Rather Be Rotting is the ultimate escape for pop culture obsessives and reality TV junkies. Hosted by two sisters who’d always rather be rotting on the couch, this show is a love letter to Bravo marathons, niche celebrity drama, and the kind of useless-but-essential pop culture knowledge that clogs their brains (and now, your ears). Whether they’re deep-diving into reality TV chaos or spiraling over a red carpet moment, these two are here to talk about everything that doesn't matter—but mean ...
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Lil And Madelyn Podcasts
40 years ago Jim Davis birthed a tubby orange oracle into the Universe. We haven't been able to get enough ever since. Join us as we plumb the depths of Garfield. Exploring his mystic existence, and plumbing the depths of his three panels like the lasagna loving, spider hating, tarot cards they truly are.
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10 - Big Brother, The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Backstreet Boys
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1:04:52Send us a text Lil and Madelyn are NOT in the same place thanks to New Jersey summer storms! Nevertheless, they still find the strength to get into The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Bachelor in Paradise, and the currently airing shows (Big Brother, The Valley, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County, …
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9 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Big Brother
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47:49Send us a text It's finally clocking to us losers! Lil and Madelyn discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a little bit about The Bachelor and The Golden Bachelor, as well as the currently airing shows (The Valley, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Orange County, Big Brother, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). Plus a bit about the never ending b…
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8 - The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, 90 Day Fiancé
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37:46Send us a text Lil and Madelyn recap Mad's New Jersey visit! Touches on Broadway shows Oh, Mary! and Death Becomes Her, a bit about Katy and Orlando, as well as the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). All while enjoying two full fat CCs (cherry cokes, obvi), because it's vaca…
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7 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and a special guest!
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34:06Send us a text Lil and Madelyn's mom is in the building! Mom is here to chat about the new season of the Gilded Age, Hacks, as well as our currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). The gals also get into the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom breakup, and a bit about the Bezos wedding!…
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6 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love on the Spectrum
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49:30Send us a text Love on the Spectrum is the show we really need right now! Lil and Madelyn dig into that plus the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as discuss whether or not Jax Taylor should still be allowed on Bravo. Oh, and Covid is back!…
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5 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love Hotel
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55:46Send us a text Lil and Madelyn are back to discuss the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as a bit about Black Mirror. They also discuss whether or not Lil's husband is in the Witness Protection Program, puffy filler faces, and upcoming movies they're loo…
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4 - Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, RHOA, The Valley, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé
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55:55Send us a text Madelyn and Lil get caught up on Secret Lives of Mormon wives, finally! They also debate the Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood scandal (or lack-there of), in addition to the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé). All that plus some infertility realness, 90 Day Hunt for Love cha…
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3 - Taylor Swift, The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé, and UTIs
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46:20Send us a text Taylor bought her masters back! Lil and Madelyn discuss that in addition to the struggle of having the mother of all UTIs, currently airing shows (The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé), as well as what MomTok is all about. Brief touches on Summer House, Hunt for Love, and And Just Like That, hat included.…
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2 - Upcoming Show Trailers, RHOA, Love Hotel, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé
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1:01:34Send us a text In addition to the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé) Madelyn and Lil discuss their thoughts on trailers for And Just Like That Season 3, All's Fair starring Kim Kardashian, as well as their current watch lists of Sirens and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. They also get into s…
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1 - The Valley, Love Hotel, RHOA, 90 Day
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1:05:50Send us a text Lil and Madelyn discuss their feelings on the current Bravo shows as well as 90 Day Fiancé in their debut episode!By Lil and Madelyn
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After Garfield advised her to get a dog four years ago, Emily is back for child bearing prognostication from the Orange One. Knock up this week's strip Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing Sock YouTube channel. Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Soc…
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Ray joins Paul and Alex to talk about Catholic wizardry, self care, and the healing power of a good view. Gaze upon this week's strip Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing Sock YouTube channel. Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For oth…
