Best Laughing On The Sidelines Podcasts (2025)

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JP & Scotty & A Grocery Store Throwdown 1:51:16

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On this week's episode, it is the JP & Scotty Show, and the new computer is better, but some audio kinks still need to be figured out. What is our favorite lineup for the show and how did all of us meet? Is a court-ordered eye patch overrated or underrated, and how well do JP & Scotty know each other? What is the new gay pride firework called, and …

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Baby of the Family, Boss of the Moment: Ava Takes the Mic 54:05

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In this first-ever “kid interview” episode of Running Ahrens, Justin and Sarah flip the script and invite their youngest, Ava, into the hot seat. What follows is an honest, hilarious, and unexpectedly profound conversation about growing up in a loud, passionate, and sometimes chaotic family. From sibling drama and sports parent confessions to the u…

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So-So Audio & Celebrities You Wouldn't Hang Out With 1:57:06

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On this week's episode, the sound quality is better, but it still is not the best, and now Scotty has to buy more equipment. Yay! Mike and JP are back with a more laid-back episode to make up for last week's train wreck. A professional baseball player cries on the field after being heckled by a fan, and the fan is banned from every baseball stadium…

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Choosing Love, Even When the World Says No: Jeff & Ed’s Story 59:16

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Love, laughter, and legal loopholes, today, we sit down with Jeff and Ed, a couple who have not only weathered the storms of marriage, but also navigated the wild, often heartbreaking, landscape of LGBTQ+ rights in America. Their story is filled with joy, hard-earned wisdom, and more kindness than we could ever put into words. We know that everyone…

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Technical Difficulties & Things You've Never Tried 1:23:22

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On this week's episode technical difficulties with the episode may have been caused by lightning hitting Scotty's house, and Fred is back from a fishing trip. Florida wins the Stanley Cup Finals, and OKC wins their first NBA Finals. Is eating food on the toilet overrated or underrated, and how blind is your date? What are somethings you have never …

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Dick Trick & Things To Bring Into A Fallout Shelter 1:51:42

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On this week's episode New Girl is a great show, and Jeremy pushes his riding lawn mower. Brock Lesnar's daughter is definitely corn-fed, and Pete Rose should not be in the HOF even after death. Is working on your own car to save money overrated or underrated, and how long do you wait before you shave? Who are some rejected Sesame Street guests, an…

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"Cum-O" & Other Things You'd Find In JP's Car 1:51:24

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On this week's episode, JP finally got a newer car without cleaning out his old one, and Kansas floods are no joke. The "Golden Era" of the NBA could totally beat today's players, and the WNBA might actually know what they are doing. Is getting your butt waxed overrated or underrated, and what job would you not do because of heights? What are some …

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From Sidelines to Self-Awareness: Our Story as Recovering Crazy Sports Parents 49:49

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We weren’t bad sports parents—we just had some things to unlearn. In this episode of Running Ahrens, Justin and Sarah reflect on the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids in competitive sports while navigating marriage, business, and personal growth. From intense sideline moments to cringey car rides home, they share real stories, missed layups, …

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The Baby Face & The Irrational Fear Draft 1:59:53

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On this week's episode, Scotty shaves his face and JP might have finally bought a new car. The NHL Stanley Cup Finals are set, and could you drive a vehicle designed by all women? is storm chasing overrated or underrated, and at what age do you start making regular doctors appointments? What cartoon characters would you want to see on the Jerry Spr…

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From South Africa to Here: Love Tested, Love Renewed 1:01:46

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Marriage and Business Don’t End, They Evolve. Most people think a thriving marriage and business partnership just needs hard work and luck. But for Martin and Heila Rowen, the real magic and challenge was learning to stay together when everything felt like it was falling apart. In this heartfelt episode, Justin and Sarah sit down with the Rowens to…

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The OG3 & The Bald People Draft 1:43:27

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On this week's episode, the original crew is back and there are no episode notes. Scotty is still jealous of the birthday trip for Derek, and Jeremy gets Derek a late birthday present. Who are your favorite bald people, and could you eat a sucker if it falls on the floor? Enjoy a chaotic episode with much of the hilarious jokes you remember from th…

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Damp Doc Martens & Countries We Never Want To Visit 1:29:38

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On this week's episode, Mike has been everywhere, man, and Scotty and JP have a Sunday at the pool bar. Avocados taste nothing like damp Doc Martens, and the WNBA is seriously trying to cancel itself even worse than normal. is AI overrated or underrated, and how often should you change your bedding? What are some rejected names for some poker hands…

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1 Gorilla VS 100 Men & The Weirdest Concert 1:27:26

