Arrive by accident, stay for a laugh. From dad jokes (some a bit rogue) to games and the moments that made us chuckle this week, we tackle whatever comes our way—with great vigour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sometimes you get to talk to people who got the chocolates, and Matthew Hayden is definitely that. So we were pumped. Here's what we went over: – Swimming with Sharks – Running Nude at the MCG – Whether Skin can still make it – If Haydos is available for selection in the Ashes – Why he likes the chair he is sitting on! A couple things that may inte…
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This week: – Are there bad times for beers? – Gode's brief and confusing foray into bodybuilding – Smut Reading Contest: Who's got the voice for it? – Silent Auction: Is Table Tennis a Winter Olympic Sport? If you want to follow Skin's 75 hard journey the easiest way is probbaly in the WGTC Whoop group. He won't see anything obviously, but you can …
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This week: – Presidential Quote or Comedian? – English listeners' Ashes predictions – Best nicknames we've been sent – Mickus’ game: It’s Not About the Money (but… it is) A couple things that may interest you: 🎟️ Live Show Tickets 🛍️ Grab your Chocs Merch 📲 Facebook Snippets & Chaos 🎥 Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m…
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This week: – Underrated jokes that surely deserved more love – Cricket season updates – Wedding bangers playlist – A weird game of What’s Longer? A couple things that may interest you: 🎟️ Live Show Tickets 🛍️ Grab your Chocs Merch 📲 Facebook Snippets & Chaos 🎥 Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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Rump Records, Cold Ones & Career Advice This week: 🍑 Rump Record Attempt – One listener took the challenge on. 🍻 Beer Hypotheticals – Gode’s scenarios are very pub-themed. 🏉 Brisbane: Sporting Capital – Forget Melbourne. Brisbane are too good. 💼 Ben Hunt’s Career Options – New gigs for the Broncos legend, courtesy of us. Hit play now for laughs, ch…
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Longevity, Premiers & Imposters This week: 🎙️ Must or Dust – “Not everyone needs a podcast" we're hearing. 🦁 Brisbane Lions Recap – Leigh went to the Grand Final and lived to tell the tale. 🍑 Rump Record – A behind-the-scenes moment you’ll wish stayed behind the scenes. 🥇 Chocs Ep 300 – Somehow, we’re still going. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, an…
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This week: 🔊 Namestorming a UE Boom 🏟️ Should Leigh go to the AFL Grand Final? ⛳ Friend of the Show 🐺 What’s the Time, Mr Wolf? If you listen to this episode on a speaker, you can give it a new name by halfway through the episode. Huge news. 🎟️ Live Show Tickets 🛍️ Chocs Merch (Great for golf days) 🎥 Full video episodes 📲 Facebook snippets & highli…
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'That Guy', Head-butting and Shower Time This week: 🏘️ "That Guy" from Your Town – Every hometown has one… and we heard about yours. 💋 Open-Eyed Technique – Leigh reflects on his own kissing mechanics. 🚿 Shower Shaming – Skin sets a record for time spent under hot water. 🎵 Reverse Song Game – Skin flips tracks backwards… and we try guess them. Hit …
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Team Songs, Name Crimes & Shower Shocks This week: 🏆 Gode still waiting for that Team Song – Leigh got the chocolates in the WGTC Cup. 🧼 You’ve Been Showering Wrong – The internet tells us how to do it (there is a lot of disagreement). ❌ Names That Shouldn’t Exist – Apparently all are real! 🧠 First Name Challenge – Gode quizzes us on the names we d…
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Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual Mischief This week: 🚿 Leigh’s Hygiene Disaster – One of the most uncomfortable public moments in Chocs history. 👀 Skin vs. Jonathan Thurston – An accidental staring comp with an NRL legend. 🎯 147s, 9-Darters & Sports Perfection – We attempt to understand elite sporting feats. 🌍 How to Say Penis Around th…
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Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related Mishaps This week: 📚 Skin’s After Hours Activity – He’s found a direct line. 👀 Gode’s Weekend Observation – Something caught his eye and absolutely fired him up. 🐑 Mickus vs the Sheep – An encounter in Dunedin that nobody saw coming. 🏷️ Nickname Hall of Fame – We go through your very best submissions. H…
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Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches This week: 💍 Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went down. 💭 Delusional Beliefs – Mickus is certain he could swim all day. 🏏 Shadow Cricket Confessions – Gode is happy for it to continue! 🧠 Silent Auction Trivia – How many Olympic gold medallists can we name unde…
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Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical retirement, this one is as rogue as Gode's general language. Plus, there’s a movie rec thrown in no spoilers (almost). This week: 🗣️ Inside Jokes from the Group Chat – Comprehension here is difficult. 🎬 Movi…
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Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week: 🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air). 🏉 Panthers: Cheats or Elites? – We argue. 🗺️ NZ Landmark or Made-Up Phrase? – A quiz with suspiciously scenic answers. 🥇 Friend of the Show Award – A very creative detour. Hit play now for a laugh and a tip of the cap to anot…
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💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry. Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists. This week: 🧠 Harry Potter Spell or Muscle? – Can we tell the difference between wizardry and anatomy? 🎶 Songs That Slap: Australia/NZ Edi…
