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Phil & Bob's Treehouse

Phil Rubin & Bob Kim

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To live in New York City is to hold a ringside seat at a human circus starring junkie soccer coaches, bankers brawling over nursery school slots, and the occasional subway harpist. Every week, Phil & Bob — college friends and O.G. New Yorkers — talk about life in the Big City. They also discuss other stuff, too, like get-rich-quick schemes, Jewish true crime tales, and psychoanalytical malpractice.
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Back again after a long hiatus. If you're still listening, good luck. But seriously, it's a rainy day in New York City, summer is in the air, and the Treehouse team rehashes more nonsense. Such as: -Bob's subway birthday friend. -John Updike's kids. -Why you don't see warmongering Buddhists. -Those darn Israelis at it again. -Staten Island, home of…
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March is here and the weather is fantastic. A welcome break from the frost despite the loss of an hour due to daylight savings. Today we yak about the following: -Be like Tracy Austin and NFL cornerbacks and learn to turn the page and not dwell on the negative. -Phil grates his knuckle and deals with the neighborhgood oldies in the pharmacy. -Anora…
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Well folks another wintry week (or two) and we're back at it. This week we look at: -HMart the suddenly semi-ubiquitous Korean grocery. Asian shopping minus the toads and loogie hockers. -Phil considers hijacking a book panel at the Strand. -You know all that street construction? Is it all bullshit? And other street perils: dangling steel girders, …
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Happy New Year Fans! Episode 40. A nice round number. Who would have thought we'd make it here. Together! And this week we continue the tradition of more nonsense. Including: -The Johnnies are back! -New Year's Eve AA meetings. Fun! -Cold wet Cape Code New Year's. More fun. More fentanyl please. -Phil sees a couple of attractive Jews on a bookstore…
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Apologies for the absence, but Bob is now a semi-orphan (send money). In other news, lots to discuss including: -Some guy in the neighborhood who Phil recognized and continually ignores. Or is it the other way around? -Opening an offal restaurant in New York. -Phil yaks about some stupid thing he did to some kid years ago. -opening a salon for fanc…
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It's Election time. We maybe voting but definitely podcasting. This week while you're waiting to cast your ballot listen the team as they yak about stuff: -Phil unveils a steamy tale of New Year's shenanigans. -Bob debates whether he will drag himself to vote. -The Great Migrant Baking Show! -And why those spicy cookbook publishers pander to white …
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It's fall. Leaves are falling around the old treehouse. But the talk lives on. This week: -Bob flips Yom Kippur on its head. -A new historical village remembers the 1840s. Details to come. -More Randall's Island and ebiking tales. -Phil's possibly autistic hand doctor. -A new weekly (?) segment: go to dinner recipe. This week: chicken a l'orange. -…
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Episode 36 and we have a sponsor! Space W offers affordable Bronx hot air balloon adventures just to the low border of the atmosphere. That plus: -Bobby likes saying Hezbollah. How to find a little joy in warfare...Bihac! -Our business idea: a club for the lonely. -Sourdough starters -Union Square protesters and other humorous urban moments…
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It's almost Passover and the Treehouse team is super-psyched! This week we look at: -The giant con of Masterpiece Theater and those role-stealing Brits -Phil's plan to win a Nobel Prize and save New York City -How the west side gets everything and the east side gets zilch -Yet another shitty Atlantic City mayor -Pickleball. Groan.…
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We're back after a few months' hiatus due to a dispute with corporate. In this episode the treehouse gang talks about: *This week's WASPY sponsor, a Groton grad and African food cart cook *Some white couple in Brooklyn who decided to add some funky sex stuff to their marriage. *Phil's recent E-bike accident, shitty pedestrians (and some good ones),…
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We made it! It's our extra-special 25th episode, so please buckle up. Phil & Bob discuss: • sneaky Chinese tomatoes; • avocado toast and other white people stuff; • exploitative documentary filmmakers; • altruism in NYC (and Bob's extraordinary day of selflessness); and • a brief eulogy for Nobel laureate John Goodenough, the inventor of the lithiu…
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Summer's over and New York City is full of ... migrants! This week's sponsor: a public-private venture by the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security and UPS designed to solve the migrant crisis. Phil & Bob also discuss: • Mayor Eric Adams' approach to the migrant issue and why he likes the word "mommy"; • Mitch McConnell' brain freeze; • Elaine Chao's sli…
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Phil & Bob vent about Mayor Eric Adams and his buffoonish tendencies. The Treehouse Team also tackles: • Oscar Schindler's daughter and her new Brooklyn school; • illiterate Jewish kids and the Mitzvah truck; • the French Resistance movement; • overly ambitious NYC mayors; • a real vibe killer at Cape Cod beach volleyball; • John Waters; and • the …
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Phil & Bob remember their friend Danny and reminisce about the unconventional personality test he created one night in K-town. The Treehouse team also explores: • exercising while upside-down; • Kenny Powers' opinion of triathletes; • why personal trainers are like psychotherapists; • intermittent fasting; • whether one would rather be blind or a d…
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Phil & Bob dive headfirst into colons, prostates, and breasts!!! The Treehouse team also investigates: • the current whereabouts of Dr. Zizmor (the subway dermatologist); • whether Al Pacino and his new baby will be cartoon buddies; • why Phil went "cruising" last Saturday; • Cafe Luxembourg; • The Criterion Channel; • fo$ter babies; • the nature o…
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Phil & Bob discuss the Hamptons and reveal some "breathtaking acts of selfishness" committed by its seasonal residents. The Treehouse Team also examines: • why trendy restaurants are like contemporary art; • the Long Island Expressway; • The Bank of Tokyo Trust's secret beach house in Amagansett; • East Hampton's infamous McMansion Manor; • Litchfi…
