Best Geordie Rose Podcasts (2025)

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What 2025’s market turbulence means for investors 23:00

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Investing in today’s climate means navigating constant geopolitical instability and emotions. BlueShore Financial investment advisor and Aviso Wealth portfolio manager Ilana Schonwetter joins the program to discuss prudent portfolio management and knowing when to say no. Whether it’s based on economic forces or personal conviction. This podcast is …

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Episode 45 -- Terminus Alpha: The Secrets of Cold Storage 1:07:26

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Welcome to tonight's Delta Green operation. The year is 2039, and humanity has expanded its reach into the solar system. Tonight, we find ourselves aboard the Terminus Alpha, a prison transport vessel bound for Europa. The ship carries 200 of Earth's most dangerous criminals destined for the Hades Detention Facility being constructed beneath Europa…

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Episode 44 -- Event Horizon: The Descent Into Sagittarius A* 1:02:41

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Welcome, investigators, to our tale of cosmic horror. The year is 2137, and humanity has expanded its reach into the far corners of our galaxy. Our story begins on Proxima Centauri b, a once-thriving human colony that has been condemned due to its unstable orbit. You see, Proxima Centauri b has been caught in the gravitational pull of Sagittarius A…

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Episode 43 -- The Tunnels of Forgotten Annam 1:07:37

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Welcome everyone to tonight's session of Call of Cthulhu. It's 1955, and the First Indochina War has recently ended with the Geneva Accords partitioning Vietnam. The French colonial presence is withdrawing, leaving behind decades of occupation and cultural disruption. Our investigators are part of an international academic expedition, ostensibly st…

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Introducing the Rejuvenation Science Institute 24:30

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The Rejuvenation Science Institute hopes to replicate groundbreaking rejuvenation researchBy Justin Loew

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Episode 42 -- The Jade Whispers of Yungang 52:58

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Welcome to tonight's session of Call of Cthulhu. The year is 1925, and our story takes us to Northern China, where strange reports have emerged from the ancient Yungang Grottoes. Local workers have gone missing, and unusual botanical specimens have been discovered growing within the sacred Buddhist caves. Miskatonic University has dispatched a team…

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Episode 41 -- The Lakou of Shadows 57:33

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Welcome agents, to tonight's operation. The year is 2019, and Delta Green has detected unusual activity in Haiti's northern coastal region. Three archaeological teams have gone missing in the past month while investigating pre-colonial artifacts. Their last communications mentioned "voices from the deep" and "walking shadows." The Department of Int…

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Episode 40 -- Echoes of the Aswang: Ciphers in the Philippine Night 1:11:05

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Welcome to tonight's session of The Laundry Files RPG. We find ourselves in 2010, a time when the occult mathematics of CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN have begun to accelerate. Our agents have been dispatched to the Philippines on what should have been a routine retrieval operation. The Capital Region Archives in Manila reported strange patterns appearing in…

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Swift Half Best Bits Part 2 11:34

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A few more of our favourite Swift Half funnest parts! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits! 14:17

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As it's the end of the season, have our favourite swift half clips in one go! See you soon, have a great Summer! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16 35:48

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Hey guys, Our last week of Season 5 is a banger, we hope you love this ep, we wrap up all our chat for the season. We'll be back in September. While we're having a break and doing some TV, get your tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio…

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Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2! 17:36

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Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we have on the tour! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Episode 39 -- The Abyss of Sudd 59:08

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Welcome to tonight's Delta Green operation. I'm Sage Bennett, your Keeper for this dark journey. The year is 2019, and you've been assembled as a specialized forensic team for a classified mission to South Sudan. A UN peacekeeping outpost near the Sudd wetlands has gone silent after reporting the discovery of unusual remains. Your cover is as scien…

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Episode 15 - Tour Memories! 27:51

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Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we've had including this week the chat we had with our mate Paddy McGuinness in Stockport, man that feels like years ago! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of L…

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Episode 38 -- The Abyssal Choir of Nan Madol 42:15

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Welcome, investigators. Tonight we delve into the mysteries of Micronesia in 1923, where strange happenings have been reported among the ancient ruins. The Miskatonic University has funded your expedition to investigate unusual artifacts recently recovered from the region and reports of bizarre aquatic phenomena. The local populations speak of anci…

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The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2 26:10

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With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far part 2! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode 37 -- The Whispering Spine: A Cameroon Mythos Story 50:29