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Paul and Alex are joined this week by Comedian and Emmy Nominated TV Writer Joey Clift to talk about Garfield, Native American Lasagna, and Garfield's chances this awards season. Cast your vote for this week's strip Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing Sock YouTube channel. Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow…
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It's just Paul and Alex this week, and Alex needs some help with his fitness routine. So, obviously, we turn to the Orange One for advice. Put in reps with this week's strip Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing Sock YouTube channel. Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Mem…
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Maddie joins us to talk about forest bathing, sorrow trout, whale based bedroom antics, and cleaning out your emotional fridge. Whale on this week's strip Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing Sock YouTube channel. Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing …
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Jessica Simpson is a Birthday Witch - feat. Sarah Morgan Ashey
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54:49Hey! Sarah's here, and she's been reading Jessica Simpson's new guide to modern witchery (it's her autobiography). Sarah tries to trick the Universe into giving her specific instructions on how to live. It doesn't work, but we do get so much peanut butter. Spread some of this week's strip on your bread Here. Join us live on YouTube at the Missing S…
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It's that time again. This year Phil Casale joins us on our annual pirate trip down river in search of candy. We won't learn much, but we'll be happy to be home by the end. We all sort of miss being criminals. Here's a link to the special if for some reason you've never watched it. Follow Phil on Instagram! Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagra…
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Baby Flew over the Cuccoo's Nest - feat. Rebecca Stokes
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45:38Becca's here!! This week we talk adventures in parenting, psych ward room mates, and how to approach re-entering the work force. Get to work with this week's strip Here. You can tune in live Mondays at 11am on Missing Sock's Youtube Channel! Follow the Podcast on Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Me…
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Nice Try, Whale Fall!! feat. Mike Mercadal
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49:52Welcome to Mystic Lasagna in the mornin!! Mike joined Paul and Alex for their first live stream to discuss manifesting your will, being a fridge racoon, and berets. You can join us every Monday morning at 11am EST on the Missing Sock YouTube Channel!! Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or …
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Ok! Let's get visual!! Paul and Alex are taking a few weeks to book guests and get things in order before we take the recording of the show to a Live Streaming Format!! Starting October 16th we'll be streaming the show every Monday at 11am EST on the Missing Sock YouTube and Twitch Channels. So join us for your first cup of coffee or your fifth dog…
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Never Forget...that we're down in a hole full of Gorillas and Lasers. Dig down into this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.…
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Why climb the mountian? Cause it was there. This week Paul and Alex talk about doing what one must until the Universe has had enough. Also, we get a long needed Nermal lore dump. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For oth…
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Luke! I am your future! This week Paul and Alex are exploring how to be right where you're supposed to be at the exact moment you're supposed to be there. Also, there are goofy Star Wars bits and some talk therapy about ASMR and high school social anxiety. Project yourself onto this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Foll…
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Interlude - The Jim-ness for jim-ness sake...
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10:25"The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness." - Dali Llama. Paul's out here giving a little interlude about appreciating goodness for goodness sake and looking into the surface history and life of the conduit himself, Jimmy-Dave. Follow the Podcast Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow the Alex on Instagram Mysti…
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Are you a servant of the ping? Paul and Alex talk nerves and distorted realities and pancake guardians. Consume and review this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow the Alex on Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.m…
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Change your lattitude. Change your cattitude. Track List Lasagna in Paradise Pans Mondayritaville Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or se…
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Listen only to the sounds of Paul and Alex's voices. You're getting sleepy. Sleepy is good. You're communing with the 'Field. The 'Field is good. You're writing reviews and telling all your friends about this great show. That's good. You're at peace. Peace is good. You are a big orance cat. Cat's are good. Concentrate on nothing but this week's str…
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It's time to do what it takes to get comfy! Paul and Alex talk about comfort jazz and the the fact that sometimes your best life looks straight up insane to someone else. Snuggle up with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of t…
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Paul and Alex talk about mainting a physical internal balance that leads to a spiritual internal balance. Also, how many hot wings and white russians is too many? Also, sometimes you gotta just give a threshold guardian their space. Avoid confrontation with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instag…
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We hold these truths to be self evident, that when you're here, you're family. This week Paul and Alex go into some patriotic magic. Real deep. We start with mid-highway salad deployment and end with the nature of freedom and magical thinking. Happy 4th of July, nerds. Salute this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow…
