Best Pantswise Media Network Podcasts (2025)

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (April 11, 2025) 5:04:36

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Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING? 5:58:21

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In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it’s most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn’t circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let’s all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It’s court day for Aaron Imholte and we …

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April 10, 2025 BONUS SHOW: The HERSHEY HANDS Challenge Lives On! New Noose Goofin’! 3:31:45

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Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight?By Patrick Melton

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April 8, 2025: Opie Is GONE! The Best Detective Show Ever! AARON IMHOLTE Teams Up With The FBI! 4:45:52

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We have so much we can’t even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don’t overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that “attack” him. We’ve got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her co…

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April 7, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Will Be HOMELESS! Aaron Imholte’s ENTIRE LIFE Is a BORE! 5:08:06

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Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (April 4, 2025) 2:17:53

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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April 2, 2025: The NIGHT Time Is The RIGHT Time! Aaron Imholte LOVES Lies! New DONKEYLIPS! 4:31:29

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Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let’s watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how …

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April 1, 2025: APRIL. FOOLS. 4:04:30

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It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn’t know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but ‘Can April Fly Solo?’ has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let’s take a walk down memory …

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March 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio EXTREME Cope! STEEL TOE Event Planning LIVE! 5:44:58

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It’s the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia’s radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a du…

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March 27, 2025: FORE! It’s a GOAL IN ONE! Watch AARON IMHOLTE Tee Off On Delusion! 8:03:16

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Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it’s sad host Aaron Imholte. Let’s see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven’t fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the…

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March 25, 2025: Lost LOSERS Longing For Fame! Aaron Imholte CANNOT STOP Begging! Chad Zumock FEELS! 5:13:59

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Opie Radio really enjoys what he’s doing, and it’s not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they’re the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn’t FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka…

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March 24, 2025: Black Holes of Talent Exposed! Aaron Imholte’s Radio Future DASHED! 3:59:31

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Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn’t begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike C…

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March 19, 2025: BEST NEWCOMER! Miserable Men Trying SO HARD! Fresh STEEL TOE COPE Ahoy! 4:35:24

1M ago4:35:24

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don’t want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don’t have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let’s watch some of the saddes…

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March 17, 2025: AIN’T Patrick’s Day! Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Is An Alcoholic! Summer Slacking! 4:07:42

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Bottom of the mornin’ to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you’re all wearing green, and if you aren’t, he’s going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week’s show was ZERO minutes long. Let’s watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a ba…

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BONUS EMERGENCY SHOW! Toe Can’t Stop Winning! Listener YouTube Free-For-All! 5:54:55

1M ago5:54:55

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An emergency watch along for a really pro broadcaster! Crazy Joe calls in to the show for the second time ever. Patrick takes us down a law enforcement YouTube rabbit hole, and the listeners pitch in with suggestions.By Patrick Melton

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (March 14, 2025) 2:27:59

2M ago2:27:59

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show! 4:11:55

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Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show’s history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical …

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March 11, 2025: RUMBLER Gets A TUMBLER! Chad FEELS O-gain! You OK, Baby Bird? 4:15:39

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The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it’s newfangled capabilities! Patrick can’t get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature’s most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls…

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March 10, 2025: The COPE Is REAL! Aaron Imholte CANNOT STOP SPINNING! Chad Zumock HAS NOTHING! 6:02:54

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Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won’t believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn’t occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill …

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March 7, 2025: What It Do? 3:13:00

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Patrick graces the public with a special Friday show.By Patrick Melton

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March 5, 2025: Aaron Imholte & The GIMME GOALS! CHAD ZUMOCK Is BORED & DRUNK! 4:28:53

2M ago4:28:53

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Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in …

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March 3, 2025: Aaron Imholte Is SELF-CONSCIOUS, Not SELF-AWARE! Donkeylips Is STILL Depressed! 5:23:58

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Aaron Imholte has spent the last three days trying to convince the internet and his loved ones that his tool isn’t bent like mountain road. Watch the spin and obsession over controlling the narrative of his rotting rod! And as a bonus, he goes on a rant about how his herpes is totally normal and cool! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips has some advi…

