Best Roan Robbins Podcasts (2025)

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Fyre Fest 2 Scam, Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? Wedding Bus Tour, Serial Killer in New England, and ChatGPT’s Carbon Footprint 46:31

8d ago46:31

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Fyre Fest II is back… and already canceled again. The gals break down who’s dumb enough to buy tickets, plus the chaotic $333 wedding bus tour, a serial killer on the loose in New England, and a hiker who ignored rescuers because he thought they were spam calls. RIP Pope Francis and we’re blaming JD Vance. Also, Laura’s bachelorette is coming up, C…

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Katy Perry Goes to Space and Other Headlines We Didn’t Expect 51:21

15d ago51:21

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This week on Risky Business News, Mae and Laura blast off with Blue Origin’s all-female space flight - featuring none other than Katy Perry sending her friend to space. From awkward PR stunts to cringe-worthy quotes, the girls break down everything wrong with this chaotic launch. Then they spiral into the rest of the week’s mess: KTLA’s appalling v…

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White Lotus Season Finale, Duke’s Bad PR, NYC Porta Potty Crisis 48:24

23d ago48:24

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The gals are spiraling over the White Lotus finale and Mike White’s war on common sense. Laura and Mae have thoughts - mostly about poison pina coladas, mysterious dads, and why Duke University took it so personally. A sushi restaurant in Queens is getting wrecked by an MTA porta potty (we wish that was a joke). A Williamsburg bathhouse is serving …

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Chappell Roan on Motherhood and Sean Kingston guilty of Fraud! 52:35

26d ago52:35

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The Gals are chatting about the AI chat bots getting bummed out from our problems. Laura needs to stop unloading on her poor chat bot. A woman at the DFW airport wore her birthday suit and was found covered in blood??? Imagine sitting next to her in 19A. A polygamist in Ohio has more rizz than Pete Davidson. Sean Kingston and his MOTHER are facing …

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White House Group Chat fail, 23andMe Bankruptcy, Presidential Portrait 56:10

1M ago56:10

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On this weeks ep we are group texting war plans! We go over the The Atlantic journalist who found himself in the most cursed group chat of all time. Trump's new Colorado portrait, we think its a pretty kind interpretation! Forever 21 AND 23andMe are going out of business, tough to be a company in your 20s! Even tougher to be a woman around former N…

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Astronauts, Kanye, Southwest Airlines and Popper Panic 54:22

1M ago54:22

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This week, the gals are diving into the latest buzz, from the mysterious new ‘menty B’ taking the spotlight according to Republican lawmakers. Find out if you have it! Plus, the astronauts stuck in space for months might finally have a way back to Earth, but honestly, who wants to return? Spoiler alert: not them. Meanwhile, Kanye West and Kim Karda…

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New Tell All Book on Facebook Scandals & Mel Robbins plagiarism?! 40:19

2M ago40:19

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Girlbossing too close to the sun? This week the gals into the explosive new tell all ‘Careless People’ by the newest Meta whistleblower, Sarah Wynn-Williams. She’s really out here 8 years after getting fired alleging sexual misconduct that goes all the way to the top and accusing the one and only Sheryl Sandberg of making her purchase $13k of linge…

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DOGE Gets HACKED, Poppi Soda gets HUMBLED and the SCANDAL with Macron's wife 53:02

2M ago53:02

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This week the gals are talking Macron's wife, DOGE getting hacked, A feline that works for the feds, and Poppi soda's tonedeaf superbowl ad. Mae's father in law came in hot with some serious tea on Macron's wife. HOW are we just now findng out shes a dinosaur with great skincare (don't cancel us for being ageist). Kendrick Lamar has some new subjec…

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Diddy’s lawyer QUITS, OnlyFans influencer’s big surprise, IVFing a strangers baby and Brian Johnson EMBARRASSED 50:16

2M ago50:16

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This week on Risque Business News, we’re braving NYC’s wind tunnels and diving headfirst into unhinged mayhem. First up: a woman in Georgia gave birth… to someone else’s baby thanks to an IVF clinic oopsie. Love that for her! The OnlyFans girlies are back at it - two adult stars claimed to be pregnant immediately after setting world records for the…

