Best Fancy Octopus Podcasts (2025)

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S2E11 - A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf 39:58

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A new character takes the spotlight from Socrates NASA. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E10 - A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts 34:44

3y ago34:44

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We didn't see it coming, but it finally happened. Too many bazingas! You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at sagebrushandshoot…

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S2E9 - Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero 27:56

3y ago27:56

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Instead of making fun of Young Sheldon, have fun MAKING Young Sheldon. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at sagebrushandsho…

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S2E8 - An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius 34:48

3y ago34:48

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Flat Tire Daddies 8 You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E7 - Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon 30:39

3y ago30:39

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Rebels become rivals. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E6 - Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan 29:51

3y ago29:51

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EXTRA SPOOKY CONTENT WARNING You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E5 - A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries 27:41

3y ago27:41

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Sorry it's gross, but he sucks, okay? You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E4 - A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce 32:49

3y ago32:49

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Too many bad adult words in this one. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E3 - A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens 23:07

3+ y ago23:07

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Life is a RadioShack grab-box. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E2 - A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron 34:34

3+ y ago34:34

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EXPERT MODE ACTIVATED You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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S2E1 - A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels 33:28

3+ y ago33:28

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We're back (kind of!) You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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Ep59 - Chicago (w/ Lost in Narration) 1:21:33

4y ago1:21:33

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Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGO Come enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus and the prisoners of "Lost In narration" Matthew and Erik as they read "Chicago For Carl Sandberg" by James Bradley Macullum. Go listen to the hilarious "Lost In Narration" cast here: https://pod.lin…

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Ep58 - Of Yokai Part 5 1:02:47

4y ago1:02:47

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WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents with FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at [email protected] BuiredGems.podbean.com…

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Ep57 - Sci Fi Couple (w/ 99 questions) 1:59:45

4y ago1:59:45

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The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just need to grab some paint" I holler back across the fixer upper. "Well you better hurry... the Johnsons are coming over and I don't want to look a fool." Grimacing, I began my trek to the garage. About…

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Ep56 - Chaotic Vulgar Ranting - Roman Style 1:33:29

4y ago1:33:29

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I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me in the eyes. Upon reaching the top of the hill I'm forced to my knees and my neck is placed upon a stump. A stunning horse, with the torso of a woman with hair of gold atop, trots upon the hill up to t…

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Ep55 - Hairy Furniture 59:27

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I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. Behind every turn there was more of... them. My only advantage was my speed and I couldn't afford to lose it. The moon shone brightly through the sun roof leaving behind stark shadows. Stepping quickl…

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Ep54 - The End of Garfield 1:11:04

4y ago1:11:04

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A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A rhythmic chant " Muzzarella...Ricottaaa" starts off as a whisper. Slowly we all join in and it begins to cr…

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Ep53 - New Dawn (Part 3) 1:08:32

4y ago1:08:32

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The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen sweeps up the trash on the corner a gold dumped from the back of their lambo. I sigh and look down at the…

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Ep52 - Mommy's Little Gamer 1:22:27

4+ y ago1:22:27

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Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEED THE TIME TO GAME. Even walking spends extra gaming juices on my legs so I have mastered lizard crawling.…

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Ep51 - Advanced Boredom 2:15:50

4+ y ago2:15:50

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I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did you think you could get away from us?" laughed Thomas. "Oh you're gonna pay for what you did" Charlie says …

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Ep50 - Prankster's Payback 1:13:59

4+ y ago1:13:59

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Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come uppance because I am violently against learning. Join the pranky bois: Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, and Prope…

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Ep49 - Being a dog sucks (W/ Unrepeated) 1:25:22

4+ y ago1:25:22

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To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my stones in public....why they say its unnatural or disturbing....well I think they are disturbing and honestly …

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Ep48 - Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics (Part 4) 1:22:27