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Welcome to our Trail of Cthulhu investigation set in 1925 Cameroon. The colonial powers of France and Britain have divided this African nation between them following Germany's defeat in the Great War. Our investigators have journeyed to this distant land in search of a rare manuscript rumored to contain forbidden knowledge of ancient powers.…

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The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1 24:23

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With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far and Will tells us about Bring Him Home. Download Bring Him Home now P.S. sorry it's late, we had a few issues uploading but there'll be a Swift Half on Friday! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Episode 36 -- The Etchings of Endless Night 1:08:35

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Welcome everyone to tonight's session of Call of Cthulhu. The year is 1932, and our investigators find themselves in Algeria, North Africa. After World War I and the devastating Spanish Flu, academia resumed its relentless pursuit of knowledge. Our investigators are part of a joint archaeological expedition between Miskatonic University and the Bri…

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Episode 35 -- Echoes of The Forgotten Depth 59:56

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Welcome to Delta Green, agents. Tonight we find ourselves in modern-day Japan, where a DARPA research station has gone silent after reporting unusual seismic activity off the coast of Aomori Prefecture. Your team has been assembled under the guise of a joint research initiative, but your actual mission is to investigate the facility and determine w…

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Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half 19:59

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Would you rather go into space or to the bottom of the ocean? Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast ht…

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Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13 13:22

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Would you like it if your farts smelled of Roses & Chocolates? Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast h…

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Episode 34 -- Beneath Jupiter's Storm: The Chromophage Awakens 52:24

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Welcome to tonight's operation. The year is 2078, and humanity has established its first research outpost in Jupiter's upper atmosphere. Callisto Station Alpha floats 150 kilometers above Jupiter's cloud tops, anchored by experimental gravitational tethers. Two smaller facilities branch off from it: The Ganymede Observatory, which studies Jupiter's…

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Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13 46:39

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The boys are back after a week off, EP13! Will's been to Florida, Ralf's been on the beers lots to chat about, def don't eat listening to this one (again)! Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Socia…

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Episode 33 -- Anaxagoras 42:36

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Welcome to tonight's Delta Green operation. The year is 2037, and humanity has finally established its first research base on Uranus. Codenamed "Anaxagoras" after the pre-Socratic philosopher who first proposed a scientific description of the cosmos, this base was established by a joint NASA-private sector initiative. What started as a triumph of h…

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Episode 32 -- Phobic: Between Worlds 59:04

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Welcome to Delta Green, agents. Tonight, we find ourselves in the year 2043, on Phobos, the innermost and larger of Mars' two moons. Humanity has established its first permanent off-Earth research base here, taking advantage of Phobos' proximity to Mars and its minimal gravity. The base, designated "Outpost Deimos," ironically named after Phobos' s…

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Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12 16:57

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A slightly delayed 'Swift Half' due to the Easter Break and on this episode we somehow go from 'Salmon Jizz' to 'Modern Pharma' in the space of just 16 minutes! Plus Snail facials and a very unusual way Will used to get rid of earache. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a …

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Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12 15:30

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This week Will has discovered a story that has inspired a new business idea /social experiment for Ralf. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.fa…

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A Girls Night In - S5 E12 51:26

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Ralf gets all the secrets from a 'Girls Night In', plus Potato Sandwiches, why Festivals are rubbish and Will is still wanging on about the Moon Landings. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on You…

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Identity - Swift Half S5 E11 15:47

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD A little bit of footy chat over two pints for a Friday. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Mo…

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Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11 11:27

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Will sends Ralf into stratospheric levels of anger with his latest 'theories' about significant moments of history. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check …

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Episode 31 -- The Shadows of Brimstone Peak 41:48

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Welcome to our Trail of Cthulhu game set in 1924. The volcanic island of Saint Kitts in the Caribbean beckons with its lush rainforests, ancient sugar plantations, and a dark secret buried deep within its colonial past. Our investigators have arrived on the island following mysterious correspondence from an old colleague who has since vanished. The…

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Episode 30 -- The Whispers of Nyamoundou 1:05:52

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Welcome to tonight's Delta Green operation. The year is 2018, and you've been urgently deployed to Guinea, West Africa, following reports of bizarre phenomena affecting USAID workers. Before we begin, let me remind you: this is a need-to-know operation. Contain, conceal, and report back only to your handlers.…

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Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11 38:12

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD An unfortunate thing happened to Ralf in bed, Will has 'bone issues' and the problem with wedding guests. Plus some exciting tour news. Warning: Do not listen if you are ea…

