth RMD rules, CDs, vesting, inflation risk, callable bonds, and limit orders. Call-in segments dig into real-world money puzzles: whether to sink h…

1
Too Many ETFs? 29:38

23d ago29:38

29:38

Don and Tom explore the evolution, promise, and pitfalls of Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs). While ETFs have become the dominant investment vehicle, boasting $8 trillion in assets and more than 4,000 choices, the duo cautions against the “novelty trap” that lures investors into trendy, high-cost, low-diversification funds. They advocate sticking with …

1
WS 451 Cock Control and Ruined Orgasms with Ms Krista 1:01:25

24d ago1:01:25

1:01:25

Ms Krista of phonesexfetishblog.com joins Ms Harper for a discussion about cock control and ruined orgasms! Learn about what a 'ruined' orgasm used to mean, and how the term is used today. Find out some techniques to ruin your orgasm for your Mistress, too!By Cock Radio

1
Let's Start an OnlyFans! 47:29

26d ago47:29

47:29

🎙️It’s getting LOOSE on this week’s episode of Capital Breakfast: After The Show, Show with Jordan North, Chris Stark, and Sian Welby! 🔥This Week: 🎤 Ever wondered what it’s really like going to film Junkets? We’re spilling the tea on our recent chat with John Legend—and all the chaos that went down off mic… 🤣 Expect more madness with another wild r…

1
Q&A: Debt and Condos 32:32

26d ago32:32

32:32

In this Friday Q&A episode, Don answers a wide range of listener questions, covering everything from market timing behavior and condo pitfalls to portfolio simplification and strategic debt repayment. He offers heartfelt financial guidance with his usual mix of candor and compassion—including a personal confession about his own Social Security deci…

1
518: Rhinostopper 34:01

27d ago34:01

34:01

Today on the podcast. 1 - Volcano kettle explosion. 9 - Drunk poo on a walk home. 16 - Jay saw Jo Koy. 25 - Blazed NZ ad. 30 - Advice for people with young kids. 32 - Show Boss Tiegs got confused about Canada. New NFR sunglasses - https://neufound.com/pages/notforradio Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hi…

1
Rube Goldberg Investing 29:03

27d ago29:03

29:03

A chaotic day leads Don into a deep (and entertaining) dive into the futility of market timing, spurred by a recent Morningstar article on Pacer’s Trendpilot ETF. Don and Tom break down the mechanics of the fund’s strategy, its underperformance compared to a simple 60/40 portfolio, and the long-term cost of trying to avoid downturns. Listener quest…

1
517: Sail trip with no experience 35:59

28d ago35:59

35:59

Today on the podcast. 1 - Fruit Salad can. 6 - We love garlic. 12 - Sailing with bugger all experience. 24 - Jay got a listener in trouble. 27 - Jay's hitchhiking story. 33 - Carl Barron's childhood hunger comedy bit. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. New NFR sunglasses - https://neufound.com/pages/notforradio Want to get in t…

1
The Best Not Best? 44:45

28d ago44:45

44:45

Don and Tom unpack Morningstar’s latest “5 of the Best” investing methods, praising the simplicity of balanced and target-date funds but warning against high-fee versions. They emphasize that no portfolio fits everyone and push for low-cost index solutions. Listeners call in with 401k rollover questions and political discomfort around financial fir…

1
Crypto Markets Efficient? 45:02

29d ago45:02

45:02

In this episode of Talking Real Money, Don and Tom reluctantly return to the topic of Bitcoin, using its recent price spike to explore deeper questions about market efficiency, irrational investor behavior, and the legitimacy of crypto as an investment. With nods to Eugene Fama, Cliff Asness, and some well-aimed skepticism, the duo debates whether …

1
Only Six Minutes? 27:11

1M ago27:11

27:11

Don and Tom dive into a new study showing the average investor spends just six minutes researching a stock—most of it just watching the price move. From gut feelings to hometown bias, they unpack why individual stock picking is often driven by emotion, not logic. Along the way, they skewer myths about control, tax efficiency, and the Warren Buffett…

