Edward and Bella find some private time so he can show her his sparkle. Then she meets his family, in their bathroom-less, bedroom-less house. Then, for some reason, baseball. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (02:45) - Chapter 12 (11:00) - Chapter 13 (21:27) - Chapter 14 (34:30) - Chapter 15 (42:35) - Chapter 16 (…

Name changes, Do Tell, Cruise Line Comedy, Jonathan headlining DC, Three's Comedy Tour in GA, HBO vs MAX, Gaycations, Thank you Reddit.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

In Port Angeles, Bella finds trouble but is saved by Edward. Romance blooms. Edward is worried about the extreme danger he poses to Bella, but he soon discovers that there is no level of danger that is too extreme for Bella. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 7 (07:00) - Chapter 8 (15:13) - Chapter…

That's right, we're reading the sexiest of sexless vampire books: Twilight! High-schooler Bella Swan arrives in gloomy Forks, WA. She doesn't like what she finds there, with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen, who seems to hate Bella as much as she hates Forks. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:34) - History (04:05) …

Jonathan and Jordan attend the Kendrick Lamar/Sza concert; plus the 100 men vs. one gorilla debate goes off the rails.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Jonathan in NYC, It is cold, NFL Draft, Shedur Sanders, Kickers' Wives, All dads do it, WYR in the bathroom?By Comedy Zone Worldwide

As Eros (no longer a station) accelerates toward Earth, Holden and crew attempt a series of increasingly suicidal plans to stop it. Then Miller comes up with an even more radical plan: talking. (00:16) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:10) - Chapter 49 (06:30) - Chapter 50 (08:51) - Chapter 51 (12:14) - Chapter 52 (17:30) - Chapter 53 (20:17) - Chapter 5…

After Miller murders Dresden, Holden and Miller have a falling-out, due to Holden's strict no-murder policy for his crew. Then Miller and Fred Johnson come up with an bold plan to deal with Eros. Hopefully nothing impossible happens to screw it up. (00:15) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:38) - Chapter 42 (09:28) - Chapter 43 (12:33) - Chapter 44 (19:02…

This week’s episode is a wild ride of jokes, nuance, news, and existential hypotheticals. The guys kick things off with updates on the Three’s Comedy tour and some lighthearted talk about the Savannah Bananas and baseball nostalgia—before diving deep into heavy topics like fame, responsibility, abuse allegations, and Kanye’s recent disturbing tweet…

The crew of the Rocinante find the stealth ship whose brutal attack started this whole mess, and they find its logs. With a heroic effort, they manage to prevent Holden from broadcasting them and starting a third war. Instead, it's time to head to the ship's home base for some vengeance. (00:15) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:56) - Chapter 35 (05:08) …

Opening: • The crew (Jordan, Mr. Williams Comedy, and Jason) open with playful banter about comedy names and Jason’s signature response: “I’m dynamite.” • They officially announce the Three’s Comedy Tour, with stops in: • Atlanta (Stage Door Theater – May 29) • Ferryville, VA (Copper Fox Distillery – July 18–19) • Williamsburg, VA (Copper Fox Disti…

Miller and Holden escape Eros (although they do take in some radiation and a few bullets) Then the crew follows Julie Mao's clues to track down the mysterious ship that started the war. Meanwhile Holden takes on his greatest challenge yet: a healthy romantic relationship. (00:16) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (02:04) - Chapter 28 (05:58) - Chapter 29 (08…

LOOKING SEXY, JORDAN'S GOT SEGUES, HOUSTON BASKETBALL, SEVERANCE (NO SPOILERS), ELITISTS, DIRE WOLVES, JORDAN'S PRANK GAME, BIG SHOWS COMING, WOULD YOU RATHER?By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Miller and Holden's crew's paths intersect on Eros station, where they rapidly encounter a gunfight, a cosmic horror, a corporate conspiracy, and an irradiated death trap. But things are about to get worse. (00:15) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:11) - Chapter 21 (07:21) - Chapter 22 (10:58) - Chapter 23 (14:42) - Chapter 24 (20:50) - Chapter 25 (24:27…

Kanye being the most Kanye, Corey Booker goes to Washington, Stephen A. vs LeBron, Hilary is great, taking comedy notes, standup origin stories...By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Holden and his crew escape the destruction of yet another ship and end up on a new ship, which they hope will not be destroyed any time soon. Miller realizes he's not as cool as he thought he was. (00:15) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (01:27) - Chapter 14 (06:09) - Chapter 15 (12:22) - Chapter 16 (15:37) - Chapter 17 (21:24) - Chapter 18 (23:49) - Chapte…

