Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Steve Gorman (founding member of the legendary Black Crowes, best-selling author, and media personality) along with Fletcher and Ryder bring a fresh take on life in the Twin Cities. Big guests, great music, the latest info, and a lot of fun every weekday morning! Sponsored by Davanni's Pizza & Hot Hoagies
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Discuss Deftones with people who love them. Robert "Woody" Nelson is a host at 92 KQRS (KQRS-FM) & 93X (KXXR-FM) in Minneapolis and co-hosts The Pit on 93X, their Saturday night metal show - and he loves Deftones. Join him weekly as he sets out to learn new things about his favorite band from other fans, friends, musicians, people in the music business, and... well, pretty much anyone who loves Deftones.
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GITM 5/30/25: Steve Gets to Reverse the Spelling Bee Curse 041
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1:02:37We put Steve to the test with some of the country's most commonly misspelled words and he came through like a champ. Plus, documentary director Jake Sumner on Ron Delsener Presents and the best reason to never get a hairless cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudi…
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GITM 5/29/25: Steve Gets to Share Pro Tips on Smuggling Drugs Thru Airports (Don't!) 040
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1:06:32One former flight attended was busted with 100 POUNDS of a drug partial made from HUMAN BONES overseas. Plus, Rank You Very Much: Lame Superhero Names, and Comedian Greg Coleman on the upside of the Wolves losing (for him), the social aspect of writing checks and how his kids out grow his jokes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired May 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudi…
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GITM 5/28/25: Steve Gets a Win (and Fletcher Does too!) 039
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1:04:49Double victory for the jocks today in Beat the Jock! Plus, a really large number of people say they would shorten their lives to extend... their pets'?!?! And pigeons can't get out of the Twin Cities fast enough... it's so bad they are trying to fly commercial now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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("Best Of"): The Boy Who Smelled Like Pee
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2:25:23Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudi…
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Author Daniel Kohn Talks Orange County Punk Rock
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10:11Steve Gorman and Daniel Kohn (co-author of Tearing Down the Orange Curtain: How Punk Rock Brought Orange County to the World) discuss the roots of a music scene that gave lead to Sublime, No Doubt and The Offspring. Plus, all the connections and conflicts that formed these bands and a sound that went world wide. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…
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Author Gary Graff on the 501 Essential Albums of the '90s
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12:40Steve Gorman and Editor Gary Graff on a book that's "designed to start arguments" (501 Essential Albums of the '90s: The Music Fan's Definitive Guide), the evolution of the album and listening to music as a fan and as a critic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 27, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudi…
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GITM 5/27/25: Steve Gets to Put Fosters and Tube Socks on the Rider 038
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1:05:53Foo Fighters are making headlines over their rider in Indonesia, so we dug into some weird rider requests. Plus, WTF features the weirdest way to spark a fire, and when the world will end (spoiler it's today). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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GITM 5/23/25: Steve Gets Pumped Up About History from KEN BURNS 037
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1:21:21We spoke to modern day Paul Revere, documentarian Ken Burns about his new series on the American Revolution. Plus, AMA Friday with Legend Car Champion Tim Brockhouse of Elko Speedway, and Aaron Paul has bands play in his living room... would you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 23, 2025: Break out the leather, it's sex cabin weather. Master Baiter. Everything you wanna know about parrot chlamydia. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XH…
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GITM 5/22/25: Everybody Gets to Hang with EXTREME MAGGIE 036
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1:20:28Comedian Maggie Faris joined the show with an update on her quest for a Guinness World Record, why she's still excited about stand up, plus we got her picks for Greatest HBO Shows Ever during Rank You Very Much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 22, 2025: Our Slutty Era. The Weenie 500. Everything you wanna know about getting stabbed with a fork. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93X…
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Another edition of Beat the Jock and Gorman walks away with a tie, while Fletcher is still looking for a W. Plus, AirBNB spoiling weekend parties, and MN Frost's Taylor Heise on how the team can comeback after an OT loss in the PWHL finals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 21, 2025: Drug-smuggling cat. Flirting is my superpower. Everything you wanna know about your dad's 22-year-old girlfriend. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93…
