Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 65: Farewell Battle Schlock
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1:26:47Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the end of the current edition of AoS, what they want out of the new edition…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 64: Terribly Sorry But There’s Going To Be Some Redundancies
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1:07:06Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the miniature culling for the new Age of Sigmar. John decides to switch gear…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 63: Warhammer for DnD
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1:03:29Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about how bad of an actual general Andrew would be with his ADHD, they also talk a…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 62: Let Slip The Grognards of War!
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1:24:54Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed Sets, Andy speculates on what minis he might get …
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 61: More Like Stank and File (Rank and Foul?)
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56:31Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer: The Old World while simultaneously only contribut…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 60: Cape Knife
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1:06:25Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar Battletome, , ogle the art, and run bits on the map…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 59: Ork Living Conditions
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1:01:01Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John rip on Saruman’s ridiculous end goal for Middle Earth, talk unit pricing for Cities of Sigmar and Andrew attempts to im…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 58: Something Old, Something Cute
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1:22:32Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew finds 60 free goblins from his very old Elves vs. Goblins Warhammer box and discovers the adorable “Cloth Gobkins” from Statuesq…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 57: Cities of Sigmar Leak
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54:07Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode they gush about the Cites of Sigmar Leak and how they might take the spot as #1 good guy army. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 56: Crotch Pain Wizardry
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1:01:40Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode t…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 55: Andrew’s Ludicrous Destruction Faction Pitch
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1:17:43Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up with some lady characters to increase the fan base and Andrew’s idea is absolutely bonkers. As always, music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 54: Cities of Dripmar
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1:08:02On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar Characters. Andrew plays a game of One Page Rules against a listener and loses. John roasts Andrew and then Andrew reveals some details on a mech based tab…
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Legends of The Painty Men 53: Drooling Over Cities of Sigmar
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57:07One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We’ll be tryin out new software f…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 52: Roasting The Realms
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57:20One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 51: Pimp Vampires and Overheating at a Medieval Reenactment
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54:19One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharad…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 50: Gloomspite Gitz and The Curse of Too Many Rulebooks
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1:02:29Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 49: The Space Marine Dirty Diaper Dance
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1:10:18Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content cat…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 48: AOS Game Recaps and Temporarily Retiring a Bit
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1:04:57Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month. Enj…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode: We Actually Play Warhammer Again!
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1:03:27Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 47: Blood and Plunder and Warhammer for DnD
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1:03:33Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys bo…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help!
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1:16:56Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasin…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking!
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1:23:50While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. …
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills
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55:58Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shil…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 44: Bad British Robots
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51:17Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Leg…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 43: Slaves to Awesome
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49:17Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Leg…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys
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1:03:47Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy! music by the amazing @flux…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 41: Chaotic Neutral Hobby Complaints
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1:06:30Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun! music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion!…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 40: Fun Armies And Azyrian Toilets (with special guest Dave Witek from Garage Hammer)
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1:25:43Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John’s fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys …
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 39: Includes Rules For Solo Play! (HeroQuest Edition)
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1:04:09Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom’s obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old H…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 38: Lay Low The Nerd Rage
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1:12:18Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists, red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one! Music by the amazing…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 37: AOS 3 Point Oh!
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49:04Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Solo Bonus Episode! Gamma Wolves, Gundam, Centerpiece Models Galore! (in YOUR face, John!)
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58:00Comedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers questions, talks Gunpla, giant minis and Gamma Wolves. Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 36: AOS 3.0 Part 1
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1:20:22Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 35: Belly Button Lady Demons
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1:20:52Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 34: Theater Bongo King and The Cursed City
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1:05:15Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater kings, tiles versus terrain and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 33: Wondrous Powers
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1:12:38Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Float and terrible unique character powers. Stick around after for all the @fluxpavilion tracks that he was kind enough to create for us and check out his new a…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 32: The Gambler
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1:21:00Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Slaanesh releases (the fat guy on the barge hadn’t come out yet), genital builds and licensed fantasy novel writing. Music by the incred…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 31: Windmill Eating Buffoons
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1:11:47Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy is a little low in this episode, Zoom issue, but muscle through because it’s worth it. Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kic…
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 30: The Fluff is The Crunch
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1:02:32Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as sone funny problems with the lore. Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !…
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Painty Men Episode 29: The Best Players
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1:13:55Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players that make them.By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 28: Battleline Boats
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1:17:34Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves. music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 27: The Game That Started The Podcast
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1:14:34Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast. music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 26: Sigmar DnD
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1:12:04Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Episode May/April
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59:01Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!…
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 25: Yak Attack
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1:14:31Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves. Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilionBy John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 24: Ogroid Rage
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1:12:40Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can’t copyright those. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Painty Men Bonus Episode Questions, Andrew Can Kill A Grot, and Warbar, Half Warrior, Half Barbarian
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54:15John Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 23: High Falutin Aelves
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1:09:49Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.By John Roy and Andrew DeWitt
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Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Question And Answers !
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48:08Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradition of recording a monthly bonus episode of questions and answers for listeners. This was from the same batch where Andrew forgot a mic cable so forgive the…
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