Best Hake Report Podcasts (2025)

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Who's Your Top Ten Favorite Billionaires? | Wed 12-10-25 1:54:23

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Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, “Israeli-American”? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless’ own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:37) Intro (0:05:04) 🗒️ Billionaire MacKenzie Scott, $7B to charity (0:09:55) Hard to Appla…

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🥔 “Surge Potato Pricing” — Instacart’s personalized pricing. Utah’s for-profit football. Australia’s teen insta-ban. +In-N-Out’s 67. 21:22

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Instacart is testing different prices for different people... It’s Personalized Pricing. University of Utah athletics just sold to PE for $500M… Wall Street is now the Quarterback. Australia banned social media for kids under 16… Instagram & cigarettes. In-N-Out burger won’t say the number “67” anymore (and it’s not the only one). $CART $META $SPY …

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👰 “r/bride” — Reddit’s wedding surge. 401k “Modest Millionaires”. Farmer’s $12B bailout. +Pickle pop. 20:40

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Reddit’s wedding planning surge explains why the stock has 5X’d. 1k millionaires are minted everyday from 401ks… Here's our 3-step financial advice. America’s farmers got a $12B Soybean Bailout… while China’s trade surplus is at ATH. Plus, pickle demand just hit an #AllTimeHigh… (it’s a big dill). $RDDT $MCD $SPY Buy tickets to The IPO Tour (our In…

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We're Unprotected | Tue 12-9-25 1:55:37

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Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool’s studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over “N-word” afterward?! “Cinnabon Karen” in Wisconsin! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Our Future President on Morgan interview (0:04:16) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Boomer thinking; Somalis invo…

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🍦 “Fo-Sho” — 16 Handles’ return. Paramount’s hostile takeover. Sephora’s football strategy. +Bieber’s iPhone diss. 21:30

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Paramount is messing with Netflix’s Warner Bros Deal... It’s a Hostile Takeover. Sephora’s sales are all-time-high’ing… because beauty is a game of inches. 16 Handles frozen yogurt is back… Because Froyo was a victim of its own success. Plus, Justin Bieber is hating on this one iPhone feature… and it’s messing with $AAPL stock. $LVMUY $PARA $NFLX B…

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It's a Trauma Response | Mon 12-8-25 1:55:13

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Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news. The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Pearl Harbor / Popcorn (0:04:19) Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocal…

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🎬 “Batman’s New Boss” — Netflix’s buys HBO. Dubai’s AI restaurant. Nothing’s iPhone-killer. +Giant Santa shortage 20:49

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Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAY Austin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 New York, NY (4/8): https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000637AE43ED0C2 Los Angeles, CA (6/3): https://www.squadup.com/events/the-best-one-yet-live The 3…

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🎟️ Our 2026 Live Tour: Tickets on sale 2:00

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Buy tickets to The IPO Tour ( our In-Person Offering) TODAY Austin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 New York, NY (4/8): https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000637AE43ED0C2 Los Angeles, CA (6/3): https://www.squadup.com/events/the-best-one-yet-live Plus 3…

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Persecuted Route | Fri 12-5-25 1:54:31

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Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Obvious Globe / Disclaimer (0:05:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Complicated business. (0:11:13) 📞 JOHNNY, ME: Hi! (0:12:41) 📞 JERMAINE, Cana…

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🧙 “Predictable” — Predictions takeover news. Chanel’s subway runway. Trump’s Golden Ticket. +Pantone’s Color of 2026 22:22

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Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAY at 10am local time Austin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 New York, NY (4/8): https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000637AE43ED0C2 Los Angeles, CA (6/3): https://www.squadup.com/events/the-best…

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All Are Born in Communism | Thu 12-4-25 1:54:35

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2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle’s socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars. The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:29) 🎶 “Mary Did You Know?” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson (0:06:00) 🌇 FE mockery (0:07:07) Hey,…

