Best Bastards Of The Universe Podcasts (2025)

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 8 - Boots Do the Talking 1:13:21

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K-Cell attempts to evade local law enforcement with impulsive decision making. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interac…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 7 - The Green Room 1:14:22

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K-Cell and an unlikely ally discover what plagues Port Orford, Oregon. KOAN, KLEIN and KRÖGER begin the cover up. KINGSTON reaches out to an old contact. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 6 - All You Fascists Bound to Lose 1:06:56

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Now back together, K-Cell exchange intel and form a plan. There's a time to investigate and there's a time to shoot first, ask questions never. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our effor…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 5 - Police Story 1:06:44

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KOAN and KLEIN go to Gold Beach Memorial Hospital to speak with a survivor of the Deathshead incident. KRÖGER changes plans. KINGSTON finally arrives back in Gold Beach, Oregon. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. …

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Dog Movies 30:34

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy let the dogs out — straight into the movies. From wilderness survival to foul-mouthed strays to a brand-new horror pup, we’re diving snout-first into three wildly different canine flicks. First up: Call of the Wild, where Harrison Ford befriends a CGI dog with more emotional intelligence t…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 4 - Sisu 1:03:20

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KLEIN and KOAN make a startling discovery and ensure a man's silence. KRÖGER uncovers more information. KINGSTON escalates the situation. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 3 - Defiance 58:58

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KINGSTON buys a ladder. KLEIN and KOAN visit the morgue and make disturbing discoveries. KRÖGER digs into Seth Myers and the overall investigation. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our e…

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Weird Movies 44:04

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy tumble deep into the bizarre end of cinema’s bathtub with three gloriously deranged picks: The Greasy Strangler, Krazy House, and One Battle After Another. It’s an ooze-soaked, brain-melting journey through awkward nudity, screaming absurdity, and art so strange it might actually be genius. Expect confusion, l…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 2 - Inglorious Bastards 58:20

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KRÖGER uncovers startling information. KINGSTON continues surveillance. KLEIN and KOAN meet some locals. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Disco…

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WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 1 - She Flies With Her Own Wings 1:07:57

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March 5, 2018. K-Cell deploys to Gold Beach, Oregon in the wake of a massacre in Port Orford, Oregon to determine if it has an Unnatural origin. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our effo…

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Triple Agents, Casino Heists, and Calculated Chaos 14:13

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The gang hires a bodyguard and goes to a card game.By SD Bastards Gaming

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC - Deathbed Confessional 1:33:23

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When an Agent dies, we want to remember all the good and the bad they did in the world. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other gr…

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The Stephen King Cinematic Universe Pt II 44:01

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Send us a text Ken and Andy return to Castle Rock for another round of Stephen King adaptations, and this time the ride gets weird. The boys tackle the early-’90s CGI trip The Lawnmower Man in a full Better Than Gigli segment, asking the hard question: is this cyber-thriller a misunderstood gem or just lawn clippings? Then it’s on to two very diffe…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 12 - Postmortem with Colin Richards 2:19:04

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HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we unpack Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC with scenario writer Colin Richards and talk about his inspiration for “Signal to Noise”, his writing process, our favorite flavors of ice cream and snowballs, favorite moments of the arc, and answer Discord user questions. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, r…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 11 - Home Improvement Pt. 3 1:36:51

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The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Eddie Vittorio. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Some lines of dialogue are lifted from the video game "Disco Elysium" as a fun nod and love letter to one of Max's favorite video games. Poem…

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Animation Pt I 48:00

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Send us a text This week, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the wild world of animation! We’re rolling through three very different animated adventures: the trippy cult-classic Heavy Metal (1981), Pixar’s latest family-friendly cosmic quest Elio (2025), and the neon-fueled, music-powered chaos of K-Pop: Demon Hunters. From hard rock space operas to …

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Creepy Kids 50:20

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Send us a text This week Ken and Andy open the nursery door into the world of evil offspring and spine-tingling child terror. Our theme: Creepy Kids. 👶 First up, we take on The First Omen (2024), a stylish prequel that tries to recapture the devilish dread of the classic franchise. 🧸 Then we move into chilling psychological territory with Bring Her…

