Best Clutch My Pearls Podcasts (2025)

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93 - Fight 1:03:42

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Come out to the woods with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Fight” by Sloane St. Claire! It’s book one of the Sky Ridge Hot Shots series, and it lights a spark! When hottie captain firefighter Callahan Woods isn’t busy battling blazes in the woods, he’s banging randoms. But then Prescott Simmons escapes her religious cult and strolls int…

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Episode 59: The pearl-clutching monogamist 6:04

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Monogamists shit me. There, I said it. They seem to lack the ability to understand other ways of life.

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92 - LIVE Show! - I Got Abducted by Aliens... 1:07:33

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Come do it LIVE with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com” by Kimberly Lemming! This episode was performed and recorded LIVE as part of the Homebrew Austin podcast showcase! This book follows Dorothy (Dory) Valentine, a woman in STEM-wildlife-biologist who was attacked by a lion! But …

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Episode 58: How I stood up to a "revenge porn" bully 7:03

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A man that Vanessa had oral sex with, tried to threaten her with revenge porn. He didn't get the reaction he was looking for.

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91 - Caught Up 1:03:17

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Come down to Little Italy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Caught Up” by Navessa Allen! This sequel to “Lights Out” (Episode 59) follows mafia-bad-boy-sweetie Nico “Junior” Trocci as he reconnects with his high school flame Lauren Marchetti. Lauren isn’t the girl he once knew, she’s now a beautiful cam girl who also happens to co-ow…

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90 - Rewind It Back 1:18:51

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Come hold hands with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Rewind it Back,” the fifth (and final?) book in The Windy City series by Liz Tomforde! When busy business interior design intern Hallie moves out to Chicago, she lands a big job but the client happens to be famous hockey player Rio Deluca. After “a lot happened” six years ago, Hallie …

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Episode 57: My job as a topless barmaid & waitress 6:12

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Vanessa's journey working as a topless barmaid & waitress.

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89 - Guarded By The Snake 55:13

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Come shed your skin with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Guarded By The Snake” by Layla Fae! As part of the Monster Security Agency series, this book follows Kim, who must hire protection to keep her safe after she steals a special golden statue. That’s when Asan walks in…well, slithers in. Asan is a snake man (man on top and BIG snake …

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Episode 56: ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS!!! 9:03

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The NOTHING BUTT SEX podcast has collected 1 million downloads. Woohoo!

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88 - Tell Me All Your Lies 1:06:55

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Come play poker with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tell Me All Your Lies” by Angel Anders! This is book four from the “In The Carolinas” series. This book was just released and given to the girls as an ARC so we made sure not to include too many spoilers! When contract spy Cara Collins from the Carolinas (say that three times fast!) i…

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87 - Phantasma 53:43

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Come make a wish with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Phantasma” by Kaylie Smith! In this book we meet Ophelia who is trying to find her sister that went into the haunted mansion known as Phantasma. This ghoulish place is not like the other haunted houses, it has challenges and riddles you must solve if you want to survive and win a sin…

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Episode 54 & 55: In Defense of Age-gap Relationships 10:16

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Sadly, I accidentally deleted the other age gap episode and it's unrecoverable apparently. That means all the lovely comments have gone too. Sigh. Oh well. This second episode about age gap relationships sums up what I wanted to say.By Vanessa de Largie

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Episode 53: Blowjob Addiction 7:12

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Living with fellatio addiction.By Vanessa de Largie

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Episode 52: Please send dick pics! 6:10

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Vanessa de Largie requested dick pics on her website for years.By Vanessa de Largie

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86 - A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor 1:08:31

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Come climb into a coffin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor” by Kathryn Moon! This is book #1 in the Tempting Monsters series. When seductive Dr. Underwood meets hottie Esther, he offers her a position at the tantalizing and mysterious Rooksgrave Manor. Turns out Rooksgrave Manor is a palace of pleasure and …

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85 - Wolf.e 1:02:49

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Come hop on a motorcycle with the Girls! This week, Vanessa is presenting “Wolf.e” by Paisley Hope! When sexy motorcycle president Gabriel Wolfe crosses paths with the beautiful Brinley Rose Beaumont (Brin for short), his engine starts to roar! This book had the girls squealing and squirming all while laughing and clutching! Play hide-and-seek, sti…

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Episode 51: Rough Sex 6:35

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Rough sex is a necessity for me. Please note: This episode has descriptions of sexual violence and rape.By Vanessa de Largie

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84 - Alive and Wells 55:44

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Come smell the lilacs with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Alive and Wells” by Bailey Hannah! This is book one in the Wells Ranch series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When city babe Cecily Kennedy has to escape her bad marriage, she seeks refuge by helping out at Wells Ranch. Fresh air isn’t the only thing Cecily gets …

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Episode 50: The Female Glory Hole 9:42

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There is nothing hotter (as a woman) than being put into a glory hole.

