Best absolute garbage Podcasts (2025)

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‘Absolute garbage’ wildcard round concept and Lynch’s tribunal fate 19:59

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Tom Lynch has a date with the tribunal tonight and with the AFL's focus on action, not outcome, we're set to see him sidelined for at least a month. The sun-seeking AFL are meeting on the Gold Coast, a wildcard round and academies are on the agenda. Plus, Robert Walls is being honoured with his name on a medal awarded to the best-on-ground between …

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No one is more invested in a club than the coach 18:27

22h ago18:27

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Off the back of Voss receiving messages that are now under investigation by the AFL, Roosy reminds us that no one cares more about a club than the players and coach. Carlton has plenty of fresh ink on contracts, surely re-signings is good for morale? There is nothing but praise for Emma Kearney who is stepping down as North Melbourne’s captain, whe…

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Round 17 injury stocktake and why the AFL shouldn't follow the NBA 23:08

2d ago23:08

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The team go through the battle-worn players from Round 17, how will affect clubs both above and below the ladder divide? How does being thumped on the weekend shape the following week's training sessions? And does the AFL really need another tournament? Roosy isn’t keen on the Americanisation of the game.…

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Who will be left out of the eight and is it time Voss swings the axe? 31:58

3d ago31:58

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With eight of the nine top teams winning this round who is at the biggest risk of being left behind come finals? What big changes does Michael Voss need to make to turn around Carlton? Is Tom De Koning’s contract dilemma affecting this on-field performance? Plus, how does Matt Rowell address his umpire bumps and ensures he remains on the field for …

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AFL Saturday: 'I think players need to sharpen up ... I'm not sure I feel sorry for you'

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Luke Ball and Adam Ramanauskas, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 17.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Bulldogs rain on Shinboner's parade 30:02

6d ago30:02

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After a competitive first half the Bulldogs managed to prevail over North Melbourne who were celebrating their club's centenary. Libba won't be forgetting his 250th match any time soon. Is Michael Voss coaching for his career as the Blues face archrivals Collingwood tonight? Should Brisbane be concerned about their recent home game record? Plus, th…

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Which underdog are you tipping this round? 19:33

7d ago19:33

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With a full complement of nine matches being played this weekend, all cross the great divide between ninth and tenth, Roosy and Poppy make cases for teams that can cause upsets. North Melbourne will be celebrating 100 years of their Shinboner spirit, can the Bulldogs rain on their parade in Libba’s 250th? Plus who’s Roosy’s team of the round to loo…

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Lynch's long ban, ump bumps and club's injury stock take 22:40

8d ago22:40

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Richmond's Tom Lynch has been handed a five-week suspension for his strike for Jordon Butts, what message is the AFL sending to its players with the longest ban of the season? The AFL is also cracking down on players’ careless contact with umpires, is this a bit harsh when very few of the offenses are deliberate? Plus, how are teams handling their …

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The great ladder divide and how many weeks will Lynch get? 21:18

10d ago21:18

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At the completion of the bye rounds a clear gap has emerged after ninth spot, how will this affect the remainder of the season? Tom Lynch has set himself a date with the tribunal after striking Adelaide defender Jordon Butts, how many weeks will he get? Andrew McQualter has plenty of positives to take away from the Eagles’ loss to the Pies. Plus, t…

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AFL Sunday - it was nice of my team mates to help me to seven goals 55:00

11d ago55:00

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Former Western Bulldogs' captain Bob Murphy is in the chair for Cameron Ling as he and Matt Clinch discuss the AFL news from the weekend.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Saturday: 'The teams in the bottom 6 of the ladder are just not getting access to the free agents'

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AFL Saturday with Matt Clinch, Mick Malthouse and Luke Ball, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 16. Today's guest, North Melbourne Coach Alastair Clarkson ahead of the Kangaroos clash against the Hawks at York Park.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Power short-circuits Carlton’s season 23:05

13d ago23:05

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Carlton have been left with a lot of soul searching to do after their 50-point demolishing by Port Adelaide, is the scrutiny that Michael Voss will be facing valid or is the issue broader than just the head coach? How can the Dockers respond to their thrashing by the Saints earlier this year when they meet again this weekend. Plus, why North are a …

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Can Carlton quash the criticism?

