Best Lexi Falling – Atheist Comedy Podcasts (2025)

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Catholic Exorcisms: Turning Trauma into Theater Since 1614 17:49

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Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses. In this episode, we dig into the church’s obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt…

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The Exorcist Explained: How a “True Story” cursed America 15:51

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Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real? Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault. Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos. This is how one movie turned fear …

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Misfits: The Danzig Years — How Glenn Danzig Invented Horror Punk 21:24

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Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the Danzig era (1977–83)—the fights, the graves, the stic…

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Boy Band of Biblical Doom 21:13

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The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon. ~ New look, same blasphemy—check out our shiny new logo while you listen~ In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6. Greek gods? Roman E…

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Revelation 6: Why John of Patmos Was Totally Unhinged 21:21

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The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history. Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and…

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The Jezebel Spirit & Super Bowl Halftime Conspiracies 20:20

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This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” a…

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Beyoncé, Jay Z & The Satanic Rumors: Mythbusting Christian Conspiracies 26:58

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Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knoc…

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Teeteaze Unleashed: Patreon’s Forbidden Snacks 20:27

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Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome. Inside this episode: Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann d…

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Gods Who Would Totally Get Cancelled Today 12:00

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What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common? They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain. From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore …

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Zoroaster and the Devil’s Origin Story 11:33

4M ago11:33

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Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds! In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé. Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster w…

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Baals Deep How Horny Storm Gods Became the Devil 11:15

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In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine. We’ll expose h…

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Seven Seals and a Butthole: Revelation Chapter 5 20:20

5M ago20:20

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What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers…

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Pat Robertson in His Own Words 25:46

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To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you. In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words. Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, wit…

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SciFi Satan in Terminator and More 13:48

6M ago13:48

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In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories. There are special guest stars making c…

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SciFi Satan in The Matrix 11:46

6M ago11:46

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In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would argue, Matrix is the most blatant and obvious of our Chris…

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SciFi Satan in Dune 13:24

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In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. That’s right, it’s Frank Herbert’s seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science Fiction through the lens of the Christ Myth. The idea…

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SciFi Satan in Star Wars 11:24

6M ago11:24

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In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenc…

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Creflo Dollar: God’s Favorite Billionaire? 22:40

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In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear …

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Constantine the Great Big Liar 17:49

7M ago17:49

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He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus. Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with …

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Hallucinating Heaven: Unpacking Revelation Chapter 4 22:58

7M ago22:58

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Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine. Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descript…

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Pastors Behaving Badly 16:37

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In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny. Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Sec…

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They Hate Women 21:47

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In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do! This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples,…

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Jezebels in the White House 19:56

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In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings. We’ve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Vict…

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They Hated Kamala Harris 22:16

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In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall? We’ll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist Convention executive Steve Swofford, Donald Trump, MAGA, L…

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Worst of Sketches 2023 18:07

10M ago18:07

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In this special in between season’s episode I have pulled one from the Patreon. Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023. What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brother’s Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul McCartney, Uri Gellar, Pokémon, Joey Tempest, Europe, N…

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Book of Revelation Volume 01 1:13:18

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In this special, in between seasons, compilation, we mash together our previous four episodes about the last book of the New Testament. The finest final chapter. The most metal maelstrom of mayhem and madness. The epilogue to end all epilogues. The volume of vengeful violence that is, the Book of Revelation! Volume 1 contains the previously release…

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Best of Sketches 2024 20:06

11M ago20:06

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In this episode we look back over the year that was 2024 and fondly remember all those characters we let on our show like, Slayer, Tipper Gore, Jesus, Paul Di’Anno, Iron Maiden, The Antichrist in Jerusalem, Antiochus, Kirk Hammett, Dave Mustaine, Greyhound buses, Donald Trump, Lord Byron, Taylor Swift, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Vocaloid, Wasp, Demi…

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Satan Wrapped 2024 Last Half 20:25

11M ago20:25

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In this episode, we wrap up the year with one final look at Satan in 2024's news. Or more accurately, we put shit on liars who invoke Satan to get attention from those, mentally, emotionally and intellectually less fortunate than the rest of us. We talk about Roman Emperor Theodosius I, Olympic Games, pagan rituals, Ancient Greek, Zeus, Paris, drag…

