Best The Society of Virtuous Pagans Podcasts (2025)

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SCP-261 The Magic Vending Machine Part 3 36:30

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8d ago36:30

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More insanity from your favorite Vending Machine of Chaos. Find out what a "Turduchken" is! And what happens when you give the machine an "IOU." But remember, do NOT drink the "Drinking Vinegar." Voice acting by August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound editing and mixing by Creative Minds Audio. Logo by Mazzface. Send us a text…

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Ouija Boards Are Not Toys 28:47

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OUJIA BOARDS ARE NOT TOYS: "I should never have played with one, and neither should you!" The first in our account of listener submitted stories of encounters with what they believe to be legitimate hauntings. Do you have your own story involving a haunting? One you really believe to be true? Do you know of a story told by someone you trust not to …

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SCP-261 The Magic Vending Machine Part 2 38:40

2M ago38:40

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Fancy a can of BEEF? How about a nice fruity pack of "Eat Me's"? SCP-261 continues to dispense the bizarre in Part 2 of SCP-261, The Magic Vending Machine. Send us a textBy The Society of Virtuous Pagans

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The Nagoya Memetic 20:52

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What is truth? What is fiction? Is this entertainment, or is it a different kind of thing altogether? The Society of Virtuous Pagans explains how they hide the truth in plain sight.. or sound, as the case may be! Send us a textBy The Society of Virtuous Pagans

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SCP-261 The Magic Vending Machine 28:33

4M ago28:33

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Our Narrator reads from SCP-261, a vending machine that doesn't actually contain anything, but somehow manages to vend items ranging from American soda to Japanese gum to... creatures from another dimension! Edibility may vary. Brought to you by the Society of Virtuous Pagans. Narrated by Augustr Brotherton. Sound editing by Creative Minds Audio. L…

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Boots 5:40

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A performance of Rudyard Kipling's poem, "Boots." Send us a textBy The Society of Virtuous Pagans

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Barnjum's Wraith 28:20

7M ago28:20

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"No, I assured the landlady. The Ghost was not permanent. I was merely watching it for a friend." "On subsequent occasions, its changes of costume were so rapid and so eccentric that I could only explain them on the supposition that somewhere in space there exists a supernatural theatrical wardrobe, and that Barnjum's ghost had the run of it." A re…

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Nyarlathotep 9:04

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H.P. Lovecraft's original short story, "Nyarlathotep," narrated by August Brotherton. Send us a textBy The Society of Virtuous Pagans

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SCP-1437 The Hole 21:31

9M ago21:31

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SCP-1437: An apparently endless Hole providing access to alternate realities. What is the Hole? Can you contain a dimensional rift? Can you prevent the horrors that emerge? And what will the SCP Foundation do with access to such a dangerous anomaly? Send us a textBy The Society of Virtuous Pagans

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SCP-049: The Plague Doctor: Explained and Exposed 31:45

11M ago31:45

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Who is the Plague Doctor? What is the mysterious contagion that he believes has infected the world? And what insidious behavior took during his containment by the SCP Foundation? There is much to fear. But nothing is insurmountable. Send us a textBy August

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DO-525: The Happy, Hoppity Bunny 26:02

11M ago26:02

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An episode exposing the hidden adverse effects of this anomalous artifact, which takes the form of a children's book. Brought to you by the Society of Virtuous Pagans. Please Be Reassured: You cannot see the Happity, Hoppity Bunny. And the Happy, Hoppity Bunny cannot see you! Send us a textBy August