Unfortunately, you don’t actually render anything in this game. Except maybe your time, you can render that. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/11079759426417539…

I don’t know if this game is where they got the idea for QWOP, but if not it’s a damn coincidence. Also, Michael Jacksons. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/110…

This game got great reviews in its time. Does it stand up? Listen to find out! (Ok, that was a terrible description) Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/110797594…

I wish there was a way to put the sad walking away music into text. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/110797594264175397030/posts YouTube – http://www.youtube.c…

The first GI Joe game for NES wasn’t very good, and this being the sequel, really isn’t any better. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/110797594264175397030/post…

There’s nothing I can tell you about Super Metroid. It’s a masterpiece and everyone needs to play it, multiple times, throughout their lives. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://…

We’ve had a pretty good streak in our 200+ episodes with only one or two technical recording hiccups. That all came crashing down when we recorded this episode. First off, John’s recording periodically decided to stop so we had to keep resetting what we were talking about. I managed to stitch the audio together and I thought the show would be fine.…

We’ve played some real turds in our 200+ episodes, but this is one of the worst. Feedback: Web – http://www.spoileralertshow.com Email – [email protected] Voice mail – 856-SPOIL-01 Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/spoileralertpodcast Twitter – @SpoilAlertShow Google+ – https://plus.google.com/110797594264175397030/posts YouTube – http://…