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The REAL Reason Why Eggs So Expensive? Plus, A Subway Birth & The TikTok Creep Under Investigation 46:54

2M ago46:54

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The gals are back, and this week, it’s all about eggs, scams, and the miracle of life on public tranportation. That’s right - someone stole $40K worth of eggs (how?!), a woman gave birth on the NYC subway (iconic), and TikTok’s worst pickup artist is now an international menace. Meanwhile, Trader Joe’s might be selling live chickens, and Estonia ju…

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Kanye Spent HOW Much on a Super Bowl Ad?! + The Egg Farm Nightmare 54:10

3M ago54:10

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The gals are joined on this episode by the legendary international podcast star Greg (the cat) Normand and Mae takes a mid pod break to put on a burka and feed her newborn baby out of her literal breasts #metal. Gangs all here! No you can’t see her boobs (not even on Patreon) but feel free to imagine. This episode is as chaotic as Kanye west this w…

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DEI to MEI and a Compromised Treasury 46:58

3M ago46:58

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Welp! The gals are finally discussing the orange elephant in the Oval Office. Mae covers Trumps rollback on DEI department hires and his switch to MEI. He’s also hoping to give trans military employees the boot so to speak. We talk about the trans military members that meet his MEI metrics and are fighting back. Laura gives a run down of how everyo…

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Mae Has a Baby (on Zoom) 54:59

3M ago54:59

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The gals are back! But on zoom. Laura is in Cali getting Hyatt points with a nosey maintenance man and Mae just had her baby! They talk Mae’s birth story, spoiler alert nature is METAL and breastfeeding sucks, literally. Laura tells hospital horror stories and funny sex gone wrong. Not in a sexy grays anatomy way. And Mae tells the story of a cop g…

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Access Astrology 31:00

3M ago31:00

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Blogtalk disappears Jan 31st- . We are then taking 2 weeks off and will re- appear Tuesday nights at 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 Pacific- live- and available recorded- on our facebook page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063589601106 on our you tube channel @AccessAstrology, and other venues when we figure them out. Meanwhile-This week- Janurary …

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What in the Masculine Energy is happening to Mark Zuckerberg? 1:04:46

4M ago1:04:46

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The girls talk about how the more Zuck is turning F*Boi, the wilder he gets. Impending divorce alert! Laura breaks down his interview with Joe Rogan where he outlines how Meta will no longer fact-check. Because everyone knows info on Facebook our alcoholic aunt reposted is always factual Tiktok is officially getting banned! The girls can’t tell if …

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Lily Phillips gets banned from AirBnB, Camel Beauty pageant, Baldoni Sues 57:26

4M ago57:26

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This week on the pod the ladies are talking some RISQUE topics starting off with a Camel Beauty Pageant in Saudi Arabia with some shocking Performance Enhancing Drugs in use (we're talking botox central!). Mae is having this baby any minute now, so in the spirit of parenthood we talk about the world's worst mother. Lily Phillips the now famous Only…

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Blake Lively Ends Justin Baldoni and Laura Loomer fights Elon Musk 1:13:00

4M ago1:13:00

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It's the start of 2025 and people are FIGHTING! We're talking about Mae's body fighting through these last few weeks of pregnancy, Elon Musk fighting alt-right troll Laura Loomer and Blake Lively fighting midwestern mom's/Justin Baldoni. Follow us @risquebusinessnews @mae_planert @laurasogar and tell your friends! #itendswithus #blakelively #laural…

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Access Astrology 30:00

4M ago30:00

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This week brings Jupiter square Saturn, forming a t-square with Mercury, and a broody Scorpio Moon on Christmas-what will that mean for you?Anne Ortelee, Mark Wolz, and Heather Roan Robbins are experienced astrologers dedicated to making real, quality astrology accessible to all. Here they talk about the astrological conditions of the week ahead, w…

