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Badvice Episode 79: Dinner Parties w/Matt Hoffman
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54:58Hoffman pops into the studio to talk about wild dinner parties, AI Robin replaces real Robin, bad gift givers, sleeping with your boss, wearing a top hat to therapy, popping in at Bloor West Village, cashiers and security guards, anti depressants making a son less funny, printing an apology in a book of essays, Jigsaw stops by, and more!…
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Badvice Episode 78: Not Safe For Women w/Matt Hoffman
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1:13:32This week Hoffman joins us to ask the Magic 8 Ball some questions, therapy being a red flag, a grandma with an Instagram for her cat, a Star Wars themed wedding, catfishing, lingerie models and their bosses, Kwanza, Mel Gibson, Robin thinks the moon is a planet, neighborhood elections, cancelled bits, a wrestling promo, and more!…
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How to tell a bride to cover up, Gorjan unites all men, cut bits, a horse with a racist name, Chicken Soup for the Adult Soul, Robin's attempt at a musing, small penis mockery, lie to people about being in therapy, body amputations for pranks, tummy tucks vs. gut tucks, killing a puppy to save Shakespeare, and bad actors; all that this week on Badv…
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Badvice Episode 76: Checkers w/ Connor
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1:15:03Woah, are we back? Who the fuck knows. This (Last February) week, Connor sits down to talk about paying for drinks on dates, Hoffman calls in with a similar story, we can't tell if someone is gay or a homophobe, Armie Ham is eating people remember?, #FootFetishOnFleek, I invent NetFucks, we should bring our own cutlery to restaurants, Connor visits…
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Badvice Episode 75: Still Here w/Matt Hoffman
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1:11:56A webisode brings us back from the dead. Gorjan drinks too much and yells, old people 69'ing, Robin's dog, signing the divorce papers is a BIG DEAL, Ryan fucks someone's dad, banging your partner's parents, the young dating the old, having an affair with a doctor, Trivial Pursuit isn't so trivial, Hoffman has a new mic, Robin has a new podcast, f-s…
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Badvice Episode 74: RIP E. Jean Carroll w/Matt Hoffman
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1:36:18Badvice is back for it's bi-monthly episode. This time around, Hoffman broke quarantine and came over to record an episode. We talk TikTok FOMO, RIP to E Jean, writing about your friends in stories, seeking the same therapist, a husband won't let his wife see their home, QAnon is cool, a wife becomes a "Karen", taking baths in your neighbours batht…
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Who missed Robin? I sure did! Sorry, "didn't", "I sure didn't." This week on the podcast we talk mask problems, Robin brings in an old advice column, "LADIES!", managers totally goofing on their employees, getting hung up while trying to give someone an opportunity, neighbors calling the police on groups of people for hanging out, taking up skirt p…
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Badvice Episode 72: R u okay? w/Matt Hoffman
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2:00:10Welcome back to an all virtual episode of the once hit show. Hoffman is back for his 21st appearance on the show, and we talk about it all. Words of the day, threesomes with your father, rhyming names, Hoffman's little black book, Gorjan gets ganged up on, dating multiple women and having kids with them, did OJ really do it, never lie about what yo…
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I've been talking to myself in my apartment for weeks anyways, might as well record some of it. The solo episode features a deadlier version of slow walkers, having the hots for your brother-in-law, how many stuff animals is too many for a 12 year old boy, licking knives, incels politely asking for sex, disruptors ruin everything, the coolest boss …
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Badvice Episode 70: Wax to the Max w/Connor
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1:39:31By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 69: Pi Co w/Elsbeth McCall
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1:35:01By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 68: Peeping Tom w/Matt Hoffman
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1:55:46By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 67: Woof w/Nick & Austin
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2:30:29Crossover with Nick and Austin from the Did Somebody Say Movies? podcast! We talk Christmas movie lines, dating your step sibling, Service Ontario/Canada, transparent circle stickers on packaging, Best Sellers list don't mean jack, I increase my height on my ID card, being left out of your SO's Christmas exchange, Christmas babies make everyone's l…
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Badvice Episode 66: Hot August Night w/Matt Hoffman!
