In which the guys mark the start of the semester and hear about Freeland the professor. Freeland also shares with us his run in with a zombie squirrel and how he has it under control. Seth shares a story about high school and an angry chemistry teacher. Artwork by Devin Symons

In which the guys, joined by John Bennett, try to brand Freeland and figure out his all encompassing title and logo. Freeland tells us a story about rubbing a hot coal on his dick. John and Seth join forces to tell the tale of Freeland drunk at two colleges in one night. And how cartwheels can get you out of a fist fight.…

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Brad. Freeland tells us of an awkward experience at one of his new jobs, how he celebrated his 35th birthday, how he played real life fruit ninja, and how he's a big time creeper. Brad tells us of a mystery Freeland scene while Freeland fills in the details.…

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Louie Kiskowski. They delve through the haze and recall a time Freeland had to make it home on foot and completely naked. Freeland also shares with us a recent accident story and we become acquainted with his "line."

In which Freeland and Seth are joined by high school friend Chris Willis to piece together the tale of the paper mache duck. Freeland creates a game called 4 Non-Fictions and a Fiction and we are all grossed out. Artwork by Devin Symons

In which we venture Inside Bryan Freeland and explore his spring break in the mountains, his chapped ass, and find out how he managed to pay none of that fine from last episode.

In which Freeland regales us with stories about a man in black chasing a car with a knife, an exorbitant library fine, and a homeless woman by a police car. Freeland Story Hour Artwork by Devin Symons

In which the guys say goodbye with the help of a few of the guests the Chuckwagon has seen over its tenure.

In which John and Seth discuss the specialest of ops and how incompetent Seagal really is while finishing the worst series in television history, True Justice.

In which Seth and Freeland lay out the future and embark on a new journey.

In which the guys are terrible at making a schedule and give you several unheard segments from the cutting room floor. Bits include Freeland’s book mania, how toxic Halloween costumes are, sad lunches, Freeland trying to open a can of she crab soup, Freeland as a thief, the market price of a blowjob, eating expired foods, and Freeland dropping mous…

In which the guys, plus Derek Tokaz, discuss revenge against Pep Boys, when to pull your pants up in public restroom, father lectures, the age of consent Google map, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Cat Stevens, Ricky Jay, Zulu, rugby culture, death by atomic wedgie, Sherlock Holmes pun pitches, and that time Freeland electrocuted himself.…

In which Freeland sets about finding a personal center by photographing snow owls, Seth pitches a Chuckwagon Revival card game, and John attends another terrible wedding. The guys discuss Arrow, Anchorman 2, American Hustle, and the Wolf of Wall Street. Seth shares what traumas people have brought to their penises, John pitches a classic 80s flick …

In which the guys discuss their Christmases which included tears, wine, knives, lectures, and anthropomorphic dog and cat detectives. Freeland watches a bunch of movies and John tells of an unfortunate trip to Sea World from his youth. The gang answers a few questions from Yahoo Answers and then pitches a new TV show about a lady in love with a fer…

In which Freeland returns and there is much rejoicing. The gang provides some needed business advice to Freeland who is looking to start his own company. Seth sees a baby get changed in a Fuddruckers booth. John pitches a television show about a time traveling microwave.

In which John and Seth discuss the differences between a pile of bricks and a brick wall. Meanwhile, Seagal murders more people and brings down the Yakuza in a very roundabout way, like decapitation.

In which John and Seth have issues that require tissues. Seagal deals with the Yakuza and a guy who had his house foreclosed on. He also giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and isn’t sure what an orifice is.

In which John and Seth grow big ass beards for the fun of it. Seagal deals with the very serious topic of PTSD with the subtlety of a hot dog colored man with sausages for fingers. This episode ends with the single best piece of audio that has ever been recorded; from God’s pen to your ears.

In which John and Seth get a bunch of sharpie tattoos that won’t come off. Seagal battles the Aryan nation in an abandoned high school while one of his team smokes some meth. He’s also concerned about a bomb waking up a neighborhood, so you know his priorities are set correctly.

In which John and Seth cuts the throat of the inmate that is True Justice. Seagal murders someone in cold blood, is a bodyguard for an Asian liberal filmmaker, and makes Batman style deductions from text messages. Oh and he also defuses a bomb without being able to see it.