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83 - Forged In Blood 56:51

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Come attend Montridge University with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Forged in Blood” by Sadie Kincaid! This why-choose dark paranormal fantasy is book one in the Broken Bloodlines series. When little orphan Ophelia Hart (“pee pee pants” to her bullies) is offered an opportunity to attend the magical Montridge University she of course …

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82 - Airpeen 54:54

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Come fly the friendly skies with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “AirPeen” by Holly Wilde! This book is so educational for all aviation enthusiasts. When flying Sentient Air, our FMC “Princess” really needed to relax, so she opted for an upgrade into the Exclusive Section. None of us have ever flown Exclusive so this book offers a peek b…

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Episode 49: The Double Blowjob 4:10

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Two girls working on one man's penis.

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81 - Kiss of the Basilisk 1:08:54

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Come wear a claw with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Kiss of the Basilisk” by Lindsay Straube. Originally called Split or Swallow, this is one of the most unhinged books Vanessa has ever read, so buckle up! When Temperance Verus (Tem for short) is ready to compete to win the prince’s hand in marriage, she has a few things to learn. Tem…

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80 - People We Meet On Vacation 1:06:05

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Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry! After a brief stop through Bible study and Lilith Fair, The Girls finally get around to the book where we meet NYC travel blogger Poppy and her longtime Ohio teacher friend Alex. Poppy and Alex used to …

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Episode 48: Monster Porn 6:53

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One of Vanessa's favourite porn genres is Monster Porn. In this episode she tells you why.By Vanessa de Largie

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79 - Chasing The Wild 1:09:54

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Come get snowed in with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Chasing The Wild” by Elliot Rose! When veterinarian-in-training Layla Birch has some loose ends to tie up- like getting rid of her scammer boyfriend Kaycee, she heads to his small mountain town in the winter. When she meets a dark, sexy, rugged, older man named Colton Wilder she so…

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78 - Puck Me Secretly 1:02:29

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Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wolves Hockey series. When Aurora “Rory” Ashford is on a flight and seated next to hottie Max Logan, their connection is so powerful the plane crashes! Rory can’t help but confess to her seatmate that she h…

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77 - The Charlie Method 1:06:38

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Come relieve your stress with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Charlie Method” by Elle Kennedy! This hot-off-the-presses book is #3 in the Campus Diary series. When student woman in STEM Charlotte Kingston gets super stressed out it gets her super horned up. When it’s time to release some of that stress, she becomes Charlie, a less i…

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76 - The Professional 1:07:18

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Come sweat it out in the sauna with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Professional” by Kresley Cole! When hottie mafia enforcer Aleksandr 'The Siberian' Sevastyan is tasked with bringing Nebraskan Natalie Porter back to her mob boss father in Russia, he not only breaks her “manalyzer,” he breaks into her house! As much as he tries to …

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75 - Done and Dusted 54:14

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Come back to your hometown with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Done and Dusted” by Lyla Sage! When Clementine “Emmy” Ryder heads home to small town Wyoming, she runs into none other than her brother’s-hottie-best-friend Luke Brooks! Emmy strolls into the single bar in town, and under the light of the neon moon, she and Luke realize the…

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74 - Wicked Sexy 1:07:05

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Come into the alleyway with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wicked Sexy” by J.T. Geissinger! When badass ex-special ops hottie Connor Hughes is tasked with helping a major movie studio stop an evil cyber criminal from exposing them, he enlists badass hacker girl Tabitha West. Tabitha isn’t like all the other badass hacker girls with pie…

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73 - The Pucking Wrong Date 57:46

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Come climb a ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Date” by C.R. Jane! Bring yourself back into the “it’s just a book” mindset you had when The Girls covered the previous “Pucking” books in Episodes 27 and 41. When Disney Prince hottie Walker Davis is bit by the love bug for a mysterious beauty in a wig, he goes …

