Much like a Dating Profile of mine, I am doubtful of the true costs of being part of some people's Community. What Agenda. Why must we engage...? Alas, most problems are caused, escalated, exaggerated and Calculated by engaging with near-enough anything. Why bother now...? Good Question. I am trying to bring Irreverence back, in the vain attempt to become at least... Heard. As Pitiful as that sounds, I'd rather not even have that from you for what it's worth, so that just shows you where I B ...
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) "That is pretty good, isn't-'t? - Haha. French." Welcome. Extravagence has bin shared but no expenses are incorrectly filed where they need not be in THE BIN. bUT, STILL: I don't think you're up for my brand of cult-behaviour. We do it with a hot poker, and you've gotta get MERE…
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#1: A've just bin watchern tut tellehgh// Hiatus BustER
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1:15:48Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Ello, there. A bellow from the origin of slavery. Not to bring up any bad memories... It's 2025, thanks. However, like the commercial need to rise to keeping up with the appearances of those who are in reciept of shedloads of, "FACKIN' MANEY", and, yet, blood-lined Adidas... As …
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#11: Fucking forgot to put the dinner on and raised next door's baby (burned it)
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1:03:52Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) As you'll all probably be expecting (unknowing strangers), this, 'Headline'-kind-of-titles signifies another, "Have one Rest", reading, as we delve into the shallow waters of mishaps people are willing to fabricate and/or sacrifice to the U.K., for all to enjoy. Especially those…
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#10: I's har' work. Buhsuhmboddy godder do id
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1:03:23Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) That's not necessarily a joke there... But somebody could fill in the gaps of where my wordplay falls down, and make a joke about how overzealous or underzealous my ID is. (In terms of psychology, set about by a man who ideally wants close family members to admit they'd like to …
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#9: Perfectly-Levelled-Reflections (I feel guilty calling it comedy with how definitively serious I'm being.)
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1:08:39Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) However: You get what you've paid for. As long as you don't remind yourself that Time is Money. I've been really struggling to come up with any weird bollocks or musings, and that's merely because I've had a lovely Christmas break (and not one Little Sausage has contacted me in …
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#8: Won't take freederrm like medicine
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1:06:15Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I've just been writing humouros intentions as if anybody cares. Not like the old days. Not being chirpy enough to be accepted by boozey cunts. Sick of it. Luckily, Christmas is over. Good - Aside though, that's actually useful for my frail intentions to make others feel good, an…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Yes. It's me. However mucch of a wanker you think me of, you've just got to trust me, on this..: There are much bigger wankers discussed within this podcast. Unfortunately it's nobody inspiring my morale to falter, like all these lucky performers have in Los Angelers, stepping o…
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#5: Not to make this, Political, but racism and homophobia are at the very least, upsetting.
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1:38:08Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Hello, Everyone. Especially that Fella in Singapore who downloaded loads of these in one day. It's inconsistent and yet improving feedback/statistics such as this, that compells me to take some Immodium after recording. It's a reeeal, river of shite, this week. But... you might …
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#4: Exactly what you'd expect from a man who organises his life with a McVitie's Pen
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1:00:57Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Good. Pissing. Gracious. mē It has been a long while, and a long ropey and messy tract of the human experience that brings me back to your lovely Aurifice, for what I somewhat suspiciously advertised as being, ""Endless". Many of you may have been reeling back and going, "Endles…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) This week, I assume I'm going through withdrawal, because it's been fucking difficult to come up with fucking ANYTHING -Until I begin spilling the liquid diet from betwixt my lips. Very standard procedure self-doubt. Plentiful is the oddballs that encompass who I am. Fairly poet…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I did say, "ONE". Don't get greedy, now. After a month-long hiatus, (due to deciding to relinquish any semblance of life in favour of smoking bud), WE. ARE. BACK. In all honesty, less schizophrenic than before, but, still equally doting to the idea (spawned from great rappers) t…
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#20: Set of Bollocks//#1; actually. Bingefest '24.
