Hey, it’s Hardcastle! AND McCormick?! In one package?! Sign me up! I usually have to go without one or the other because of Hardcastle and McCormick price gouging so having both in one package is a winner for me! Are they cops? Friends? Buddy cop friends? I don’t think so! One’s a judge according to Wikipedia! Steven can fill you in on the rest of …

Imagine you’re a frozen pizza. You’re almost there already so this should be easy. It’s pretty great. You chill in a freezer, you preserve yourself and hey you may even be pretty tasty in a pinch! But what if you could rotate for everyone to see? You could be the star of the party! Or the bachelor pad! Or the bachelor in the bachelor pad! Get heate…

The magic of life should not be taken for granted, France! You know that just as much as the rest of us! You are born of this earth, live off its riches and die in its dirt just like the rest of us. So why are you giving the false hope of magic hugs that make you become the sun? I always wanted to be to a Sun! A vicious ball of heat and gas and pla…

Harvey Freeman had a vision. Well maybe not a vision; it was a meeting. It was at a crossroads. The dusty kind. The kind where the Devil hangs out. Harvey Freeman needed a winning idea and the Devil was the person to give it to him. Whatever he was given, he knew he could change the world. Harvey trusted in himself (and the devil) that much. Howeve…

Is it a Beautiful World? Who even knows! Target sure thinks so. Target is ready to sell your products as the sun is melting down all around us ready to consume us. Only one company stands in the way of total destruction and it turns out that mostly make carbonated soda beverages. And guns. Lots of citruses-y guns. Also forcing other brands to expan…

The era of digital fansubs brought us everything. Everywhere. All at once! We had to have it all! We had to trade CD-Rs in big binders trying to gather it all like Pokemon. Even shows like Chobits, which I am personally convinced noone ever saw the ending to! We just saw the plasticy ears and figured out the rest of the show from there! Still, we t…

People cried when the statues of the Virgin Mary shed tears of blood, but would you do the same for the Wendy’s Piss Fountain? I bet you would. It’s a beautiful sight made by our fast food benefactors from Dublin, Ohio. They’re giving you the greatest in free entertainment and promo codes for this. All you have to do is wave your little arms around…

Turn around! You’re in a boarding school with Bonnie Tyler are your principal. She makes you practice fencing and kendo at night and that’s a little weird! She wonders around just looking in rooms and not interacting. You ask her for any opinions and input but she’s just wistfully walking along in her formal wear with the thin fabric that wisps aro…

How little can a unicorn be? Well, according ot the film ‘The Little Unicorn” circa 2002: Not little at all! It’s an average size horse! Bigger maybe! It’s got a horn and it glows and everyone wants it and I think we ran out of plot so let’s add like 45 minutes of interpersonal family conflict with David Warner, thank you! And once they’re done, it…

Sometimes, something can look like an entire decade and noone can know what year it came from. This is true even for build who lived in the decade. But the scientists over at Video Death Loop have it all figured out when it comes to Camp Wilder, our second ABC TGIF show of the season. What was it about? How did the plot go? Did involve as much surf…

The Burger King Kid’s Club (BK Kid’s Club to the cool ones out there) was a radical set of kids being radical in your radically marketed mind. They needed someone to combat the monstrosities McDonald’s was giving us with years and eons of lore, just in case Mayor McCheese ever decided to unleash the Grimace or one of his many cousins on the neighbo…

Hey everyone! It’s Teen Angel! The Angel that was a Teen! He’s dead now! They made sure of that! For this hilarious (debatable) comedy! Wow! He’s solving his friends problems? Or making new ones? He’s only going to be doing it for 17 episodes though, so you better figure out your life by then! He might not be able to physically go beyond making Aus…

What is snowboarding? A sport that takes a pre-existing sport and makes it way cooler. What is virtual snowboarding? That concept but even way cooler because I can do it without injuring myself. Possibly. I could maybe trip over something in my living room in my excitement of doing a 720 fakie nosegrab grind in spectacular fashion. Maybe I’m drunk.…

It’s a new Video Death Loop season! It’s a new Video Death Loop year! It’s time to celebrate this remarkable achievement of NINE years doing an audio podcast about a video loop and wait what do you mean Nintnedo made the announcement about the Switch 2 right when we started recording? Okay, hold on. Hold the phone. Don’t use it to dial your local m…

The aliens have come to visit our planet and we really need to have the good holiday cheer out to appease them. There’s clearly no other way we’re winning this fight. They have the superior firepower and well-trained numbers behind them to literally decimate our entire planet as they make way to build their death theme park over the dehydrated ocea…

I see you over there, Frankin’ it up! Don’t you try to deny it! Your father was a franker, his father before him was a franker and by gods we’ve been frankin’ it up ever since we said no to the King of England (Who likely wasn’t franking anything, let’s be real.) If you’re not Franking it, then frankly we have a little bit of a problem. Where’s you…

