Best Squaresoft Podcasts (2025)

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FTMR 196: Ron Killings, Haitch ain't shit and Squaresoft 1:03:09

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t’s just roc raw and Sonny Kolfax holding it down this week—Face got jumped in the NXT parking lot (again). We talk about the triumphant return of Ron Killings and why he’s one of the realest to ever do it. Then we give Triple H that work, because honestly... Haitch ain’t shit. Somewhere along the way, we take a sharp but necessary turn into classi…

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Enchanted Arms Part 6: Dairy Queen is a Sore Subject 2:24:40

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Enchanted Arms Part 6: Dairy Queen is a Sore Subject Square Roots - Episode 471 Quest Log: 32:20 Level Up: 01:48:40 Don't talk to Matt about Dairy Queen. Or Atsuma and his stupid arm. Heck, I don't think Matt is even enjoying The Mystery Man's hijinks at this point, almost at the end, of Enchanted Arms, the cult classic FROM SOFTWARE JRPG! Also: * …

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Enchanted Arms Part 5: Gum Cutters 2:07:51

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Enchanted Arms Part 5: Gum Cutters Square Roots - Episode 470 Quest Log: 36:48 Level Up: 01:51:18 This week on Square roots, Matt really, really wants to get Johnny into the Ministry Duck, but it's just not happening. Meanwhile in FROM SOFTWARE's Enchanted Arms, we learn an important lesson about Miyazaki. Also we learn about Tokimune's sex golems,…

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Enchanted Arms Part 4: Sweats, Dunce, Pomp and Lil Guy 2:22:54

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Enchanted Arms Part 4: Sweats, Dunce, Pomp and Lil Guy Square Roots - Episode 469 Quest Log: 33:48 Level Up: 01:57:00 We're back on our nonsense! And that nonsense is both the FROM SOFTWARE classic Enchanted Arms *and* the English 80s girl band quintet Toto Coelo. Did Yuki commit the Perfect Crime getting that flute back from the rich old talk show…

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2025: Most Anticipated Games! 1:28:41

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2025 Most Anticipated Games! Square Roots - Episode 468 We're taking the week off, which somehow ended up with recording an hour and a half episode where we look through the upcoming games of 2025 and decide which we're into and which we're all like "no thanks, bro!" Some games that piqued our interest: * Middle Earth Trad-Wife Simulator * The Defi…

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Enchanted Arms Part 3: Cowboys & Plow Boys 2:23:18

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Enchanted Arms Part 3: Cowboys & Plow Boys Square Roots - Episode 467 Quest Log: 33:01 Level Up: 02:01:47 She's from [STATE REDACTED]! And he's from Florida! And HE's from Vancouver! She drinks Chamblee! He drinks IPAs! And the other he drinks Diet Pepsis, and that's okay! Nerd girls & Gator Boys & Canadian Bears, some good ol' podcastairs! All thr…

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FTMR 195: The WWE Agenda 1:16:19

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In Episode 195 of FTMR, Roc Raw, Sonny Kolfax, and Face reunite to dissect the current state of WWE. The crew dives deep into the swirling rumors about Triple H possibly being ousted, and Roc doesn't hold back on calling out what he sees as WWE’s underhanded tactics in their ongoing war with AEW. From strategic scheduling to talent poaching, we pee…

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Enhanted Arms Part 2: The Guy Who Is Always Stuck At Just Friends 2:23:20

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Enhanted Arms Part 2: The Guy Who Is Always Stuck At Just Friends Square Roots - Episode 466 Quest Log: 04:00 Level Up: 01:45:25 Welcome to London! Sure, it kind of looks like an old Tooter village, but it's actually one of the only cities on this big island we call earth! But we need to take the short walk back to Yokohama, which makes sense in th…

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Enhanted Arms Part 1: Bang-Maid 2:46:41

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Enhanted Arms Part 1: Bang-Maid Square Roots - Episode 464 Quest Log: 28:40 Level Up: 02:32:46 Dust off saxophone and charge up your magical arm, it's time for Enchanted Arms! Get it! Enchanted ARMS? Because his arm is enchanted! We discover all the little ways that Miyazaki put lil pieces of Dark and Demon's Souls into this FROM SOFTWARE turn-base…

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Grim Fandango Part 2: Johnny Troublehands 2:22:04

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Grim Fandango Part 2: Johnny Troublehands Square Roots - Episode 464 Quest Log: 27:11 Level Up: 01:49:50 Who do you call when life gives you trouble? JOHNNY TROUBLEHANDS! And he's joined by Matthew Dangerfist! Jim Blazin! And Vanessa Deathteeth! And we finish the LucasArts adventure classic, Grim Fandango! Is Grim a sociopath? Is Glottis better off…

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FTMR 194: Random musings on wrestling, NBA Playoffs and Shedur Sanders 1:10:30

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In this episode of Fuck The Main Roster, roc raw and Sonny Kolfax hold it down while Face is off-duty. The duo dives into a wide range of topics with no filter and zero prep—just raw takes and genuine laughs. From the chaos of the current wrestling landscape to thoughts on the NBA Playoffs (yes, the Lakers come up), and some spicy commentary on She…