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45:17Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Bollocks But, honestly: Bollocks and bullshite to you all. I've understood where in which I fell to the path of the grey, but, in large to me having Social-Deaths/Living within my meansmentum/"Ah, I suppose it isn't All Bad.", I suppose it's been something to ponder, and whateve…
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#19: Having enough Commonwealth Time to understand myself almost feels... 1st world abusive...? (No...? No sympathy...? W.a.T. ... (and an outdated vernacular.))
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1:09:45Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) (")Today's Podcast covers themes of hating how the elusive way of Art-Forms seem to be pathetically captured by the insufferable grief commercialism offers to, US ALL.(") Aside from that, I'll just use this an opportunity to ay, that if I were getting any attention that I truly …
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Just to be CLEAR (CLARITY, however, NOT LIKE FINISH DOES FOR YOUR DISHWASHER): Please think before expecting violence solves anything... Watch, "A History of Violence", but, with no distractions, or people of different mindsets trying to jilt your viewing... The message at least…
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#17: ChaterererORdateEmUp/JustaChatPlease
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37:35Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's…
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#16: THIS IS NOT A DRILL RAP ; am not that BHAD
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34:22Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) ; That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity... I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value. At least value it at an ho…
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#15: Sometimes I end on a joke that is, “fishing”, right at the end. (Not4LazyDisinterestedBuggers - saaawii))
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1:37:07Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)c…
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#14: Multi-faceted incorrectly perceived Twinkle-Twonkoloid (hop u gert it)=(like in a text)=(knowwhatimean?)
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1:02:25Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to. "Xharming" fucking Bully... Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, …
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) what's your favourite colour of your fayvourite carrrrr??? I chat on a bad-sex/"friends"-line. As I say, I'm an Autistic-Fisherman: METAPHORICALLY. I'm into being a tragedy: it gets humourous/humourless. Depending on where I fall on your sword. Or, like... 'Not sure', could be s…
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#11: Suck my Cock...……………………………………… In a kind way with metaphors and just based respect that levels with your true colours but not often so relish it kind of thing.... "Alright...?"
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43:23Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) "I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..." "By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..." Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) NOT (as I'm aware due to being brought up in genuinely brighter times that still breed difficulty) to confuse you. Hope y'all understand. I'm not simulating a black person, as I suspect quite strongly I'm not currently very black to a degree we can all trust (NOT LIKE THAT.), an…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose …
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#8: Hopefully... This is funny and not-so-AUTISTIC, MAINLY.
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48:37Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though. There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and neg…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) You don't have to agree... I know that, "Art is subjective". Some Art is out-right toss. Hope you spuriously decide for yourselves, without even a direct message! Bollocks! Feck! Arse! If you do get it, however... "your bird can sing, but I still won't fuck you." _______________…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Just. Fucking. Focus. Then. Fucking. Listen. ...please.... ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellsca…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) aN ADULT TWONK HAVING A ego wank Not an ego death , see here now: :B===========DDDmyownpenisifequalsweremorespacedoutobviously Reading...? Nobody does that within Porn anymore. Psychologically, it’s always ever-clearer to me that it’s incest that gets people going. Prove me wron…
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#4: Might just start bloody quoting myself (not actually bloody however)
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1:05:44Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) If it seems cryptic: That's because poetry often is. Work harder.(/see me) just joking am an autist contains inflammatory material. on purpose ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Leave it out if you can't handle seriousness/confusion, and from what I remember... me shouting and being seriously, a little bit honestly insane. I vent at home, and can hopefully accept outsiders into bonding with someone who is artistically noting all the dishonesty: And just…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Hard enough to say, but... do NOT listen in an inflammatory way that avoids me being a Human-Being with thoughts and feelings, that deserve personal queries. Do me the service of listening openly. __________________________________________________________________________________…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Can't say it was never creepy, when I heard you through the walls. But I wasn't trying to, and that's very much why. Nobody may fight for someone who WAS flighty and defenceless due to trauma, but... hey. I'm less insecure on this side, after time..... And to be honest:(;dumb) L…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I m…
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#2: Fired this one out reyt after the last one | the north is inspiring
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1:00:07Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Seriously, I can screenshot things, and editing skills are not a talent of mine... I wanna pause some days, and others, not... "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE" pervert (unless you don't stay to the end. Or the FULL STORY FROM THE GIFT STUD MYSELF. This waste of time has been... lame)…
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#3: Basically heart and soul - not the song.
