Armond Wakeup (@armondwakeup) & Doc (@doc_beats) discuss music, media, sports, and anything else they can nerd out about.
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Join terrestrial radio's most unproduceable presenters Elis James and John Robins for big laughs and top quality #content. Hilarious, warm and unashamedly ashamed, let their award-winning chemistry get you over the finish line of the working week. Email: [email protected] #elisandjohn
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Trying to conceive (TTC) and navigating fertility testing and treatment like IVF can be a long complicated conception rollercoaster - especially when navigating infertility challenges like high BMI, Low AMH, PCOS, Endometriosis, secondary infertility, Unexplained infertility, recurrent miscarrage, baby loss, or being part of the LGBTQI+ community. Struggling with infertility and access to fertility treatment in your home country? Feeling frustrated by the lack of options, long waiting lists, ...
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#440 - Beefcake Alert, The Lust King and Producer Dave’s Handsome Surprise
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1:03:09Every week on this show you think that the last vestige of John’s weird past is revealed. You think there cannot be any more layers peeled back. And then bam(!), another one, as yet another aspect of intense Robins c.1994-2004 hits you smack in the face. This is one such episode. But don’t worry it’s not all too harrowing, for there’s a huge and ex…
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Conceive abroad, save money and get pregnant faster? My signature system revealed
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19:06In this episode, Emma Haslam, founder of Your IVF Abroad, unveils her signature system designed to help you navigate fertility treatment abroad with confidence. Drawing from personal experience and having assisted hundreds of clients, Emma shares insights into the challenges of the UK fertility system and how seeking treatment abroad can be a viabl…
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#439 - Inverting The Pilaumid, Winning 18 Apples and The Mayor of Thornbury
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54:56There’ve been contrasting weeks for our two heroes. It’s a non-stop all anecdote premiere for Elis. For he has as follows… met Hugh Grant, attended Ken Clarke’s curry house, been to film screenings and had his greatest ever stag - apart from the one organised by John he stresses. *And* Mo Salah thinks he matters. John meanwhile has been asleep for …
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#438 - The Human Clock, Threads Be Cloves and Thanks For Jumping on That Call
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1:10:46It’s official. Elis and John are the most listened to on demand radio programme amongst the Under 35s on BBC Sounds. This is huge. Finally the boys are appealing to a demographic that extends upwards to those could well be married with two children. Bringing 5 Live’s average age down from 57 to 55 was the aim. But they’ve overshot so far that it’s …
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Are you really ready to conceive abroad? What you must know first when having fertility treatment abroad like IVF or egg donation.
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22:18Are you really ready to conceive abroad? What you must know first when having fertility treatment abroad like IVF or egg donation. You’ve heard the success stories and heard about the tempting price‑tags, but jumping on a plane for IVF or egg donation isn’t automatically cheaper, better or safe. In this episode, Emma busts the some myths, shares re…
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#437 - The Great Geordification, Cloud Storage Afterlife and Narrative! Narrative! Narrative!
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53:40He’s only gone and done it again. The serial winner himself, John Robins, the narrative bender, has won yet again. Despite not even really liking football, John just can’t help being John, and he's done something on the football pitch worthy of an end-of-tournament emotional BBC sports montage that makes Elis cry. If anything feels significant, thi…
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#436 - I Attract The Mums, 200,000 Items and John Robins Ltd.
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1:11:14This show isn’t often one for big announcements. But today we park the trivialities. There’s not a mention of word games or credit scores in sight. For another obsession is about to take over the life of Johnny JR. It’s big. And it could complete his transformation from movement cynic to the Haile Gebrselassie of rural Bucks*. And Producer Dave is …
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Preparing for IVF. What I want you to know before starting IVF.
