"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.
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Episode 222: The Number of the Final Episode... for now
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55:11It's the final episode of Here Make This, at least for now. We celebrate 4 years of podcasting with some reflection, some thank-you's, and some honest feedback on why we've decided to close this chapter. To all our guests, our listeners and our online contributors - Thanks from Jackas and Larko
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Episode 221: The Final Toilet Episode...Promise!
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38:43We take you back to the smallest toilet in the room for the final time.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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It's all about venting and driving this week. Larko finds the smallest of markets to peddle his product. Jackas covers off your shopping hours and something that'll work for everyone.
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Episode 219: Disposing of Seafood and Portable Satisfaction
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33:25Things are a bit blue this week. We head off to the public toilet to seek satisfaction. Larko provides some guidance for prawn lovers and disposing of seafood effectively.
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Episode 217: Killer Musicals and Revealing the Source
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48:15We can't believe we made it to 217 episodes. A personal best for us. We celebrate as Larko reveals a killer musical and Jackas steals condiments.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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It's family night this week in the studio as Jackas presents and idea to keep everyone entertained. Larko takes a BIG SWING and decides he's had enough of the world.
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Episode 215: Concerts and Resilience
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1:00:24We're off to a concert this week. Annoyances and ideas-a-plenty to help you through the experience, or re-create it. Then we talk about punching kids.
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Episode 214: More Christmas (last one, promise)
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50:58It's still Christmas according to us. Space-time continuum and all. A few Christmas ideas thrown together, wrapped up and put under the dead Christmas tree you should have packed up 3 weeks ago and dumped on the nature strip.
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Episode 213: Fresh Dough, Fresh Tunes, Fresh Air
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52:34It's a bonus Christmas episode we forgot about. Lucky you! Tanya joins us to discuss the latest ideas out of the Here Make This think tank.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Do find the metric system confusing? Jackas has an idea for you. Do need even more music trivia and history? Larko has an idea for you.
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It's Christmas and a brand new year. We kick off this year with a coupe of corkers. One for Christmas day and one for the movie fans based in Surfers Paradise.
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Episode 210: Christmas Beers and Boring Workshops
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45:51Jackas proves that Christmas sucks, but Larko has a decent idea for consuming even more alcohol during the holiday period. Jackas presents a TV show.
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Jackas takes us through his bucket list in an attempt to convince Larko to take a trip to the USA. Larko is inspired by some childhood rides.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 208: Big Bins and Revolutionary Kitchen Appliances
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55:43There's something familiar about Larko's idea this week. Jackas takes us through the amazing world of garbage.
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Jackas has a rant about how toupees aren't socially acceptable. Larko brings the Brit Pop and the guitar.
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Episode 206: Moving Shit and Flavouring Shit
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34:08We put Larko out of a job while he's distracted by chips, but promptly re-employ him in a new role.
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Episode 205: The Mens' Vice Episode
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1:00:16This episode is mainly for the men. We tap into our two favourite vices.
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We help out our furry friends. Not those weird ones that like to dress up. We mean actual pets.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Jackas takes a relatively pointless trip to Bunnings and comes up with a brialliant idea whilst there. Larko is sick of fancy dogs and their owners.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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We get crazy and decide there's a need to know who else is crazy within the local vicinity. Larko needs to swear without offending anyone. Chez likes dogs.
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Episode 201: Tasty Mobility, Fast Sleep and Timing Your Run
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54:50Jackas gets inspiration for an idea having seen the latest Aliens film. Larko wants to bring home tastey meals. Chez takes us through an original idea for avoiding old people.
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Episode 200: The 200th Episode Episode
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1:09:58It's the 200th Episode and it's not your normal episode. Or is it? You'll have to listen to find out.
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Episode 199: Dangerous Playground Equipment and Being Organised
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39:20It's the penultimate episode before the big 200th episode. We leave nothing on the table and cover a taboo topic, while Larko vents on being organised.
