Best Dave Longley Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 47 - Vera Lynn with HIV singing in Khosian 10:12

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Full episodes (over 45 mins long usually) only on the Patreon because you need to have skin in the game to get the good filth. Sign up, sign in, sign on and come on (my tits)By Dave Longley

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#187 - With Georges Berthonneau - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:10:00

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What started as a reality star guest has blossomed into a beautiful friendship… Georges is the boy! We love him and we were buzzing to have him back for another top shelf episode! P.S. This was recorded May 21st, “Red Devils Day” was the Europa League Final. Georges IG:https://www.instagram.com/georgesbert/ And his life coach IG: https://www.instag…

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#220 The Third Biggest Comedy Podcast In The UK 1:32:45

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Freddy’s had his gallbladder out but annoyingly we’re not allowed to eat it because of WOKE. There’s some great socks chat. A dog has no bumhole (for now) DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support u…

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#186 - With Shem Rock - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:06:21

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UFC’s hottest new star joins us today and I’ll be honest, Jamie may be the best in the MMA journalist game after asking the real questions we’ve always wanted to hear, Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka. Use Code “hotwater10” to get 10% off @ https://ne10vodka.com Thanks for listening. Mak…

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Episode 46 - The upside of being positive 9:48

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THIS IS NOT THE FULL EPISODE. To the listen to the full hour long episode, stop being a tight shit and sign uyp to the patreon for just £2 a month. Dead simple and you can listen wherever the fuck you like.By Dave Longley

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#219 The Holy Trinity with Kay Nicholson 1:39:20

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Kay Nicholson can’t drive but doesn’t want to talk about. Freddy has a holy trinity of McDonalds. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusi…

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#226 James Giordano on Neurotechnology and Future Warfare 50:20

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Dr. James Giordano discusses a br…

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#185 - With Tom Stade - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:04:33

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Whether you call him The Godfather of comedy, the middleweight champ of the world, or something else one things for certain… He’s a legend and arguably the coolest guy on the scene. Unreal episode from start to finish! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka and ABK from Rokit Drinks Get your NE10 Vod…

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Episode 45 - The fascinating taxonomy of coconuts 8:25

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Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Support you local podcaster, get some skin in the game. It's only £2 which is 50p an episode which is nothing. Jesus. Don't make me beg.By Dave Longley

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#218 The 47 Year Old Virgin 1:36:53

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Freddy meets a therapist and has a croissant (no salt). Tom has a very low stakes affliction. No guest today and it has a real patreon vibe. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon a…

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#184 - With Tanya Tate - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:07:42

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Everyone’s favourite MILF is back in the homeland and clearly forgot how much Jamie freaked her out last time and agreed to join us again, giving Tony another chance to “Rizz” her up” Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka and ABK from Rokit Drinks Get your NE10 Vodka @ www.ne10vodka.com Thanks for l…

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Episode 44 - The consequences of making delicious faggots 9:42

24d ago9:42

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Dave pays the price for being on Live at the Apollo. Reginald takes a trip down memory lane, Emperor Naruhito seeks clarification on certain technical terms and the Concerned Comedians Collective makes it's presence felt. Full episodes are now only on the patreon because this isn't communism and it's just me and it takes loads of work and oh god pl…

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#217 Mike Rice's Gratitude Stone 1:48:38

27d ago1:48:38

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Mike Rice has a hypnotherapist and talks to a stone. We give out health news, WWE style. Someone eats 40 apple pies. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod…

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#183 - With Jonny Bongo - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:08:36

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Jonny doesn't need an intro, he's by faaaaaar our most requested guest over the past two years, and this one doesn't disappoint! Head over to Patreon for "Part 2" of this chaos! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka and ABK from Rokit Drinks Get your NE10 Vodka @ www.ne10vodka.com Thanks for listeni…

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Episode 43 - Meatballs made from minced off cuts and offal mixed with herbs 33:40

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Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots. To listen to the FULL episode please sign up to the Patreon. It only takes a few moments and then you can listen to the full episode where a new world record is set. It only costs £2 a month and you get little extras like hand relief and topless photos. This isn…

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#216 Corned Beef Tablets with Sandro Ford 1:35:17

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Sandro Ford from The Problematic Pub Podcast has bought 100 chairs and has gout. Strap in, this one’s a rollercoaster. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkp…

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#182 - With Just Friends - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:00:01

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These Friends are hungry and want to talk about school! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka and ABK from Rokit Drinks Get your NE10 Vodka @ www.ne10vodka.com Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app or wherever you get your pods. …

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Episode 42 - What do we say to the God of Death? 8:31

1M ago8:31

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Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full, deeply offensive episode. It is only two english pounds which is nothing really. Don't give it to a charity that just hands the money over to a war lord. Give it to …

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#215 Stolen Teeth with Jamali Maddix 1:26:13

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Jamali Maddix tells us about the mad documentaries he’s made, having his teeth stolen and Oklahoma strip clubs. Hatty Preston is still guest producer while Tom is stuck under his big fat wife. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource…

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#181 - With Kyle Legacy - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:05:07

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Ring-a-ding-ding it's the return of the king! Kyle's back from breaking asian hearts, searching for his true love and smashing the comedy mothership! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by NE10 Vodka and ABK from Rokit Drinks Get your NE10 Vodka @ www.ne10vodka.com Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us o…

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#214 Virgin Island with Dave Longley 1:22:36

2M ago1:22:36

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Dave Longley is here and he’s brought presents! There are some very, very bad things said in this one.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s…

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#225 Austin Branch, Dave Pitts, and Joe Miller on Cognitive Warfare and the Gray Zone 57:12