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It's been both a very short and very long week for the Carlton Football Club and its fans. Can they bring 'maximum effort' tonight against Port Adelaide? Both clubs have omitted four players, is it the change they need or too much pressure for debutant players? Would Port be enjoying Carlton being in the spotlight? And surely a draw would be the wo…

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Waverley Park sold and are we down to nine teams? 18:41

15d ago18:41

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Waverley Park will remained footy focused after the AFL have purchased the ground from Hawthorn, Roosy takes us back to his playing days there. Can any teams below ninth on the ladder make Finals and for those who can’t, how can they make the most of what’s left of the season? Plus, if Port are truly out of finals contention, is now the time for Ke…

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King's clunky knee and umpires cop stern words from player 18:41

16d ago18:41

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We won’t be seeing Max King return to the field this season and Adam Treloar is out for at least six weeks, how can players still contribute to the team from the rehab group? Geelong's Max Holmes gets a warning for addressing umpires, how should players and teams deal with umpiring disagreements? Would Roosy release the audio from the coaching box …

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Carlton's efforts 'absolutely deplorable' and the dark art of the tag 32:08

17d ago32:08

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After the Blues’ loss to North Melbourne, Michael Voss' job is once again under scrutiny. Would Carlton be better off under a different coach? Was the tag Marcus Windhager had on Nick Daicos fair game? Is there a way to adjust the father-son rule to help even out the competition? And the team review the standout moments of Round 15.…

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AFL Sunday: 'Chats have been happening throughout the last month ... they're all sounding relatively positive'

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AFL Sunday with Matt Clinch and Cameron Ling. Today's guest, Collingwood Premiership defender Jeremy Howe, following the Magpies 34 point win over the Saints at Docklands Saturday night.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Saturday: 'We had no passengers'

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Mick Malthouse and Luke Ball, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 15. Today's guest, Brisbane Coach Chris Fagan, following the Lions impressive 41 point win over Geelong at Kardinia Park.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Dockers domination and Round 15 preview 27:44

20d ago27:44

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Luke Jackson and Caleb Serong asserted their dominance to ensure Fremantle remain in the top eight, but are Essendon on the right track? There is increasing talk of the return of the AFL State of Origin, are the players on board? Are the Saints starting to feel the pressure? Plus the team answer all the big questions about this weekend's matches.…

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Luxury sub Fyfe, surface-watch and Danger's milestone magic 20:30

21d ago20:30

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Paul Roos thinks Freo is pretty lucky to have two-time Brownlow medallist Nat Fyfe on the bench and to be able to rest ruckman Sean Darcy, so how will the Bombers rate their chances? Both GWS and Gold Coast need to prove themselves this weekend in the Expansion Cup. Will Perth Stadium’s surface be able to handle its fourth game in a week plus heavy…

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AFL are getting their Competition Committee back together 17:58

22d ago17:58

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Andrew Dillon has decided to get some of the AFL’s top brass around a table, what do Poppy and Roosy want to see at the top of their in-tray to sort out? How will Carlton readjust without Harry McKay and Sam Walsh? And all hope isn’t lost for Bombers supporters as they continue to field debutants this season.…

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Roos: Good clubs don't leak information

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Tom De Koning’s meeting with Carlton's top brass is in the paper today, what are the ramifications of leaky clubs? Meanwhile brother Sam De Koning is expected to make a swift recovery from shoulder surgery, is only four weeks out too optimistic? What role does a club's facilities play in the broader picture? And will we see more tackles from Brisba…

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Cats pounce on second spot and Eagles ‘pathetic in the contest’ 30:06

24d ago30:06

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What's the secret to Geelong's consistent success as they continue to climb the ladder? Is a mid-match TV interview the right time for a coach to call his team 'pathetic?’ Is Port Adelaide's season still alive? Plus, the team discuss the stand-out moments of Round 14.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Sunday: Kingsley - I think about that semi-final every day 55:00

25d ago55:00

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GWS coach Adam Kingsley joins Matt Clinch and Cameron Ling after the Giants' win against the reigning premiers.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Saturday: 'If that game's played at the MCG or the Adelaide Oval last night, the conditions are the same'

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Mick Malthouse and Luke Ball, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 14.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Dogs dominate Saints for the second time this year 26:24

