Best Cringefest Podcasts (2025)

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Win Metallica Tickets | Golden Bachelor Cringefest | Marto's Oasis Tickets | The Italian Showdown 26:58

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6d ago26:58

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Listen for your chance at Metallica tickets | The Golden Bachelor is a TV cringefest | Marto has had a disaster with his Oasis tickets | The Italian Showdown See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Dan's New Radio Show | A Qld Hero Gets Revenge | Invented Not Invented | The Cash Economy 27:30

2d ago27:30

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Dan has unveiled a new radio show coming to Triple M...maybe | Qld bloke catches a crook in the act | What have you invented but not invented | Marto has a problem with the rules of The Cash Economy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Calls Out Dan Of Low-Balling Him... 2:49

2d ago2:49

2:49

Dan got Marto over for a bit of yard work, now he reckons Dan undercut him. What do you reckon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Aussie Legend Jeff Thomson | Spoiling Surprises | Marto's Cricket Diaries | I Like Bagpipes 29:00

3d ago29:00

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We managed to limit the amount of f-bombs that Thommo normally delivers | When have you had a surprise spoilt | Marto's memories of The Hill at The Gabba | I like bagpipes....says one overseas visitor See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Whose To Blame? Margaux's Big Surprise Gets Ruined 5:21

3d ago5:21

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Margaux’s husband, Corey, tried to pull off a huge surprise… but it got ruined three times. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Triple M's Ashes Legends Lunch | Aussie Radio | Lawn Porn | The Disappointing Princess 29:00

4d ago29:00

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Win your way into Triple M's Ashes Legends Lunch | Dan has uncovered some questionable Aussie radio bits | Marto getting some Lawn Porn | The Disappointing Princess See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Triple M's Legends Lunch Is Back! The Ashes Edition! 6:43

4d ago6:43

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Triple M's most anticipated event of the year is back AGAIN, this time it's the Ashes edition! Listen for more details and how to get your hands on a ticket to one of the best events of the year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Win Metallica Tix | When "I Love You" Backfires | Shared Custody of Pets | Marto's Thought On Payne Haas 32:40

5d ago32:40

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When saying "I love you" backfires on you | Have you shared custody of a pet - or other things | Marto thought on Payne Hass' rumour he's going to R360 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto On Payne Haas and R360: “Don’t Go, You’ll Ruin Your Legacy” 5:04

5d ago5:04

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Broncos' Payne Haas has reportedly been offered a $3 million a year contract to swap the NRL for the new rebel rugby union competition, R360. Marto doesn't think it's a good idea. Hear Marto's message to Haas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto's Oasis Ticket Disaster... 4:37

6d ago4:37

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Marto asked the big boss for Oasis tickets… and ended up with a story he’ll never live down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Weird Turn-Ons | Marto's Fishing Report | Maccas Uni | Facebook Community Pages 31:02

9d ago31:02

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We asked: What weird things turn you on | Marto's incredible tale of fishing off Moreton Island | Maccas offering Uni degrees | How cooked are Facebook Community Pages?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Cricket, Tennis & Rug'ba League | The Shonkies | Dogs at Bunnings | The Dull Men's Club 32:08

10d ago32:08

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Heaps going on in the sporting world and Marto is right across it | The Shonkie Awards have been nominated and we asked for your own Shonkie products | Should we still allow dogs at Bunnings | Margaux brings a new entry to The Dull Men's Club See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Metallica Ticket Codeword | Margaux Gets Kicked Out of Fitzys | A Melbourne Cup Winner in the Houseus 27:16

11d ago27:16

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See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Special | Triple M's Annual Race Call!! 3:17

12d ago3:17

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Who will take out this year's Triple M Race Call? Listen here to find out See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The Triple M Race Call You Didn't Expect | Bernard Fanning Drops In | Bonnie Blue Heading To Qld 32:18

12d ago32:18

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We bring you our annual unique take on the Triple M Race Call | Bernard Fanning, always a great chat and good friend of Marto's | Bonnie Blue is heading to Schoolies! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Exclusive: Marto's One on One with Broncos' Adam Reynolds! 12:42

13d ago12:42

12:42

Marto sits down with Broncos' Adam Reynolds to talk about his new book, On My Own Terms, starting his rugby career, that Broncos brawl and a night out at the pub that turned the Broncos' season around. Listen now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Win Metallica Tickets | Wedding Disasters | Weird Things Stolen 29:00

13d ago29:00

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Listen here for your chance to win Metallica tickets | After the weekend storms, there were inevitable wedding disasters | What weird things have you had stolen? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The Holden Bachelor - Ep 2 | Listeners With Their Hands Up Chickens' Bums | What Happened At Schoolies 31:10

16d ago31:10

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Presenting the second episode of The Holden Bachelor | Hilarious audio of listeners with their hands up chickens' bums with The Golden Bachelor's Handbag | What happened at Schoolies? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Parents Giving Their Kids Stupid Names | The Valley Just Got Even More Scary | Shoving a XXXX Up A Chicken's Clacker 30:05