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Coldplay and Words we Might not Say! The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell Irish names. Plus, there’s a Gen Z slang game that exposes one of us. This week: 📚 What came first: the Harry Potter book or the rugby …
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Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that. But also this week: 🎁 Birthday Gifts – A life hack for the ages. 🎬 School Flicks – A nostalgia trip back to movie days at school. 🖤 Why We Hate Collingwood – Ap…
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The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You) We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't be further from the truth. Here's what we’ve got for you: 🏃♂️ Gold Coast Marathon Recap – Who finished, who flopped, who needs new knees. ⛳ Hole-in-One vs Perfect Game (Round 2) – The debate rolls on. 🏉 …
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287. Gamay I have a Beer? feat. Jana
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1:06:31Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony This week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with her husband? 🏆 Hole-in-One Presentation – Gode’s big golf moment, immortalised (sort of). 💘 Perfect Partners: Jana Edition – Relatio…
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Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages This week: 💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues. 🏉 Leigh Wins State of Origin – Well his version of it. 📱 Social Sins & Wins – Finally... someone explains what POV actually means. 🐋 Orcas in Hats – You were as surprised as you are. 🧠 New Word Game – Skin steals like an …
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Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly) This week: 🧍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accidentally become an insult. 🏏 Explaining Cricket to Newcomers – It's real hard hey! 🥾 Trail Running Recap – Scenic views, sore legs, and a parody song. 🎙️ Gode’s New Podcast Elevator Pitch – A bold new take on what thi…
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Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness This week: 🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version. ☕ Coffee order hypotheticals – That are strangely real. ⚽ Ange’s Next Move? – We pitch some totally reasonable new careers. 🎤 Do we need meet & greets? – And should they be called something cooler? 📝 Spelling Bee – Is hypoc…
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Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game This week: 📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief. 🛠️ Nicknames for Tradies – From Sparkies to Brikkies… some are questionable, but all are laughable. ❓ Questions Only – A segment where you can only speak in questions. 🎬 Celebrity Category Rankings (A–G) – One le…
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Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything This week: 🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best. 💘 Perfect Partners: Leigh’s Turn – Can he read Rochelle’s mind? No is the simple answer. 👶 What Even Is a Nepo Baby? – Not convinced this is correct. But hopefully Ross Lyon can explain it. 🧠 New Game: What’s the Origin...al? – Did thi…
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Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut This week: 💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds? 📊 Skin’s Stats is back – The jingle alone is worth the listen. 🔤 Try Not to Say “E” – Easily the hardest challenge… damn it. 🇰🇷 South Korea Trip Wrap – Judge Judy isn't allowed there. 📖 New Game: Smut or Not? – Leigh reads alou…
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Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week: 📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chords. 🧢 Nicknames return – Some we think are the best we have been sent. 🏉 What was Jerome Luai’s dad thinking? – Genuine question. 🛠️ Mickus’ crack moment – Workplace fashion fail or calculated move? 🤯 End-…
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Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights! This week: 👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone concerned. Check out the Avenger work boot here - https://www.worklocker.com.au/collections/bata 🤔 Gode in full kit... for the wrong team? – An intriguing Hypothetical. ⛳ Top 5 Moments from Hole-in-One – As g…
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Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio! This week: ⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge. 💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet. 🧼 Loofah debate – Are they still in fashion or officially dust? 📱 Writing Skin’s new Instagram bio – It gets kind of weird. Hit play now for…
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277. We Aren't The Best At Wrapping Up.... Conversations
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47:51Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics This week: 🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically). ☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are certain in life? 🏏 Congregate Round – Should the BBL consider a Magic/Gather round style event? 🧮 Are You Smarter Than A Skin Grader? – Grade…
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Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist This week: 🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife. 🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge shouting… with a very strange method. 🍽️ Build your own Masters Menu – Unlimited budget yet somehow we have pistachio nuts. ⛳ Reverse …
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275. Can Smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday