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1:25:05We did the math... this is Hoffman's 12th episode! At this point he pays us to come on. We get into real dolls, Robin's blue/green text adventure, people who save seats in theaters, E. Jean quickies, Hoffman sings, people who start walking just as you are about to pass them, holiday shopping, celebrating Hanukkah without being Jewish, brainwashed c…
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Badvice Episode 65: Jazz Hands w/Kathryn
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1:45:21This week we talk Oxford banning clapping, Chad the Dad calls in with fatherly advice, a woman sets up her own personal Bachelor, a sex strike leads to no pancakes, too many men are scratching their crotches, a father's buried treasure sparks a thieving son, public school libraries, report cards on the fridge, nicknames cause mom panic, Taylor Swif…
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Badvice Episode 64: You'll Never Be Cliff Booth w/Hoffman
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1:41:22Yikes. Big ooph. Feel free to skip this one, cause it falls off the rails ASAP. We got Hoffman in time for Robin's going away special! I met a ton of celebrities, personal assistants, margaritas, writing gay sex scenes with your mom, Hoffman asks his parents how their sex life is, Robin is putting out an audio book, how to break up with a guy, cele…
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Badvice Episode 63: Where's Dudley? w/Guled Abdi
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1:57:40It's Fall y'all, and Guled Abdi (TallBoyz, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBC and CBC Gem) stops by to talk TA's sending accidental texts, Gorjan's blocked on MSN, Robin's in the normal name minority, weird breathing techniques, Robin's cat-sitting tale, celebrities called into the show, leaving a Yelp review for your brother and his wife, being poisoned by…
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Badvice Episode 62: This Blows Goats
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1:10:31We finally get call ins working this week, and test it out with Hoffman and a surprise guest. We talk how to tell if someone is a virgin, how long to wait for something before giving up, wedding plus ones, slipping love notes at work, scratch off lottery tickets, playing the harmonica, deaf Uber drivers, suspenders and sweatpants, Ronald McDonald, …
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Badvice Episode 61: Burrito Bowl with Matt and Josh
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1:32:23Hoffman is in town this week, and he brought his mysterious friend Josh into the Badvice studio with him. We talk all things Jewish, lingerie parties, burrito bowls, what's your password for things, Josh brings up the past, shabbos goys, playing dreidel on a Google Home, asking parents permission for marriage, banging your half-sibling, and our tru…
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Badvice Episode 60: 충고 w/Scott Walsh
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1:36:30Scott joins us this week before returning back to South Korea to answer some hard hitting advice questions. We talk about sleeping in separate beds, Hoffman sends us a voicemail from New York, a hetero flexible woman who's only into men with deep voices, doctors on airplanes, fist bumps in the office, people can see what you like on Instagram, TERF…
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Badvice Episode 59: Proud Republican w/Connor Reeves
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1:45:54I didn't post this before I left for PEI, but that's fine. I still didn't edit it though. Connor comes in this week and becomes a proud republican dad, kitchen sinks are at the perfect dick height, peeing your pants on a road trip, button fly jeans, prisoners should be hairless, Connor buys some crypto currency to make a purchase online, Robin's le…
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Badvice Episode 58: A Slight Addiction To Crack w/Matt Hoffman
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1:34:36Hoffman celebrates Canada with us this week on Badvice. We listen to him read a magazine for ten minutes, brothers that are dating, jerking it to cartoons, Robin would cheat on her husband in a coma, Gorjan gets a BitCoin, getting Tinder notifications while you're showing a girl something on your phone, Hoffman went to an underwear party, stopping …
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Badvice Episode 57: Dog Bank w/Connor Reeves
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1:49:45Connor Reeves joins the podcast this week to talk about his first time getting high, what dog is on the 100 dollar dog bill, kissing your brother, inheritances, black salt, new restaurant ideas, John Wick, you shouldn't have to pay for the subway until you step foot on it, being high in a revolving door, and let's put it this way, this is one of ou…
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It's a spicy episode this week. We talk praying in the bathroom, forbidden love, dying moms, toe ticklers, toothless lovers, schedule gatekeepers, bad blowjobs, adults who ride on scooters, and 19 year old wives.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Thinks are getting back to normal at the Badvice studio. This week we cover basKITS, having babies, cooking in the dark heightens your senses, Masterchef Marijuana, being dehydrated, sexting in a car full of kids, change your friend group every 5 years, 8 year olds on Instagram, splitting the bill, and if someone ever grabs your SO's ass you should…
