QUICK HITS caleb and rafe are both very talkative about jobs and work, dnd fun times, the azalea gardens, and making progress on shows like doctor who and what we do in the shadows. caleb also watched heretic and presence. rafe is excited about the got milk rebrand?! and also the AAARG challenge is going The post I Got Big Blood appeared first on r…

QUICK HITS rafe has multiple highs and lows?! bears, bubba sparxx, joanne fabrics, microsoft imaging, body aches. AAARG (already-amassed april rations game) is going pretty good, but what’s considered a PURCHASE? lots going on. caleb talks more about interviews, doctor mike with the pitt, chocolate shortcake, and… BONUS topic?!? rafe also has stron…

QUICK HITS caleb does some socializing with a happy hour. cookware talk, baking stuff, and minesweeper updates!! rafe blabs about what healthy masculinity is and caleb rips off his moustache. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: onion cheese chips low: work caleb’s high-low high: the good place low: interview HOT HOT TOPICS – dogs are either The post It…

QUICK HITS it’s the start of AAARG! rafe and caleb are doing a pantry cleanout challenge for april 2025, where they only cook and eat food they already own. join the discord to follow along or to compete! please consider getting tested for tuberculosis because it’s on the rise in the USA, and you can The post Plants and Politics appeared first on r…

QUICK HITS rafe’s new obsession: homemade overnight healthy oats. and thrive market. you can get 40% off your first order here! http://thrv.me/kfMuZF her rough recipe: 20g rolled oats 5g chia seeds 5g ground flax seed 15 grams whey protein powder (flavored if desired) 5 grams pumpkin seeds 5 grams hemp hearts 20ml half & half The post Classified Br…

QUICK HITS rafe is back and has immediate sinus issues. is rafe’s place is trying to kill her? caleb watched sorry to bother you, they cloned tyrone, and played final fantasy tactics on ALL the consoles. and big news about therapy! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: travels low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: low: federal The post Rafe’s Travel Ti…

QUICK HITS d&d, some BRIEF government stuff, and very exciting advances in food preservation technology! rafe and caleb both go down playstation memory lane, too. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: vine callback low: food caleb’s high-low high: butter bell low: federal firings HOT HOT TOPICS – I guess it DID happen. (⁠rahaca-doom-palace⁠) – even thoug…

QUICK HITS massages, drinks, and dinner! greek place called melina. caleb finished castlevania, and the scientist picked attack on titan for the next! rafe has some big thoughts on going to the doctor and both of them have big thoughts on the government. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: valentine’s low: allergies? caleb’s high-low high: valentine’s …

QUICK HITS already skipping movies for rachel mcadams. tsk. rafe has been reading about cults. caleb did the superb owl thing with yummy food. big talk on espresso! and will these two ever feel well again? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: kyler low: flu caleb’s high-low high: superbowl party low: lingering cold HOT HOT TOPICS The post Rafe Got Distr…

QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both worked on their computers this weekend! caleb also did more work organizing his D&D stuff, and rafe rambles a bit about morning appetite and new anime in 2025 (no spoilers, just listing some interesting stuff). she’s super hopeful for a new one by the same guy who did the The post That’s What VPN Does appeared first o…

QUICK HITS SIX BUNCHES OF BANANAS. THERE ARE CUTS. an end of a movie era, they are DONE with william h. macy movies! and they choose the next actor! what an exciting way to start 2025. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: turkey gravy low: wrong doctor’s office caleb’s high-low high: dropout LIVE low: bread knife The post Bananas appeared first on rafe …

QUICK HITS caleb had a friendsgiving and got new awesome software for d&d called obsidian. he’s loving on some youtube channels like mystic arts DM from iceland! nicole van der hoeven can help using obsidian with d&d. josh plunkett is another obsidian wizard with the additional patreon VAULT. there are a couple rafe rants in The post Preventative M…

QUICK HITS it’s GARY’S BIRTHDAY. caleb had a virgil’s root beer float (unrelated). he’s also dealing with a pretty down week. mental health is important, everyone. rafe loves snow and working from home! today is the LAST DAY to suggest an actor for the podcast. head over to the discord server NOW. HIGH LOWS rafe’s The post Hopeful Floats appeared f…

