Best Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer Podcasts (2025)

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RPDC 260: Serious Helicopter Business 49:14

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You know, like pouring water on fires, and safely transporting famous people and their families. Internet reviews for City Crisis on the PS2, getting into the dehydration lifestyle with banana chips, waking up and craving at Flying Biscuit Cafe in South Carolina, responsibilities and IMDB's most popular Dexter review, and Sargento's gouda cheese. F…

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RPDC 259: Delicate Tubes 48:50

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Get your cool ice picks and your space drugs and your sweet desert armor, because we're riding these tubes all the way to infinity, or at least until the screen saver starts again. Either way, I'm there. Internet reviews for frozen beef from Nebraska via Amazon, dealing with coupons at a highway-side Burger King, the work horses of the feet: socks,…

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RPDC 258: Dust Dancing Around Your Mouth 50:23

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Hopefully the dust is flavor dust, like spices or whatever, and not like, dead human skin flakes, or whatever. This week we wrangled internet reviews for "user-friendly" muriatic acid, the bucket hats in Good Burger (1997), we mainline some honey mustard with a look at Dot's Pretzels, and how not to cook Cacique chorizo. For the segment, we adress …

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RPDC 257: Free Roaming Peacocks 48:12

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We're not just peacocking with this pile o' internet reviews gathered for your entertainment and to look like the NBC logo. That's right! Internet reviews for eating pale chicken in boxer briefs, purging the impurities with some of that sticky cleaning goo, avoiding spaghetti and pterodactyls at the Brookfield Zoo, embracing out evolution with Tony…

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RPDC 256: A Lack of Lactose Concerns 49:25

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The milk spoiled a long time ago, anyway. We have got some internet reviews for you this week! Greasing up your gaming mouse, getting the goons together for the Fisher Price Joker Bot, enjoying fine architecture at the Zao Island Amusement Center, hitting one for the old heads with a visit to Nothing Bundt Cakes, and a really weird movie called 'Bi…

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RPDC 255: The Pizza Printer 49:55

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Imagine, infinite and on-demand pizza. Just need to buy marinara and cheese cartridges from Chuck E Cheese Maxazon Emporium™! This week we got some internet reviews for becoming a youth pastor with Karate Kid, getting slushed at 7/11, keyboarding maxing with a Steel Series, some crispy Garnier Fructis shampoo, and partaking in rare delights at the …

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RPDC 254: An Island of Babes 45:55

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There's an island out there full of babes just for you, man. You just have to imagine it as hard as you can. The babes are waiting for you. This week we have internet reviews for khaki shorts at Kohl's return counter, going beyond the pale with Bro Glo sunless tan, giving toddlers "explosive" preworkout, and a wannabe shifter romance novel. For the…

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RPDC 253: My Hardworking 12-Year-Old 46:45

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If the labor laws loosened, those McDoubles would be coming out mighty fast, is all I'm sayin', This week we have some sick little internet reviews for an allegedly special ice maker, seeing Batman Villains in reality TV's "Beyond Scared Straight", those fancy electric water guns, going on a thirst-quenching warpath with Liquid Death tea flavors, a…

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RPDC 252: A Single Man with Hotdog in Hand 51:25

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Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you eat two wieners? This week we have some hot internet reviews for nasty little plastic water bottles, dangerously advancing temporary tattoo technology, throwing bricks at kiddie pools, an ugly and expensive but wonderful Stitch toy, and the dark implications of having a pet pig on a leash. For the segment, we on…

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RPDC 251: A Little War Going On in my Body 54:26

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Man the orange juice cannons, you're going to need some extra vitamin C after this one. We have internet reviews for black licorice twizzlers, My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a Tony Hawk skateboard, and 'Pitch Black'. For the segment, we take a look at a pile of Steam Reviews for arguably a video game 'Black Screen'. Hit the deck! Want more…

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RPDC 250: Dirt & Lemonade 50:32