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Grim Fandango Part 1: A Mnemonic Tube 2:36:19

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Grim Fandango Part 1: A Mnemonic Tube Square Roots - Episode 463 Quest Log: 29:00 Level Up: 02:05:00 Welcome to the BONE ZONE! This week on the Bone Zone we're checking out LucasArts's pinnacle of adventure gaming, Grim Fandango. In it you start as a reaper, which Matthew informs us is named Grim Fandango. Join these Hep Cats as we get people murde…

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FTMR 193: The Greatest Debuts of all time 1:18:25

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Back like we never left. In this episode of FTMR, Roc Raw, Sonny Kolfax, and Face chop it up about the most legendary wrestling debuts to ever hit the squared circle. From jaw-dropping surprises to era-defining moments, we break down who did it best and why some entrances hit harder than a chair shot to the dome. Tap in, argue with us in your head,…

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Grandia II Part 6: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility 2:18:47

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Grandia II Part 6: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility Square Roots - Episode 462 Quest Log: 28:40 Level Up: 01:48:15 GOTCHA! The Birthplace of the Gods was a research facility, which definitely means that Granas and Valmar were scientists who got turned into gods, and weren't aliens. With the Birthplace of the Gods being a research …

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A Belated Check-In 1:08:49

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In which the boys hop on a call to touch base and talk about what's been going on in life! Wishlist Curtis' game Negative Reverie on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3328380/Negative_Reverie/ Follow Karl on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/karlgerm Follow Alex on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mal4m You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instag…

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FTMR Episode 192 – Who Makes Stars Better: AEW or WWE? 1:15:33

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The trio is back in full force as Roc Raw, Sonny Kolfax, and the returning Face link up for another heavy-hitting episode. This week, the FTMR squad dives deep into a heated debate: which company is better at making stars in professional wrestling right now—AEW or WWE? Roc leans toward AEW, Sonny reps for WWE, and Face plays the role of Switzerland…

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Grandia II Part 5: Mareg's Bara Tiddies! 2:23:20

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Grandia II Part 5: Mareg's Bara Tiddies! Square Roots - Episode 461 Level Up Starts at 01:53:00 Johnny gets to see Mareg's big manly chest in a pre-rendered cutscene, and he does NOT shut up about it throughout this episode. Sure, the Dreamcast game's pre-rendered cutscenes have the look of 1996's Tekken 2, and the scene is bizarrely animated, but …

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FTMR 191: Attack of the Coons, Wrestlemania Review and Master P 52:36

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This week, it's just Sonny and roc holding down the fort while Face handles business elsewhere. And trust us — they had plenty to say. We kicked things off by handing out a few well-deserved "coon" labels, starting with Chad Gable for his new "El Grande Americana" gimmick. (Spoiler: he wasn't the only one who got cooked.) Then we dove headfirst int…

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Grandia II Part 4: Droppin' Hot Yomis 2:26:41

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Grandia II Part 4: Droppin' Hot Yomis Square Roots - Episode 460 Level Up Starts at 01:51:00 It's Straight Night this week on Square Roots! That's right, the gay is gone, so it's just Matthew, Jim, and Vanessa. Finally they can get to the straight truth: they love being in traffic. Also they played some more Grandia II, this time in a beefy chunker…

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FTMR 190: Tiffany Stratton looks like a White Supremacist...and Wrestlemania 1:10:16

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On this unapologetically bold episode of FTMR, we hit episode 190 like a superkick to the face. Your favorite trio — roc raw, Sonny Kolfax, and Face — return to talk Wrestlemania, betting odds, and the cultural optics of certain blondes in the WWE. roc stood ten toes down on his viral observation: Tiffany Stratton looks like she stepped out of a co…

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Grandia II Part 3: Bursting Through the Doors of the St Heim Inn 2:36:08

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Grandia II Part 3: Bursting Through the Doors of the St Heim Inn Square Roots - Episode 459 Level Up Starts at 02:08:00 This time on Square Roots Jim's off on an adventure, so it's just Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew trying to sort out what they got wrong about Switch II news this week. But things get weird in this chunk of Game Arts's Grandia II, whe…

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FTMR 189: Swerve and Booker T... 1:09:04

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On this episode of FTMR, things get real. The crew dives headfirst into the recent back-and-forth between Swerve Strickland and Booker T, and roc raw doesn’t hold back on why he’s never really rocked with Booker in the first place. Sonny Kolfax lets it fly, venting frustrations and calling out the double standards Black wrestlers still face. Face c…

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Grandia II Part 2: The Gen-X Cheech and Chong 2:36:18

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Grandia II Part 2: The Gen-X Cheech and Chong Square Roots - Episode 458 Level Up Starts at 01:55:00 Johnny asks a question that may make you spit out your drink, be warned. Do not drink any liquids while listening to this episode. But anyway! Grandia II! Game Arts's zany adventure gets into gear: you've got the evil brother, a dark secret buried u…