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GITM 5/20/25: Steve Gets His Weird Sock Quirk Out in the Open 034
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52:42We dig into weird rules that you created for yourselves, and people need to lean how to eat pie. Plus, WTF: Steve's Edition, featured a marriage that was doomed from the start when things got stab-y, and Tom Cruise's best role was a cameo in a fat suit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired May 20, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about The "Why Not" Lounge. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @…
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GITM 5/19/25: Steve Gets to Reveal the Best(est) 033
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1:09:51We announced KQ's Best(est) Winners for 2025. Plus, Strib's Neal Justin with picks for streaming and some things you should pass on. Plus, 'tis the season for Senior Class Pranks and you did not disappoint (cue the greased pigs). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 19, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Unrealistic and ridiculous movie tropes. Everything you wanna know about monks on meth. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Mor…
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GITM 5/16/25: Steve Gets Hungry 032
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1:05:34Chef Gavin Kaysen in-studio on starting his culinary career as a Sandwich Artist, what his last meal would be and the story behind the name of his restaurant Bellecour. Plus, the West Metro pulled ahead in Twin Cities Civil War with Mike from Lakeville going 8 FOR 8 today, and your (slightly disturbing) input on red flag hobbies. See omnystudio.com…
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Originally Aired May 16, 2025: Faces of death. MN State Patrol Lt. Mike "Icy Hot" Lee. Everything you wanna know about yarn makeup. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagr…
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GITM 5/15/25: Steve Gets to Bond with Fletcher and Perk over Cap'n Crunch 031
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1:15:09In Rank You Very Much, a 3-peat in the top spot when ranking cereal mascots. Plus, a victory for the East today in Twin Cities Civil War and comedian John Caparulo on getting hang out with "the gopher guy" working at a golf course. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 15, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Grow up and ENOUGH with the handjobs! Everything you wanna know about being naked in a display shed. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Sh…
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GITM 5/14/25: Steve Gets Geared Up to Take on a Bengal Tiger 030
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1:08:48After bear sightings near Isanti we heard those suckers are popping up all over the metro. Steve thinks he has a better shot fighting... a tiger. Plus, in our first ever TWIN CITIES CIVL WAR Richard from Prior Lake won the battle for the West, and the sports getting BANNED from one park in Maple Grove. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform…
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Originally Aired May 14, 2025: A member of HAMS has been arrested. Red Panda is in town! Everything you wanna know about a fatal fight with a kangaroo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebo…
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GITM 5/13/25: Steve Gets Pumped About Willie! 029
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1:08:02Farm Aid 40 with the original line up, and a truckload more bands, is coming to Minnesota; we run down all you need to know. Plus, WTF featured a face licker, a casket thief and a topless photo bomber, and your strange roommate stories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 13, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about Russian grannies falling from the sky. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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GITM 5/12/25: Steve Gets Turned Off by a Silly Sounding Accent 028
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1:09:05The southern accent might disappear?!?! We get into the sexiest accents in the U.S., and the times when a really bad one can be a deal breaker. Plus, we hear from live organ donors and send Michelle to the Sex Pistols playing Double or Nothing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagr…
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GITM 5/9/25: Steve Gets To Leave an Angry Note (That Was Pretty Damn Clever) 027
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58:56What really grinds your gears in the parking lot? Steve left the most appropriate note on a Prius. Plus, we learned about the Minnesota Pull Thru from Paulie in Prior Lake. Deb hit a double in Double or Nothing and scored Wallflowers tickets. Plus, AMA Friday with Fishing Guide Jeremiah Johnson on Opener Eve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS …
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GITM 5/8/25: Steve Gets to Share a Contact High 026