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Drones for Nukes?! Luigi's new Lawyer, Fortnite Granny and AirBnB nightmares 57:08

4M ago57:08

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Drones over Jersey? A grandma that’s cool as hell, a “designer” from hell takes over an Airbnb, and a Luigi Mangione update The gals chat up top about seeing ‘Anora’ and viewing the worst Christmas movie in history, the Family Stone. Spoilers ahead Drones over Jersey?!?! WTF is going on with these drones over Jersey and NYC? Unsettling new theories…

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Luigi Captured, Hawk Tuah Down, Jay-Z fights back and Robot AI gone WILD 48:19

5M ago48:19

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The sexy CEO assassin captured, Jay-Z is fired up, hawk tuah girl needs to talk tuah lawyer and robots are about to steal our jobs! The gals talk about Luigi Mangione, everyone’s fav assassin. Should we be glamorizing this? Absolutely not. Was it kind of nice to have the entire country unite for a few days? You betcha. Jay-Z is firing back at a Jan…

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Crypto Mogul eats a $6.2 Million Banana 58:38

5M ago58:38

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This week on the pod the ladies discuss Justin Sun, the crypto mogul who decided to dip his toes into the world of fine art. Justin hit the news when he purchased the "Comedian" art installation (it's just a Publix banana taped to a wall, literally) and ate it. We also talk about an IVF clinic that needs to put some of its employees on PIP. Greg al…

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Access Astrology December 2, 2024 31:00

5M ago31:00

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This week Mercury is retrograde- and forms a t-square with Saturn and Jupiter, Venus trines Uranus, then enters Aquarius and conjuncts Pluto on Friday, aMars turns retrograde and Neptune turns direct- What will this mean for you? Anne Ortelee, Mark Wolz, and Heather Roan Robbins are experienced astrologers dedicated to making real, quality astrolog…

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Thanksgiving Time Crimes! 42:50

5M ago42:50

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The gals talk about Matt Gaetz, of 17 year old loving fame, being put up for Attorney General and the upcoming ethics meeting. (Yes, we know this story has some significant updates but hey - we enjoyed chatting about it!) The T man is really putting together a real life avengers team of misfits isn’t he? A New York woman has gone on so many dates t…

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Vatican's New Mascot, Presidential Factoids and Peanut the Squirrel Martyr! 50:25

6M ago50:25

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It's election season! Recorded on Election night, we talk about as many non-political things we can find! Yes we know it's Saturday, it's been a chaotic week! Stop yelling at us! This week's pod covers the new mascot for the Vatican (its not a choir boy, don't worry), Peanut the Squirrel's unfortunate demise and some weird quirks of previous presid…

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Access Astrology- election eve. 30:00

6M ago30:00

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This week the Sun trines Saturn, Venus, now out of bounds, quincunx Uranus and squares Neptune, - what will that mean for you? Anne Ortelee, Mark Wolz, and Heather Roan Robbins are experienced astrologers dedicated to making real, quality astrology accessible to all. Here they talk about the astrological conditions of the week ahead, what those ast…

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Timothée Chalamet look-a-like Contest ARREST 53:09

6M ago53:09

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It's election season and we worked VERY HARD to find you non-political stories! Tell that cortisol to bother somewhere else! First, we dive into the chaos at NYC’s Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest. Organized by a producer with ties to Mr. Beast, the event went off the rails with a few 'police brutality' arrests and a surprise cameo from Timmy hi…

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Abercrombie CEO Arrested, Grey's writer fakes cancer and MAX SPINELLI - debut comedy special! 45:48

6M ago45:48

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Guest alert! We've got funny man, Max Spinelli, on the pod celebrating the launch of his brand new debut special "Finish Your Croissant". He leads our super serious discussion of Mae's pregnant cans. We also talk about a few business topics including the ARREST of former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries for sex trafficking. Apparently, this m…

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FTX LinkedIn Flex, Hurricane Escapes & NYC Renovation Nightmares 49:05