27d ago26:24

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The Western Bulldogs’ comprehensive win over St Kilda sends them into the top eight, meanwhile the Saints are left wondering how they can redeem their season in front of a dwindling crowd. What is responsible for Brisbane’s final quarter fade outs? Is everyone happy about the Grand Final remaining at 2:30pm? Plus, the team preview the remaining gam…

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Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (Taylor's Version) 1:29:56

28d ago1:29:56

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It's our second episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick something we got THREE requests for, from Kris C., Carolyn Knudstrup and Emma Looman. It's an epic patience-testing three-and-a-half-hour live concert film spanning the entire illustrious career of the single most popular and influe…

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Darcy back in for the Dogs and Pickett's payday 17:04

28d ago17:04

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Sam Darcy’s remarkable recovery sees him return to the field, what can he bring to tonight's clash against the Saints? Kysaiah Pickett has signed a huge $12m contract extending his time with Melbourne to 2034. Winning form is good form so who’s is better, the Hawks or the Crows? And it’s do-or-die between Melbourne and Port.…

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Hard call on Soft Cap and what's in a contract anyway? 22:30

29d ago22:30

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Luke Beveridge is set to remain out in Footscray until the end of 2027, so what makes a coach either sign on or walk away? Melbourne have reportedly tabled a huge offer for Kysaiah Pickett, is he worth it? Soft Cap Limit changes have been introduced to ensure assistant coaches are retained at clubs, should there be a limit on resources that activel…

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Demons left frustrated and does the AFL need to assess their concussion tests? 16:06

30d ago16:06

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The Pies held off the Demons in a one-point thriller, but should have May and Gawn kept their interaction behind closed doors? What needs to be improved to ensure players are receiving their HIA test promptly? What would Roosy say to Richmond and Gold Coast as they head off for their bye weekend? And he reminisces on his time being inducted into th…

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Low scoring affairs and is it time to ban the bump? 29:37

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This round is on track to be the lowest scoring on average since 1996, what does Roosy suggest is causing such a lack of goals? What's to be gained from Andrew Dillon meeting with Bailey Smith? And Tom Stewart's bump on Noah Anderson has been cleared, does this action just need to be ruled out of the game?…

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AFL Sunday - Geelong's workmanlike performance and Hinkley continues to fight 55:00

1M ago55:00

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The strength of Geelong again proved too strong for Gold Coast at Kardinia Park and Cats veteran Mitch Duncan joins Matt Clinch and Cameron Ling to work through it all.Ken Hinkley's fight continues to be on show and Dion Prestia's goal is rightly worth applauding after a tough day at the MCG for Richmond.…

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AFL Saturday: 'All along from the first bounce of the season we wanted to be really hard to play against" 54:12

1M ago54:12

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Mick Malthouse and Luke Ball, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 13. Today's guest, Richmond Coach Adem Yze, ahead of the Tigers big match with the Swans.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Is Jack Ginnivan disrespecting the game? 30:22

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An explosive first quarter from Hawthorn ensured the Bulldogs never hit the front, but was Jack Ginnivan’s taunting within the spirit of the game? Will the Tasmania Devils need to return to the drawing board? How concerned should the Gold Coast Suns be? Plus, the team preview this weekend’s games.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Devils in the detail and have the Hawks lost their footy DNA? 17:29

1M ago17:29

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The Devils’ liar, and therefore Tasmania's AFL licence is in jeopardy as the Tasmanian Government debate the future of their premier, this can’t be a good look for anybody involved. Can the Adelaide Crows back up last week’s dominate performance when they face the reigning premiers in the wet? Can the Hawks turn around their form against the Bulldo…

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Sicily's sore point and what might Tom Harley bring to the AFL table? 20:01

1M ago20:01

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James Sicily will be sitting out the next two rounds after weeks of speculation that he has been nursing an injury, why the mixed messages? Would former club CEOs have the clubs' or the AFL's best interests at heart when working for the league? Plus, how much will Melbourne be training their goal kicking after their inability to find the big sticks…

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Swanning into AFL House and where’s Sydney’s ‘maximum effort’? 17:16