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🚨 “Sam-mergency” — OpenAI’s Code Red. American Eagle’s Anti-AI. Waymo’s safety report. +Wall Street Wrapped 21:11

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Waymo said their cabs are 90% safer than human-driven cars… then activated “crazy NYC cab mode”. American Eagle surged 15% thanks to Sydney Sweeney… and an Anti-AI pledge. Sam Altman called “Code Red” at OpenAI… because the AI race look like MarioKart. Plus, Spotify Wrapped just came out… so we whipped up Wall Street Wrapped. Tickets on sale **Frid…

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No Commando Ladies 🙈 | Wed 12-3-25 1:54:43

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Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 3, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:15) Disclaimer (0:07:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:52) 💬 Supers… (0:11:21) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Cost of pennies, nickels, dimes… BQ: Affe…

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👊 “Kirkland vs. Trump” — Costco’s tariff lawsuit. Estée Lauder’s AI perfume. Dell’s $250 donations. +TBOY LIVE TOUR 22:52

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The IPO Tour (our In-Person Offering): Tickets on sale this Friday! Feb 25th in Austin, TX: https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Mar 11th in Arlington, VA: https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 Apr 8th in New York, NY: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000637AE43ED0C2 June 3rd in Los Angeles, CA: https://www.squadup.com/events…

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Don't Say It Too Much, Kids | Tue 12-2-25 1:54:29

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Trump asks reporter: “Are you st—?” Obama-Biden’s Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence. The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 2, 2025 AD — There was no Hake Monday! 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:29) I was out! Disclaimer (0:06:52) Hey, guys! (0:08:40) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Trump: Are you st–p–d? (0:34:44) 💬 Coffees… (0:41:26) 💬 Super: Carv…

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🧘 “Downward-facing diss” — Lulu’s CEO beef. Top Gun’s Traders. Cyber Monday’s AI agents. +Goodwill’s Glam-Up. 22:51

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Lululemon’s Founder is trolling its current CEO… Did Lulu forget how to be cool? 6 of the top 15 crypto-holding zip codes?... They’re military bases. The theme of this Cyber Monday was AI… It’s become a deal-sniffing shopping concierge. Plus, the most viral brand on Giving Tuesday is Goodwill. $LULU $NKE $SPY Morgan Adams Foundation (for the Pauls)…

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⌚ “Watch University” — Rolex’s apprenticeship. Advent Calendar Marketing. Ken Burns’ loooong strategy. +3am Cyber Monday. 19:33

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The Rolex CEO thinks Apple Watch actually helped Rolex sales… We’ll tell ya how Kraft, Dior, & Skims all just launched Advent Calendars?... “Advent Advertising” is the hot new marketing trend. Ken Burns’ “Revolutionary War” documentary proves 1 thing… Loooong can beat TikTok. Plus, there’s a wild new time everyone’s shopping on Cyber Monday… 3am Bu…

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Happy Thanksgiving, Ingrates! | Thu 11-27-25 1:54:29

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Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake “ragebait” mashup crime story? NOTE: No Hake or JLP Friday! Anchor Baby WILL be live Friday! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 27, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Supers / tha Plan (0:04:22) AJ Gallardo / Hey, guys! (0:…

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Bigg Bump Shows the Way | Wed 11-26-25 1:54:23

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Allensworth, CA, only with a Booker T Washington mindset. U of Minnesota target family in “Whiteness Pandemic.” The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 26, 2025 AD Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump - https://instagram.com/bigg_bump - https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - https://youtube.com/@biggbump - https://soundcloud.com/bigg-bump - https://rumble.…

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📈 Jim Cramer: Why You Should Never Buy "Normal" Stocks 1:09:17

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Jim Cramer’s new advice ain’t what your parents told you — in fact, he says your mom’s "safe" stocks are a trap. Jim Cramer, the host of Mad Money and the "Sultan of Stocks" joins us to break down exactly how you should be investing right now. But this isn't the yelling guy you see on TV or the "Inverse Cramer" meme you see on TikTok. This is Jim i…