If you were a kid in 2006, odds were you had enough free time to film a whole scene in the parking lot of a Best Buy. We know we sure did, but we didn’t make this auspicious film. Someone else got to it first, knowing the perfect spot to frame and flip off a Best Buy box store with the most thunderous of effects. Know doubt there is something perfo…

What better way to explain a situation than to use the largest Connect Four board known to man? Just add your pieces (Uranium and/or Water) and have a ball! Don’t worry about the radioactivity, it’s all part of the game! Just keeping on thinking about bacon, like the bacon council wants you to! Did Socrates eat bacon? Would he prefer bacon over sau…

Sirens would entrance sailors to crash their ships into rocks not for sustenance or anger, but because it’s really funny and honestly never gets own. Such is true of the timeless tradition of cars crashing into various things. Like the one we watch this week of cars crashing into swimming pools in various ways. The car still totalled, but at least …

SMILK. IT IS CALLED SMILK. IT’S LIKE MILK. BUT WITH A SMILE?!?!?! SMILK. GOD HELP US ALL. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s assembling Aaron Littletons the world over. John Hurst is your co-host and he is concerned with what Smilk is fortified *with*. Download Link Ask us questions at [email protected]!…

When Godzilla chooses a beverage, you can be sure he is going to choose the number 3 beverage in the United States (Which has lately been the number 2 beverage depending on the poll you believe. Godzilla might be ecstatic about this news!) He’s got places to be and he needs that caffeiene to help him get to Manitoba and back! He’s got a wheatificat…

“Rattle Me Bones, bonedaddy!” is not just for bedroom talk anymore! Now you can play without the dirty talk in the Rattle Me Bones home game! It’s like Operation, except there’s a little skeleton guy wiggling! Everyone wins! Except maybe the skeleton since you’re taking their stuff and that’s not very nice. That skeleton has places to be. He’s got …

It’s time to become what we always wanted to be: Useless bags going to useless destinations! Finally, I can lay down and enjoy the ride, get handled by security and slightly irradiated just like I always wanted. Maybe I can be sorted to a better place in life! Sure, it just might be the gate to Cincinnati, but that’s a city of cities, right? That’s…

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well! He made this slidedeck for me to sell Denmark! They don’t know that we’re doing it. Well, maybe they have an inkling of an idea. We’re called the Denmark Corporation after all. We kind of said on our yearly business review that we are going to “sell that damn country finally”. So, maybe they won’t be blindsided. …

It’s 1991 and Cindy Crawford has the Official Drink market in an iron fist. America won first blood with making Cindy Crawford hold a Pepsi, but it wouldn’t stop there. Japan had Pocari Sweat and a puma to help sweeten the deal. She was working on the Canada contract soon with her sword training. She had to assert dominance over the other celebrity…

Summer may be winding down in the real life that you and live in, but it’s still going strong in the Bachelor in Paradise! Why, David Spade is hosting! And they got all these names having fun on the screen! Some of them may be rats habitating a facsimile of a human skin designed to trick the other contestants! Others might be playing volleyball! Fu…

When you put Bac-Os on a salad, what you’re really trying to do is resign to fate. The salad is there. You’re going to eat it. You may enjoy eating it! You may not! But you’re probably not the most excited by it. You need something to take your mind off all that saladness. Bac-Os is there for you. It’s suggested by lettuce you’re about to eat and e…

Captaiinnnnnnn Planet! We’re summoning him with our rings! Our rings of elements! We have to be in close proximity to the other four to do so and unfortunately, we hate the other teens! We’re just going to use our cool water powers to make like a river and flow into the ocean! We don’t need those other elements! We especially don’t need Heart! Wait…

Grant Nel took the dive like a champ. Hi fives, smiles, the only thing red was probably he back from the failed dive. I mean, what else can you do? When you receive a vision of the future and it is a zero score, you can’t exactly walk back down? You gotta follow through. Accept your fate. At least you know a teenage lifeguard won’t be saving you. Y…

Here’s your one chance, Fancy! Don’t let me down! Get the nice cat glasses out and let’s eat Viennetta! It has… Layers? Of Dairy? It’s not an ice cream. Legally we can’t call it an ice cream. We can legally say layers though, right? … Our lawyers say to hold off on the layers. Okay, fair enough but the point is it’s got curves and weird little swiv…

Sometimes, you just need a video of an anime chomping on ice. Just really going to down on that solid water hoping to crush it into a nougat of liquidy water. This is one of those days. You’ve earned it. You’ve made it to this part of the week and we’re so proud that you have. You should hold your head up high and smile at everything you’ve done un…

They tried to shoot the 45th President of the United States of America. Discussion of what was going on within hours of the attempt on Trumps life. Follow us on FacebookBy Shawn and David

The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet friends and look at Ranma 1/2 fanfiction. You don’t know…