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February 28, 2025: What’s In The Box! 33:24

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Patrick has been suppressing evidence for some time now, and DOOM thinks that Patrick can’t catch up and do four shows this week. Oh yeah? Pfffft.By Patrick Melton

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SUBMISSION Show! (February 28, 2025) 2:55:23

2M ago2:55:23

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and special guest Nick Rekieta as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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February 27, 2025: Is Kevin Brennan Okay? Aaron Imholte STEALS From A Fan? Mountain Home! 3:07:53

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Patrick is defying the odds and cranking out another show for the people! Huzzah! Let’s watch one of the best DUI stops of the century and see what happens when bad girls get caught! Aaron Imholte is called out for stealing from a fan, just like he stole over $2000 from a Veterans group years ago. Kevin Brennan and Misery Loves Company are getting …

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February 26, 2025: Aaron Imholte Teaches Us MAIL! Opie Is PEAK CRINGE! Kevin Brennan is MENTALLY ILL 3:30:39

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Patrick should be recovered from the affliction which the algorithm does not like, but he just keeps getting worse! Join him for a special evening show. This could be a short one. No promises. The aches and pains are quite real. Send your thoughts and prayers posthaste! Opie aka Greg Hughes is melting down with denial about Anthony Cumia and his ne…

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February 24, 2025: Aaron Imholte Has Ideas! Donkeylips Wants To STREAM! Fats and Olds Galore! 6:59:25

2M ago6:59:25

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Patrick is ill, but he’s insistant that he risk it for your biscuit! We catch up with one of our favorite fat people who has managed to slip through the cracks…somehow. Michael Ray Bower is entering the Dabbleverse, or whatever he thinks the Dabbleverse is. The problem is that he made this declaration weeks ago and hasn’t done anything since. Are y…

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February 18, 2025: NO GOAL, NO GLORY! Felicia Gillespie GETS WRECKED! Chad Zumock LIES Again! 4:02:16

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Chad Zumock is off to Key West to bump uglies with Nick Swardson in the tropical paradise that is Florida. Felicia Gillespie continues streaming from her car while driving and finds out the hard way why that behavior is frowned upon. Keanu and Geno cannot stop telling the world that they are innocent, despite not being accused of anything. Aaron Im…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe FELONY TRIAL Show! (February 14, 2025) 2:41:39

2M ago2:41:39

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Ethan Ralph from The Killstream as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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February 13, 2025: Steel Toe REELING On Rumble! Is Kevin Brennan GETTING DIVORCED & POOR? 5:18:38

3M ago5:18:38

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Patrick is back from Atlantic City, and there’s sure to be stories that you haven’t heard as well as some you never will! Let’s touch base with some of our favorite lollercoasters, and you can fill Patrick in on what he missed while his head was buried in cigarettes. Aaron Imholte is in Rumble-land, and things haven’t been great. There’s official c…

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Atlantic City WRAP UP with Rocco, Ray Devito, Sean, Bentley & Teamster Tim 2:53:42

3M ago2:53:42

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Wrapping up the weekend in Atlantic City!By Patrick Melton

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February 8, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Drunk At The Airport & CANCELS AGAIN!? The LATEST From The Borgata! 1:28:33

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Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can’t get the hunchback out of his early-onset head!By Patrick Melton

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February 8, 2025: SNIPING THE PINK MAN! Live From Borgata, Atlantic City! 2:44:49

3M ago2:44:49

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Sniping Kevin Brennan’s sad hotel room show from the Borgata! You can smell it from here!By Patrick Melton

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February 7, 2025: LIVE In Atlantic City! Chad FAILS O-gain! 1:26:26

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Patrick and Rocco check in from the Borgata and speculate on what the weekend will hold when Chad, Kevin Brennan, Blade, Stuttering John and many more show up!By Patrick Melton

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February 4, 2025: TESLA TUESDAY! Are AARON IMHOLTE & CHAD ZUMOCK The Same Guy? 4:35:39

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Patrick is off to Atlantic City Wednesday night, and the excitement for the biggest non-event in the Dabbleverse is building! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and thinks he can control whether or not the venue allows the hunched man inside. Spoiler alert! This isn’t a private event and Kevin doesn’t control shit, but Patrick has other plans re…

