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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don’t you worry – there’s content coming and it’s going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cop…
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Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building…
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Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his…
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The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it’s due, but one “Sad Chad” Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/…
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With all the drama in the dabble world, it’s important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan’s new female flavor, As…
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Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch th…
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Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn’t understand why everyone is so mean, and she can’t stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one…
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Crazy Joe is back in full effect, and he’s getting made fun of by many different detractors from around the internet. He’s had to cancel his call-in show because of the Onions and he wants his enemies to know that they’re going to have to deal with the law if they keep It up! We have an amazing sampling of vegetarian meatballs on the menu for you t…
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Chad Zumock tries to save face in the midst of attacks about him becoming a Supertip user! Watch as he tries to balance his relationship with Kevin Brennan and others with his need for money! The lies and spin are real! Watch the balancing act of managing old fans, trying to welcome new ones, keeping Daddy Kevin happy, and rebranding positivity col…
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Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can co…
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Chad Zumock has decided to use the Supertip system. But he’s not sure. He’s considering all his options. After doing MLC, and having Kevin Brennan and Ashley Cummings offer to help pay his bills, he’s reconsidering reconsidering. He’s also been consulting his legal options with Keanu and several chatters who seems to be very sure of what’s going on…
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It’s the 20th anniversary of NLO shows, and Patrick’s so glad you’re hanging in there with this old dusty program! Ashley Cummings shows her true colors again! She’s getting chewed up and spit out by the Dabbleverse, and her insecurities are on full display for all to see. Chad Zumock has been demonetized on YouTube, and he’s freaking out about it.…
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KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken…
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Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu’s victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let’s go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, …
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Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we’ve got content piling up left and right over here! Let’s get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you’re going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and …
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Yesterday’s this Little Piggy was a lot to deal with, and a lot of people are in their feelings about it. Let’s get your thoughts and hot takes on the show, watch the breakdown from Keanu, Kevin Brennan, and Keanu’s wife Geno Bisconte. It’s Saturday, baby! Let’s feel alive!By Patrick Melton
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It’s the ONE YEAR anniversary of the arrest of Nick Rekieta and April Imholte, and we want to celebrate with you! Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and possibly a special guest as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to cap…
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It’s Wednesday and Patrick has some making up to do for skipping out on you on Tuesday! Hopefully this action-packed show will help fill the void in your soul. Metropolitan Detective is back with a nail-biting episode of action, adventure, mystery and more! Ashley Cummings wants to help men who can’t help themselves. KarmicX has some words for Aaro…
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There’s so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let’s head over to Reddit and see what’s happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What’s the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-ta…
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Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits …
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Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your f…
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Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn’t want to wor…
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Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details fro…
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Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night’s insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let’s all get toget…
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It’s Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don’t expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his paten…
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Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what’s taking so long with this masterpiece!By Patrick Melton
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Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest end…
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Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve’s attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never…
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Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There’s a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new “set” or “sign” is an improvement over the previous …
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Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let’s find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back fr…
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Aaron Imholte thinks everyone is screwing with him about his new show look. There’s no way that anyone could genuinely think that the Steel Toe show looks bad now – it’s awesome and you’re coping! Let’s watch him talk about his setup for the fourth consecutive show, and who knows, maybe we will come up with some ideas to change things around! Opie …
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Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There’s no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you’re not going to believe this, but he can’t …
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In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it’s most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn’t circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let’s all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It’s court day for Aaron Imholte and we …
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We have so much we can’t even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don’t overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that “attack” him. We’ve got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her co…
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Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his…
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Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let’s watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how …
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It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn’t know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but ‘Can April Fly Solo?’ has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let’s take a walk down memory …
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It’s the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia’s radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a du…
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Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it’s sad host Aaron Imholte. Let’s see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven’t fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the…
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Opie Radio really enjoys what he’s doing, and it’s not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they’re the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn’t FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka…
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Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn’t begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike C…
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We’re gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don’t want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don’t have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let’s watch some of the saddes…
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Bottom of the mornin’ to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you’re all wearing green, and if you aren’t, he’s going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week’s show was ZERO minutes long. Let’s watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a ba…
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