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58:02Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Heart and soul, I fell in love with you, Heart and soul, Just like a man can feel. Whoops. I'm a homo'. Genuinely, but aside from things like that which are immaterial to a wider expanse of Social-acceptance: Fuck you if you can't hear how I think???? I'm not on a pedestal, so m…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Really authentic this one. Worked on it for fucking weeks. Didn't just flow out of me like Tory Shite-streams flow out of our Government. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this orig…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb. Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Rig…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Put it in a song... Alright? ANYTIIIIIME. Except if you're being outwardly rude without saying what you truly feel in an engaging manner. Then... Redacted. Anytime. [NOTE:;] These Royalty Free Beats don't come cheap. I was wary that I'd be charged, under cloak&dagger. "free". I …
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Thought that mayhaps this could be a new name for a Broadcast? Even when it's about as broad as a Ham-radio with me at the steering wheel. I mean... I've never felt what it is to be depicted as creepy and lechy in terms of being a Lorry-driver. And that reputation is surely offe…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm. Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy. It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who k…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Much like living with my parents again... NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE! wHITEY'S ON THE RAG AGAIN, AND HE'S back. Higher intentions within life's bounty entails the true beauty of your soul. Systems don't make you a worthy person. Personality reigns and speaks truth. But then again…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Just being frank, here. Some truths emerge within Arts, and I should think we would all be mature, adult, responsible people. At least... That's who I'm aiming for. Drama? Why not plunder nothing to show, into the minds of the international public, who come to the Edinburgh Fest…
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) THAT Neamhchiontach Podcast #7 I'm not one to blow my own fecking horn or anything at least wherever appropriate, as my solemn duty to afflicted lives I've been touched by, and feel I can relate to. Plus, to be transparently honest (which might be smart, and might not be) I alre…
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#6: "I was on-brand with Leeches": preaching Speech about Peaches
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34:31Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Still embarrassed about last week's reflections, as it was an honest first-attempt from TONNES of wanks ago (just emphatically, and of quantity (not of like that)), after loathing those in their abodes/Mum's, on a Gaming chair, setting the world to rights... If anything truly is…
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#5: Olly Woods' Lonely Heart(')s Disorder Podcast
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18:24Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Hello there, everybody. Or... Inevitable nobody, for somebody we do not know, like, understand, respect, or feel like oxygenating in discussion. Unless...? Here's something potentially not-funny, grindingly moist, and yet gritty as chewable tarmac. I find my intentions thrilling…
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#4: Special Secret Insecurity Inside (HerMajesty’smoistService)
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25:20Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Realistically, I believe in myself. However, all the admin and engaged discussion that needs air, gets suffocated, this way. That's how it is. I love people who can destroy me past my genuine emotions, because self-defence is adament and active.. Well, that's almost exactly the …
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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Realistically, it gets worse than being literally Hairy. I should've perhaps chosen a different turn of phrase. As always... Stick with it, as if you ever possibly could. I'm a Middle-England Feign-Wit, so no-need to invest in me with money. I'm building up a Radio empire, until…
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#2: My Rights to Free Speech: REVOKED (by me)
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29:52Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Sorry to anybody who does flatly and directly enjoy Oliver Tree. I get what he was trying to say by dressing like that. "I would certainly like a bit more attention, as an ugly f*cker.", and, quite equally... Me. Too. (not like that, it's unintentional to be brought up initially…
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#1: Load of Shite (Setting a precedent)
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1:29:49Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Once again, and just.. as I have been talking to myself for a number of years now, I felt like sharing some Soul with you all. Deep from the heart of... The Midlands of B-U-T, I represent the heart and the mind of a fiend for attention, but overall, I believe, not a bad guy. It …
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