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Cloward–Piven Strategy | Tue 11-25-25 1:54:33

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Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:03) 🎶 Intro (0:07:16) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Aloha, Subway bombing plot 2009, NYC (0:19:52) 📞 JOHN, KY: G—de in USA, South Afric…

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😶‍🌫️🦃 “Green Wednesday” — Cannabis’ Thanksgiving surge. Wicked 2’s PG pop. Warren Buffett’s last letter. +Jack & Nick & Zuck give thanks. 24:38

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The 2nd biggest day of the year for cannabis? Thanksgiving Eve… California Sober has led to “Green Wednesday” Wicked 2 had a huge opening… for the same reason Toy Story did 30 years ago: The PG Economy. Warren Buffett wrote his final Thanksgiving Letter… So we ripped open the envelope for you. Nick & Jack give thanks… and we got Zuck, Jensen, & Tim…

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Promoting My Competitors | Mon 11-24-25 1:54:37

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Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo’s telescope. Man’s union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells’ “lie” quote. The Hake Report, Monday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:13) 🤔 Were the “survivors” criminals? (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:17) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Hello? “Is Mar…

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🥛 “My Milk$hake” — Gap’s Katseye surge. NFL’s supersonic Eurotrip. Too Good To Go’s Labubu of Leftovers. +TBOY Toys. 22:38

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The Gap stock surged 8% thanks to the Katseye music video… Gap is now a record label. The NFL can finally add 2 teams in Europe… thanks to Boom Supersonic jets. Too Good To Go sells grocery bags of nearly-spoiled food… It’s the Labubu of Leftovers. Plus, we just dropped our wildest merch yet: A Yeti doll (it’s an economic support animal)... snag yo…

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Full of Yourself | Fri 11-21-25 1:55:21

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Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over white people! The Hake Report, Friday, November 21, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) 💬 Israel? (0:04:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:37) 📞 TERRI, OR: Candace on Charlie. Our Future Presid…

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🚗 Lyft's Bold New Strategy (with CEO David Risher) 53:26

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Lyft’s comeback story ain't Uber’s playbook — it’s something different. David Risher, Amazon employee #37 and now Lyft’s CEO, joins us to break down the strategy driving Lyft’s turnaround. This guy has a total TBOY vibe, he's doubled Lyft's stock price, and reveals what proposing to his wife taught him about management (no joke). Oh, and this Lyft …

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They're All the Same 🤯 | Thu 11-20-25 1:58:31

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Marjorie “Traitor” Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 20, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:17) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant: Porkchop on Obama boys (0:04:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:45) 🖼️ Sheila Chefilus-McCormick (0:16:36) Social safety…

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💃 “Destiny’s Chip” — Nvidia’s Beyonce earnings. Budweiser’s BeatBox acquisition. America’s smaller Zestimate. +Pickle Ball Ban 21:51

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Nvidia is carrying the stock market on its back… And just went full-Beyonce with its earnings. We predicted BeatBox would be the drink of the summer… Now AB In-Bev is buying it for $700M. 53% of US homes are worth less than last year… And we’re in a Margaritaville Housing Market. Plus pickleball is about to get its 1st permanent ban… but sometimes …

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'Quiet, piggy!' | Wed 11-19-25 1:54:33

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Know-it-alls in “education.” Did Trump say, “Quiet, piggy!”? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Disclaimer, etc. * (0:03:37) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:32) 🎥 Know-it-all prof gal vs TPUSA at Purdue * (0:12:14) 🎥 …

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🤑 “$2 to Hire Me” — Venmo’s resumés. Raising Cane’s secret sauce. Google’s MJ moment. +Bitcoin Home Heaters. 21:54

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Venmoing your future boss to get a job… that’s the wild new Hiring Hack. Google is the only stock up this week… Because Gemini is having its Michael Jordan Moment. Raising Cane’s secret sauce (literally) is kept in a vault… And it’s protected like a CIA secret. Plus, heat your home with Bitcoin?... Bitcoin Mining Machines are the new fireplace. $PY…