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30:22Preparing for IVF. What I want you to know before starting IVF. Feeling overwhelmed, confused or unprepared as you start your IVF journey? You’re not alone and you’re definitely not behind. In this episode of IVF Abroad, I’m sharing the honest truth about what I wish I’d known before I started my first cycle of IVF. Whether you’re having treatment …
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#435 - Orcs & All, Cannellini Alley and ‘Wisdom, Bit of Sadness, Go Home’
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1:10:36Young John Robins goes under the microscope as we learn some revealing things about his burgeoning adulthood; whilst other holidaymakers were making art around turtles and sunsets, what was a youthful Johnny JR focusing his attention on? When students were showing off their favourite books in their dorm rooms, what tomes was Robins proudly showcasi…
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#434 - TwistMcGist, Spikey Mike and Oh You’re A Catholic
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1:09:31It’s been a fallow period for Mr Elis James. The one time leading light of Cymru Connecting has faltered. Boy wonder no more. With 5 failures in his past 6 outings, everyone is asking "has his star fallen?" Will he become like Adel Taraabt, a mere “the streets won’t forget” connector of unfulfilled promise? Today he tries to arrest the descent and …
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5 mistakes people make when choosing a country for your fertility treatment like IVF or egg donation abroad (and what to do instead)
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17:305 mistakes people make when choosing a country for your fertility treatment like IVF or egg donation abroad (and what to do instead) Choosing where to have fertility treatment abroad isn't just about costs or suitability of IVF clinics for your needs — it’s about choosing the right country for them too and making the right decision for your health,…
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#433 - Pasta Disaster, Child Of The FTSE and The BACS Is Safe
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1:07:39Who built John? We find out that it takes more than just a village/borough/nation to raise such a superhunk. He has an entire team behind him, like all of the top athletes of his generation. And not just any top athlete superhunk, but one on the verge of yet another birthday. With this year's birthday, Elis has pushed the present boat out even furt…
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#432 - Roast Goose, Intro Sequels and The Volkswagen Barrel of Paint
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1:07:02“This question will have enormous ramifications for my mental health for the rest of my life.” It’s that sort of episode. Today is MASSIVE for Robins, as Producer Dave surprises him with a humdinger of a special guest. It's John's time to enjoy the fruits of 14 months worth of Made Up Games labour. But it’s not all about fruit - which, yes, could b…
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#431 - Corner Energy, Non-Playable John and Tubing The Room
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1:00:59John and Producer Dave are back from a high after John turned 2,000 revellers up to eleven with his problematic walk in music. Elis has questions but Robins simply adds so much value to live events. And he’s been adding his own energy to another live event - that of the singles night variety. And he sure did set the vibe by diving straight in with …
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Episode 487: #Definitive15 Kendrick Lamar (Preview)
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42:42Armond & Doc return to begin their breakdown of Kendrick's definitive 15 songs. To listen to the rest of the episode (and a lot more), head over to Patreon.com/crspodcast.By Clock Radio Speakers
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#430 - Grief Granola, Psephologist Wildfowl and How is Scratching Free?
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1:22:10You’ve probably heard it whispered on the train on your way into work. You’ve likely heard mutterings about it on the concourse at the football. And you’ve almost certainly heard your grandma claim it at Sunday dinner. Well, this episode confirms the rumours; no one else is doing this. Especially if by ‘this’ you mean an extensive chat about spare …
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What is the hardest part of IVF? In this week's episode Emma talks about what she thinks is the hardest thing and things about having IVF so you do not feel alone and so that you can be prepared, supported and know where you can make things easier and where you need to relinquish control. Want to learn more about going abroad for fertility treatmen…
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#429 - Czecholate, 11 Years of Silence, and No One Else is Doing This
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58:22We join our heroes during a telling off session, because someone is being a naughty boy. Has John eaten too much chocolate on the way in and he’s about to experience the mother of all choco crashes? Has Elis insisted that we scrap the proposed running order to talk instead about every conceivable permutation of the Nations League? Or could Producer…
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#428 - Hunting Aled, Gen Sea and Harriet Kemsley
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1:13:22Acceptance is the word on everybody’s lips today, but it has different meanings for Elis and John. For John it’s a meaningful form of accepting things as they are in life. For Elis it’s about accepting that his wife Isy will never be interested in the Nations League. Both are valid, I'm sure you'll agree. Also getting in on the acceptance game is t…
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Failed IVF cycle and spiralling? How to handle the influx of thoughts with Transformational Mindset Coach Alice Rose