17d ago30:05

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Hear some absolutely ridiculous names that parents have named their kids | Marto reveals that The Valley has become even more sketchy | Triple M's Golden Bachelor's Handbag - we test shoving a can of XXXX up a chicken's bum See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Gets Busted Using Siri | The Golden Bachelor Baulks | Walking Around In Your Undies | Joey Johns 31:32

18d ago31:32

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Our secret microphones have uncovered Marto playing around with Siri | The Golden Bachelor - Bear - baulks at a risqué question from Marto | Walking around in your undies in public | Matty Johns spills news on his brother Joey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Hear The Caller We Couldn't Put To Air | The Golden Bachelor's....Handbag | Reyno's News 28:37

19d ago28:37

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Hear the caller we had this morning that we couldn't put to air!!! | We Introduce: The Golden Bachelor's Handbag. Yes, It involves chicken and beer | Rumours around Brissie that Adam Reynolds may announce something massive See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Reflects On His Battle With Stage Four Melanoma 4:12

19d ago4:12

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It's getting to that time of year where we're really feeling the heat here in Queensland. Marto reminds us just how important it is to get your skin checked, sharing his stage four melanoma story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The Smelliest Smell | The Block Fiasco | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mostert | Is Piastri Getting Robbed By McLaren 27:14

20d ago27:14

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We've found perhaps the all-time winner of Smelliest Smell You've Ever Smelt | The Block turns into a near-complete disaster | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mosert calls in | Why is Oscar Piastri's car suddenly much slower than Lando's? We smell a rat See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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1st Day F-Ups | The Dart Network | Tradie of the Year | Scott Cam | The Who's Who of the GC 29:28

23d ago29:28

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We heard some awesome first day f-ups | Marto announces us as The Dart Network | Scott Cam derailed by us | The Who's Who tossers showing up at the GC500 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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When Is Smoko | Jimmy Carr On Australia | Brisbane Icks | Getting Banned Because Of Your Kid 31:43

24d ago31:43

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Marto has a strong opinion about Smoko | Jimmy Carr's hilarious take on Australia | What gives you the 'icks' about Brisbane | Getting banned because of your kid See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Met Bruce Springsteen… and The Boss Didn’t Buy It 2:01

24d ago2:01

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In 2014 Marto had a run-in with the Boss himself. Marto tells the story of how he met Bruce Springsteen and how he thought he was taking the piss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The "Holden" Bachelor | Samoa Swamps Logan | How Many Cars v How Many Drivers 28:20

25d ago28:20

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First there was The Golden Bachelor, now we introduce The Holden Bachelor | Samoans show their love in Logan | We asked: how many cars do you own v how many drivers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The Holden Bachelor with Marto! | Triple M's Secret Mics 3:33

25d ago3:33

3:33

Dans done some digging in the archives and found something Triple M's Secret mics have picked up... Marto was on the Holden Bachelor? Why has he never mentioned this before?? Take a listen... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Do You See An Icey | Kevin Rudd Cops A Pasting | Do What Around The House | The Louvre Heist 31:20

26d ago31:20

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One of the all-time Icey stories played out in Brissie | Kevin Rudd cops a mouthful from Trump | These days, are there men\women specific household jobs | The daring heist at The Louvre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Margaux's Had Enough - The Pink Jobs vs Blue Jobs Debate! 9:17

26d ago9:17

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Margaux’s put her foot down - there’s one job in her house she refuses to do, and she reckons one of the three males in her home can deal with it instead. Marto and Dan join the Blue vs Pink job debate and reveal how it plays out in their own homes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Stupid Awards With Mates | 2024 Supercars Champ Will Brown | Ange Sacked | Albo In The Hornet's Nest 28:08

27d ago28:08

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Giving your mates stupid awards | Will Brown pops into the studio for a chat | Will Ange Postecoglou fight back | Albo enters The White House See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Shares The Ridiculous 40-Year Tradition He’s Been Doing With His Mates… 3:59

27d ago3:59

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He's been doing it for over 40 years.. Marto shares the ridiculous tradition he's been doing with his mates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Hero Tradies | The Dull Men's Club | Best Co-Worker Nicknames | Time To Op Shop 31:29

30d ago31:29

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Not all heroes wear capes! One tradie pulled off a ripper | The Dull Men's Club: queueing up for stuff | The best nicknames you've come up for your annoying/useless co-workers | Marto has news about why tomorrow you should go Op Shopping See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Worst Co-Workers | NRL v R360 | Dogs On Planes 28:29

1M ago28:29

28:29

We hear stories about some of the worst co-workers that we have to endure | Marto backs V'Landys push against R260 | Dogs on planes: do we really want/need this?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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"V’landys Finally Got a Pair of Balls" | Marto Applauds Peter V’landys’ Hit Back At R360 6:04