1
WS 450 Enchantrix Empire Sissy Pageant 2025 1:01:11

1M ago1:01:11

1:01:11

Learn everything you need to know about the Enchantrix Empire Sissy Pageant for 2025! From how to enter to what's involved in participating, all the details are right here.By Cock Radio

1
Nicky's Minaj 48:09

1M ago48:09

48:09

🎙️ Welcome to Capital Breakfast: After The Show, Show — Your Exclusive Backstage Pass! Join Jordan North, Chris Stark, and Sian Welby for the very first episode as they reveal the chaos, laughter, and behind-the-scenes secrets from the best moments of the week on Capital Breakfast. 🔥 In This Episode: Chris drops a jaw-dropping story about a huge gl…

1
Bonds, Bluffers, and Buckets 28:04

1M ago28:04

28:04

Don fields a fresh batch of listener questions in this all-audio edition. A longtime fan asks whether a municipal bond ETF (VTEB) is a smarter place than a money market fund for short-term cash—Don explains why liquidity and risk matter more than yield. Another listener wants help navigating how much cash retirees should keep and when to use it—Don…

1
515: Shock to the cock 38:17

1M ago38:17

38:17

Today on the podcast. 2 - Dog exposes lost virginity. 7 - Electric shock to the cock. 13 - Message from Judith Lyons. SJ Family reunion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnMpa1Rz6W8 19 - Villainy prank. 20 - A good man. 27 - If our genitals had a voice. 31 - Best places to fart. New NFR sunglasses - https://neufound.com/pages/notforradio Give us a …

1
Bad Advice the Norm? 45:36

1M ago45:36

45:36

Don and Tom roll through Memorial Day weekend with a little heat from the audience, a breakdown of where Americans get their financial advice (hint: it’s not great), and some solid, real-world investing guidance. They take a couple of strong listener calls—one on geopolitical market fear and another from a small business owner unsure how to save fo…

1
514: Handcuff show and tell 33:48

1M ago33:48

33:48

Today on the podcast. Stuck earring, a broken jaw and a missing foot 6 - Thunderflash and desert loos 11 - Betcha pot for State of Origin and our wild Uber drivers 23- Sex toys at school show-and-tell 29 - The glory days New NFR sunglasses - https://neufound.com/pages/notforradio Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get i…

1
9%? Not a Chance 45:07

1M ago45:07

45:07

This episode brings the heat on so-called “financial educators” masquerading as fiduciaries while hawking high-commission indexed annuities. Don and Tom dissect the misleading promises of 9% guaranteed returns, break down real disclosure numbers, and expose the enormous commissions driving these “recommendations.” Listener questions spark insights …

1
Target Date Truth 27:49

1M ago27:49

27:49

Tom takes a break from vacationing to join Don in a deep dive on target date funds—the good, the mediocre, and the fee-loaded ugly. They break down performance data, highlight major fund differences, and remind listeners why understanding your own risk tolerance still matters. Listener questions spark advice on Roth IRAs for young investors and str…

1
WS 449 Pride, Queer Liberation Theory, and Praxis 1:01:11

1M ago1:01:11

1:01:11

Join Ms Harper for a discussion on Pride month's history, including the Hirschfeld Institute, Stonewall, and Gay Liberation groups like Act Up, the Radical Faeries, and more! From history we moved into theory, with first Gay Liberation Theory and the more modern Queer Liberation Theory. Moving beyond heteronormativitiy and cisnormativity are great …

1
Queries and Clarity 25:29

1M ago25:29

25:29

In this lighter (but still info-packed) Friday Q&A episode, Don tackles a mixed bag of real-world money questions—from Roth conversions and selling the family home to foreign tax credits and the emotional overload of trying to do everythingat once. Listeners wrestle with software vs. strategy, gifting real estate to their kids, and finding financia…