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72 - Bratva Devil 59:55

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Come pee your pants with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Bratva Devil” by Sonja Grey! This is the second book in the Medvedev Bratva series, but you know we hardly ever read anything in order. When hot Bratva boss Volodya accidentally kidnaps the wrong girl, they make an agreement where Maddie will clean his house and he will take LOTS …

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71 - Twisted Lies 1:00:04

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Come get a million followers with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Twisted Lies” by Ana Huang! This is book four in the ‘Twisted’ series that the girls also covered from Episode 12. When influencer Stella Alonzo is needing to up her social media content and busy business boy Christian Harper needs hot dates to events, they decide to do w…

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70 - A Deal with the Devil 1:09:22

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Come celebrate Emily’s birthday with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Deal with the Devil” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This is book #1 in The Grumpy Devils series (The Girls covered book #3 of this series in Episode 28!) When Natalie (Tali, or Lady Di for short) gets an offer from her friend to leave her Margaritaville job and fill in as a p…

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Episode 47: It's raining dick pics 6:44

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To read Vanessa's article (published in the mainstream media) "IT'S RAINING DICK PICS", visit Vanessa de Largie's personal website.By Vanessa de Largie

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69 - The Fine Print 55:59

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Come watch fireworks with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Fine Print” by Lauren Asher! This is book one in the Dreamland Billionaires series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When busy business boy Rowan’s grandpa (Walt Disney) dies, he must bring up profits for Dreamland (Disneyland) in order to get his inheritance. T…

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Episode 46: Sex, Sports Cars & Harley Davidsons 9:44

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Another unedited episode. Sorry! A quick episode about blokes that drive sports cars and Harley Davidsons.By Vanessa de Largie

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68 - Whispers of the Deep 1:00:33

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Come under the sea with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Whispers of the Deep” by Emma Hamm. As one of many engineers, Mira has been a woman in STEM keeping her underwater city in working order. When she has a run in with a scary merman, Arges, who is determined to kill humans, something between them compels him to keep her alive. Arges …

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Episode 45: Period Sex 9:03

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It's that time of the month. So, I thought I would record an episode about period sex. Because it was about bloody time!By Vanessa de Largie

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Episode 44: A spontaneous episode 4:34

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This episode ended up going in a different direction than planned. But it is authentic and honest. So I will upload it. Sorry this particular episode isn't professionally edited this week. I don't have the funds!By Vanessa de Largie

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67 - Zodiac Academy 58:12

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Come enroll with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Zodiac Academy” by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti! This dark academia romance is just one in a long series of the same name. In this book, we meet twins Darcy and Tory Vega who learn they’re the Gemini twins of Fae Origin (?) and off to Zodiac Academy they go! Once they arrive, thei…

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66 - Cleat Cute 1:04:20

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Come braid hair with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cleat Cute” by Meryl Wilsner! This sapphic rivals to lovers novel follows Grace Henderson and Phoebe Matthews as they attend training for the US National Women’s Soccer Team…or are they in New Orleans on the pro team…maybe the club team? Don’t worry, Barbara gives a full and detailed …

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65 - Passenger Princess 1:02:19

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Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Passenger Princess” by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, who enters the Miss Americana beauty pageant on a whim to support her friends. Ava (Miss New Jersey) actually wins the grand title, much to the frustration of Miss Utah! Ava is assigned a big, handsome bod…

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Episode 43: Mistresshood: unpopular opinion 10:24

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There are positives to being a mistress. Just ask Vanessa.

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64 - Can I Tell You Something? 1:03:26

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Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her family’s annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voice…Hannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite aud…

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Episode 42: Why I love to be dominated in the bedroom 7:07

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This is the last episode for 2024. Listen and find out why Vanessa de Largie likes to be dominated in the bedroom.

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63 - Whispers of December 51:52

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Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a …

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62 - Wreck The Halls 1:12:55

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Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wreck The Halls” by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Melody and Beat (yes his name is BEAT) who are both the children of rockstars who swore they would never play together again. When approached by a reality show to get the duo to come together and play for o…

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61 - How My Neighbor Stole Christmas 1:03:56

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Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “How My Neighbor Stole Christmas” by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor comes back to Kringletown (not Whoville, but not not Whoville) to visit her Aunt Cindy (not Cindy Lou Hou, but not not Cindy Lou Hou) she is reunited with former friend Cole Black. It’s Aunt Cindy’s dying …