1M ago17:16

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Lions’ boss, Greg Swann will join the AFL executive team, what can he bring to the role to help iron out some of their persistent problems? Roosy reflects on his weekend, both watching the Swans on field and celebrating 20 years of coaching the premiership side. If injured Callan Ward can’t return to the field, where would his skills be best suited…

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Warding off Tigers and is it ok to call the opposition a ‘rabble’? 32:12

1M ago32:12

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What did injured veteran Callan Ward say to GWS at three-quarter time to inspire such a comeback win against Richmond? Should a CEO apologise for post-match comment by players? Is this the best we've seen of Shai Bolton? And the team discuss how round 12 has shaped a new top eight this week.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Sunday: 'This is not the way you want a guy like that to finish his career'

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AFL Sunday with Matt Clinch and Cameron Ling, analysing what's making news so far in Round 12 of the AFL season.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Saturday: 'Going back to basics is a little bit of what came out of last night'

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Mick Malthouse and Luke Ball, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 12. Today's guest, Hawthorn Coach Sam Mitchell, after the Hawks slumped to their third straight loss, going down to the Magpies by 51 points at the MCG.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Was Laura Kane set up to fail? 30:38

1M ago30:38

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Changes are afoot in AFL house, Laura Kane’s role has been sub-divided and a new role created, what does this mid-season audit say about the current situation? Brisbane were able to hold off Essendon at the Gabba. How concerned should we be about the Hollywood Hawks? Can Nat Fyfe still make a meaningful contribution to Fremantle? Plus, the team pre…

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Celebrating 20 years of ‘Here it is’ 20:56

1M ago20:56

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The Swans are rolling out the red (and white) carpet this week to mark the 20 year anniversary of their premiership win, Paul Roos reminisces about that day and lets us in on the meaning behind his iconic speech moment. How quickly will we see some of last night’s draftees on the field and will they fit into the AFL environment? And the team previe…

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Concussion consistency confusion and rookies ready to rumble 17:38

1M ago17:38

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Alex Pearce has successfully overturned his three-week suspension, but it has left the AFL world confused, especially when comparing the decision to earlier 2025 tribunal outcomes. The mid-season rookie draftee list will be eagerly awaiting their footy fate ahead of the mid-season draft today, who could we see on the park as early as this weekend? …

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Tribunal Tuesday: Is Pearce's fate already sealed? 20:49

1M ago20:49

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Fremantle captain Alex Pearce will find out tonight if his three-week suspension will be upheld after his collision with Darcy Bryne-Jones that left him concussed. Geelong will need to clarify third-party player payment concerns to avoid speculation. What benefit does Collingwood see rotating their captaincy while Darcy Moore is out? And how can pl…

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Is it fair to call Gold Coast a nepo baby? 31:57

1M ago31:57

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Damien Hardwick has hit back at Ross Lyon's calling Gold Coast the AFL’s 'nepo baby' so is the academy system fair for all AFL teams? Roosy says Carlton should focus on their defence and says all teams are just 'dumping' it into the square which is becoming problematic. Does the AFL need a mid-season trade? And the team unpack the key results of ro…

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AFL Sunday: 'Clearly the biggest honour of my career, leading the boys out'

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AFL Sunday with Matt Clinch and Cameron Ling. Today's guest, Collingwood star Nick Daicos, after leading the Magpies to a 45 point victory over the Kangaroos at Docklands.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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AFL Saturday: 'With Bailey ... remember he's 23'

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AFL Saturday with Corbin Middlemas, Luke Ball and Adam Ramanauskas, reviewing and previewing the AFL matches in Round 11. Today's guest, Geelong Coach Chris Scott.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Cats fend off Dogs in high scoring thriller 31:41

2M ago31:41

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Scores were level in the final quarter but Geelong we able to keep the Dogs at bay in an exciting Thursday night clash. Who needs the win more between Brisbane and Hawthorn? Is Max Gawn still the best ruckman in the league? And the team preview the remainder of Sir Doug Nicholls Round including the Dreamtime game at the 'G.…

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Will the Dogs rib Smith and which teams desperately need to find form? 19:07

2M ago19:07

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How the Bulldogs treat former teammate Bailey Smith will speak volumes about his personality and what it takes for him to perform at his best (or worst). Who out of Carlton and GWS can snap their form slump to get their season back on track? And Richmond will be heading into their second five day turn around this season, what impact does this have …

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