Best Hell Did We Just Watch Podcasts (2025)

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THEY CAME AND GOT ME...: HOUR ONE 37:51

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HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO

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SWEET, I MIGHT HAVE A SON WHO'S NOT A MINOR: HOUR TWO 32:01

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OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN

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MY DAMN MONEY...IT'S GONE: HOUR THREE 33:31

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SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

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WOULD YOU CROSS STATE LINES FOR A POT PIE?.. FAT BOY DID: HOUR FOUR 30:24

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FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/04/25 2:13:48

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A full Friday, Fourth of July edition of TRG

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OPEN THE DOOR HONEY... I REALLY GOTTA DROP A LOAF: HOUR ONE 37:11

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DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN

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HALL OF FAMER..BRET "THE HITMAN" HART: HOUR TWO 37:07

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OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/07/25 2:22:37

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A full Monday edition of TRG

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/30/25 2:29:24

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A full Monday edition of TRG

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WELL YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL THERE BUDDY: HOUR FOUR 37:37

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HeadlinesThe FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

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SUP MF’ER.. WAIT, THAT’S NOT WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS: HOUR THREE 37:55

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Rob Ianuario calls in so Mattman can tell him about a story that happened over the weekend that may or may not involve the attorney to the stars, and everybody elseThe Diddy trial has been very lackluster and it’s virtually over

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COSBY FINALLY MET HIS MATCH: HOUR TWO 32:57

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The Dukes are back?.. What the hell just happened in Kentucky over the weekend?Where the hell is North, South Carolina? Listen to this lady drive Bill Cosby nuts on an old tv show episodeHeadlines

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EBONICS, STILL A THING? ASKING INNOCENLTY AS WE USUALLY DO, LOL: HOUR ONE 40:54

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Where the hell everybody at this week?Headlines with Tom Brady trying to bang Sydney SweeneySports with some dipshit getting a Travis Kelce tattoo on his leg for free energy drinks

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My husband and son suffered strokes, 30 years apart. Shockingly little had changed 30:35

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I was told my husband would never talk again, while physiotherapy was dismissed entirely. My son was failed in similar ways, but for the brilliance of some medical staff who refuse to believe a stroke is the end By Sheila Hale. Read by Phyllida Nash. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpod…

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/27/25 2:15:49

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A full Friday edition of TRG, the FOF Hotline, and so much more

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DUDE, TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOM MAN: HOUR FOUR 30:47

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HeadlinesEdith you use to be fat as shit man, WOW!

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IF YOU S__T ALL OVER THE BATHROOM, DON’T TRY TO HIDE IT: HOUR THREE 31:42

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The FOF Hotline is back, this week with a janitorial engineer calling on everybody to not hide an accident if you ruin a bathroom, this dude wants you to tell people you shit everywhere, um no bud, we ain’t doing itThe FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, Call Today, 864-241-4318

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WAS SHE A CRACK HEAD, DID SHE HAVE AIDS, OR BOTH?: HOUR TWO 34:52

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Matt remembers a friend of his growing up and what exactly was wrong with his Mom, also Fat Boy remembers the time a friend of his Mom’s named her fat white baby after Samuel L Jackson and he didn’t know who that was at the timeHeadlines

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HE’S A WINE DRINKER, OK, DOES HE LIKE WOMEN?..: HOUR ONE 38:28

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If you’re a dude and you love wine… you might not love women, right? hahahaHeadlines says it’s hard for parents to recover from traveling, takes at least two daysSports with friend of the show, and former guest, good ole J.R. announcing he’s officially cancer free

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‘The Mozart of the attention economy’: why MrBeast is the world’s biggest YouTube star 35:24

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He’s spent 24 hours immersed in slime, two days buried alive – and showered vast amounts of cash on lucky participants. But are MrBeast’s videos simply very savvy clickbait – or acts of avant garde genius? Written and read by Mark O’Connell. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpod…

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/26/25 2:26:11

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A full Thursday edition of TRG, including us saying BUMP the format, we call it in the ring brother :D

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MOM IT’S SO HOT THAT THEY GONNA START STICKING TOGETHER: HOUR FOUR 36:23

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Headlines but we talked more about Paige’s neighbor who wants to eat her out real bad to be honest, lolThis kid’s really sweaty, in all the places you’d guess he’d be sweaty

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SORRY FOR THE MONOLOGUE CHRIS, DAMN: HOUR THREE 34:15

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Just Ram it, George Jones’ last song, other songs that probably shouldn’t have happenedChris calls in about collecting cards and ends up being an asshole before he hung up haahha

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MICHAEL WTF DUDE? YOUR POOR MOM LOL: HOUR TWO 37:15

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Open Phones with Michael from Lenoir City TN who really hates his Mom evidentlyEdith calls in about Michael, also drops a bomb on us that she use to weigh so fuckin much lolHeadlines

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ARE YOU LISTENING LIVE? WE LOVE IT..: HOUR ONE 38:17

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We haven’t forgotten about you New Orleans, also we love you LIVE listenersMattman’s got an email that we gotta address