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When life gives you dirt, put it in some lemonade, drink it up mm yum yum good mmmmm yum I am powerful and full of minerals now. This week on big episode 250 we have internet reviews for Banjo Kazooie AND Banjo Kazooie: Nut and Bolts, a Disney World-esque trip to the Wisconsin Grocery king Woodman's, getting dragged into the darkness by your track …

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RPDC 249: The Whole World is Grease 49:40

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Call me peanut 'cause I'm about to oil. This week we got some hot and spicy internet reviews for a Piggly Wiggly in Talladega, bursting bully sticks dog treats, big ol' Tiger Tail massage rollers, a novel called 'Heartwood', sucking up some Taco Johns, and getting nerdy with 'Gachiakuta'. For the segment, we look at a whole pile of reviews for the …

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RPDC 248: The Opaque, Blue Scooby 51:16

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It's the most tenderloin of gummies. This week we got some delectable internet reviews for the album Frizzle Fry by the very bassy Primus, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Tacoma, and those silly Magic Eye books. For the segment, we take the gloves off and do some Bareknuckle Letterboxding with a deep dive into the live ac…

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RPDC 247: Tales of Greener Pastures 49:05

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It doesn't get much greener than this! And that's the terrifying part. We do have internet reviews for clover-moss type chlorophyll supplements, saw palmetto extracts to mainline, Downer's Grove South high school, enjoying the soap opera for old men that is American Chopper, and partying with the Kids Next Door. For the segment, we see if it's a go…

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RPDC 246: That Sticky Feeling 46:41

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Like watermelon leaking onto the other fruit, or a sucker left on the carpet, this episode will stick with you. We have internet reviews for a presence in Steven's Restaurant, the possibilities of english muffins, kind of a review for the Temu app, Fantastic Four comics, and getting wild off turmeric supplements. For the segment, we dive into the s…

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RPDC 245: Endless Blanket in All Directions 52:17

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Get lost in the ocean, under waves of cotton. Even though it’s summer, I know you’re getting those chilly willys at night, so let this Review Party soothe those bones. We got internet reviews for getting jokey at Dave and Busters, being afraid of ‘Harley Quinn: Fartacular’, ‘Shadowhunters’ on Netflix, and reducing power on the Chevy Malibu. For the…

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RPDC 244: A Messed Up Rug Situation 48:47

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This episode really brings the whole room together! We've got internet reviews for TV mounts, Wild Things Fur hat store, mushroom-shaped epoxy molds, 'Bug Wars', and the Trap Museum. For the segment, we get some a round of pretty unreasonable reviews from Amazon reviewer Reasonable Person. So wipe off your shoes and have a sit! Want more party? Che…

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RPDC 243: Waterbeds EXPLODE 47:46

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Doesn't matter if your water bed is in a race car frame or not, that suckers liable to pop at anytime. This week we wrangled some reviews for pre-toejammed high heals, protein-infused knock-off pop-tarts, gel-cooled aftermarket gamer headphone earmuffs, and a couple of rateyourmusic reviews featuring The Offspring and Bloodhound Gang. For the segme…

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RPDC 242: Such a Solvable Problem 40:18

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Whoa whoa whoa, has disaster struck? Is your life a train wreck? Well all aboard this very special episode of Review Party Dot Com, where we're drilling through reviews of the finest espadrilles, whipped cream sunscreen, a backpack exclusively for GIRLS (and Easter), and to brighten things up, our favorite anime of all time (and also the greatest).…

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Great Hits Volume 5: Recycling the Oxygen 42:05

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This week we're treating you to some of the tastiest bits from episodes 80-89. We're talking LED lights and DJ Real Baby, a not so handy pizza cutter, the soy sweats and a solid dude, air and souls in cans, deeeeep cleanses, bum bum cream, and getting your kid to go to sleep. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 241: The Best Car Ever Made? 51:04

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The results are in, and with the biggest upset of all time, it turns out Subaru knows how to make vehicles! We have some reviews for The Chocolate Touch by Patrick Skene Catling, the Subaru Baja for the subie boys, Starved Rock State Park, and a Petco cat tree. For the segment, we read some lovely Sims patch notes. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Want more party…