In which John and Seth stick their fingers in the mouth of this Seagal opus. Bad ecstasy is killing people and it’s up to Seagal and his team to find out who and why in a city with 10,000 rave clubs. Also, one of his team members has emphysema…yeah don’t ask us either.

In which John and Seth venture into the world of possible copycat serial killers or just regular serial killers…it’s tough to say. Bikers are immolated and dead mother’s last books are touched. Seagal is still wearing hunting glasses at night.

In which John and Seth venture into the world of Chinese black magic…or Seagal’s interpretation of it, which is laughable. A guest star rocks their world and they discover someone with a reverse Hitler mustache. Why is Seagal wearing hunting glasses at night?

In which John and Seth continue on with episode two of True Justice and the thrilling conclusion of the first two parter. Thrilling is a subjective word. Also, what’s a split tail?

In which John and Seth embark on an epic journey to experience all of Steven Seagal’s police procedural, True Justice. What is the bucket of sand for?!

In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Bob Rose, discuss Urban Adventure Quests, costume contests, racist costumes, karaoke, Curse of Chucky, Blackfish, Book of Mormon, Lawless, Don Jon, Room 237, True Justice, finding bikes sexy, poor porn on a church lawn, and why you don't try to invent new fuels.…

In which the guys bring a collection of unheard bits from past shows to tickle your ears. There is talk of retractions, placenta eating, making eye contact with man's best friend, prison inmate pen pals, locking your keys in your car, kids knowing you're a fat ass, John's house, The Road and the future of robot sex maids, John's moon bounce castle,…

In which the guys discuss being distracted from work, dog Facebook pages, fast food drive thru donations, John officiating a wedding and almost getting in a fist fight with the bride's father, port-a-potties with wood floors, GTA 5, Derek, In A World, Fringe, Longmire, Parker, lewd acts with Beyonce and Jay-Z's passports, and music that makes you s…

In which the guys plus Dan Lisle discuss getting old injuries, more dog poop stories, advice that doesn't help anyone, bad Google searches, 9/11 marketing, doing standup, Luther, Robocop, Ironside Welcome to Night Vale, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Longmire, ghostbusting with a penis, the measure of success, and the failure to extract cash from an ass.…

In which the guys discuss new iTunes reviews, guesting on a gaming podcast, a really bad stubbed toe, Freeland gathering more shit, John convincing someone to buy player piano ribbons and being a gift ninja, spread eagle clowns, disappointing your namesake, Freeland acting mentally handicapped to get out of picking up dog shit, Super, The World's E…

In which the guys discuss Freeland's new bunker life, the start of new classes, defining a bad touch, new job opportunities, camping with no supplies, clean asses in the apocalypse, Game of Thrones, The Act of Killing, Maximum Overdrive, The Wizard, The Neighbors, Dredd, discomfort in asses or penises, and forks in dicks.…

In which the guys finally join together in one location to discuss the exploitation of Seth's technical knowledge, Freeland's long move and watery movements, Elysium, The Butler, Batman: The Animated Series, and tackling the big question of what to do with our bodies after we die. Stay to the very end to hear Freeland try to burn John's house down.…

In which the guys discuss 40 year olds wearing Harry Potter shirts, John's lost couch, sharing milkshakes, playing tag with a Chinese woman, sleeping on swords, the most dangerous game of all, It's A Disaster, Tomb Raider, Papers, Please, The Fifth Element, Freeland and Brad doing Rashomon, a new show for the Chuckwagon Broadcasting Network, and a …

In which the guys discuss Freeland DIYing his clamp play and dealing out life advice through comparison, Seth's first play session with his game, John's study of the habits of a coworker, Dreamscape, Veep, The Wolverine, Vietnam movies on Nyquil, words of wisdom from fathers, threatening people with knives, and gang bang organizer business cards.…

In which the guys discuss new relationships, privacy concerns, fun at Ikea, weird weddings, steak chips, Seth's card game, anecdotal parenting, John fathering lots of kids after the apocalypse, Stick, Candy Crush, Evil Apples, Foyle's War, piss teeth, future John sighting, and a 132 pound scrotum.