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/25/25 2:29:25

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A full Wednesday edition of TRG

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THIRD TIME AIN’T THE CHARM BUDDY: HOUR FOUR 36:47

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Headlines with sleep divorce and what exactly that isDude you’re gonna marry her for the third time? DON’T

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THIS POOR KID IS TOO HOT, GIVE HIM SOME AIR MOMS: HOUR THREE 35:17

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Best Damn Audio, might be the best one everOk, take two, let’s try that again lol, a FULL Best Damn Audio

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DAMNIT IF TRUMP SAID IT WHY CAN’T WE?: HOUR TWO 36:56

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Trump’s F bomb yesterday has got us a little jealous to be honestFat Boy’s turn to come with the The Ring… but what?... “The Ring of Fire” maybe?..Headlines says nightmares might actually kill you

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BRING ME THE INKYBATOR: HOUR ONE 40:22

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Fun with who might have owned Mattman’s farmhouse way back in the day, revolutionary war soldiers?Headlines with fans saying ACDC should permanently break up after video of their last performanceSports with Cooper Flagg expected to be the top pick in tonight’s NBA Draft

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From the archive: ‘A nursery of the Commons’: how the Oxford Union created today’s ruling political class 29:49

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We are raiding the Guardian long read archives to bring you some classic pieces from years past, with new introductions from the authors. This week, from 2022: at the Oxford university debating society in the 80s, a generation of aspiring politicians honed the art of winning using jokes, rather than facts By Simon Kuper. Read by Andrew McGregor. He…

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/24/25 2:20:40

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A full Tuesday edition of TRG, Fat Boy's King Of The Onion Rings baby, legit for real..

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YO GRANDMA STANK DUDE: HOUR FOUR 34:33

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Headlines explains why old people smell…old..lolPee on the floor, you’ll love it… gross tho

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THIRD TIME MIGHT NOT BE A CHARM DUDE, COME ON MAN: HOUR THREE 33:58

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Why does the power company want us to conserve in the heat? Are we really THAT taxing?Open Phones brings Anonymous, who’s about to get married for THE THIRD DAMN TIME, is he nuts?

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IT’S TIME.. TO CROWN THE KING.. WELL NOT YET: HOUR TWO 36:21

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Who will be the King of The Onion Rings?.. Everybody loses to be honest..Headlines with Brad Pitt going to AA after his divorce from Angelina Jolie

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HEY _____, WE WANNA CATCH UP: HOUR ONE 35:47

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We have a list of people we’d love to talk to, and just ask..”What happened?”..Headlines says Miley Cyrus is an asshole during her meet and greets

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/23/25 2:29:58

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We back baby, LIVE, a full Monday edition of TRG

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STICK US ANYWHERE, WE’LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE: HOUR FOUR 40:11

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HeadlinesComo Estas Amigos and Amigas, how well do you know your Spanish?

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DORN, SEND ANOTHER GOOD EMAIL….: HOUR THREE 37:14

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The Mail Sack is back answering all your queries, can you get in? Sure, email [email protected] and YOU could be on the next edition of.. The Sack.

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DUDE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE NAMES OF ALL YOUR KIDS: HOUR TWO 34:31

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What happened to the urinals that went to the floor, also, how do you help a young family member in the bathroom without looking weird?Mattman’s got an idea for a competition that lasts the rest of the week, are you down Fat Boy?Headlines says Nick Cannon can’t remember the names of all his damn kids…

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SHE WANTED A SHOTGUN WHERE?..: HOUR ONE 38:00

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We’re back LIVE, Mattman tells the story of smoking weed and hooking up with a chick at the same time at a haunted establishment WAY back in the day.. Of course Fat Boy had questions..Headlines with Alanis Morrisette not sure how to deal with dudes wanting to bang her when she was coming up in the music bizSports with the retirement of UFC fighter/…

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‘Outdated and unjust’: can we reform global capitalism? 34:05

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President Trump’s tariffs have plunged the world economy into chaos. But history counsels against despair – and the left should seize on capitalism’s crisis of legitimacy By John Cassidy. Read by Chris Reilly. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpodBy The Guardian

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 06/20/25 2:18:03

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A full Friday edition of TRG

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NOW SHE CAN SEE MY JUNK WHENEVER THE HELL SHE WANTS: HOUR FOUR 31:16

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OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAYOPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNKOPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?

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WTF ARE "FECAL PEOPLE"?: HOUR THREE 35:26

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BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLEFACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY

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OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE IN MY WEDDING, FAT ASS: HOUR TWO 33:44

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OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FATOPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS INOPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

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HE'S DEAD, SO WHY WOULD I WANT THE REST OF HIS STUFF?: HOUR ONE 37:35

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MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIESMIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTEBDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNITALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

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Extremely loud and incredibly scouse: how Jamie Carragher conquered football punditry 46:06

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Football coverage no longer stops after the final whistle. And in this new era, the former Liverpool defender reigns supreme By Kieran Morris. Read by Felipe Pacheco. Help support our independent journalism at theguardian.com/longreadpodBy The Guardian