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Envoys and Entrapment 16:09

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The gang negotiates tariffs.By talonpowers

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Independent Operations 18:22

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The gang has a meeting and throws a party.By talonpowers

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Moff Missions Moff Problems 20:35

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The gang kidnaps . . . excuse me, assassinates the sector governor.By talonpowers

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A Glittering Gamble of Wits and Wreckage 16:30

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The gang goes to the casino.By talonpowers

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The Accidental Baron's Gambit 17:08

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The gang conquers a hunting moon.By talonpowers

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The Backstabbing Herglic 15:35

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The gang pulls off a bacta heist but gets caught up in an insurance scam.By talonpowers

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Tailgunner's Delight 16:58

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The gang pulls off a starfighter heist and makes a new friend.By talonpowers

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Nobody Said Becoming Rebels Would Be Easy 18:14

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The gang gets together and pulls off their first mission.By talonpowers

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 10 - Home Improvement Pt. 2 57:10

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The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Dr. Rufus Kimble. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join o…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 9 - Home Improvement Pt. 1 56:20

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The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Scott Macallan. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our…

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Horroromance (Featuring Thomas Mahoney) 1:07:24

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Send us a text This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy dive headfirst into the spooky, swoony world of Horroromance—where scares meet love stories. We’re breaking down three very different entries in the genre: the Norwegian supernatural coming-of-age thriller Thelma (2017), the heartfelt Your Monster, and the quirky indie romance Together. Jo…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 8 - The Pillar 1:04:08

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CoMe, rEiCeiVeR. wE WaTCH yoU wAtcH uS! This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! A…

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Ice Cube's War Of The Worlds (Better Than Gigli?) 22:06

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Send us a text In this one-off Better Than Gigli deep dive, we grab our space helmets and bandanas to explore the inexplicable, unproduced fever dream that is Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. We talk alien invasions with West Coast swagger, debate whether tripod walkers would be improved with hydraulics and spinning rims, and imagine what happens when…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 7 - Not in Kansas Anymore 55:07

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The Kansas Team attempt to find their way out. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green …

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 6 - Relay Station 2 1:00:43

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Scott and Rufus have a conversation. Vince builds the signal interrupter device. The storm finally hits town. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our …

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Right Wingers 57:26

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Send us a text 🎙️ New Episode: Red, White & Reel — Right-Wing Cinema Explored This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and the gang dive headfirst into the world of right-wing cinema with a triple feature that’s as ideologically loaded as it is conversation-worthy. First up, the vigilante fantasy Sound of Freedom — a box office juggernaut that sparked a…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 5 - Dead Air 57:40

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Rufus is...somewhere. Vince, Scott, and Eddie deal with the repercussions of an ever-changing opera. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord s…

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Ken Goes To The Doc (Documentaries) 44:15

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Send us a text This week, Ken dives deep into the world of lighthearted documentaries—but things get weird fast. From a secret apartment hidden in a mall to the uniquely charming life of “My Mom Jayne,” and finally, the truly unforgettable saga of the Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, we’re peeling back the curtain on some of the quirkiest true stories out …

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 4 - Wires & Fries 1:42:00

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Scott, Vince, and Eddie visit Electri-Cal's TV/VCR Repair in town. Rufus meets with a missing boy's mother. More revelations threaten to undermine the Kansas Team's efforts. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. As a heads up, in order to see the video handouts heard throughout the arc, …

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Zombies Pt I 43:45

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Send us a text 🧟‍♂️ This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy are crawling out of the grave to sink their teeth into three undead entries in the zombie genre: the quiet heartbreak of Maggie (2015), the meditative Scandinavian dread of Handling the Undead (2024), and the surprise resurrection sequel 28 Years Later… (2025). Do these flicks breathe…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 3 - Spork in the Coleslaw 52:33

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The Kansas Team reconvenes at the Summit Heights bed & breakfast to exchange information and deal with horrifying revelations. New lines of investigation are subsequently explored. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishin…

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Mountainhead (One off) 13:49