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Grandia II Part 1: Max Load 2:29:45

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Grandia II Part 1: Max Load Square Roots - Episode 457 Level Up Starts at 01:58:30 Are you ready to dive back into the exciting world of Game Arts's Grandia on this exciting new chapter of Square Roots? We ask all the important questions, like what is a geohound? A guy looking for rocks? A risk breaker? A dog looking for rocks? We can't be sure, bu…

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 5: Stevie Nicks, You're Going To Jail 2:21:47

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 5: Stevie Knicks, You're Going To Jail Square Roots - Episode 456 Level Up Starts at 01:57:45 We speed towards the finale of Sonical Chronicles by BioWare, fast like a hedgehog through a loop-de-loop. Does Sonic nail the landing? Or is he all out of rings? Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew debate the pros and c…

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 4: Bon Vi Von 2:36:14

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 4: Bon Vi Von Square Roots - Episode 455 Level Up Starts at 01:38:00 Finally the whole squad is back for an episode where we are definitely very good at staying on topic as we get to the strange sci-fi worlds of Chapter 7 and 8 of Sonical Chronicles! There's rock men, goo men, and even robomen! But not Eg…

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 3: The Return of Boys Night 1:45:03

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 3: The Return of Boys Night Square Roots - Episode 454 Level Up Starts at 01:15:30 With Vanessa out at a show or something, it's another BOYS NIGHT! So gather round, crack open a beer, and name your favourite monster trucks with us as we play through two more chapters of Sonical Chronicles! There's meatba…

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 2: A Chat About Eggs, Man 2:13:06

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 2: A Chat About Eggs, Man Square Roots - Episode 453 Level Up Starts at 01:39:00 Jim's out on a date, so we're gonna be a little insane on this episode Square Roots. Vanessa's on probation, Johnny's gone waffles crazy, and Matt does nothing but read books now. But we're playing what Vanessa calls a Gatewa…

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 1: Charmy the Bee is Still an Ongoing Concern. 2:41:44

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Square Roots - Episode 452 Level Up Starts at 02:09:00 SEGA and BioWare form the ultimate dream team for our new season of Square Roots! That's right, we're tackling the Sonic RPG Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood and finally we get stylus based controls and dialogue trees in our sonic games! Plus this game has all sorts of deep cuts: there's …

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Thief: The Dark Project Part 5 - The Ratman Mystery 1:59:52

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Square Roots - Episode 451 Level Up Starts at 01:27:30 We finally meet Matt's favourite friends, Thief: The Dark Project's Rat Men. Or... are they dinosaurs? This might seem like an easy question, but the more images we get of the supposed rat men, the more questions we have. Like: why do they have a forked tail? Are they monkeys? Why do they sound…

Squaresoft Podcasts

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa

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Every F'n FF

Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FTMR

Renaissance Recordings

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FTMR 196: Ron Killings, Haitch ain't shit and Squaresoft 1:03:09

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Enchanted Arms Part 6: Dairy Queen is a Sore Subject 2:24:40

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Enchanted Arms Part 5: Gum Cutters 2:07:51

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Enchanted Arms Part 4: Sweats, Dunce, Pomp and Lil Guy 2:22:54

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2025: Most Anticipated Games! 1:28:41

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Enchanted Arms Part 3: Cowboys & Plow Boys 2:23:18

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FTMR 195: The WWE Agenda 1:16:19

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Enhanted Arms Part 2: The Guy Who Is Always Stuck At Just Friends 2:23:20

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Enhanted Arms Part 1: Bang-Maid 2:46:41

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Grim Fandango Part 2: Johnny Troublehands 2:22:04

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FTMR 194: Random musings on wrestling, NBA Playoffs and Shedur Sanders 1:10:30

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Grim Fandango Part 1: A Mnemonic Tube 2:36:19

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FTMR 193: The Greatest Debuts of all time 1:18:25

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Grandia II Part 6: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility 2:18:47

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A Belated Check-In 1:08:49

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FTMR Episode 192 – Who Makes Stars Better: AEW or WWE? 1:15:33

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Grandia II Part 5: Mareg's Bara Tiddies! 2:23:20

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FTMR 191: Attack of the Coons, Wrestlemania Review and Master P 52:36

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Grandia II Part 4: Droppin' Hot Yomis 2:26:41

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FTMR 190: Tiffany Stratton looks like a White Supremacist...and Wrestlemania 1:10:16

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Grandia II Part 3: Bursting Through the Doors of the St Heim Inn 2:36:08

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FTMR 189: Swerve and Booker T... 1:09:04

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Grandia II Part 2: The Gen-X Cheech and Chong 2:36:18

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Grandia II Part 1: Max Load 2:29:45

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 5: Stevie Nicks, You're Going To Jail 2:21:47

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 4: Bon Vi Von 2:36:14

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 3: The Return of Boys Night 1:45:03

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 2: A Chat About Eggs, Man 2:13:06

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 1: Charmy the Bee is Still an Ongoing Concern. 2:41:44

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Thief: The Dark Project Part 5 - The Ratman Mystery 1:59:52