In which the guys plus Steven Yenzer discuss Freeland's pygmy horse love, the darkest timeline, enjoying awkward situations, more Snapchat hijinx, Macklemore, Downton Abbey, Professor Blastoff, Whodunnit, RIPD, The History of Rome, Cabin in the Woods, Barbarella, sex with cats.

In which the guys plus Ian Corey discuss odd greeting card topics, rocking mustaches, SnapChat, a ten year anniversary at work ring, a tray of cookies, Freeland drinking too much bourbon and having a full man day, the yearly Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial, Pacific Rim, Sesame Street, future Freeland writing erotic poetry for work, and John d…

In which the guys discuss Freeland starting yoga, visiting the American Girl doll store, riding escalators, fighting with parking attendants, Seth's LA trip, Harmontown, reflective bathroom doors, SS Reality, The Lone Ranger, Branded, New Girl, Luther, the Katy Perry movie, the correct use of lube, peeping men hiding in septic tanks, and more horse…

In which the guys head out for some summer fun and treat you to another meat salad show. Behind the scenes and deleted bits await you!

In which the guys discuss sizing up, bourbon retreats, floating the river, LA trips, bonding with Dads, Luther, Man of Steel, Monster's University, the Nolanization of superhero movies, Pacific Rim, mutilating genitals while on mushrooms, an eight month erection gone wrong, and 3 Sleuths.

In which the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss Freeland dealing with medical records and being single again, Freeland's condom fitting, Seth's dog eating a condom, press screenings, Freeland trying to Jack Tripper, raising kids around dangerous toilet seats, John's hate of the monarch butterfly, Miami Connection, Man of Steel, LEGO movie, …

In which the guys discuss spot the bad egg game, abrupt SWAT teams, bad bars, Amish breakfast pizza, Ann Rand, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, a bunch of dickholes, Justified, Luther, ball ironing, future Freeland's professor shenanigans, and Food Fighters fan fiction.

In which the guys discuss talking down library fines, replacing John at his job, rugby bar games, elementary, Star Trek, Bad Samaritans, United, End of Watch, mission impossible dog sex, $500 of sex toys in the trunk, and dirty limericks.

In which the guys discuss The Chuckwagon Revival video game, Tim Curry, Arrested Development Season 4, The Dictator, Star Trek, Freeland's Benedict Cumberbatch fantasies, Justified, bad high school creative writing, dolphin assisted births, father and son casting for a mother and daughter porn.

In which the guys discuss Freeland drinking his own piss, the Ironman Race, sensory deprivation tanks, Freeland as a life coach, sexual surrogate, or private investigator, Baltimore Rock Opera Society, Iron Man 3, Metal Tornado, Airwolf, drunken key rescues, and catching your wife on camera with your son.…

In which the guys discuss Korean barbecue at the ballpark, John team building during a productions of The Diary of Anne Frank, Fringe, John Dies at the End, The Inbetweeners, A Pervert's Guide to Ideology, Craigslist casual encounters, and Freeland's Jeremy Renner fantasy.

In which the guys, joined by their friend Nick Pentz, discuss hangovers, swords, shaved balls, nerd rage, Old Crow drinking, Arrested Development, Fringe, End of the World, Ender's Game, realism in Game of Thrones, gambling at a carnival, the closing of Freeland's Connecticut coyote deterrent factory, and threatening dildos.…

In which the guys celebrate a milestone. Freeland is so close to finishing the semester. John has a film festival horror story. Seth looks for "partying" words for Philistine Radio. The guys read questions from listeners that range from Liberace to how Freeland would spend his final minutes. Then the guys take a walk down memory lane and discuss th…

In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Dan Lisle, discuss Austin's bag ban, stand-up comedy, The Crow, manatees at a water park, planning a film festival, blow up doll gift bags, They Live, Rock of Ages, Gangster Squad, erotica authors trying to be slick, and Bob Seger post coma love.

In which the guys discuss Freeland's sleep study and weight loss, Seth's job anxiety, John weird talk show appearance, Walking Dead, Extras, Brody Stevens: Enjoy It, Quigly Down Under, assault by masturbation, racist pedophiles, and pissed off sorority girls.