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58:53We encountered either the coolest or the dumbest police force on the planet. Plus, Best TV Moms in Rank You Very Much, and network anchors throwing out some really raunchy ways to think about The Conclave. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 8, 2025: Drunk uncle vs cocaine bear vs meth raccoon. Mutual manipulation. Everything you wanna know about sexual geography. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @9…
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GITM 5/7/25: Steve Gets to "Kiss His Sister" and he doesn't mind 025
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1:04:30FINALLY, not a loss during Beat the Jock, Steve gets a TIE (Fletcher is currently 0-1). Plus, the bands with great 3 album runs, and hear what happens when your pet raccoon gets you hooked on meth and gets an officer infected with uncontrollable laughter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired May 7, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. The Devil made me do it. Everything you wanna know about what your kids are doing on the internet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X:…
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GITM 5/6/25: Steve Gets to Put the Hammer Down in ND this Summer 024
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1:05:40North Dakota will raise their speed limit on Interstates, how fast to you go on the open road and what's the fastest you've ever gone? Plus, we dig into artists that actually got BIGGER after leaving their bands, and Ryder WINS around of WTF thanks to laughing gas in the driver's seat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired May 6, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about why summer SUCKS! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS In…
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GITM 5/5/25: Steve Gets SOOOO Close to Touching the Price is Right Wheel 023
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1:06:58Pee Wee Herman's bike sold at auction for north of $100K, and we dove into other iconic movie and tv show props. Plus, gross things done for your job (actors are topping the list) and the Lettuce Club at the U of M has crown their 2025 Lettuce Eating Champion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS…
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GITM 5/2/25: Steve Gets Beat Again 022
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1:21:16Gorman is 0 for 2 in Beat the Jock. We debate if you really store boots in the garage, Elizabeth Ries of Twin Cities Live joins us for AMA Friday and earned major cool points for seeing Prince at Target center as her first show. Plus, creepy stuff you discovered when you moved into your house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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("Best Of"): Weirdest Apps to Download
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2:45:35Originally Aired May 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio…
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GITM 5/1/25: Steve Gets to Talk Trash About Forrest Gump 021
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1:17:01Erik Perkins jumped in for Rank You Very Much: Overrated Blockbusters starting off with a pretty controversial pick, and it turns out most of us hate James Cameron. Plus, what are the odds you'd pass a lie detector test and TICKS ARE BACK, BABY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired May 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio…
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GITM 4/30/25: Francis Albert Gets into Character 020
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1:21:26Comedian Frank Caliendo joined us in studio and we couldn't begin to keep track of all the impressions he fired off. Plus, Jessi Pierce of the Bardown Beauties Podcast is NOT giving up on the Wild yet, and one cranky neighbor is trying to shut down a good game of HORSE in St. Louis Park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired April 30, 2025: All-time NHL great Mike Modano. You can't put bowling balls on a Chihuahua. Everything you wanna know about Manzardo for your nardos. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: …
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GITM 4/29/25: Steve Gets to Praise the Nicest Rockstar on the Planet... it's Robert Plant 019
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1:09:15Plus, cooler than expected encounters with "Steve Harrington" aka Joe Keery, Rob Thomas and the ViCON ROBERT SMITH (downing Goldschlager shots!). We play WTF and learn that Wisconsinites are crafter than we thought. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired April 29, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Childhood flexes. Everything you wanna know about dildos in bathrooms. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS I…
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GITM 4/28/25: Steve Gets to Call Out Spicoli's Sneakers 018
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1:24:45We run thru some of the coolest movie memorabilia as the Pee Wee Herman bike goes up for auction. Plus, Neal Justin of the Star Tribune on some of the best in streaming, and EMTs have some very specific advice about Gatorade bottles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired April 28, 2025: How to tell if your dog is dead. Dumb reasons people have gotten famous. Everything you wanna know about jumping through glass to avoid an argument. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Sh…
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