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February 3, 2025: ATLANTIC CITY Preview! Is Aaron Imholte TRYING? A TOE-TALLY New Personality! 4:35:57

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This week, several of the most narcissistic fans as well as many personalities from the Dabbleverse will descend upon Atlantic City for the second annual Super Bowl at the Borgata event. What will happen at Chad and Kevin’s big comeback show? Who will look stupid when this weekend ends? And who will fight, make up, and/or scissor? Only time will te…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe SUSPENDED Show! (January 31, 2025) 2:16:06

3M ago2:16:06

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, The Aussie Guy from…Aussistralia, and who knows who else as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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January 30, 2025: Aaron Imholte LOSES BOXING ELIGIBILITY! What Is CHAD ZUMOCK? Hot TESLA Talk! 5:08:58

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Aaron Imholte tried to prove to everyone he was a coach by registering with USA Boxing and Safesport as a non-athlete. Unfortunately Aaron’s lies caught up with him, as this triggered a background check that had suspended his right to compete in boxing events and have contact with other members – aka his “coaching” sessions are probably over. This …

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January 29, 2025: The STEEL TOE STORE Is Here! The AC Event Is GONNA BE GREAT! 4:26:13

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Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can’t get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he’s been teasing for months, and you won’t believe how suck it really is!By Patrick Melton

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January 27, 2025: Aaron Imholte STILL THINKS He’s A RADIO MAN! Donkeylips GETS WIFI In His Head? 4:16:56

3M ago4:16:56

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Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowe…

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January 24, 2025: COACH Goes To COURT? Is Aaron Imholte Headed To A JURY TRIAL? 3:19:56

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Aaron Imholte won’t take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he’s ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling,…

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January 22, 2025: Chad Zumock is ALL FILLER NO KILLER! Pussy Comic REFUNDS Patrick’s Ticket LIVE! 5:28:37

3M ago5:28:37

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Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone’s face? Only a shaky pig’s alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge po…

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January 20, 2025: Make AC Great Again! Jill Carlson Loses It! Is Bower Leaving LA? 6:31:25

3M ago6:31:25

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Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he’s using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine’s Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He’s moved on to pointing out how…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe COACHING Show! (January 17, 2025) 2:17:09

3M ago2:17:09

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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Haley from Pretty Antisocial, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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January 17, 2025: Steel Toe WRECKED Over Coaching Reputation! The Gym CONFIRMS He’s NOT A COACH! 2:56:11

3M ago2:56:11

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Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn’t a coach, doesn’t work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now b…

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January 15, 2025: Is Aaron Imholte OK? Steel Toe BREAKING DOWN In Arguments With NOBODY! 5:11:08

4M ago5:11:08

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Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that…

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January 10, 2025: Aaron Imholte RUNS AWAY Again! The HEAP At HACKAMANIA! 2:59:51

4M ago2:59:51

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Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte’s emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting …

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January 8, 2025: MENTAL CHILLNESS! AARON IMHOLTE Invited To HACKAMANIA!?Joey C Refuses HIS Terms! 5:47:23

4M ago5:47:23

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Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they’re actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is m…

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January 7, 2025: KEVIN BRENNAN’S Big Comedy Comeback! AARON IMHOLTE Violates Court Order LIVE! 5:04:16

4M ago5:04:16

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Kevin Brennan is a comedian from the 90s that your dad probably loved, but lately he’s just been yelling at dead Friends and relying on YouTube viewers to pay for his bike tires. Kevin hung up his comedy coat years ago, but now he’s letting Chad Zumock plan his comeback in Atlantic City! Chad takes to MLC for a big announcement about the show, and …

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January 6, 2025: BLACKMAILED By SHULI? Cumia WRECKS Geno Bisconte! Chad Zumock Is INSECURE! 3:22:48

4M ago3:22:48

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What a weekend! Patrick had a wildly long email thread with some nut who can’t seem to figure out why he is mad at Patrick. At first it was about something that happened on the show 19 years ago, but it ended up being about Shuli and how Melton better watch what he says…or else! Let’s get in to it. Chad Zumock is being sniped daily and hates the at…

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