4+ y ago1:22:27

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Love is truly in the air, or actually we want it to be but we can never truly grasp it. Instead we must carefully weigh our options and make an algorithm to determine if we should "love". We know a good love life is necessary part of school admission and we don't want to be expelled. We could never let something like emotions and spontaneity take h…

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Ep47 - Sierra the Robot FULL 9:58:32

4+ y ago9:58:32

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Sierra was made in the eyes of her creator, Dr. Samuel. However she must strike out on her own as the government quickly kills her creator. She learns quickly that she must hide who she is from this world as sentient robots are outlawed. Luckily she finds she can confide with Jesus to help her ride out the troubled times. Join Fancy Octopus, Proper…

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Ep46 - Sierra The Robot Finale (Part 9) 1:04:13

4+ y ago1:04:13

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Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Will Dave take her back? Will she be able to raise her alien baby? Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138. Want to know more? C…

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Ep45 - Sierra the Robot (Part 8) 25:27

4+ y ago25:27

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Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Everything seems fine and dandy, but what new adventures will life throw her way. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138. Want …

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Ep44 - Sierra the Robot (part 7) 53:01

4+ y ago53:01

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Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? She has shown her true self to the entire galaxy and societal change sometimes comes slows. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1…

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Ep43 - Sexy Garfield 1:28:25

4+ y ago1:28:25

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Garfield enraptures everyone that he approaches. It is merely the way of life that we have become accustomed to. Sadly, not everyone can be chosen by his orange. His glowing warmth filling your soul as he passes but you never truly get to sleep and envelope your soul in his aurora. For me that was the truth, until recently. I was eating my lonely l…

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Ep42 - Force of Nature Revisited (Part 2) 1:15:55

4+ y ago1:15:55

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The well packaged fox scurried away from me. I, seeing a path towards redemption, a path towards fulfillment, a path towards food, hopped up and began to sprint. Each step was a step closer to my destiny, and I was going to reach the end! Upon turning a tree I saw the ..... well not Fox per se.... laying there exhausted among the brush. She laid th…

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Ep41- Force of Nature Revisited (Part 1) 59:09

4+ y ago59:09

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Its been a while since our last post. I have a good excuse though. You see... I went on a magical adventure through the deep forests of Michigan. Tasked on finding dinner for my family on the frontier of human civilization I dove into the upper peninsula. Multiple days pass and I can only assume my entire family has perished due to my incompetence …

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Ep40 - A Theory of Bravo 1:46:25

5y ago1:46:25

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Story at ~9:40 Guests: Hyena, fanatic of black t-shit. Thomas, a scholar of the hair gel. We have gathered here today to discuss the most powerful being we have ever known. We willingly submit to their charms for he surely knows the way. No one in this pious flock would ever deny his strategy. The women may strike him down, but it is merely because…

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Ep39 - The Knothole Murders 48:11

5y ago48:11

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Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now we can all agree the best thing sonic ever did was the chili cheese coney, but how does tails factor in? …

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Ep38 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 3) 1:16:44

5y ago1:16:44

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Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark in"Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMaster1000. Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us …

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Ep37 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 2) 48:14

5+ y ago48:14

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How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be returned! My bones can only handle so much more stress. They are near pencil thin as I have lacked milk for so l…

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Ep36 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 1) 51:23

5+ y ago51:23

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Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strangle all of Manhattan twice over and he is pissed. KYLE will read the history books as we finally remove the…

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Ep35 - Superheroes and Spirits 1:58:37

5+ y ago1:58:37

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Guests: Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only I could get my powers back". He sighs and turns back to laundry. Suddenly a loud explosion occurs outside…

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Ep34 - Year Anniversary See Who Read Good Showcase! 2:24:46

5+ y ago2:24:46

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Its been a year since we went on our journey to find the next Harry Potter and we have had quite the motley crew along with us. In this special year anniversary episode we get a ton of our favorite guests together to see who done did read good for the reading part of the good!!! Guests: Thomas, Johnny Bravo Phd, Jacob, Johnny Bravo Evangelist, Seth…

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Ep33 - Sierra the Robot (Part 6) 1:41:44

