Best Stoner Humor Podcasts (2025)

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Stoner's Choice Chili (Wes Allen) 15:01

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7h ago15:01

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Idea: Cans of food sold in stores labeled as "Stoner's Choice chili" but actually containing corn or beef stew or other food (but not chili). Also: using trickery to prank your friends and/or profit off of selling unwanted or nearly expired cans; mixing all of the cans of other foods so that it becomes chili; using "Stoner's Choice" as a brand for …

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Flash Flood At Area 51 Movie (Tom Walma) 18:24

5d ago18:24

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Idea: A cheesy sci-fi B-movie where Area 51, which is located on a dried lake bed, is hit by a flash flood, and the military and an imprisoned alien have to scramble to escape. Also: brainstorming a plot involving aliens, secret military aircraft, weather manipulation, etc.; incorporating aspects of other movies/TV, like Signs, American Dad, The Sh…

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Escort Subscription Service (Kristopher Allen Brown) 15:34

14d ago15:34

15:34

Idea: A monthly subscription service for ordering and paying for escorts. Also: bundling the service (Nutflix? Paramounting? Ho-lu?) with Disney+, having a 7-day free trial, and having an "ad tier" which interrupts you in the middle of the act with commercials; the desire for safety when ordering escorts and Kristopher's story about being shaken do…

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Dollar Days Dollar Store Travel Show (Jake Mattes) 23:30

22d ago23:30

23:30

Idea: An Anthony Bourdain-style travel show where the host goes to grand openings of dollar stores, reviews them, explores the nearby community, and interviews interesting customers. Also: the show could include segments such as taking different types of people (nuns, comedians, etc.) to dollar stores for the first time, comparing generic dollar st…

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Puppers Puppy Rental Service (Alfons Mueller) 22:19

30d ago22:19

22:19

Idea (dark humor): A short-term puppy rental service where the puppy is put down and made into soap (or other things) if the renter doesn't pay a large amount of money to buy it when the rental period expires. Also: calculating how much emotional attachment the renter has with the puppy to determine how much money you can squeeze out of them to sav…

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Roaming Cool Air Vendors (Tom Walma) 18:54

1M ago18:54

18:54

Idea: Vendors that roam around the stands at a summer baseball game (or at other summer events) carrying a fan and a large battery (to power the fan) in a backpack that charge people money to cool them down. Also: brainstorming names for the business (Mr. Blow, etc.), the vendors ("Joe Blow", etc.), and things the vendors say ("get your fan jobs he…

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Professional Podcast Guest (Steve Pierce) 9:33

1M ago9:33

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Idea: To make a career out of being a paid guest on various podcasts. Also: faking expertise or ailments (or whatever else) to be a relevant guest for a themed podcast (such as Mormonism, alien abduction, or 18th-century cookery) with or without the podcast hosts knowing that you're a fake; creating a podcast feed out of links to your appearances o…

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Punksura Text Translation App (Lisa Green) 12:35

2M ago12:35

12:35

Idea: An app to translate/interpret the grammar, slang, and acronyms of text (primarily social media) based on your age. Also: writing conventions that other generations find annoying such as "boomer ellipses" and excessive "LOLs" or "bruhs"; translating a text message from an old person to a zoomer and having it say "no cap" might not be necessary…

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Prank For Hire Business (Dan Leach) 18:03

2M ago18:03

18:03

Idea: A business that you can hire to perform a prank on someone (like in the Norm MacDonald movie "Dirty Work"). Also: prank examples such as fish in cars, "Zoombombing", faking charitable donations on someone's behalf, tricking a public figure like in the movie "Borat", etc.; brainstorming a business name, such as "Leach's Pranks For Hire: For Pe…

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Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff 44:11

2M ago44:11

44:11

Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple pho…

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Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals) 32:08

2M ago32:08

32:08

Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshole), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder…

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Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch) 53:55