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RPDC 240: You Need the Ace 53:16

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Royal my flush and call me Jack 'cause this one's a doozie. Doosey? Doosie. I think I got it right the first time. This week we have reviews for hosing down the bros at Nearly New Auto & Truck, purchasing Hershey's kisses, the 1up Pacman Arcade thing, absolutely Absolute Wonder Woman, and getting real sporty at Sports Clips. For the segment, we dee…

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RPDC 239: Good, Good Phobias 50:01

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I'm scared of being scared. This week we have internet reviews for a possibly horrible dentist in Louisiana, preworkout with a fun flavor, pressure cookers and all the things you shouldn't put in them, Joe's Hardware in Chicago, and an Indiana Jones themed Escape Room. For the segment, we take a deep dive in the strangely sometimes ubiquitous RC Co…

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RPDC 238: Garfield's Brutal Reboot 44:45

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Lasagna will never the same again. This week we have internet reviews for fantastical light bulbs, L-tryptophan supplements, Passengers (2016), Miss Congeniality (2000), the new Iron Man comic (2024), and the world's largest Superman statue. For our segment, we say Thanks, Abby! with some readings from Dear Abby. You're going to love Mondays. Want …

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RPDC 237: You Must be This Smart to TV 48:07

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This one comes with a lot of epiphanies, but not all of them are good. We have got some brain busting internet reviews for Hindquarter in Kansas, the (newest version) Amazon Fire Stick, a folding message table that really gets around, zbiotics probiotic REALLYbiotic drinks, Big Chicken Town in Vancouver, and The Suds Hut in Montana. For the segment…

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Great Hits Vol. 4: Being Discreet with your Juices 36:53

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We aren't leaving the first beautiful month of 2025 without a charming look back at what was. This great hit collection covers episode 57 to 78, which you could look at as the first quarter of the second year of Review Party Dot Com! It's amazing we can even speak in such terms. So, we hope you enjoy this fine presentation of goofs, bits, and as al…

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RPDC 236: Butchered to Order 47:24

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You know when you go to the good butcher? Get the good meat? The good cuts? That’s this episode. We got internet reviews for a fancy beach shirt, Gallagher's Pizza in Green Bay, Megan's Snoball Stand in Louisiana, Tina's Sweet Bake Shop in Cleveland, and The Citadel Theater in Illinois. You could say we're on location! And for the segment, we dive …

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RPDC 235: Knuckling the Sausages 48:30

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These sausages aren't easy to wrangle, sometimes you just have to knuckle up and get a good grip on there. This week we have internet reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City. For the segment, we do a little internet…

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RPDC 234: A Long Couple Days of Goofing Around 44:36

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It's been a long goof-off session and there's reason to believe, maybe this goof will be better than the last. We got internet reviews for an AmericanInn, the new Wicked movie, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui, refurbished PlayStation 2s, and Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction Bookstore. Count 'em! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewparty…

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The Healthier Approach: A Holiday Special 55:32

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It is once again time to celebrate Chris-mas down here at Review Party. Strap into the sleigh and grab your favorite dreidel because it gets real crazy. Featured are lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo. For the se…

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RPDC 232: A Heave-Ho Situation 46:38

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When you want something done, sometimes you just have to heave and ho it. There's no way around that! This week we got some internet reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa. For the segment, we once again get knee deep in internet sewage over on…

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RPDC 231: Just a Sick Piece of Metal 50:28

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Rob Zombie would love this one. Today we've got internet reviews for The New China Restaurant, a ground beef meat chopper, the french market in Glen Ellen, and the anime Dandadan. For a segment, we take a deep dive into the green bean casserole. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 230: We can Assume a Hobbit Situation 55:02