QUICK HITS HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025!! it’s review time! do we have 2025 goals? ours is to GET A NEW ACTOR for the podcast! caleb talks about yarn and nosferatu (no big spoilers). rafe talks about tearing down cardboard boxes. hot frosty was super cute! we recommend watching it who cares it’s a christmas movie The post An Exercise in Catharsis appeared f…

QUICK HITS gorgeous places to get murdered! https://getpocket.com/explore/item/these-are-the-most-secluded-hikes-in-the-u-s caleb went to my neighbor totoro, and got homemade marshmallows by POSHMALLOW. and sour patch kids! caleb also got board games! he’s been watching “sit down and shut up.” HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: affiliate anniversary &…

QUICK HITS thanksgiving catchup! caleb had beanless coffee in new york! caleb saw a lot of art with the scientist and then ran into BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS. speaking of shoppers, caleb got more PC parts. hooray! if you wanna research charities, look into give.org HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: charlie the unicorn series low: neck The post What’s Bea…

QUICK HITS HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND BLACK FRIDAYYYYY. ever thought of having raccoon instead of turkey? rafe talks about her romance novels like glint (raven kennedy) and the monsters night trilogy. caleb spills about the secrets of world of warcraft green motorcycle mount!?! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: reading low: tough conversations caleb’s hi…

QUICK HITS MANIFEST is the word of the year. the incredibles and singing in the rain! double d&d for caleb was lovely. and what’s up with the shelf pins in cupboards? caleb will never get what he needs. also young dog problems. can’t just have a calm home life. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: stream The post Manifest Destiny appeared first on rafe …

QUICK HITS trump is hellbent on creating a hellscape. that’s cool. the kitchn tested different fats to cook grilled cheese so you don’t have to – and rafe read the article so you don’t have to. https://www.thekitchn.com/grilled-cheese-skills-showdown-23310755 and rafe may have been a sobbing mess after reading about endangered snails in hawaii. loo…

QUICK HITS lol what the fuck is wrong with people, actually voting for trump? honestly not even about being a republican but the fact he lies almost every speech he gives and he has admitted to having no respect for women and he stole money from a charity?! like what? this is a person you The post I’m Tired, Boss appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…

QUICK HITS HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it The post SPOOKTACULAR 202…

QUICK HITS NEXT WEEK IS SPOOKTACULAR!!! rafe ate a fancy new dessert at jack in the box!! caleb had a super good weekend, except the constant drama with the goddamn dishwasher and maybe those allergies. and hey, are you ready for a starburst conspiracy? and caleb watched a HORNY movie with the scientist. also he The post Crunchy Tapioca appeared fi…

QUICK HITS caleb regales with dog shit stories, his renn faire finds, what’s going on with shots, and how come we keep changing the day of podcast movie night. there’s a hunt for a leather chair, there’s a water pick mishap – listen, just listen. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes baby!!! low: food decisions The post Vinegar Fingers appeared fi…

QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK IS OVER. GGs GRAZER. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week rafe tried duke nukem and blood and wow, she loves being bad at games with fun people. melania trump is pro-choice!! there’s magic the gathering commander drama, with four cards being banned and WotC taking over?! caleb got the big shots, and also SUNDAY SUNDAY The post…

QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK TIME TO VOTE. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week couple taking uber were in a horrible wreck and can’t sue the company for damages: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy9j8ldp0lo https://www.npr.org/2024/10/02/nx-s1-5136615/uber-car-crash-lawsuit-uber-eats-arbitration-terms caleb confirms allergy stuff is getting stronger EV…

QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK APPROACHES. are you prepared?!?! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week seriously though, fuck uber eats. even following all their rules, they don’t want to refund or try to get your food to you. rafe read some good news! maybe we can do more do trap carbon. maybe. read more about equatic’s carbon removal here. caleb The post It…

QUICK HITS rafe might get a CHEESE MAKER SOON. caleb had some ups and downs, mostly downs, but he did see beetlejuice 2 and gives a SPOILER-FREE rundown. will throwing everything out in the open help rafe stay organized? probably not. read more about the out-in-the-open technique here. how much would you love to find The post Accidental Fasting app…