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Badvice Episode 54: We're On YouTube
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1:56:45What a week! Robin is back, albeit for a brief amount of time, so we'll squeeze all the funny out of her before she leaves us again. We're experimenting with video now, so head over to Badvice Podcast on YouTube if you wanna get a face full of us. This week we talk bathroom drains, feeling pity for teachers dealing with parents, what exactly is a p…
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Badvice Episode 53: WNBC w/Connor and Matt
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1:28:28With Robin back next week, we have a boys sendoff with Connor and Matt. We tackle swimming trunks, opening mail, having sex with others to save the marriage, playing other people's pianos makes a comeback, catching hot dogs and t-shirts, having your own personal chef, grocery shopping gripes, plastic straws, Hoffman can't cook, and Nicole Kidman.…
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Badvice Episode 52: The Bathroom Show w/Matt Hoffman
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1:35:16Hoffman is back in the studio this week where we tackle too much bathroom etiquette, being stuck in the back seat of a car with quiet talkers, cashiers on stools, coworkers oversharing, marathon volunteers, how much does the 1% make, Google Home Mini gets a thorough workout, telling people to lose weight, compliment conundrums, and boyfriends hitti…
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Badvice Episode 51: Shen Yun w/Alice and Iain
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1:24:43We're back after a brief hiatus! All will return to normal soon, but until then join Alice and Iain this week as we talk about peeing yourself at work, Shen Yun conspiracies, San Pellegrino, James Franco's Gucci jacket, making fun of people with canes, someone brings crabs to the buffet, and taking someone to bonetown in a ski mask.…
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Badvice Episode 50: Fist Bumps w/Kathryn Lyons
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2:32:49We got Kat back this week to talk handshakes vs. fistbumps, mascots, engineering tests at school, favoring twins, garbage presents and garbage pranks, we take a trip to Italy, trying to send back a sponsored immigrant, Kathryn has never played letter peek-a-boo, breast milk cooking, secret cousin marriage, and more in this long episode! Don't like …
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Badvice Episode 49: Bird Calls w/Connor Reeves
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2:02:30It's a long boy this week, with my long boy Connor. This week we talk about surprises, bird calls, birthday gifts on the cheap, the saddest bingo hall in existence, loud co-workers, odd kid names, Chinese food woes, interrogation windows, and dealing with those fat cats at home.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 48: That's Not What I Heard w/Matt Hoffman
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1:13:39That's right, we're switching formats! We're going from weekly to... when I get around to it. So until Robin's back, enjoy some staggered content. We got Hoffman in the studio this week with some No Name beer, Roll Up vs. Flip the Lip, gaining weight in a relationship, are you smarter than the smartest dog, dating a prisoner, lesbian catfish, breas…
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Keeping it short and sweet this week. We talk about troublesome disc jockey's, he brings in a musing from my brother, uncovered coughing, 8th grade bullies, breastfeeding is both allowed and not allowed, and my dinner with Jerry.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 46: Gravy Train w/Kathryn Lyons
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1:44:05Longest. Episode. Yet. We got Kathryn in the Badvice studio this week where we cover interrupting Amber alerts, deaf relationships, swimming shorts inner-netting, proper eating etiquette, self driving cars, Kat's revelation, recycling avocados, gravy trains, Jordan Peterson, birthday confusion, and people who don't stand up to let you pass.…
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Badvice Episode 45: Apple w/Caitlin Russell
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1:05:29The Russ herself shows up in the studio this week to talk all sorts of things. T-Pain advice, building bowls, Caitlin finds a goldmine of assholes on the internet, snowmagedon, pussy drones, ugly shirts, defensive boyfriends, GOOP, and trying to impress your date.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 44: Missing Fingers
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1:26:53This podcast has never been more about nothing than this week. We take a look at old family photos, grocery stores, small penis problems, lost fingers, middle name woes, and cheaping out at the airport.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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We take a look at yet another person ruining a concert, signing up your friend for newsletters as a goof, how long do people take to shower, stealing jokes and branding them as your own, scary movies aren't for anybody, and Cold Stone Creamery needs to cut out the singing.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 42: Third Nip w/Chareese McLaughlin
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1:24:48Chareese barged into the podcast lounge this week with a ton of great stuff. We talk about backpages, third nipple fantasies, breaking chairs, cheating on spouses, losing virginities, and billionaires.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 41: Uniquely Something w/Matt Hoffman