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More Arguing with Grok | Tue 11-18-25 1:54:37

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Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: “Infrastructure,” communist buzzword. Republicans’ Marxist roots. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 18, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:11) Disclaim (0:03:12) 🎶 Hey, guys! Twice… Jon Parfitt / Bright Lights - Come Out (0:10:57) 📞 JAIME, MN: CA building costs, sta…

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🥶 “Extreme Fear”— Bitcoin’s $92k Blizzard. Jeff Bezos un-retires. Meadow Lane’s Grocery Club. +Smell-vertising. 22:17

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Bezos is Co-CEO of the mysterious “Project Prometheus”… his new AI startup treats space like a garage. Meadow Lane just opened the “Erewhon of the East”… $17 smoothies get lines out the door. Bitcoin has fallen 27%, it’s now neg for 2025… because of the Fear & Greed Index. Plus, the newest marketing strategy is “Smell-vertising”... Give billboards …

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Protecting Women vs Propagandizing | Mon 11-17-25 1:54:51

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Marjorie the queen turns “woman”! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R’d German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children! The Hake Report, Monday, November 17, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:36) Intro * (0:04:12) 🗣️ MTG the queen is fallen * (0:06:43) 🎥 MTG: he called me a traitor! “I support him.” End “toxic” fighting! * (0:18:23) 🗒…

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😬 “Millennial Cringe” — Sweetgreen’s low. Walmart’s villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts 21:36

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Walmart’s CEO retired… his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would. Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds… it’s the Millennial Cringe Stock Market. Microdramas have taken over Chinese media… and now they’re topping America’s app stores. Does your buddy in tech look younger? That’s because of nip/tuck. $SG $WMT $NFLX NEWSLETTE…

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Living in Your Head | Fri 11-14-25 1:55:35

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Boomers’ home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks’ “repro rights.” Climate scare! The Hake Report, Friday, November 14, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:41) 🎶 Intro (0:06:43) 📞 🎶 MICHAEL, French Canada (0:09:49) MICHAEL: Hey boomers, we’re not lazy! INFLATION! (0:17:29) MICHAEL: Socialist? To…

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🏦 “Mergers & Athletes” — Goldman’s sports agency. Burberry’s british pivot. Sonder’s hotel drama. +RIP Penny 21:56

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Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency… because they take a tiny % of huge $$$. Burberry’s stock is up 50% on their British pivot…. They’re leaning into England’s bad weather. Sonder abruptly shut down, leaving thousands without hotels… It’s WeWork 2.0. And RIP to the American Penny… (so we wrote a coin obituary) $ABNB $GS $BRBY NEWSL…

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Makers Vs Takers | Thu 11-13-25 1:54:35

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Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 13, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:15) 🗒️ 🎥 Elon: You a taker to Roland Gutierrez (0:13:19) 🎥 Ashley Wilson, CNN: Customers…

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🩱 “Keeping Up With $5B” — Skims’ money situation. Country Music’s AI hit. Netflix’s theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion 20:49

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The #1 country song in America was made by AI… It's the 1st of many future AI firsts. Kim Kardashian’s Skims hit a $5B valuation… Wall Street thinks it’s worth more than Nike and Lulu. Netflix just opened its 1st theme park… because Disney buys, but Netflix rents. Harvard has an inflation problem… 60% of grades are straight A’s. #Gradeflation $NKE …

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Don't lose your soul! | Wed 11-12-25 1:54:43

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From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start (0:02:43) Intro (0:05:44) 🎥 Sebastian Telfair, NBA star back in the projects (0:18:56) 💬 Super: Burns on the Couch, po…

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👵🏽🥡 “Silver Swipers” — DoorDash’s grannie growth. Softbank’s Nvidia ghosting. Italy’s Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin 21:51