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Satan Wrapped 2024 First Half 20:32

12M ago20:32

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In this episode we look at where Satan showed himself in the news cycle for the first half of 2024. We have special guest star cameo appearances from Trump lawyer Alina Habba, Christian wannabe astrologer and numerologist Amanda Grace, multi-millionaire E. Jean. Carroll, Arizona lawmakers Republican Senators Jake Hoffman, J.D. Mesnard and Ken Benne…

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War on Christmas Puritans Pilgrims and Sex Pests 22:08

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In this episode we investigate the claim made by conservative Christians every year that Christmas is being threatened by forces they are weirdly shy about specifically naming. But of course the first and foremost piece of cognitive dissonance we must force our way through when examining the threat to Christmas is where it has ACTUALLY come from, h…

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Satan in the White House 30 Year Old Virgins Tactical Prayer Assets and Chaos 16:30

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In this episode we’re diverting from the usual Satan in the White House formula. We won’t be talking about all the people who have claimed Donald Trump is the antichrist. But rather we’re tackling the people who have claimed he is the chosen one. There are cameo guest star appearances from Texas, Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry, Republican Party, F…

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Satan in the White House Roman Emperors Tickling Dragons Civil War and Pat Benatar 16:32

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In this episode we look for Satan in the oval office during the last decade of the 20th century and the first couple of the 21st. Think of them as the Jon Stewart presidents. There are cameo guest star appearances from The International Prophecy Conference, Jerry Rolan Church, Bill Clinton, Roman Emperor Nero, Arkansas, witchcraft, George Walker Bu…

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Satan in the White House FDR to Reagan New World Order Porn and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 15:08

1y ago15:08

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In this episode we search out evil in the highest office of the land of freedom from FDR to his polar opposite, Ronald Reagan. Cameo guest stars include, Gerald Burton Winrod, The Antichrist and the Atomic Bomb, Concerned Christian, Kim Miller, big pharma, Harry S. Truman, George Bush, George E Lowe, Stalking the Antichrists, Gabriel J Cola, Unmask…

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Satan in the White House George Washington to Chester A Arthur Slave Owners Assassinations and Justice for All 13:18

1y ago13:18

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In this episode we will be discussing Satan intersecting with US Presidents from George Washington to Chester A Arthur. When it comes to religion, George Washington set the tone for many US presidents to come. This episode will also feature special guest cameo appearances from Oney Judge, Church of England, Deist, Asia, Africa, Europe, Freemasons, …

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Taylor Swift Liberal Psyop MAGA Fears What it Cannot Control 22:08

1y ago22:08

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In this episode we will uncover all the behind the scenes conniving and machinations that have made Taylor Swift the most feared woman in certain corners of America. This star studded episode features a supporting cast of Travis Kelce, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Fox News, Jesse Watters, The Pentagon, Greg Kelly, Newsmax, Donald Trump, Democrats, DNC…

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666 Mark of the Best Energy Drinks Female Circumcision and Santa Claus 23:29

1y ago23:29

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In this episode we tempt the algorithm to bring all kinds of crazies to our door with the most click baity number there is, 666 mark of the best. This entire episode is absolutely not a way of correcting a typo on our order to our merch supplier. Obviously it goes without saying 666 is relevant to anyone mentally unstable, and this show, Because of…

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Motörhead 2000 One Night Stands Biker Jesus and Amphetamines 22:44

1y ago22:44

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In this episode we strap on the mutton chops like biker Jesus pumped full of amphetamines and look straight up to the heavens with the voice of a demon for a warts ‘n all take on one of the most influential bands of the last fifty years. If you’re not familiar with Motörhead, they are best known for the song, Ace of Spades and I have described them…

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Book of Revelation 03 I Will Come In To Him 22:27

1y ago22:27

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In this episode we once again, pick up the Book of Revelation at chapter three and continue calling out early Christian churches in Asia Minor for not being Christian enough. For not hating enough. For not paying enough. We have already done three episodes on this book which you can easily find in the feed. But for those of you who have not studied…

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Helluva Boss Hazbin Hotel Everything is Demons Everything is Cannibals 23:46

1+ y ago23:46

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In this episode we’re diving deep down into the dark and seedy world of adult animation. Helluva Boss is an adult animated cartoon about 3 demons, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie who work at a company called I.M.P which stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. These demons live in one of the seven rings of Hell and murder people in the living world. Ha…