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Phil & Bob examine WASP culture in New York City. The Treehouse team also investigates: • why classy people like cold lunches; • Winston Churchill's legacy in Connecticut; • snooty private clubs (including but not limited to, The Metropolitan Club, The Union Club, and The Flo Rida Club); • George Plimpton, William Styron, and John Cheever; • why Ko…
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Phil & Bob share tales of their personal experiences with crime in New York City. The Treehouse team also investigates: • the ghost town in the middle of Manhattan; • why investors in commercial mortgage-backed securities should watch the movie Die Hard; • Phil's mugging in Central Park; • a homeless lunatic spitting on a beautiful woman; • Bob's m…
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Phil & Bob flip through their college reunion book and discover that there's no such thing as too much information... The Treehouse team also reports on: • Average Joe's Community Theater Inititative, a non-profit arts organization sponsored by the Soros Foundation and Sir Elton John; • the art of humble bragging; • getting real personal in an alum…
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Phil & Bob wonder why college sports suck in New York City. The Treehouse team also examines: • Saint John's University (located in the non-ethnic part of Queens) • Peter Parker's boyhood home • the Notre Dame marching band • 5 happy places in New York City • drinking/whoring at Gotham Bar & Grill • rewatching The Sopranos • the shocking inefficien…
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Phil & Bob shine a light on the seedy underbelly of NYC's wellness subculture. The Treehouse team also explores: • how to buy drugs the old-fashioned way; • why doctors don't want you to know THIS ONE SECRET about marijuana and dementia (and autism); • Barry Diller and the powerful "Velvet Mafia" • a very mean Buddhist Jewish grinch lady; • Buddha'…
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Phil & Bob reveal the saddest place in New York City – the McDonald's on the corner of Delancey & Essex. The Treehouse team also provides insightful commentary on: The Homeless Depot™ (the solution to New York's street homelessness crisis), Julius & Ethel Rosenberg, Hampshire College, Bard College, Robert Moses (again), Mayor Mike Bloomberg, politi…
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Phil & Bob reveal why New York City grandmothers don't babysit on Wednesdays. The Treehouse team also explores: why senior citizens are essentially toddlers with cell phones, looming inter-generational war, The Connecticut School of Broadcasting, Sixteen Candles, Fran Lebowitz, hiking to JFK, another get-rich-quick business scheme, celebrity deaths…
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***Trigger Warning: we talk a lot about suicide in this episode*** Phil & Bob examine the New York Post's extensive coverage of suicides in Manhattan and the tabloid's particular fascination with victims who leap from luxury buildings. The Treehouse team also discusses: Nigerian counterfeit merchants at war, Canal Street infrastructure issues, Tibe…
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Phil & Bob get classy by discussing poetry and wine. The Treehouse team also covers: college admissions, racist babies, Amy Tan, Bob Dylan's Nobel Prize, wine snobbery, the surprising connection between Asperger's Syndrome and oenophiles, the Koch brother(s), food porn, and why you should never cook BangBang Noodles at home. Bonus feature: Phil & B…
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Phil & Bob talk real about mental health. (Completely coincidentally, this episode is sponsored by Invigorizify™ ... go ask your doctor for some!) The Treehouse team also shares its thoughts regarding: the effectiveness of Freudian psychoanalysis on 9 year-olds, "very special episodes" of 1980's sitcoms, having OCD before it was cool, Sigmund Freud…
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Phil & Bob explain why life is happy if you're the big fish in a little pond. The Treehouse team also explores: where to buy underwater lighting on a Saturday in New York City, the Biblical origins of the name Matthew, the Unabomber's hoodie, famous college professors, Brad Pitt, Friday Night Lights (TV show vs. movie), alternate side of the street…
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Phil & Bob delve into all things gambling – from slots to blackjack to pai gow to sports betting. The Treehouse team also explores: sex cults, recruiting people in Las Vegas for experimental missions to Mars, the decline of Atlantic City (a.k.a. "a vacant, dead, garbage-strewn strip with whores"), and a plan to revive Atlantic City by turning it in…
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Phil & Bob interview a very special guest, the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. We reminisce about the single greatest night of partying in the history of 1990's-era SoHo. Barack reveals what really happened inside the legendary Spy Bar on Greene Street, including our near-brawl with Leo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. Be p…
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Phil & Bob debate the merits of Jewish cuisine. The Treehouse team also examines: Chinatown x Lower East Side collaboration, eating pastrami sandwiches after brain surgery, veggie burgers on the Cape, sub-par European cookbooks, the decline of the British Empire, evil Russians who look Asian, and one very bad Jewish man (Bernie Madoff). * Special s…
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Phil & Bob conduct an investigation into Big Culture and uncover the shocking truth about attendance at the New York City Ballet. The Treehouse team also discusses: the new 92nd Street Y (on 1st Avenue between Sam's Vape Shop and the Drunken Monkey Thai Restaurant), peak idiocy over pre-school admissions, fisticuffs at the Union Square Barnes & Nob…
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Phil & Bob reveal the secret ingredient behind Olive Garden's success. The Treehouse team also examines: Soho's hottest chef (Sir Gordon Linton-Meyer), restaurant menus with too many adjectives, nose-to-tail eating, solving climate change by going to the gym, movies with happy endings, watching "Apocalypse Now" with an 8-year-old, and why nobody ea…
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Phil & Bob share personal tales from their respective pasts about feeling like a proverbial fish out of water. The Treehouse team also covers: Yorkshire Hathaway (an upstart challenger to Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway), U.S. presidential daddies, Bain Capital, Greasers vs. Socs à la The Outsiders, the notorious Edgemont-Ardsley high school ri…
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