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Austin Branch, Dave Pitts, and Jo…

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#180 - With Rob Mulholland - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:07:10

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Rob's an unbelievable comic, podcaster and friend of ours so we were made up to have him back on again and as expected it's a boss episode from start to finish! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the p…

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Episode 40 - Man's Best Friend 10:50

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David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy. To listen to the full episode, please sign up to the Patreon and get some skin in the game.By Dave Longley

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#213 Fatty Dipping with Danny Sutcliffe 1:32:28

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Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukStar of Mr. Doom Danny Sutcliffe sits on the minging yellow sofa and gets asked very natural questions by Freddy. Freddy tells us about his last carbonara.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live…

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#224 Jake Bebber on Cognitive Warfare 46:35

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Jake Bebber discusses his work re…

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#179 - With Callum Oakley - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:11:12

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As always when these three are in a room together, this is chaos from start to finish! My best advice, don't to understand it, just enjoy it! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app …

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#212 Panta Claus with Jamie Hutchinson 1:41:04

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Jamie Hutchinson is here so obviously this is a great episode. He tells us how he sleeps, why he gets skid marks everywhere and why he’s a terrible option to go for a pint with. Oh and he started a fire. There’s loads in this one.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets …

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Episode 38 - VD Day: Victory in Derby 9:18

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After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Don't make it awkward.…

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#178 - With Stephen Tries - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:06:01

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This isn't Stephen's first rodeo. He's been here before so I don’t need to tell you this is a boss episode because you all already know it is! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app…

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#211 I Get Paid To Fart with Charlene Cuthbertson 1:27:45

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Professional farter Charlene Cuthbertson tells us how she’s monetized farting. It’s the best day of Tom’s life. Follow Charlene here https://www.instagram.com/talklikecharlie/ Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-t…

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Episode 37 - Selective dementia and something else I can't remember 18:42

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Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque. Full episodes are now only available on the Patreon. Signing up is very quick and each episode works out to about 50 pence. The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon for all the goodness! I love you? Does that help?…

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#177 - With Problematic Pub Podcast - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:05:47

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After gigging with the lads earlier this year, Tony knew we needed to pop our "Two Guest" cherry and get them in and Oh my days… All I'm goiing to say is: Wales is Tapped! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscri…

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#210 Long Baby with Danny Mcloughlin 1:34:54

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Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk Danny Mcloughlin makes his long awaited Dead Men debut where we watch the world’s worst movie trailer, help Skechers sell some trainers, and Rob has some news. It’s no big deal. Check out Danny and Brennan’s new podcast Proper Rank here https://www…

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Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand 13:03

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Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. For the full episode head over to my Patreon (Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon on google) Skin in the game means you get more of what you love and it helps keep the lights on…

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#176 - With Danny Sutcliffe - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:02:21

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Danny's an old friend of the lads who's been away from stand up for a bit. The lads wanted a proper catch up with him to see what he's been up to… and he's been busy! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subsc…

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#209 Headbutting Unicorns with Paul Gorton 1:29:48

3M ago1:29:48

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Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Paul Gorton from The Traitors is about to experience the Dead …

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Episode 35 - Posters in the window 9:20

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Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' BrownBy Dave Longley

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#223 Paul Buvarp on the Demand-side of Disinformation 53:41

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Paul Buvarp contrasts disinformat…

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#175 - With Kay Nicholson - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:04:45

3M ago1:04:45

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Star of the stage and good Friend of the pod Kay joins us again this week. Always amazing having her on… Even if she is VERY intense. Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app o…

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#208 A Big Day Of Purge 1:38:10

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Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk Rob has been to New York and he’s got us all presents! We improve flying (for one person), Tom has an AIDS party and Freddy is excited to purge. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast…

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#222 JD Maddox on Emerging IO Opportunities 46:01

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, JD Maddox discusses new influence…

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Episode 34 - Pissing in condensed milk AKA a pint of c*m and a packet of digestives 12:02

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Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn'…

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#174 - Gotta Catch 'Em All - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie 1:00:51

3M ago1:00:51

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After a couple of weeks of not seeing each other, the lads wanted to do an episode together with no guest and some mad stories come out! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app or wh…

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#207 Confetti Bucket with Sensei Carl and Harry Robinson 1:46:34

3M ago1:46:34

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As the best and only comedy podcast based in the North West we give some newcomers to pod game a little leg up and show them the ropes. One of them throws up some confetti. Check out Carl and Harry’s podcast here https://www.youtube.com/@MadThatPod https://www.instagram.com/madthatpod/ https://x.com/madthatpod DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http:/…

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Episode 33 - It's nice to catch up 14:38

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Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only! Sign up and get involved.By Dave Longley

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#221 Carrick Longley on Influence Automation 54:26

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Carrick Longley discusses Large L…

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#173 - With Jacob Hawley - Hot Water’s Green Room w/ Jamie Hutchinson 1:03:16

3M ago1:03:16

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Tony Couldn't make it today which is sad, but we still had a boss chat with Jacob AKA The Guardian of London! Boss episode, Enjoy. Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app or wherever…

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#206 Special Breakfasts with Kimmy Kaiy 1:37:09

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Rob frightens Kimmy Kaiy immediately, and then Freddy asks the question that we all wanted to ask. Tom has a special treat breakfast. Check Kimmy out here! https://beacons.ai/kimmikaiy DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://patreon.com/deadmentalkpod And see Rob’s stand u…

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Episode 32 - The flapping of wings 45:06

4M ago45:06

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The extended version of this is on the Patreon which you should sign up to because you think this is free? You don't think it costs me? You tight fisted wank.By Dave Longley