2M ago53:55

53:55

Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it …

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Humiliation Trophies (Tom Walma) 15:47

2M ago15:47

15:47

Idea: Trophies to be given as a gag gift to commemorate humiliating (but not traumatic) incidents (falls, saying dumb things, coming in last place in fantasy football, etc.) for which you would get amusement out of being reminded of years later. Also: the risk of them being given out after traumatically humiliating events and pouring salt on the wo…

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Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again) 53:50

2M ago53:50

53:50

Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it means to open your phone and find your old tweets trending, your newest TikTok stitched with a sorrowful violin soundtrack, and your mom texting, “Are you…

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Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1 29:13

2M ago29:13

29:13

Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this first minisode, Peter and Sean dive into: Gaycation drama gone wild—Ibiza-style Awkwardly honest relationship confessions Partners who pack bags (and d…

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Dwerk Hard, Play Harder: Season 2 Kickoff 59:12

2M ago59:12

59:12

Vacation’s over and the chaos crew is back—with extra glitter, accidental thirst traps, and questionable Instagram scrolls. In this unfiltered Season 2 premiere, Peter, Carissa, and Shaun go deep on internet dwerking (yes, with a “d”), public indecency, and stories so wild you’ll need a private folder for your camera roll. From gym class drama to C…

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Microwave Heat Map (Scott Fischer) 14:36

2M ago14:36

14:36

Idea: A screen that shows a thermal/infrared image of your food so you can see how hot it is and whether it's still too cold (or it's too hot). Also: using microwaves, ovens, and fridges to survive a nuclear explosion; maybe the microwave could use the thermal/infrared info to redirect the microwave "rays" toward the cold spots on the food; maybe i…

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St. Louis Aviation Museum (Tom Brown) 16:42

3M ago16:42

16:42

Idea: To have an aviation museum in St. Louis (called "Aviation Under The Arches") to showcase the aviation history of the city, such as Charles Lindbergh and WWII fighter planes. Also: they could steal Akron's aviation museum; being too fat to ride in airplane simulators; being afraid of heights in some scenarios (such as skydiving) but not being …

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Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls 59:00

3M ago59:00

59:00

It’s here—the unhinged, oversharing, totally unpredictable Apocalypse & Avocados SEASON FINALE! We tried to be deep, but gave up and went full chaos: a game with no rules, criminal confessions, surprise guests (who had no idea), and WAY too many niche Easter eggs. Did we get meaningful? Barely. Did we get personal? Always. Oh, and did someone say “…

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Rug Tufting and Crafting Machine Rental Service (Emily Clark) 20:51

3M ago20:51

20:51

Idea: A rental service for large and/or expensive crafting equipment, such as rug tufting machines, 3D printers, and metalworking machines. Also: dreaming for years about rug tufting or doing out-of-reach crafting projects; joking about rug tufting risks, possible injuries, and whether training and insurance ("Tuft Break") are required; tufting a s…

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Outrage Olympics: Taking Gold in Everyday Drama 53:04

3M ago53:04

53:04

Could you win a medal in daily overreacting? This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, Peter and Shaun are letting their inner drama athletes run wild. From waking up annoyed at headlines or breakfast pics, to getting irrationally heated at almond milk recommendations, they dive into 21st-century emotional gymnastics—no actual fitness required. Peter a…

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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things! 1:08:09

3M ago1:08:09

1:08:09

Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruise ship disappearances, Shaun reviews overpriced lattes with a splash of chaos, and Carissa exposes why self-care is now sold at luxury pricing. If you’…

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Digital Disasters and Strawberry Robots: A Survival Guide 59:42

3M ago59:42

59:42

Warning: Carissa admits she Googled "Dame un grr" for 20 minutes and discovered constipation is now a trend. We're all questioning reality. This week, your favorite disasters dissect living authentically when robots write catchier songs than humans but they're about microwaves having existential crises. We decode the psychological mindfuck of Gen Z…