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42:40Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns! This week: 🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy. 🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line (hypothetically). 🗣️ Sayings you’ve never heard – Some of these can't possibly be real. 🧠 Pun-demonium (New Game!) – We don't practice this …
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This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories. It’s short, chaotic, and full of reasons to try and not get quite so inebriated at the next wedding you go to! 🎤 Back Thursday with your re…
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The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'. This week: 💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress! 🍷 Whine of the Week – Gode off the long run. 🍻 Who Would You Get a Beer With? – Some strong/ tough match ups. 🎤 Finish in the Lyrics – What song d…
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The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations! This week: 👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose. 🎭 Cheating Allegations – Gode is pointing the finger, but there are more fingers getting involved. 🌟 Unhinged Reviews – We've have found the best an…
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272. Fast Cars, Big Stars & Financial Scars
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46:10Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game! This week: 💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others. 🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the season! 🔠 The Second Letter Game – A challenge that’ll break your brain. 📢 Perfect Sponsorships Don’t Exist – But they do when we write the…
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Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game! This week: 🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this... 🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them! 💼 Job fails from the Choccies – Some absolute shockers. 🪙 Heads or tails? – The real odds might surprise you. 🤔 New game: Slightly famous person or my fri…
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Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding! This week: 🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all! 🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently. ⚡ Glenn Phillips is a freak – Genuine velcro hands. 📝 Funniest Test Answers – Kids = unintentional comedy geniuses. 🏆 The Most Famous Todd – The gam…
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269. Less is more (that’s what she didn’t say)
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44:27Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers! This week: 🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house? ⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really? 🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one letter and create a totally new film. 📝 Spelling Bee showdown – Words were spelled, confidence was shattered. Hit play now for laughs, ch…
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A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy! This week: 🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means. 🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims. 🤣 Gode drops a top 3 pun of all time – Not just on this podcast, maybe anywhere. 🎵 Human Shazam controversy – Things get heated over rap. Hit play now…
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Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter? 🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work …
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Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes. Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe! Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint. Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds. Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat…only telling you in case you th…
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Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said! Here’s what’s on the menu: Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' gu…
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We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head…
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You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu: Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he…
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Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli'…
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Top 10 Best Moments of the Year! 2024 Edition
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46:48How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawl…
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Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos! This week we ran into the one and only Adam Gilchrist... And completely deck chaired (folded under pre…
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We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for …
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We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table. We learn plenty about the strategy of Blackjack, come up with a nickname for his friend Rob, and Gode and Tim ambush the podcast to bond over horse racing. Hell of a fun chat with Tim! Hope you enjoy. You can follow Tim o…
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Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Leigh and Skin feel very targeted in this segment! Gode has some things he needs to get off his chest in a new small segment where he moans about things that annoy him. Oh he also wants it sponsored imm…
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