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49:55A failed IVF cycle can leave you feeling lost, hopeless, and stuck in a spiral of negative thoughts. In this powerful episode, I sit down with Transformational Mindset Coach Alice Rose to talk about how to actually cope in those moments. We explore: What’s happening mentally and emotionally after failed treatment Why toxic positivity doesn’t help -…
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How much does IVF with egg donor cost in UK vs Europe
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12:13How much does IVF with egg donor cost in UK vs Europe In this episode Emma gives you the costs of UK vs Europe for egg donation and some of the things you need to watch out for as well, so you can accurately compare like for like. 7 things you need to understand first before having egg donation treatment abroad - Emma mentions this free short guide…
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#427 - OALPs, Scared To Stand and Career Progression In Feudal Britain
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49:20Elis and Producer Dave are fresh from taking breaths of the night DJ’ing. The only two people on planet Earth to become hipper as they age. But Mixmag has it that Elis spent most of it seated. Because that’s what the top DJs do. Harris, Tong, Guetta, all from a seated position whilst sucking on Werther’s Originals. Yes Elis got a little bit tired b…
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#426 - Writing Sid, UNESCO Accents and Condemned to a Life of Seeing Clearly
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1:00:29John’s managed to pick himself up after last Friday’s show. Well to a certain degree at least - thank the lord. But the collective vibe scale is nudged handsomely towards ‘winning’ as Elis has had one of his all time great days. Cycling? Check. Wales? Check. All time hero who laughs at every single one of his jokes? Check. So it’s all the fun of th…
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What does IVF cost in the UK vs in Europe
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12:04What does IVF cost in the UK vs in Europe In this episode Emma will give you the costs of going abroad to Europe for IVF, look at if it's cheaper when including flights and accommodation and tell you how you can more accurately compare clinics costings and what to look out for and why. Want to learn more about going abroad for fertility treatment? …
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We’ve hit a low ebb. The show which won Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards just a few years ago is dredging the bottom of the barrel. That new low being production staff researching their credit scores ‘live’ on the show. Throw in a chat with an expert on credit ratings and it’s a wall to wall credit ball. And at such an ebb o…
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#424 - Zanecdotes, Fab Pensions and Mallett’s Depths
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1:02:33Huge news in Elis and John towers today, for Producer Dave bumped into the man, the myth, the Solero supper himself, Mr Tim Davie. Could he use this opportunity to pitch a brand new true crime podcast about dupes from Stockport who get sold fake shoes? Well that commission’s ripe for the taking if there’s a Magnum that goes the other way. Alongside…
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5 mistakes people make when choosing an IVF clinic (and what to do instead)
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19:165 mistakes people make when choosing an IVF clinic (and what to do instead) In this episode Emma takes you through the most common 5 mistakes she sees people making when it comes to choosing a fertility clinic and makes suggestions on how you can avoid making them too. For more free resources check out the shownotes below. If you would like Emma's …
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#423 - Gareth Guffer, Dune July and Planet Credit Score
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47:09The sun is shining, blossom is blooming and death and divorce are on the lips. Oh the joys of spring. For how is John going to bid farewell when he and his wheels go off to the great scrapheap in the sky? And how does the statistical likelihood of marriage breakup impact the need to draw cold hard financial lines in the sand? It’s all cheery stuff …
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In this episode Emma gives you all the options to get your fertility medication so you can choose the right one for you no matter where you live in the world and avoid any last minute panics when having treatment abroad like IVF. For an intro to a specialist fertility pharmacist for a no obligation quote for your fertility medication, at competitiv…
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#422 - Jimmy Bond, £35.17 and Tudur Owen’s Dad’s Monkey
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1:05:04Palin, Chalmers, Livingstone… Robins(?!). Yes, gliding into the show today is one of Britain’s greatest travellers. An adventurer unequalled in the 21st century. Because John has been on his once per 9 months short haul trip. Naples has experienced Robins, and he it. With such pizza consumption and the undoubted oscillation between ‘hungry’ and ‘fu…
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Denied IVF due to BMI? Here's what you need to know.
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45:46Struggling to conceive and facing barriers because of your BMI? You’re not alone. In this powerful episode, Emma Haslam sits down with Nicola Salmon, an award winning fat-positive fertility advocate and coach, to unpack the harsh realities of weight stigma in fertility and health care, both privately and through the NHS. Nicola shares her personal …
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#421 - Yakat, Clentin Coins and Is It A Long Forest?!