This unreleased Zoning Out gem finally sees the light of day! From Kendrick Lamar memes and sock debates to the Super Bowl halftime show, Spirit Airlines love, and an unexpected deep dive into politics, plane crashes, and working inside "the system"—this one goes everywhere. Also: Jason introduces the Enneagram test, Jordan defends going to bed at …

After a surprise message from the famous Fred Johnson, Holden and crew find refuge and captivity in the Martian battleship Donnager. It's a tense situation, made more so by the unplanned resumption of space combat. (00:28) - Intro (01:18) - Chapter 7 (04:39) - Chapter 8 (09:18) - Chapter 9 (15:35) - Chapter 10 (19:06) - Chapter 11 (25:57) - Chapter…

Holden and his crew set out to investigate a mysterious distress signal, which leads to a world of trouble. Several worlds in fact. (00:15) - Intro (00:37) - On Sci Fi (05:57) - Prologue (08:44) - Chapter 1 (16:40) - Chapter 2 (21:39) - Chapter 3 (25:42) - Chapter 4 (28:16) - Chapter 5 (33:28) - Chapter 6 (38:13) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Mica…

Exit 3A, Jay-Z, Reasonable Doubt, NY Strip Steak gets a new name for some reason, Measles are less important, Conspiracies, Propaganda, and Marvel.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

The hosts discuss a wide range of topics including music, comedy, and hypothetical scenarios. They explore the intricacies of Casey Musgraves' 2018 album 'Golden Hour,' sharing both their personal opinions and providing context about the artist’s career and album’s significance. The conversation then shifts to broader societal issues, including the…

Now that everybody's here, it's time for a harrowing (heh) trip through the River to get back to where it all began. This might be all for Nona, but we meet a new friend, who may be the most undead of them all. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:39) - Recap (01:24) - Chapter 29 (05:03) - John 5:4 (08:34) - Chapter 30 (11:05) - …

In this episode of Zoning Out, the hosts dive into a range of topics, starting with a discussion on the evolution of music and art. They debate whether early hip-hop, jazz, or even cave paintings were inherently “dumb” before evolving into respected forms. This leads to a broader conversation about stand-up comedy, including the risks of bringing a…

Nona's family finally starts to make some progress on the problems that have been trying to solve, while Nona is increasingly un-Nona-like. Also, we reflect on that time John Gaius consumed all life in the solar system. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:39) - Recap (01:39) - Chapter 26 (05:20) - Chapter 27 (09:19) - John 1:20 …

Super Bowl Halftime Show, Jonathan Meets Karma, Poppa Jonathan’s, Kendrick Makes A Meal Out Of It, 40 Acres And A Mule, Lost On A Lot Of Us, Kanye Makes A Mess Of Everything, Antisemitism Is Unacceptable, Dragon Energy, Cruising For DiversityBy Comedy Zone Worldwide

The plan to drop a Nona bomb on Ianthe the First works surprisingly well. Then they reunite with an old titular friend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:40) - Recap (01:30) - Chapter 23 (10:34) - Chapter 24 (18:19) - Chapter 25 (24:06) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadillo.club! Mu…

In this episode of Zoning Out, it kicks off with a hilarious debate about what constitutes a "normal" photo, as Jonathan shares the odd request from his daughter to send her a picture. The conversation takes a comedic turn as they discuss the awkwardness of professional headshots, selfies, and whether his daughter is secretly flexing on her friends…

The plan: send Coronabeth to deal with Ianthe. This turns out to be a bad plan because of their history. The next plan: send Nona-as-Harrowhark to deal with Ianthe. This may or may not be a bad plan because of their history. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:20) - Intro (00:38) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 20 (09:38) - Chapter 21 (14:27) - John …

CATFISHING, JACKETS AND LIFE EXPECTANCY, JORDAN HATES TOWNS, DRAIN THE SWAMP-NOT THAT ONE, NOTRE DAME IS WHAT, CHARTER SCHOOLS, FREE MARKET, WE ONLY GET FIFTY OF THEM, EXPERIMENTING WITH ENERGY DRINKS & WATER, ELON MUSK SALUTE, AMERICAN FLAGSBy Comedy Zone Worldwide

As violence and chaos descends on the city, Nona and Camilla take refuge at the school with the Angel. The respite is brief, because they are swiftly found by the chaos and especially the violence. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:40) - Recap (01:11) - Chapter 17 (07:22) - Chapter 18 (13:30) - John 5:1 (14:39) - Chapter 19 (1…