2M ago1:27:26

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On this week's episode, Scotty still has no AC and Fred turns 40. The Vatican elects a new pope from the US, and 100 men fight a gorilla. Is naked mud wrestling overrated or underrated, and how many days of working does it take before you need a day off? Who on the podcast would you not let date a family member, and what is something that anyone lo…

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Parenting in the Launch Years 55:23

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Parenting doesn’t end—it transforms. Most parenting advice ends at high school graduation, but the launch years? That’s when the real shift begins. In this heartfelt episode, Justin and Sarah Ahrens reflect on celebrating their son’s college graduation and dive into the complex, often unspoken world of parenting adult children. From learning to men…

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Roasted By Grok & The Best Pizza 1:30:29

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On this week's episode, Steve wins a big bet, and Scotty get terrified by plastic sharks. Grok tries to roast the Laughing on the Sidelines crew, and the Colorado Avalanche is out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Are musicals overrated or underrated, and how old is too old to play "ding-dong-ditch?" What crew member is most-likely to be the subject of …

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Marriage or Business: Which Is Harder? 42:19

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Justin and Sarah have been partners in business and life for over three decades. They started a creative agency while starting a family—and over the years, they’ve experienced the highs, lows, and in-betweens of running both a household and a company together. In this honest, funny, and sometimes raw conversation, they unpack the emotional weight o…

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You're Not Invited & The Worst Stripper Names 1:33:32

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On this week's episode, Scotty stays home and watches Lord of the Rings and ruins JP's weekend. Shedeur Sanders doesn't get drafted until the 5th round, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs are getting crazy. Is intentionally hurting someone's feelings overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest reason you wouldn't date someone? What are the worst des…

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Antarcticans & The Best TV Show Characters 1:44:00

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On this week's episode Steve has lemon potatoes, and Scotty does not get a new AC unit. JD Vance meets the pope, and a Florida woman dresses up as ICE to kidnap her ex-boyfriend's wife. Is Katy Perry going to space overrated or underrated, and how long should you stay in high school if you keep failing? What is the perfect gift for every cast membe…

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Air Guitar Champ & Our Custom License Plates 1:27:23

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On this week's episode, Derek celebrated his birthday with a trip to Oklahoma with a bunch of friends, and JP and Scotty were not invited. Rory wins the Masters and air guitar competitions are a real thing on ESPN. Are musical car horns overrated or underrated, and what places could you never fall asleep? What are some rejected Sesame Street charac…

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Different Worlds, One Marriage: How Our Upbringings Shaped Us 46:29

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Justin and Sarah grew up in two completely different worlds—one marked by constant change, single-parent homes, and loud, expressive family dynamics; the other, rooted in perceived stability, structure, and quiet expectations. In this episode, they share how their unique family backgrounds shaped everything from communication and conflict to holida…

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Meet the Ahrens: Why We’re Doing This 7:55

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In this short kickoff, Justin and Sarah Ahrens introduce Running Ahrens, a show about the messy, beautiful reality of building a life together. With over 30 years of marriage, four kids, and decades of running businesses side-by-side, they’re pulling back the curtain on what it really takes to navigate work, love, and family without losing your min…

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Down Under With Dan Green 1:01:01

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Tickets to see Dan Green & Steve Peters April 11th and 12th at Vorshay's Lounge in Wichita, KS https://www.downundercomedy.com/dangreen Bonus Episode! Dan Green is a stand up Comedian out of a small town in Australia. Scotty, Steve and Dan discuss the many differences from the US and Australia in a hilarious conversation. Scotty reluctantly tries V…

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BTK Was A Jerk & Our Favorite Accents 1:30:56

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On this week's episode, the ski trip continues, and Steve gets attacked by locals over a joke. Guys are still better than girls at every sport, and dire wolves are back in the world! Do you actually like feet, and how many lost bets would it take for you to stop betting? If one of the podcast members got a parrot, what would it say, and what would …

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The Ski Trip Crew & The Ski Resort Bucket List 1:52:39

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On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred and the rest of the ski trip crew come together and revisit their 2025 ski trip to Angel Fire, NM. It was an absolute adventure with the group getting pulled over, partying at the cabin, and making the trip to Taos, NM. Along the way, the group has tons of stories from "the yarn store", and bomb warnings on the …

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Chased By Animals & Viral Videos 1:25:31

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On this week's episode, Scotty's wife has a dream and Derek goes to March Madness. Opening Day is today, and a 5'6'' wrestler has a 6'3'' girlfriend. Is watching people get chased by animals overrated or underrated, and at what point is a deal on Facebook Marketplace sketchy? Of the crew, who would be able to do their job better than the other, and…

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Oh Darn, A Strike & Slang Terms 1:30:08