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Episode 198: Trans, Internet and Navigation
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52:04Get excited people. Another cracking episode with one of our favourite guests. Pets, teens and travel are the order of the day, and there's something in there about the Spice Girls as well.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 197: Obscure, News, Holidays
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1:19:51We're all pumped for the Olympics and we suggest vetting your dance moves before coming on the show. Tanya wants a cheap holiday and Larko wants to catch up on current eventsBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 196: Live Cooking and the Movie of the Century
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48:33A very long drawn-out conversation about Aliens. A delicious succulent Chinese meal, and an idea about live cooking
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Episode 195: Whacking the Donkey, Clones and Lost Clothing
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57:40Tanya K is back and things get rather loose. We cover off adult party games, getting out of work and finding lost clothing.
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Larko has the answer to shocking dumb animals. Jackas returns to the cosmetics counter at Myer and tries to convince them to buy his new range of fragrances.
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It's another toasty episode as we work our way through winter. Grab a cuppa, a blanky, and snuggle on the couch with your pet.
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Episode 192: Big Tits and testing a theory on Podcast Titles
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42:37That's right. An episode dedicated to breasts. If you think the subject matter is interesting, wait til you see the socials!!By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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There's a new club in town, just for those who don't like clubs. Larko presents a #justfixthat and a rant follows.
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Episode 190: Green Beer and City Transport
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36:49It's St Patrick's Day - at least it was in March, so just in time for next year, Larko presents a musical option for the non-Irish. Jackas talks us through a great option for getting around the city whilst seeking thrills.
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Episode 189: Arguments, Thrill Rides and Bullying
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1:04:34Solving arguments, thrill rides and bullying. Tanya joins us again and we get into relationships and transport.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Larko leverages a previous idea, rebrands it, repackages it and presents it. It's not bad. Jackas craps on about knives for 10 minutes.
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Episode 187: Pending Title: Food in the Toilet* (*not literally IN the toilet. We're not pigs)
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1:00:08Food in the toilet. And bouncing!
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Don't let the episode title throw you. It's an M-rated episode where we cover chocolate, milk and mobile broadcasting
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Episode 185: Sarcasm, Dairy Products and Exercise Power
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48:56The big man is back. Chezlar joins us for another smashing episode, covering sarcasm, milk and kinetic energy.
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It's another all-food episode. Kinks and big arse burgers. Not in that order.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 183: Painting, Gigs and Condiments (Again)
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51:51It's a fully explosize episode! (Spoiler alert) Chezlar drops by the studio for a couple of Black Russians and hilarity ensuesBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 182: Peeing for Mileage and Vending Medicinals
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36:36Larko is changing THE WORLD with his idea for a new fuel source. Jackas has another rant about fucking PharmacistsBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 181: Cheap Flying, Easy Parking and Fucking Eggs
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1:04:31There's a special feeling in the air as we welcome back Chezlar to the podcast. We talk parking, eggs and flying. Something for everyone this week.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Larko has a great idea, about 4 years too late. Jackas has a great ideaBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 179: Sweet Treats, Homeless Employment, Drexting
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51:03Chezlaaaaaaaaaaaaaar is back and he's brought his Nutbush with him. Larko presents an idea with the longest name in the history of the podcast.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 178: Pet Poop, Poor Drivers, Quick Change
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57:34Pets taking a shit. New clothing experiences and Jackas has another rant at crap drivers.
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Episode 177: Listening to Animals and Disco Cocktails
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36:51Listening to animals and having a bit of fun at their owner's expense. Enjoy your next cocktail party by combining your two loves. We've got you completely covered this week.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 176: Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish
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49:15Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish. Nuff said!
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Episode 175: Stealing Goods and Eating Snacks
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48:46Sitting on the couch and got a hankering for your favourite snack? We present an idea for sorting it out. Larko thinks it's ok to steal shit if you're old.
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She's back again. The Tank joins us for another exciting episode of your favourite podcast. We mention pizza, pooping and bags.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 173: Walking for POWER and Selfies
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29:24Take your exercise to a whole new power level! Larko resorts to AI, as we do.
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