VIDEO GAME HINTS! They’re fast and fun! It’s like an ancient gacha for your phone, except your parents will get even madder at you! Don’t mind the super hero trying to usher you into the St. Paul megadome (St. Paul residents, I am sorry but I’m not looking up your sports arena’s name. I’m sure it is very nice though.) Don’t even mind that it is emp…

At Hidden Valley, the ranch flows unending. There’s just too much of it. We need to use it in more and more creative ways, but it means we all must make sacrifices. The ice cream truck? Gone. It’s now full of vegetables (and ranch dressing.) The children? They must enjoy the ranch as well. If they do not, they’re not effective and they’re BANISHED …

If you go to Kingfish Restaurant in Louisville, KY, it sounds like you’ll get some pretty good seafood! This is judging by the reviews online, but also the reviews of these paid(?) actors in the 1990s commercial they made it sound pretty sweet too! The catchy jingle and the twirling of shrimp and onion rings catch the eye and make it determine it a…

It’s Star Trek! In DEEP ASS SPACE! And… They’re mostly chilling. People are on their time share, y’know. Enjoying life among the potential war zone. Drinking at Quark’s Bar. Complaining about Romulan Ale or something. Look, I loved Deep Space Nine but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it remotely in narrative order. Mostly it was in SpikeTV/USA Network …

It’s becomming firework season again in the US, which ranges from May – whenever we run out of fireworks! All manner of firepower big and small will be used, but maybe not these dainty little dragons that shoot fire out of two directions. They’re just too cute! You want to hug it while its on fire! That’s not a great feature for a firework! Unless …

Put your pants back on and let's talk about ghost. A haunted house and items you can use to hunt ghost with your friends coming up. Listen to Shawn, David, Faye and Shelbi speak like intelligent fools, while trying not to be on the receiving end of an exorcism. Follow us on FacebookBy Shawn and David

Everyone loves a Herman Miller chair. Especially the host this week Aaron. But Aaron doesn’t want to pay full price for a Herman Miller chair, understandably! That’s why he is working for co-host John as his left Porsche 911 shoe, a concept he is looking to get outlawed *immediately* in all 50 states. Is it worth it? Absolutely not. But is a Herman…

There’s a place in Knoxville where you can go to see little circular homes that are of a certain fantasy classic but legally distinct from it. You can throw axes there! Talk by the fire! Listen to the power lines sing a song in your gentile ear. Yes, it’s the Ancient Lore Village, a project that even has its own 2.5 Star reviewed book on Amazon! Th…

You’re done arguing with your friends! We can all agree going to the Werewolf versus Vampire movie is neutral ground, right? We weren’t all going to see Mystic River so you better damn well deal with this sci-fi creation under a blue light and you better be damn neutral about it! Look, there’s vampires! And Werewolves! They’re fighting! And she has…

80's tech could be a pain in the ass to deal with but we loved it anyways. Are kids spoiled these days with technology that works? 🤔 Shawn, David and Faye discuss growing up with tech in the old days. Follow us on FacebookBy Shawn and David

It turns out that everything they warned us about is all true. Pokemon Cards are the devil’s work! The mere touch of a rare card is enough to convert your entire body into an explosion of pokemon cards and coalesce into something that looks quite like you… But different. Never will you be the same again and all your previous joys will be gone, repl…

No, I do not want to date your avatar. Unless your avatar is a Ragnarok Online model! Then maybe I would consider it! We would have spent ages levelling up together, so at the point where we may consider dating I would know if we were a good fit for each other. We’d also know what we thought of bees and web series by then so we could get a billboar…

We live in a society where we can get very specific descriptive pills faster than this Clue speedrun we watched on loop for this episode (At least, if you’re in America. We’ll privatize the shit out of anything!) Professor Plum will give you all the boner pills a podcast can buy! Maybe he even has his own podcast to hock them off of as well! With a…

Oh, damn! Looks like Timmy’s a big kid now! He’s got the double deep dish pizza lunchable with a cola and Reese’s cup! It’s where cravings and malnutrition meet and he’s at the height of his popularity! He’ll remember this day where he was the envy of all the other kids on his school lunch row as he lays upon his death bed with a sweet smile. He ma…

It’s another day at the workplace. Everything is the exact same. The cafeteria ran out of bananas again. Your co-worker can’t stop yapping about the event of the moment. Your boss wants a report in. If only something could help alleviate this boredom! Perhaps a chatting application built into my required mailing software for my company’s intranet! …

Who sings along with TV shows? These guys! In this episode Shawn and David are joined by Faye. Listen as they scroll, finding the best theme songs of legendary TV shows, cartoons and sitcoms through the years. Which ones can you not help but to join in on? What about you mom? She probably likes MASH. Follow us on Facebook…

Sam Beckett is unstuck in time and oh boy is he solving a lot of problems! He’s quantum leaping here, quantum leaping there, leaping everywhere and all he wants to do is go home and cause problems. He’s not even leaving the problem solved in a respectable state! When he quantum leaps out, the person is going to be confused and/or possibly on 5 year…