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On this week's episode, JP actually has a long week, and Scotty waxed his nose hair. Oh NO! The WNBA might go on strike and upset 4 people, and Tracy Morgan blows chunks at a Knicks game. Are kilts overrated or underrated, and how far would you travel to see your favorite podcast? Who would each of us swap lives with for a month, and what sounds im…

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Bottle Openers & Movie Quotes You Use Daily 1:48:48

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On this week's episode, Derek is back from vacation, and JP has started his new job. A high school female track athlete hits another runner with a baton, and player movement in the NFL is going crazy. Are HEELY's overrated or underrated, and at what point do you allow your in-laws to live with you? What are some rejected sports cards stats, and wha…

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Point Of Order & Sports Teams You Hate 1:43:20

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On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation with no injuries, and JP gets his dream job! SNL really messed up firing Shane Gillis, and Adam Sandler is an American treasure. Are female glory holes overrated or underrated, and how often should you take a shower? What Disney character would JP sleep with, and what should be a requirement to e…

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Ruined Denim & Terrible Sounds 1:36:34

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On this week's episode, Steve plays hockey with police officers and JP poops his pants. It is vacation week for us all, and JP can't afford to go. The US hockey team loses to Canada in the finals, but the US could beat them at any other sport. Should we start clapping when a plane lands safely, and how many items on a key ring is too many? What are…

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The 6 Year Anniversary Episode 2:09:10

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On this week's episode, it has been 6 years since we started the show, and the OG's are back! The NBA All Star Game is not important, and the US shows Canada who's boss in hockey. Is sleeping with a pillow between your legs overrated or underrated, and if your spouse died, how fast would you seek a new partner? What is the most annoying thing your …

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The 51st State & Bad Places To Take Your Valentine 1:37:47

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On this week's episode, JP goes to a Super Bowl party and Steve gets away with making jokes about big Nate! The Chiefs got smoked in Super Bowl LIX and the Gulf of America is officially on Google maps. Are hot tubbing in the winter overrated or underrated, and at what point do you need to stop using a baby voice when talking to a child or a dog? Wh…

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Slobba The Hutt & Bad Names to be Called in Bed 1:31:41

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So, people keep stealing our content, and we keep on making new episodes. Hopefully, they won't keep up. The Chiefs are cheating, and the Super Bowl officials have been instructed to make sure the Chiefs win. Is a Laughing On The Sidelines boardgames overrated or underrated, and how many credit cards are too many? What are the new slogans for the s…

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Head Hogs & nCommercial Jingles 1:53:30

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On this week's episode, JP needs a prayer and Australia is pretty scary. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl agains, and Google Maps is updating their map to correct to the Gulf of America. Are wheelchair sports underrated or underrated, and how many days could you go without a shower? What do men struggle with that women do not, and what wo…

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Hog Pic Ratings & Bad Obstacles 1:42:06

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On this week's episode, Scotty is still getting over the Lions losing, and JP may start a new segment. Are all of the LOTS crew nicer to Scotty off camera, and who is your pick for the Super Bowl now? Is being short overrated or underrated, and how much time is acceptable to spend in the bath tub? What is something you will never do again, and who …

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LA is On Fire & The Best Animal Movies 1:43:30

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On this week's episode, JP gets his car back, and Steve and Scotty are trying to get JP sick. The Minnesota Vikings may have been a fraud, and the government is not good at anything as LA is burning. Are toll roads overrated or underrated, and how bad do roads have to be before you don't drive on them? What's the worst thing you have ever done, and…

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Embarrassing Photos & The Best Movie Props 1:47:47

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On this week's episode, JP has recovered from almost dying, and Derek plays charades. The Chicago Bears end their season on a high note, and the Detroit Lions are the #1 seed out of the NFC! Do automated toilet paper dispensers even exist, and how many cars in a drive-thru line does it take for you to park and go inside? What is a childhood lie tha…

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Big Nate & Bad Bowls 2:02:44

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On this week's episode, Steve reveals he is married to "Big Nate," and Jeremy's ornament prank finally happens. We seriously hope Happy Gilmore 2 doesn't get ruined, and the myth that the Christmas is the NBA's holiday is an absolute lie. Have you ever made lights out of liquor bottles, and how long do you stick to your New Years resolution? What i…

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Kicked Off Of Facebook & Best Home Alone Booby Traps 1:27:00

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On this week's Christmas episode, Uncle Bam and Steve Peters are back, and Scotty lost his Fantasy Football league. Steve has some great stories from the Middle East, and Luigi and Diddy might. be best friends. Are Christmas traditions in other countries overrated or underrated, and how would you grade yourself in wrapping presents? What would you …