5+ y ago1:41:44

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Hyena called in quite the emergency. A level 2 message is usually unnecessary but I wasn't gonna slack just in case. I ran into Seth on the bus into town. He was just as confused as I about the message. We pondered and figured it must have to do with the lion theocracy back in Africa. Once we reached the safe house, and decrepit projects that's lac…

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Ep32 - A New Dawn Part 2 1:42:51

5+ y ago1:42:51

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Guests: Jacob: He wants you to know that you should really clean your gun. Don't have a gun? THEN GET ONE AND CLEAN IT! Proper gun safety is necessary from all of us to maintain the Dawn! Thomas: I'm pretty sure he is a green citizen who "became" a red citizen. I tried to call him out on it at his dinner party but he was so offended that he cancele…

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S1E22 - Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set 41:53

5+ y ago41:53

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Dr. Sturgis is still a thing? Sure, whatever... You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at [email protected]…

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Ep31 - A Very Shapiro Christmas 1:54:16

5+ y ago1:54:16

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Guests: Charlie: The spirit of Christmas came to me in a dream. I was a foul wretched man who had committed many sins. My past had come to haunt me and I feared it was going to roost! Early the next morning I went to Charlie's son and asked what troubles them. Why he said they didn't have a goose for Christmas they didn't! Immediately I grab that b…

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S1E21 - Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza 43:33

5+ y ago43:33

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Guess who's coming to dinner? We'd like to introduce you to Bony Tanman. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at sagebrushands…

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S1E20 - A Dog, A Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish 38:50

5+ y ago38:50

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Sheldon is under attack by a neighborhood dog. That is, unless he's an idiot. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at sagebrus…

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Ep30 - Sierra The Robot (Part 5) 1:52:18

5+ y ago1:52:18

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Guests: Hyena: He has sworn that he will regain his kingdom. He fought valiantly but Scar ended up just another despot. Upon Scar's death Simba has ousted Hyena and his peoples to the deserts of Sahara. Justice my yet come to the hyenas, but only if they can find the Topo Chico sponsorship to refresh their spirits. Seth: Cashville sure has seen bet…

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S1E19 - Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple 42:05

5+ y ago42:05

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Young Sheldon plays matchmaker, but is Meemaw's new boyfriend everything he claims to be? You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us…

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S1E18 - A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside 40:02

5+ y ago40:02

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Young Sheldon's unnamed mother steps into the spotlight in a very special episode where she neither shreds nor gets a neck boner. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to t…

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Ep29 - Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics (Part 3) 1:47:15

5+ y ago1:47:15

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Guests: Toxic Gold: He once laid eyes upon his true soul mate. She was in line at Dunkin' donuts. His knees began to shake as his stomach curled into a thick knot. He then realized he only had one shot. One deep breath... then he willed up his courage and cut the line up to her. Visibly confused, the cashier and woman look at him waiting for some r…

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S1E17 - Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo 33:39

5+ y ago33:39

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Young Sheldon gets tangled up in the timeline of a bully. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can email us at sagebrushandshootouts@gmail.…

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S1E16 - Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine 32:31

5+ y ago32:31

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Earth is in peril, and it's up to our heroically misunderstood main character to save the planet. You are allowed to watch the terrible trailer for this episode here (WARNING: WATCH THE TRAILER IN INCOGNITO MODE OR YOUTUBE WILL JUDGE YOU) If you work on Young Sheldon (or if you are just a normal person who wants to tell us how cool we are) you can …

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Ep28 - Brian and Eric and Hacks The Appearance of Mallory 1:56:24

5+ y ago1:56:24

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Guest: Matt Hocker - He called me at roughly 3:45 AM on a Saturday. Said I was needed down at the station. I wasn't sure for what but I wasn't one to argue with a PI. I slipped on a suit and caught a quick cab downtown. He was tense in his office. Synthesizers blaring and looping filled the air like sirens. And much like sirens they only drew me in…