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Interlude - Rat Pigs, Pig Rats, and the shameless past
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12:08A few thoughts on time, becoming, and who you were always meant to be from Alex. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or search Missing Sock…
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Happy Birthday, Garfield!!! This week, to honor Garfield, Paul and Alex talk about the philosophy of art for like fifteen minutes and then get into ambition, followthrough, and how sick it is to be an artist with an eyepatch. Blow out the candles on this week's strip, Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Al…
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Let's put a soft focus on things and slow it down a little, shall we? Most of your reality is just your brain running micro simulations anyway. Pretend this week's strip is a Magic Eye, Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock net…
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Stop! Stop everything! We interupt your normal Mystica Lasagana format for the greatest Garfield and Jimmy Buffett related business mashup idea of all time. Perhaps the greatest restaurant concept ever. We're on it. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member…
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Live Between the Layers!! - Whip Your Subconscious
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34:38Robots are hard. Love Y'all. Here's the stip if you're brave enough. See you next week!By Missing Sock
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The need to perform is real. So is the need to quietly eat apples wilst dumping warm water down your face. This is the link to this week's strip. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, che…
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Ye Haw! Git along lil doggies, Paul and Alex are talking about having respect for people in service positions and how easy it is to take negative attention as positive attention, especially if you are John Arbuckle. Get wrapped up in this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitt…
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Sorry, y'all. We needed a nap. But Paul and Alex are back a lil late this week with an excellent discussion of other cosmically significant cats, microwave induced prophetic hallucinations, and jogging. Get up, sleepy head!! Jog through this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Tw…
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Interlude - The Most Photographed Barn in America
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9:53Take a break with Paul. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or search Missing Sock in your favorite pod catcher. Also we have Merch!! Follo…
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Live Between the Layers!! - Custom Duck Feet
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38:00This month we welcome Ray Muñoz to the show for chats about cat people, hell, ducks, and dressing up just for the thrill of it. If you want the whole viewing experience Here's a link to the video! Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Soc…
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Oh dang. We're trapped. We're trapped, and we're gonna have to break some stuff if we want to get loose. This week Paul and Alex discuss stuck culture, the glory of laser swords, and the simple fact that sometimes you just have to break things that are causing problems. Solve this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow…
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Play with us!!!!!!! Here's this week's strip. For playing. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or search Missing Sock in your favorite pod …
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Live Between the Layers!! - Benevolent Parasite
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47:09It's our first live show back after the ol pandemic and we are back rowdier than ever. We're joined by Nermal interfacing with AI, a man eats a lasagna in under a minute, and Paul and Alex are joined by Lyssa Mandel to talk childlike joy and universally programmed absurdity. If you missed out on the fun, the full video is up on The Missing Sock You…
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The light is back and we refuse to be afraid! Also, silence your dang phone. This week Paul and Alex talk big daddy Saturn and the return of light, selling fear, the power of dorm room posters, and marinara slurpage. Comfort yourself with a sip of this week's strip Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex …
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It's our semi annual time travel episode!!! The darkness has lifted. Beware the presence behind the curtain, and always know where your scissors are. Send this week's strip down the drain Here. Also! You can watch us now! The video for this episode is up on YouTube, right here: https://youtu.be/ZFE0UhW2ouw Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram…
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Behold a portal to unending happiness!! Make direct eye contact with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or search …
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Sorry we missed a week. We're back and things get black. Like, as black as they can get. It's some current events up top followed by the 'Field encouraging us to, in fact, stare directly into the nothingness. Stare into this week's strip's gaping maw Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitte…
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This is not a joke. The 'Field helps Paul and Alex create a new Holiday. It is rad. For real, get ready for jacket day. Celebrate with this week's strip Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like …
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It's the year of the Rabbit! Let's fuel up on beta carotene and start peeling back layers with our various chakras and eyes. Let this week's strip seduce you, Here. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows…
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Paul is out and about in the world. So, here's a chat about taking good advice where you find it. Follow the Podcast on Twitter or Instagram Follow the Paul on Instagram Follow Alex on Twitter or Instagram Mystic Lasagna is a Member of the Missing Sock network. For other great shows like this one, check out https://www.missingsocknetwork.com/ or se…
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