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51:08Tech problems aplenty behind the scenes, but none of you will notice until the boys bring immediate attention to it. No matter though because the mood is high, for John has not yet had his two squares of chocolate. And there’s a lot flying about today. Adrian gets intense about the length of forests and some of the finest fancy dress in the region …
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#420 - Cheek Not Filth, World Beaker People Day and Apple Crumble Designed For Three
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1:07:05You join today’s show mid-crash. Mid-comedown. John Robins is 30 minutes post-butterscotch. How is he meant to broadcast at the top of his game on such a slippery downhill blood sugar slide? Do Elis and Dave need to have an intervention to get him back on the straight and narrow? Amidst such a rut however there’s time to dig into offering business …
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#419 - BQWND, The Bailiff of Content and Watching Mince Defrost in Real Time
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1:09:18If content were a wrist, chat were the blood flowing through the veins of that wrist, and today’s episode of Elis and John were the finger, then all 3 would be in perfect harmony. For this is an episode with its finger firmly on the nation’s pulse. What else is the nation talking about than mullets, Van Morrison, dressing up your kids, and a pile o…
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#418 - Pasta Joke, Quarry Stuff and Black as Sackcloth
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1:07:22The Cymru Connection is officially newsworthy: we said it could be significant, and boy was it. Sadly we didn’t get a 2000 word thinkpiece on whether opening with the question ‘where did you go to school?’ is actually harmful for Elis’s xC (expected connections), but we did get a 3 minute package on the nation’s favourite feature that will no doubt…
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1 Middle-Dance Fractal 2025 (01-02) (Reggae New) #1
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15:23…By EP (Еловиков Павел)
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#417 - Sun on the Cheeks, The Nadir of the Mullet and Squatting in a Poltergeist’s World
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1:00:03Is John having a Pep Guardiola moment? For a man who wins a lot, he’s chalked up a lot of losses this week. Firstly there’s an unprecedented Wordle catastrophe that only the language of the great Bard can summarise. And secondly, there’s a barren month on the old PB’s (premium bonds). But worry not, for John has “lit a fire in today”. What kind of …
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#416 - That’s Massive For Me, The English Enigma and Wales Today
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1:09:50“Wales might be a country of 3.1 million people, but it seems like we all know each other. Well one broadcaster on BBC Radio 5 Live is putting that to the test.” [Roll VT] It’s a big day for Elis. This could be significant. BBC Wales are in the house to cover the local / national news stories on everyone’s lips: The Cymru Connection. The eyes of a …
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#415 - This Is Your Stand Up Life: John Robins
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1:00:04“I just feel ashamed and sad now.” John’s in a bad mood. He has made this patently clear he wants nothing to catch him off guard. That’s great news for Elis when he’s got a big fun surprise for John that he’s put a load of work into. Wish him luck. Because it’s a huge milestone week for Mr Johnny JR Robins. Two decades on the circuit. And in that t…
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#414 - Yesterday’s Bone, Book Humour and The Coalface We Call Prose
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1:06:40John’s currently penning something which will change global culture. But what if we lift the bonnet of his genius? That is what we find out on today’s show. For in that bonce is a V8 plucking words from the ether with such vim and vigour, and combining those words to make phrases, clauses and sentences. Word constructs which then combine to make re…
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#413 - Generation Graze, A Chunk Funk and Rustle Click Munch Ting Ting
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54:45John has eaten some chocolate just before recording and now he’s all glum. So it’s up to Elis and Dave to get him out of his funk. Their options: 1. Take his trousers off. 2. Give him a wedgie. 3. Let him tell his anecdote about going to a folk gig and sitting in front of an annoying couple. One wonders which they’ll pick? After the chunk funk (cho…
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#412 - John’s Pensionversary, Riffing on Togetherness and There Will Always Be More Steves
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1:05:35Brace yourselves, because John is about to discover something massive LIVE on the podcast. This could be significant. This could change the game. This could mean that Project 2032(TM) has come early. It’s a potentially life-changing day for Robins, and somewhat like an episode of 24, it all plays out in real time. Strap yourselves in, folks. And wi…
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#411 - Hayley They’ve Dropped!!, #PoorBloke and A Civil Servant For Love
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1:09:58Love is in the air and it’s really setting Producer Dave’s pulse racing. And not just because he’s madly in love himself. Rather it’s because Elis and John are leaning into topical content in a natural fashion without prompting. Something to get any commercial radio producer excitable. For yes, it’s Valentine’s Day. Romance is making the studio a t…
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#410 - Nepo Connectors, Keir Today John Tomorrow and Richard Herring
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1:16:11What do the people want? Wordle Live. What do they not want? The Cymru Connection. That’s the opinion of John Robins. Just John Robins. You thought that we were out of the Wordly woods. But no, the more concern you have for the woods the more trees John will plant. PLANT being a good starter. John wants a feature substitution and he'll wage this wa…
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#409 - The Double Ian, Everyone’s Sacked and John Goes In On Shoes
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53:49You would think Elis and Producer Dave would be offering praise to the mood gods, for Johnny JR is in a good one, having interviewed his favourite musician of all time for a project he cannot comment on. May - check. Oldham - check. McCombes - check (but didn’t engage). Yet the fly in the ointment: with such big energy, John’s sackings flow forth l…
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#408 - Project 2032, Red Peppards and Britain Is Typing…
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1:25:39There’s some big goals targeted on today’s show. Firstly, ‘legacy’ is on the lips. What permanent impact can Elis and John leave? Secondly, what can help achieve Project 2032 and allow John to retire in just 7 years? Finally, Dave just wants to create some vaguely entertaining content and keep John busy. The proposed options are numerous to reach t…
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#407 - Boring Moons, Germans Don’t WhatsApp and Grind, Block & Jumpy
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1:10:09Some of you wanted less not more Wordle chat. You pleaded even to the production team. But the team were scared. For there were Wordle emails that had come in. What if Emperor Robins found out they’d been squirreling such content away from him. It would displease him so. Thus he was presented with it all. And like a labrador at the bowl, he could f…
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