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We're talking big ol' hairy feet, man. This week we've got internet reviews for cool caffeinated Crystal Light, the Mr. Miyagi Japanese Grill's oopsies, big ol' toe spacers, the fantastic (???) Street Fighter (1994) movie, and Jazzy Cakez trauma cakes. For the segment, we take a dive into the beloved Pages of Peterman. Want more party? Check out ht…

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RPDC 229: Peanut Butter Knowledge 53:17

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I know one thing: you crack that plastic seal under the lid and that peanut butter has already been messed with, you call the white. You get the president on the horn, America's most sacred tradition has be messed with and it's up to us to capture the buttery burglars. We have internet reviews for 'The Illuminatus', pretending and imagining with et…

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RPDC 228: Problematic Meat 51:11

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We got some problems with you, meat! We also got internet reviews for Shakespeare's Macbeth, a delisted Amazon sex swing, Perkins American Food Company and Ghost Kitchen, and Absolute Batman! For the segment, we deep dive into the world of apple reviewing, red delicious style. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 227: The Infallible Roller Coaster Tycoon 44:44

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Move over Doom, there’s a new “this shit runs on everything” in town! And yes, you can make Mickey’s Dick Smasher if you want, your park, man! Internet reviews for Russel Wilson and his Pittsburgh Steelers, office printers, a beauty salon by Diva, and some more Trolli electric crawlers. For the segment, we put up our dukes and check out Con Air on …

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Halloween Review Spooktacular V: The Boy Who Cried Goat 50:33

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Here on this 226th installment of the Review Party Dot Com Podcast, we're getting real spooky with it. Halloween special time, yessir. Are you brave enough to handle this? We've got scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irr…

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RPDC 225: Watermelon Marketing Mistakes 48:27

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Make no mistakes here, this podcast is way less than 90% water. Or however much percent watermelon is, I refuse to interrupt writing this description to google it. We have internet reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album. For th…

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RPDC 224: Take a Left Turn, then Continue Spiraling 48:50

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I'm starting to think, just keep the foot on the gas. You'll get a tummy ache, but there's worse things in the world. The bad things you can't find on the open road! Put 'em behind you, and turn on the podcast, for some: Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscript…

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RPDC 223: Various Vats of Goo 49:39

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We got green goo, we got blue slime, we got orange viscous fluid. Vats of it! Wholesale style. Come on down and get a whiskey barrel full of ooze! We have internet reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds. For the segment, we deep dive into reviews for the late, great Bob Newhar…

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RPDC 222: You Don't Even Need the Ball 46:52

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They may say ball is life, but what happens if you remove the ball from your ego entirely? And don’t even get me started on that sauce and getting lost in it! Reviews for Ali’s Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abbey! with some readings from Dear Abbey. Alrig…

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RPDC 221: Good Masseuse Bad Masseuse 48:28

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Personally, I'm kind of in the mood for some bad masseuse right now. Just put me in a medieval torture device and we can really work on some of these knots. Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves. For the segment, we have a bunch of a reviews from a fellow named Kelvin…

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RPDC 220: Plumbing is Still Plumbing 43:25

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A sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer. Internet reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum. In the segment we deep dive into a bunch of reviews from a strange fellow named Joseph. Consider this drain unclogged. Want more party? Check us out at https://www.revi…

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RPDC 219: Bringing the Whole Vibe Down 49:04

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Sometimes, you have turn it down! Down to the tan! We've got internet reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire". We also do a deep dive into the history of M&M colors. Jam packed with vibes! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 218: My Muscles are with God 52:30

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My gains are holy. Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo. My faith is maxed. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

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RPDC 217: The Secret of the Fudge 49:06

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This fudge will take your breathe away. We've got internet reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food. For the segment, we take a visit to Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. I love this fudge! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 216: Advancing Pizza Technology 51:28

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We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo K…

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RPDC 215: The Keys to my Midlife Crisis 51:19

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Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more…

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RPDC 214: The Whole Vibe of the Big Package 48:24

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This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check…

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RPDC 213: The Titular Mango Man 52:09

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We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm…

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