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Rolling On The Floor With Laughter Comedy Dice Game (Ricarlo Winston) 14:01

3M ago14:01

14:01

Idea: A standup comedy competition where a pair of dice (one containing a comedy style and the other containing a broad topic) is rolled and then two comics compete to improvise/recall the better joke within those constraints. Also: testing out the game; discussing the comedy styles (such as self-deprecation and observational) and topics (such as "…

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Family Drama, Face Plants, and Why Democracy Took a Vacation 48:34

3M ago48:34

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Warning: Peter goes off about family drama right out the gate, but don't worry—it's therapeutic AF. This week, the beautiful disasters tackle what happens when you stop settling for boring shit and start actually living. Carissa face-planted while waterskiing for the first time (10/10 would recommend), Peter serves family drama realness, and Shaun'…

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The Great Unraveling: July 2025's Chaos State 1:07:22

3M ago1:07:22

1:07:22

So Peter's editing at midnight, gets an ad for a $400 scalp ritual while reading about flood victims, and almost clicks "buy now." That's... that's where we're at as humans right now. Episode 30 is here and we're spiraling about July 2025—the timeline where we're googling skincare tips during actual disasters. What we're unpacking: People searched …

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Crying, Co🧃chie Sweat, and Colonizers 1:01:43

3M ago1:01:43

1:01:43

It’s hot. It’s messy. And no one knows what month it is anymore. Welcome to Apocalypse & Avocados: Midsummer Meltdown Edition. Peter, Carissa, and Issa are back together, sweaty and unfiltered, to spiral through this chaotic season of Barbieheimer fallout, concert therapy, LaBooBoo demon dolls, and Euro-core travel influencers who claim red wine fo…

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Abortion Clinic Game Show (TylerBeans) 14:28

4M ago14:28

14:28

Idea: A game show where women in an abortion clinic waiting to get an abortion complete in a series of games, such as silly carnival-style games or American Gladiator/Wipeout-style events (because if they get smacked in the belly and lose the baby, they were going to abort it anyway). Also: they could compete for a free abortion or better painkille…

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Avocados Abroad: The Big Announcement 16:31

4M ago16:31

16:31

Peter and Shaun drop the bombshell you didn't see coming: they're leaving the United States and moving to Portugal. In this special minisode launch of "Avocados Abroad," the duo gets brutally honest about the three-year journey that led to this life-changing decision. From the political climate that first sparked the idea to the November election t…

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Smug of War Comedic Bragging Contest (Tom Walma) 16:44

4M ago16:44

16:44

Idea: A comedy contest where the contestants comedically brag about themselves instead of roasting an opponent. Also: avoiding downsides of roasts, including deeply hurting someone's feelings and having to do research about an opponent before the show; the two rules of "smug of war"; a concept of a "smug of war" where topics to brag about are provi…

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Therapy-Speak Hangover & the Great Detachment 1:01:53

4M ago1:01:53

1:01:53

Burnout is a badge of honor, “boundaries” are a weapon, and everyone’s a self-diagnosed expert—welcome to 2025. In this unfiltered episode, Peter (with Shaun riding shotgun) dives headfirst into the therapy-speak epidemic, the rise of viral quitting, and the dopamine arms race that’s left us all exhausted and emotionally detached. We break down: Ho…

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Main Character Syndrome & The Pandemic of Flakiness: Bring Your Own Damn Gift Bag 57:45

4M ago57:45

57:45

Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP lies, and the rise of main character syndrome. From group chats that turn into graveyards to the art of soft ghosting and the absurdity of adult gift bags, nothing escapes their unfiltered takes. Expect rants ab…

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Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer. 46:56

4M ago46:56

46:56

Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee melting in your lap—must be summer. In this chaotic and uncomfortably relatable episode, Shaun and Peter unpack the mess that is being queer in the land of backyard BBQs, disappearing Pride merch, and American e…