QUICK HITS everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help! caleb had The post Joy is Different Than Terror appeared …

QUICK HITS caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you The post That’s How You Get Ants appear…

QUICK HITS there’s gonna be a oasis tour?! guess what, it’s too hot. and what’s with playdough sizes these days? caleb finished the 3 body problem and started on the OG dracula. caleb loves this mexican cuisine chef that started on PBS! he’s going to make sushi and STEAK for the next final fantasy randomizer’s The post A Series of Fortunate Events …

QUICK HITS uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” The post Art of a Hit appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…

QUICK HITS rafe spends a LOT of time complaining about going into the office lol. caleb complained a LOT about adobe pdf online. it’s a copmlaining kind of day. hey be careful where you travel!!! where not to travel: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/current-travel-advisories-warnings-us-state-department HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: bloons m…

QUICK HITS caleb may have destroyed a wall. but there were so many good things this weekend! like otakon visitors, the 3 body problem by cixin liu, and a new music project. also rafe saw one of those ugly tesla trucks! it was so dumb! caleb says discogs.com is a great place for album info. The post Getting Cultured appeared first on rafe hates cale…

QUICK HITS rafe is on a feel-good kick (mostly. mostly). read about the 30 best comedy movies, responsible furniture, how to get organized, stop google from putting your location data on other people’s phones, who has the best coffee ice cream, and see the amazing vacuum robo dog! calebs saw deadpool & wolverine!! no spoilers; The post Mood Boost a…

QUICK HITS rafe is absolutely unhinged with her amazon reviews. also if you like a little spooky read, she enjoyed the DEMON AT THE WINDOW, which is about provincetown’s “devil of the dunes” https://www.trulyhorror.com/the-demon-at-the-window-provincetown-devil-of-the-dunes caleb saw longlegs! no big spoilers; caleb liked it mostly. he’s also readi…

QUICK HITS caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS. also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote The post Crank T…

QUICK HITS just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not). caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb The post Bearas…

QUICK HITS why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy! also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: time off/ eggs benedict The post Panic at the Capit…

QUICK HITS check out the blending lab if you’re ever in los angeles! and check out the chocolate tours in san francisco. sunday 3pm eastern final fantasy randomizer WATCH CALEB! WOMEN’S STRIKE 2024 IS APPROACHING!! https://action.womensmarch.com/events/women-s-strike-2024 “No spending, No work, No school On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of…

QUICK HITS what the fuck is arizona doing? you all better be ready to vote NO on SCR 1044. elected officials NEED ending terms!! https://www.azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/2R/summary/S.SCR1044ELEC_ASPASSEDCOW.pdf caleb is back and gets to tell us all about vacationing in california, the distant tornadoes, horrible downward spiral of panera bread, and the …

QUICK HITS all about consty!!! our buddy, linford, has cheerfully agreed to be the guest today. and we had so much fun. he gives some juicy details about the le mans 24hr endurance race next week, and explains the appeal of a couple games – destiny 2, ghost of tshushima, and elden ring. and we The post It Was Just Last Year appeared first on rafe h…

QUICK HITS AI isn’t ready in broad help situations and people need to stop trying to make it fit every situation. google’s AI cannot be trusted and is being FORCED on users! use this URL, to get clean google web results: https://udm14.com/ rafe talks about anti-cicada bug suit shopping and duck detective is super cute! The post Where’s My Wife appe…

QUICK HITS rafe read the news again. news about the collapse of humanity, and also how horrible people are working on small changes to contraception laws so that eventually, they may not be allowed a ALL. https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-collapse-is-coming-will-humanity-adapt https://time.com/6977434/birth-control-contraception-access-griswol…

QUICK HITS caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein The post Your Civic Duty appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…

QUICK HITS well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week. SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the The post A Cheesy Episode appeared first on rafe hate…

QUICK HITS rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big? watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe The post High Praise for Bullet Train…

QUICK HITS caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ. rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/ also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-f…

QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy The post Statement Pants appeared first on rafe hates…

QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Th…

QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-starte…