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The New Host & Bad Stocking Stuffers 1:48:38

7M ago1:48:38

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On this week's episode, JP gets a special picture and Scotty has a dude drive through the dealership! TikTok might get banned, and The Lions are in trouble? Are fight spinner s overrated or underrated, and when you drive in the snow? could you go up to a star you recognize in public and could you go to the live show?enjoy another new episode, and k…

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Lord Big Papa D & Bad Places To Hide It 1:23:30

7M ago1:23:30

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On this week's episode, Scotty's wife is dangerous, and Derek gets a new nickname from a fan. Dan Campbell has the largest man-parts the world has ever seen, and the Chiefs have made a deal with the devil. Is eggnog overrated or underrated, and would you ever use food during adult time? What would we buy each other for Christmas if money was not an…

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Chuckling Out Of Bounds & Off-Brand Food 1:36:54

7M ago1:36:54

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On this week's episode, Scotty got a tattoo, Derek goes Black Friday shopping, and Scotty got a tattoo. The Chicago bears head coach is fired and Derek is so happy, and the Kansas City Chiefs are the luckiest NFL team of all time. Are Christmas lights synced with music overrated or underrated, and can we start playing Christmas music now? What do y…

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No-Nut November & Thanksgiving Food 1:38:10

8M ago1:38:10

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On this week's episode, we finally get introduced to Uncle Bam, and Thanksgiving is here! The Browns and Steelers get to play in the snow, and duct-taped banana sells for $6.2M. Is Scotty having a new hobby every other week overrated or underrated, and how many people is too many people to have over for Thanksgiving? What is a dumb thing that you d…

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Bruce Buffering & Jake's Next Fight 1:29:04

8M ago1:29:04

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On this episode, Scotty keeps buying more bottles of bourbon, and Derek keeps buying memorabilia. Jake Paul buffers through Mike Tyson, and God bless the Buffalo Bills. Are ring girls overrated or underrated, and at what point does someone deserve a handicap placard? What sponsors would be the worst for the show, and what is an unwritten rule at yo…

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Children Scolded In Public & Bad Ways To Commute 1:49:39

8M ago1:49:39

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On this week's episode, Scotty is super proud of his wife at the gun range, and Jeremy has a coworker doing something very strange. The election is finally over, and now we can have the rest of the football season without political commercials. Is watching a kid getting scolded in public overrated or underrated, and at what point does JP make you u…

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Election 2024 & Recess Activities 1:34:20

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On this week's episode, Scotty and Clayton make a video about Justin Nunley, and Mike does not know when he will do another show in Wichita, yet. Saquan Barkley pulls the most amazing move in a football game, ever, and the election may be won because of an innocent squirrel and raccoon. Is talking about politics overrated or underrated, and what is…

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This Is Halloween & Our Favorite Albums 1:49:14

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On this week's episode, Derek is back from a trip to Chicago, and Scotty is getting help from fans hunting whiskey. The World Series is literally is between the 2 teams we did not want to be there, and the Chiefs are the new Patriots. Are provocative Halloween costumes overrated or underrated, and at what point do you buy new shoes? what do people …

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Never Been That Poor & The Best States To Live 1:54:53

9M ago1:54:53

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On this week's episode, Jeremy enters his dog in a beauty pageant and Scotty is hunting for Eagle Rare. Dan Campbell is being ridiculed from Chris Christie and that makes me laugh, and bands from the 2000's are coming back! Have you ever slept in your parent's bed when they were out of town, and how old is too old to start over? What are some terri…

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Sports With Ugly Wives & The Best Mascots 1:28:13

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On this week's episode, JP hooks up, and Scotty celebrates a birthday. The NFC North may actually be the best division in the NFL, and the Detroit Lions dominate the Cowboys, but at what cost? Have you ever taken a peak at the urinal, and what should the temperature be in your house? What's a strange service animal, and what sport do all of the ath…

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Switching Cell Service & The Best Sports Video Games 1:41:46

9M ago1:41:46

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On this week's episode, JP gets told he is loved and Scotty can't quit a cell phone provider. Rashee Rice's mom becomes a porch pirate, and Garth Brooks is in low places. Have you ever lived in a house that was haunted, and how long is too long to go without a shower? What are some things that are trashy if you are poor, but classy if you are rich,…

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Episode 300 & It's Raining Bad things 1:50:09

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On this week's episode, It is our 300th episode, and Jeremy is a national treasure. Overrated or Underrated, hurricanes, and what is the biggest surprise so far in the NFL season? Have you ever tried to do something athletic and hurt yourself, and how much would it take to box a kangaroo? When is a bad time to flip a coin, and what would you use 10…