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DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America… shockingly because of your boomers. Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock… because AI $ is actually finite. Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff… the story explains the big Supreme Court ruling. Plus, the McDonald’s McRib is back on the menu… which could drive a Bitcoin surge. $DASH $NVDA $M…

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Can't Stop Greatness | Tue 11-11-25 1:54:53

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From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It’s Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 11, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers (0:04:03) 🎶Hey, guys! (0:06:31) Can’t stop greatness… (0:08:18) 📞 JAIME, Minnesota: Obama’s ACA subsidies (0:13:47) 📞 JAIME vs RONNIE: Defending the ACA, …

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🤡 “Forced Fun!” — Target’s Smile Rule. Trump’s $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkin’s dude beauty. +Starbucks’ Bear-ista. 20:42

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Target’s making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft… but it’s not the only “Forced Fun biz. President Trump wants to send you … but we found 5 huge economic plot holes. OneSkin has biohacked the skin’s aging process… as Millennials trade “clean” for “clinical” Starbucks is saying “I’m sorry” for selling out of Bearistas. Not baristas, bear-…

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Chesterton's Fence | Mon 11-10-25 1:54:43

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Justifying Obama’s “marriage equality”? Chesterton’s Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers. The Hake Report, Monday, November 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:16) Hey, guys! Yellowstone tee, Nat’l Parks (0:04:58) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dems caved. ACA not good. SNAP reform. Econo…

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🦺 “How Vests Won Wall St” — Vest Szn. Duolingo’s unhinged mistake. Air Travel’s Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters 22:33

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It’s Vest Season… So we tracked the history of Corporate America’s fave fashion to 1666. Duolingo’s stock had its worst day ever… because its Owl Mascot wasn’t unhinged *enough*. Expedia’s stock jumped to an all-time high Friday… changing the narrative on the economy. Plus, the newest trend in Podcasting is Pawdcasting… AI dogs are topping the char…

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Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation | Fri 11-7-25 1:54:41

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GUEST: Crishaun, been awhile! Handling crime like men! Boat strikes, immigration. Mamdani: We needn’t tolerate communism! NJF is angry! The Hake Report, Friday, November 7, 2025 AD LINKS: Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon of The Misfit Nation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast…

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🦈 “Doo-Doo-Doo” — Baby Shark’s IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI 26:11

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President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs… a total euro move. On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video… its owner PinkFong IPO’d at a $400 million valuation. Lyft’s CEO celebrated their best quarter yet… by joining The Best One Yet in-studio LooksMapping ranks restaurants by the hotness of their diners. $LYFT $UBER $…

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You don't have a right to make Hake nervous | Thu 11-6-25 1:54:37

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Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington’s farewell. Nick: “It’s the women.” The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:14) Men’s Forum at BOND in L.A.! (0:05:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! Get your stickers! Or not! (0:09:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie mask-off yesterday! (…

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👠 “HOLD Tory Birch” — Fashion’s stock market. Elon’s $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Brady’s cloned dog 21:24

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Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders don’t approve his $1 Trillion bonus (“Better Have My Money”) Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: Loewe…. Fashion Trading is the new “Life Dividend” flex. We just had the “Capitalism Election”... it came down to the Unholy Trinity of Unaffordability. Plus, Tom Brady just cloned his dog… and…

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Mamdani is Obama | Wed 11-5-25 1:55:19

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We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama’s division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! (0:05:56) 🗒️ Zohran is Obama (0:09:35) 📞 GREG, NY, walked NYC, pleasantly surp…

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🐻‍❄️ “Artificial Santa” — Coca-Cola’s AI holiday ad. Axon’s bipartisan tasers. Beta’s e-airplane IPO. +Line-Waiting Biz 22:32

1M ago22:32

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One stock defies politics: Axon… They found unity (reducing deaths) in a divisive topic (policing). Coca-Cola’s holiday commercial is here, and it’s AI-generated… headlines show hate, but data shows love. The publicly traded stock is Beta… they do electric airplanes, but the real business is Charge Cubes. Plus, the cool new business is waiting (lit…