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Constantine The Great Christian Lie 21:14

1+ y ago21:14

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In this episode we will examine the story of a real life demon who betrayed his brothers in arms, deceived many in a craven lust for power and murdered his own wife and child. With a resume like that, it goes without saying Roman Emperor, Saint Constantine the Great is held up as an iconic Christian hero. Also making special guest star appearances …

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Danzig 21:30

1+ y ago21:30

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In this episode we flex our massive biceps and with the voice of a fallen angel in a roid filled rage scream for the blood of all the gods. We’re looking at Danzig’s debut album, titled Danzig. Look at least this time there isn’t also a song on it called Danzig, so that’s something new for one of these debut album episodes. Special guest stars incl…

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Women Byron Screwed 21:40

1+ y ago21:40

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In this episode we are going to mine for comedy gold in the tragic stories of a dozen people screwed over by the 19th century bad boy poet Lord Byron. This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Catherine Gordon, May Gray, Mary Chaworth, William Chaworth, vampire, familiar, heartbroken gloomy melodramatic teen, Lady Caroline Lamb, Victo…

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Pat Robertson First Anniversary Celebration 24:21

1+ y ago24:21

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In this episode we dip our dainty little toes back in the murky waters of Prosperity Gospel with a look at one of the most despicable human beings to have ever lived. Originally known as Olórin, he was the wisest Maiar of Valinor and chosen as one of the five Istari to assume human form in the Third Age of Middle Earth and counsel Men, Elves, and D…

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WASP 24:33

1+ y ago24:33

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In this episode we dress up like we’re in a Mad Max movie, strap on a comically ridiculous codpiece and dive head first into the world where shock rock meets glam rock in the form of the legendary metal band W.A.S.P. In the same way Lemmy is Motorhead, Blackie Lawless is Wasp. So maybe more accurately we will be diving face first into Blackie’s com…

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Vocaloid is Demon and Satanic 20:12

1+ y ago20:12

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In this episode we will investigate the mysterious world of Vocaloid. What is it? Why is it? And most importantly, does it upset Chri$tians? Vocaloid is a voice synthesizer program launched by the Yamaha Corporation in 2004. This software allows users to synthesize human singing by typing in the lyrics, much like text to speech. Each voicebank was …

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Taylor Swift Satanic Witch 21:49

1+ y ago21:49

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In this episode we peak into the white hot Christian outrage around Taylor Swift and hope we don’t go blind. What are they so mad? Taylor Swift is simply the biggest popstar on the planet. The biggest we’ve seen in a long time. As a woman of wealth, power and influence she terrifies misogynists and makes their tiny little claims to manhood shrivel …

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Lord Byron Satanic Spirit of Pride 23:19

1+ y ago23:19

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In this episode we will look at one of English literature’s greatest names, the Romantic Poet, Lord Byron. It is claimed outside of the U.K. he is the second most read British author behind Shakespeare. We first mentioned Byron in our second episode, Science Fiction Satan, where we quoted contemporary poet Robert Southey who dubbed Byron and his go…

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Kill em All 18:41

1+ y ago18:41

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In this episode we will seek and destroy the four horsemen, join the metal militia, hit the lights, jump in the fire and hope we don’t get whiplash from our phantom lord who has no remorse and motorbreath. That’s right! It’s Metallica’s debut album, Kill em All. Find out how a in the late 70s and early 80s a teenaged Danish tennis pro, living in L.…

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Antichrist in Jerusalem 20:03

1+ y ago20:03

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In this episode we’re going pre Jesus, we’re going to the second century BCE, we’re going to a Hellenistic king at his peak at the peak of the Hellenistic Period. We’re on a journey to find the O.G. template for THE ANTICHRIST! You know, the one who comes at the end for the final battle with Jesus. We are going to take a comedic look at the atrocit…

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Iron Maiden 19:44

1+ y ago19:44

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In this episode we will go back to a time before the songs of Anglo Saxons and Vikings, Alexander the Great and Darius III or Frank Herbert’s Dune. Ace pilots, tail gunners, commandos and submariners. We’re going back before all that to the middle of the punk explosion. Playing the toughest East London pubs, Iron Maiden had to work blue. The songs …