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1:26:49Robin was able to squeeze in a quick Badvice before evacuating the country, and Hoffman was in town for unrelated reasons, meaning we got a big ol' episode this week! How old can coffee get before it's undrinkable, homemade porn without the person knowing, racist babies, stray cats, what to do when you suspect your therapist is bringing your boyfri…
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Badvice Episode 40: Writing To Prisoners w/Connor Reeves
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1:31:46Connor shows up to the studio today to discuss where the tallest tree in the world is, offensive names, open carrying a sword, what to do when your boss intimidates you, banging people you shouldn't be banging, and an amazing tangent about prisoners.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 39: Chihuahuas w/Isaac Naziri
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1:07:07This year on the podcast, my resolution is to not begin any of these with "This week". This episode, I bring my friend Isaac on who had a chance to fire a bazooka on his travels, I think that social scores could be a good thing, self driving cars, people lie about their height, Isaac coins the best term for angry short guys, things get sticky in th…
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Badvice Episode 38: New Year Bonanza w/Stefan
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1:46:47It's the god damn end of the year spectacular! I bring on my blood brother, Stefan. It's a hot topic week, so buckle up. We talk about peeing into sinks, racist nicknames for our little ones, the toilets and racists of Australia, a few pieces of coal almost destroy a family, a dead cat causes the owner grief for the wrong reason, deciding what chil…
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Badvice Episode 37: The Nutcracker w/David Dunkelman
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55:14Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Well, not yet, but you know what I mean. This week we have David Dunkelman on and we crack open how useless nutcrackers actually are, being forced to attend something you don't want to attend, don't get drunk at your girlfriend's daughter's New Years party, and dropping out of highschool to play Fortnite is actuall…
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Badvice Episode 36: Lack of Development w/Tommy Marshall
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1:17:23The first episode without Robin! Does it suck? Listen and find out! Today I got to bro-down with realistically okay friend Tommy Marshall. We talk fine wine, visiting a remote island with locals stuck in the stone age, Yahoo Answers is full of racists, not telling your kids about Santa Clause, and a Mr. Mrs. Clause causes some family drama.…
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This week we kind of gloss over how the podcast will work without Robin for 3 months but who cares! We talk about massive "beanies" women wear, Robin gets redpilled by a Lyft driver, improve your improv before you start inviting your friends to your shows, Robin has never heard of a free ski weekend for listening to a timeshare pitch, who would giv…
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Badvice Episode 34: Lest We Forget w/Matt Hoffman
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1:00:47Hoffman is back again so soon, but will also be gone for quite a while so suck it up folks. This show goes off the rails with a failed attempt of incorporating a soundboard, a threesome is harder to plan than most people think, a pre 9/11 dating advice book gives us a misogynist blast from the past, a creepy uncle needs to be evicted from the famil…
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What a freaking week it's been. This time around we talk about eavesdropping on interviews, a lot of penis talk which I am sorry about, red wine, imperfections that people have, single men who want children, Cheaper by the Dozen, people who celebrate the holidays way too early, Robin's red sweater, and pot destroys a musicians life.…
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Badvice Episode 32: What's Happening To My Body?
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56:17This week I learn the truth about Meatloaf, Robin get's schooled on American Chopper, "What's Happening To My Body: A Book For Girls" was on Robin's reading list as a kid, lesbian BDSM sex on a budget, a man struggles between choosing two women, a baby bear brings Robin to tears, and don't bring presents on the second date.…
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Badvice Episode 31: Daggering w/Matt Hoffman
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1:09:30This week we got seasoned veteran Matt Hoffman back. Robin gets a new nickname from Starbucks, erotic fantasies from Craigslist, showering in the morning versus at night, daggering sounds dangerous but also kind of fun, we find out where to get Adderall, and make sure you go out and vote, or don't.By Robin Hebb and Gorjan Veletic
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Badvice Episode 30: Promposal w/Jonah Brunet
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1:19:54This week, on a very special Badvice..... It's a DOUBLE celebration!! Not only because our podcast hit a new milestone (Thirty, Flirty and THRIVING) but our own sweet little Gorjan gets a little bit older too! We have G's old roommate and BFF Jonah Brunet as a guest. Jonah checks our facts on Bing, blasts us like it's Rosh Hashanah and helps us pla…
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