The boys start with a discussion about the perils of public bathrooms—covering everything from unexpected encounters to the unspoken rules we all follow (or break). The conversation then shifts to fitness, Apple Watches, and whether step-counting is motivating or just guilt-inducing. The group also unpacks Drake’s surprising lawsuit, and debates wh…

Nona and Hot Sauce go on an unauthorized excursion from school to hear the dire ultimatum placed upon the planet by the uncertainly familiar lyctors. It's unsettling and ominous, and ends in chaos and violence. But Nona's just happy to be there. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:39) - Recap (01:31) - Chapter 14 (05:17) - Chapt…

Asymmetry, TikTok's demise, Big Coffee, problematic decision-making, you have to crack a few eggs to make changeBy Comedy Zone Worldwide

Nona and her family are taken (abducted?) to meet their commander (extorter?) and their old friends (rivals?). It's a seething pot of conflict, but Nona is just happy to be there. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:39) - Recap (00:59) - Chapter 11 (06:53) - Chapter 12 (15:43) - Chapter 13 (19:43) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, …

In this lively episode of the Zoning Out podcast, hosts Jason Allen King, Jonathan Williams, and Jordan Centry dive into a mix of humor, irreverence, and thought-provoking conversations. The episode kicks off with a comedic exploration of truck stop culture, focusing on the term "lot lizard." While the hosts joke about its origins and implications,…

Things get violent both in the present and in the past. Nona's friend Honesty gets involved with a road heist that goes necromantically bad. Then Nona recalls the time Camilla and Palamedes unhealthily teamed up to X out a bunch of enforcers while Nona napped on the sea bed. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:21) - Intro (00:38) - Recap (01:10…

In this special year-end episode of Zoning Out, presented by The Comedy Zone, the guys celebrate the close of 2024 with some laughs, reflections, and lively banter. Highlights include a discussion about the unique charm of live comedy shows, with a special nod to Jon Reep. Everyone shares their thoughts on the past year, touching on personal growth…

Nona has friends. A gang of them! Her favorite thing to do is to hang out with them at school. There is also a dog. And a mysterious watcher. And something ominous in the sky. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:20) - Intro (00:38) - Recap (01:25) - Chapter 3 (06:50) - Chapter 4 (14:16) - Chapter 5 (18:27) - Chapter 6 (25:54) - Outro We are Ali…

Fragile start. Christmas [fill in the blank]. Dollars and steps. McClain got a Sega. Kicked out of the country. Joke for sale.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Who is Nona? Even Nona doesn't know. Where is Nona? Unclear. What is Nona? The best question yet, but still unanswered. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:39) - Recap (01:39) - Cover (04:05) - Preface (04:59) - John (11:02) - Chapter 1 (19:22) - Chapter 2 (22:40) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadill…

The guys are slightly premature in their evaluation of their audio quality; CEO’s aren’t hired on Indeed.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Jason returns; a simple text message: "Kendrick dropped," creates a kerfuffle.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Ciri is captured by one gang. They meet a second gang. A third gang shows up and kills them all, except for Ciri. Who joins that third gang. Good choice. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:17) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:00) - Chapter 7 (15:23) - Review We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadillo.club! Music: Int…

Ciri finds herself at the wrong end of a broken portal. She's lost in a harsh desert and all of her training is not enough. She must do the impossible: Make a friend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (00:52) - Chapter 6 (14:27) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadillo.club…

"Would You Rather" takes a bit of a turn.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

Geralt recuperates in Brokilon and Dandelion visits with the news. War everywhere, and that kind of news is never good. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:16) - Chapter 5 (20:20) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadillo.club! Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed…

Geralt awakes from his night of extreme passion with Yennefer to a day of extreme violence. The wizards' banquet has becoming a confusing overlap of coup and counter-coup, and the wizards are settling the matter by blasting each other to scraps. Geralt doesn't want to get involved, but Ciri is in there somewhere. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

Recorded at the Queen City Comedy Experience on Saturday, November 2, 2024. With guests Diana Brown, Kade Wonders, and Kate Kremers. Hosted by Jason Allen King and Jonathan WIlliams.By Comedy Zone Worldwide

It's banquet time! Geralt serves as arm candy for Yennefer at a grand feast at the magic school of Aretuza. Geralt is resolutely uninterested in the treacherous currents of intrigue all around him, but unfortunately the intrigue is interested in him. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:15) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (00:59) - Chapter 3 (20:23) - O…

Jason, Jordan and Jonathan take the show to LA.By Comedy Zone Worldwide