7M ago49:05

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In this episode, we go over FTX leader Ryan Salame's new LinkedIn update, where he just announced his exciting new role... as an inmate. What will this “authentic king” learn about B2B sales behind bars? We can't wait to find out. Next up, Laura shares her harrowing adventure in the middle of a Florida hurricane, narrowly escaping disaster—by the h…

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Moo Deng, Chappell Roan, Airplane Fights, Jury Duty 52:01

7M ago52:01

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This week we're taking a break from all the serious scary world news to bring you some absolute softball topics. We're talking lowwww stakes people. From the controversy behind viral pygmy hippo sensation, Moo Deng's, pork-themed name to the fight to keep Pesto the penguin off Ozempic. This episode is an easy breezy listen!! Enjoy! #pesto #podcast …

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Access Astrology 3:00

7M ago3:00

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This week brings a solar eclipse and Venus, Mars, and Saturn form a grand trine in water signs-- what will that mean for you? Anne Ortelee, Mark Wolz, and Heather Roan Robbins are experienced astrologers dedicated to making real, quality astrology accessible to all. Here they talk about the astrological conditions of the week ahead, what those astr…

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What did Eric Adams do!? PLUS Diddy Updates 1:01:16

7M ago1:01:16

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This week on the pods your ladies are talking local politics!! We're digging into the drama behind NYC Mayor Eric Adams and his strange obsession with Turkey (the country). Should we pay politicians more? Why did Eric Adams give Diddy the keys to NYC? Lets find out! Speaking of Diddy... the plot thickens. What is his tie in with Justin Bieber? How …

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Behind the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: TikTok Fame, Church Scandals and Great Hair 58:50

7M ago58:50

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The gals talk the new Hulu reality show Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. What are their actual net worths? How did they blow up on TikTok, and what scandals have flown under the radar? Plus, we have to talk about their unbelievably perfect hair— how do they do it? Is it extensions or is Joseph Smith himself their stylist? Laura and Mae also talk Teen …

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Kanye West and his Beautiful Dark Dilapidated Mansion 50:06

8M ago50:06

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This week the gals gab a little about life updates including Laura being exposed to the elements in Norway… camping.. laura! Intentionally! What a world. Speaking of being exposed to the elements the ladies break down the absolutely batshit story of Kanye West and his spite tear down of architecture legend Tadao Ando's Malibu mansion. A full breakd…

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News Round Up! Zuck apology, AI MAGA THOTs, Hunter Biden goes to time out, Taylor and Travis forever? 39:37

8M ago39:37

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Hot people getting in trouble: the gals talk about Taylor and Travis’ leaked “PR plan” to break up end of September, Zuckerberg apologizes for censorship … also who does he think he is looking that fine? Hunter Biden Is in some big boi trouble and Laura just found out he banged his deceased brothers wife. Where is this movie?! Right-wing hot girls …

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Access Astrology 9/9/24 31:00

8M ago31:00

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This week Mercury enters Virgo and sextiles Mars, Venus quincunx Saturn, the Sun squares Jupiter and Venus trines Jupiter, what will that mean for you? Anne Ortelee, Mark Wolz, and Heather Roan Robbins are experienced astrologers dedicated to making real, quality astrology accessible to all. Here they talk about the astrological conditions of the w…

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Are the Mr.Beast Scandals legit? 59:46

8M ago59:46

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The girls talk about the one and only Mr. Beast. His rise to fame and recent scandals that have recently plagued him. Is it possible his charity work is staged? How much of his facade is real? Former employees have been putting out some wild accusations and some have wild accusations of their own. Do we think that the former employees are leeching …

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Risque Business News X Cargo Cult Crossover. The single greatest mashup of all time 1:16:18

8M ago1:16:18

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We chat with our pals from Cargo Cult, @NaomiKaravani and @PeopleConspire. The gang chats about sharks in South America having a BRAT summer. These sharks are 365 party girls on C*caine and other drugs. Good for them! (We kid, don’t do drugs! D.A.R.E etc et). Get yourself a guy that give you a bouquet of Legos. Lego dealers are the new bad boyz in …

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