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Episode 29 -- The Groves of Dahomey 50:05

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Welcome to our session of Call of Cthulhu. Tonight, we'll be exploring the mysteries of West Africa in 1928, specifically the French colony of Dahomey, which would later become the modern nation of Benin. The Kingdom of Dahomey was once one of the most powerful states in the region before French colonization, known for its unique culture, religious…

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Interview With James Strole 28:10

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James discusses RAADFest and his positive view of the futureBy Justin Loew

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Episode 28 -- The Sunken Echoes Of Ngardmau 46:49

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Welcome to Delta Green, agents. Tonight, we venture into the remote island nation of Palau in the Western Pacific. The year is 2022, and your team has been dispatched following strange reports from a joint US-Palauan research station. Before we begin, let me remind you that what happens in Delta Green stays in Delta Green. The organization operates…

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A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10 17:08

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD After Will ruined Ralf's pint with some Luke Littler like antics with his used tissue, we headed back to our childhood for this Swift Half. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on …

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Episode 27 -- The Veil Between Tides 46:04

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Welcome to our Trail of Cthulhu game set in 1929 Portugal. The air is thick with salt and secrets in the coastal town of Nazaré, famous for its massive waves and ancient fishing traditions. Our three investigators have arrived after receiving a cryptic letter from an old colleague who has since vanished. Portugal, still recovering from its 1926 mil…

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Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10. 15:47

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Will has been delving into the World of AI, The Cloud, Brain Preservation and Robots Dicks! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for al…

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Episode 26 -- Echoes of The Delta Beyond 48:32

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Welcome to our Call of Cthulhu adventure set in 1933 Nigeria. The global Depression has made funding for academic expeditions scarce, driving desperate scholars to accept money from questionable sources. The British colonial administration maintains control over Nigeria, but ancient powers stir in places untouched by European influence. Our investi…

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Episode 25 -- Petroglyphs of The Forgotten Gods 1:10:24

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Welcome investigators to "Petroglyphs of the Forgotten Gods." It's 1926, and our setting is the French colonial territory of Upper Volta, now known as Burkina Faso. The rainy season has just ended, leaving behind a lush landscape that will soon give way to the harsh Sahelian dry season. You are part of a joint expedition between Miskatonic Universi…

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Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10 44:55

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Ralf is Ranting, Will is farting and somehow we ended up talking about fish jizz! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the deta…

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Episode 24 -- Crypts of Tashkent 1:00:57

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Welcome to tonight's session of Delta Green. The year is 2012, and our agents find themselves dispatched to Uzbekistan, a landlocked country in Central Asia. Before we dive in, let me remind you all that Delta Green operations are classified. Your characters are part of a covert organization that deals with paranormal threats while maintaining plau…

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Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half 10:23

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Dark Therapy, Monsters, Bins and why does Will leave the light on? Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on…

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Episode 23 -- Pillars of Obsidian 49:06

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Welcome to our Trail of Cthulhu adventure set in 1928 Cabo Verde, a Portuguese colony off the west coast of Africa. Tonight's investigation will test your characters' sanity as they confront horrors beyond human comprehension.By Geordie Rose

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Episode 22 -- The Ancient Barrows 43:22

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Welcome to Delta Green. It's 2023, and our team has been dispatched to County Kerry, Ireland, following reports of strange archaeological findings and unexplained disappearances near the ancient Dromberg Stone Circle. The local authorities have classified this as routine, but Delta Green suspects unnatural elements.…

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Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell? 13:26

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This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD What is Luck and who are the lucky ones? Plus Will is away again to the Land of Dreams. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all th…

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Episode 21 -- The Phantom Archive of Montenegro 1:07:36

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Welcome to our Trail of Cthulhu adventure set in 1934 Montenegro. The Balkan nation sits nestled between the Adriatic coast and rugged mountains, a place of ancient secrets and forgotten history. Tonight, you'll be investigating strange disappearances connected to an unusual collection of books recently discovered in the coastal town of Kotor. Let'…

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Episode 20 -- Phantom in the Neural Network 41:33

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Welcome agents, to tonight's mission for the Laundry. The year is 2017, and we find ourselves in London during an unusually cold October. Our story begins at the newly established Computational Thaumaturgy Division of the Laundry, then moves to the underground server facility at Thames House, and concludes at an abandoned psychiatric hospital in Ea…