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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rain ...
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Comedy’s own Dave Attell joins me as we recap the events of 2026. A future classic episode. TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG for 60% OFF your first box! Follow Dave Attell on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@daveattell Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GREGFITZSHOW⁠⁠⁠…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine break down how to survive the potentially dangerous world of Uber and ridesharing, and Oliver Pardo returns with a few truly wild rideshare horror stories. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. Our first How to …
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New Years Predictions! Mamdani gets sworn in, Fla Man goes to meat shop with his meat out and Mike talk about head writing the Golden Globes this year. support our sponsor: http://meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected]
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigating Standards & Practices during his time on The Sarah Silverman Program, when a performer's voice was challenged in a very d…
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Broadcaster/ Skateboarder/ MMA dude/ Comedian Jason Ellis comes in announces he is NOT gay. Great. talk to end out the year. TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG for 60% OFF your first box! Follow Jason Ellis on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@wolfmate⁠ Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠…
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On this week’s How to Survive, Matt Belknap steps in to produce a very rollicking holiday episode with Danielle and Kristine. They cover insane dogs, the legendary Pardo–Koenig holiday fête, and Danielle receives a gift that truly keeps on giving… migraines. From there, the conversation turns to how to survive that familiar feeling of being behind …
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Long Island is floating OnlyFans, Jesus used the F word and the draft is back? We take a moment to remember Rob Reiner. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get t…
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From The Daily Show, Children’s Hospital and Old School, my pal Rob Corddry stops by and makes me laugh. Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Rob Corddry on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@rob_corddry Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive white water rafting — bone chilling rapids, unexpected boulders, and most importantly the difference between a wetsuit and a drysuit. Then, Drea Clark joins to share her unforgettable tale near the St. Croix River, where her fun summer job as a young camp counselor suddenly bec…
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A Cinnabon worker is not so sweet, a cruise passenger is killed and put on ice, and FLA Man is abducted by aliens. The real kind. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Cont…
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My guest this week is from Canada so the episode is 25% longer than usual. I welcome the wonderful Phil Hanley in studio! Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Phil Hanley on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@philhanley Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouK…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive exposure to sulfuric acid — trust us, you don't want to mess around with this chemical. Then Jeremy Bent joins to share the unfortunate way he discovered he’s allergic to sulfa-based antibiotics. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Subs…
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Ghislaine wants out, Hegseth fires the Boy Scouts and Martha Stewart wants to be dumped into one of her fields. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunda…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. With a little help from mental health master Brené Brown (in spirit!), they break down how to stay mindful — or at least avoid completely losing it — in the weeks ahead. 👉 Follow the show so you never mis…
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Thanksgiving roundup and Mamdani makes some wild picks for his transition team. Campbells soup knows they suck and a 95 yr-old Texas man still drives the bus. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.…
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From A Few Good Men, Grumpy Old Men and coming soon “A Few Few Grump Men” My dear friend Kevin Pollak joins me and as always hits it out of the park. Happy Thanksgiving! Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Kevin Pollak on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@kevinpollak123 Watch my special "You Know Me" …
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan joins to share her unforgettable ayahuasca experience, complete with continuous vomiting, cheetah cosplay, and the moment things tipped from “transformational” to “terrifying.” 👉 Follow the show so you …
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Skankfest review, a reporter is a piggy, the 10 Commandments are in every TX school and Quentin Tarantino calls in to the show! ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contes…
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Master storyteller and Baltimore guy Ryan Sickler gets honest and funny on this week’s episode. Also, notes from Skankfest. Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Ryan Sickler on Instagram ⁠⁠@ryansickler Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠…
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Greg’s at SKANKFEST and Mike is heading to the shrink. Some Epstein tea, a Burger King fight and a guy tortured for his Crypto password. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Com…
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The bitter Buddha Eddie Pepitone joins me, and we straighten out corporate America. Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠⁠ Follow Eddie Pepitone on Instagram ⁠@eddiepep Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GREGFITZSHOW…
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A 6-yr-old shoots his teacher, a Waymo runs over a cat and KY residents are furious they couldn’t vote for the NYC mayor. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get…
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One of the greats, my pal Dana Gould talks about or gay old days in San Francisco. Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! ⁠⁠http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG⁠⁠ Follow Dana Gould on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@danagould⁠ Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GREGFIT…
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about auditioning to be a backup dancer for Madonna. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 …
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Kim thinks the moon landing is a hoax, Diddy is going to a real prison, and a Florida Woman proves she’s every bit as crazy as a Florida Man. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line:…
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Philly’s own Annie Lederman comes on for a hilarious episode that will be kicked off of YouTube. Tempo is offering my listeners 60% OFF your first box! http://TempoMeals.com/FITZDOG Follow Annie Lederman on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@annielederman Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@G…
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This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim his cousin’s missing didgeridoos from a Hollywood Hills art dealer. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus…
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Another one bites the dust at Disney, Hamburger Helper is back, and Tucker says the Jews are magic. ⁠ Go to uncommongoods.com/papers for 15% off! Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coo…
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One of the biggest comedians in the UK, Kevin Bridges talks about playing 12k seat arenas as well as almost being beaten up in a club in England. Great chat (as they say). Follow Kevin Bridges on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@kevinbridgescomedian⁠ Watch my special "You Know Me" on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GREGFIT…
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This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins to share his own real-life medical scare involving a benign tumor. It’s a mix of monsters, medicine, and mayhem — only on How to Survive! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episo…
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City- one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus…
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Salmonella strikes again! On this week's episode of How to Survive, returning guest Mike Henry shares his unforgettable encounter with the bacteria. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival ti…
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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las Tres Sisters Marta Mendez-Cross, who shares her wild wedding adventures in Costa Rica. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended…
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This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fine line between law enforcement and a lawsuit. Kathy Egan-Taylor of Bad Elizabeth shares her unforgettable experience with the UK Border Patrol. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New e…
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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for an audience trapped at sea to b…
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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky. 🎧 Want more laughs? Get extended …
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This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive bears… again… but in a whole new way. Author Emily Barth-Isler joins to share a wild bear tale of her own! 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode. 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child’s first day of pre-school — the nerves, the tears, and sometimes the kids cry too. Then Oliver Pardo joins to share his hilarious and chaotic experiences at his very first job. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Sub…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive calling 9-1-1, thanks to a listener who taught us that panic and emergency calls do not mix. Then Will Becton joins to share a frightening camp incident he and his friends barely made it through. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures — get those mittens on! Then Madison Shepard joins to share a hilarious but genuinely dangerous story from one of her past temp jobs. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bi…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses the line into a real disorder — we're hitting all those red flags. Then Tom Clark joins to share stories from his unforgettable summer volunteering in Juarez. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack …
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident — the danger and the unexpected aftermath. Then Shawn Carlow joins to share his experience rescuing a very lucky cat. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: a bad landlord — sketchy behavior, crummy repairs, and all the red flags to watch for. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon…
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: measles — symptoms, risks, outbreaks, and everything you should (and shouldn’t) panic about. 👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode! 🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on P…
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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…
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