1M ago6:04

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On today's Marto's Thought On Sport, Marto has has applauded NRL boss Peter V’landys for standing his ground against new sporting franchise R360. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Bullsh*t Stories | Marto's First Day | Margaux's Exxy Taste | Do You See An Icy 27:27

1M ago27:27

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We get lots of great calls, but some we have to call out as bullsh*t | Marto's first day as a chippy | It comes as no surprise (to anyone!) that Margaux has expensive taste | Brisbane's icy scourge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Tradie of the Year | Undies Man | Noosa Scammed | Trump Back In LaLa Land 28:22

1M ago28:22

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We're looking for Brisbane's Tradie of the Year | A bloke in his undies goes on a street chase | Noosa Council scammed for millions | Trump goes on another ramble See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Bathurst Winner Garth Tander | Brisbane Traffic Woes | What's More Australian 29:29

1M ago29:29

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Fresh off his win yesterday, Gath Tander called into the Show | Brisbane traffic: how do we fix it | What's more Australian? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto's Suspicious Story | What did you steal? | Worst 'Can't Say That' Yet | HOLIDAY PODCAST! 20:11

1M ago20:11

20:11

Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about disasters which happened on the grandparents watch, what did you steal from home and Marto reveals a killer story which the guys have to fact check... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor…

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Lying To Kids Is Essential | Worksite Traditions | Economics With Margaux... | HOLIDAY PODCASTS 17:19

1M ago17:19

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Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about lying to kids, worksite traditions and Margaux gives us an economics lesson... oh dear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Hates Parties | Storage Shed Mysteries | Best Brissy Banh Mi | HOLIDAY PODCAST 16:48

1M ago16:48

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By Triple M

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When Did You See Your Mum Naked? | Dating Apps | Avoiding Loved Ones | HOLIDAY PODCAST 17:14

1M ago17:14

17:14

They might be on holidays, but we’re not giving Marto, Margaux and Dan any peace - dragging them back each day to pump out holiday podcast specials just for you! They talk about seeing mums naked, dating apps and Marto's found a way to avoid his family - plus more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Marto's Devastated... | Proud or Povo? | Is Margaux Taunting Her Kids? | HOLIDAY PODCAST 15:06

1M ago15:06

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Marto is devastated about a recent turn of events, is Margaux healing her kids or taunting them? And our new favourite segment, is this proud or povo? Get amongst it, reptiles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Fridge Licking Behaviour | Marto Was 'Accidentally' Creepy | Margaux's TedTalk | HOLIDAY PODCAST 15:37

2M ago15:37

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The guys are now on holidays, but they've pre-recorded some gems for you reptiles... Marto was 'accidentally' creepy to someone at Dan Murphys, Margaux is called out for one of her inspirational speeches and the things that we tell kids... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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The Best of Triple M's Footy Finals Message! Brisbane Lions GF & Broncos v Panthers! 2:28

2M ago2:28

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Here are the best of Triple M's Footy Finals message bank. You guys absolutely smashed our message bank during the AFL Grand Final and the Broncos v Panthers game! Get a load of this, you reptiles... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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GO THE BRIONS! Footy Finals Special Podcast! Ft. Harris Andrews, Alfie Langer, Simon Black & Wally Lewis! 22:44

2M ago22:44

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It's the most magical time of the year... Footy Finals time! Ahead of the Brisbane Lions playing in the Grand Final this weekend, Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan spoke to Lions Captain Harris Andrews and Lions legend Simon Black! And with the Broncos set to battle the Panthers at Suncorp, they also checked in with Alfie and the King.…

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The Hilariously Ridiculous Swoop Busters Finale! 30:38

2M ago30:38

30:38

Listen to 'Snoop' package up yesterday's Swoop Busters finale | Plus, Allan Langer gives his view on the Broncos v Panthers line-up | Simon Black on tomorrow's huge AFL Grand Final | CH7 banned from The Broncos | And, Trump back in the news for being.....Trump See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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King Wally Lewis | Swoop Busters | Lions Capt Harris Andrews | Nine Dollar Boat 31:53

2M ago31:53

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Wally Lewis gives us his perspective on the do-or-die Broncos v Panthers game | Our pest Magpie is now called Swoop Dogg | Harris Andrews gets us geed up for the Grand Final | Nine dollar boat available in Brissie See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Aussie Kindergarten Accused of Charging Thousands for Kids’ Artwork 5:25

2M ago5:25

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A Brisbane Kindergarten is under fire after being accused of holding children’s artwork to ransom to raise funds - sparking fury from parents, with one even breaking into the school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Loose Cops | Victor The Inflictor | Sharks Threesome | Cooked Call 32:51

2M ago32:51

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Where are the loose cops? Turns out they're around | Victor Radley's hurt continues | Sharks busted having a threesome | Triple M's Cooked Calls, getting you and your family on a Coof Islands holiday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M