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Send us a text 🎙️ This Week on a very special Pass, Pirate, Pay We’re heading for high altitudes and low morals with Mountainhead, Jesse Armstrong’s HBO satire about four tech bros trapped in a luxury chalet while the world burns (because of them). Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman, and Ramy Youssef lead this dark, weirdly funny spiral into AI, ego, …

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The Stephen King Cinematic Universe Pt I 58:41

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Send us a text We dive into three very different slices of the Stephen King cinematic universe — the prison epic The Shawshank Redemption, the haunted sequel Doctor Sleep, and the meditative mind-bender The Life of Chuck. From hope and horror to heartache and hallucinations, we’re breaking down which of these adaptations are worth your time… and wh…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 2 - Actives 1:14:01

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The Kansas Team begins investigating. Rufus goes on a food run and makes a discovery. Eddie pieces together information. Scott and Vince investigate Frank Mars' apartment. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you…

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EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 1 - Cloudy Reunion 1:00:05

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October 10, 1988. Barely two months after the Stafford incident, the Kansas Team is reassembled in Summit Heights, Pennsylvania to look into strange pirate broadcasts coming from the local TV station. This scenario is based on the Call of Cthulhu scenario “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta G…

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Haunted Houses or Ghosts, Guilt and Glitches 45:17

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Send us a text 🎃 This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, Ken and Andy creep down the haunted hallway of horror cinema—where the floorboards creak with trauma and the wallpaper is peeling in dread. First up is 1985's House, the gonzo ghost-fest where Vietnam flashbacks share a two-bedroom with flying garden tools. Then we check into His House, a bone-chilli…

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Forgotten 80's Favorites (Featuring Danny Jackson) 55:55

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Send us a text 🎙️ Pass, Pirate, Pay dives deep into the neon-lit VHS vault for Forgotten '80s Favorites! This week, Ken and Andy are joined by longtime pal and pop culture savant Danny Jackson to revisit three offbeat gems that deserve a rewind. We’ve got Lucas (1986), the tender teen heartbreaker that made us all protective of Corey Haim and suspi…

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GREEN MIND Ep. 3 - Postmortem with Caleb Stokes 1:15:36

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HEAVY SPOILERS abound as we break down the scenario Lukas ran and have a chat with Caleb Stokes about his writing process in crafting scenarios, Lover In the Ice spoilers, what inspired God's Teeth (without spoilers), gasp politics, and a blooper reel of course. We would like to thank Caleb Stokes for being a really great guy in coming on our show …

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GREEN MIND Ep. 2 - Let Me Die 1:33:03

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Something old and ancient stirs in the Appalachian Mountains that S-Cell has to deal with. A one shot side opera with Caleb Stokes, writer of God's Teeth for Delta Green and creator of the Red Markets TTRPG, as our featured guest player! This scenario is based on “Let Me Grow, Let Me Die” by Loluan/Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Rad…

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GREEN MIND Ep. 1 - Let Me Grow 1:18:12

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April 4, 2000. The Conspiracy is stretched thin. S-Cell is assembled in Bedford, Pennsylvania after it's discovered that a man's face has been fused inside of a tree. A one shot side opera with Caleb Stokes, writer of God's Teeth for Delta Green and creator of the Red Markets TTRPG, as our featured guest player! This scenario is based on “Let Me Gr…

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STONE FALL Ep. 9 - Postmortem with Talison 1:27:44

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HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we pull back the curtain on Operation STONE FALL, with scenario creator Talison joining the 9mmRR cast for questions on inspirations, favorite moments, their writing process, the Cthulhu Mythos and more. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario f…

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Westerns Part II 47:30

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Send us a text Saddle up and keep your trigger fingers loose—Ken and Andy are riding back into the wild, weird West! This week on Pass, Pirate, Pay, the fellas tackle the dusty trail of The Cowboys (1972), where John Wayne herds up some preteen ranch hands; the grisly horror-western Bone Tomahawk, where things get downright cannibalistic; and the b…

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STONE FALL Ep. 8 - Campfire Tales Pt. 2 1:30:09

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The Kansas Team deals with the events of Operation STONE FALL. With Part 2, we look at Eddie Vittorio and Dr. Rufus Kimble. -- This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by…