In this week's episode, Riley and Patrick recreate their first ever episode, kind of. If you’re a fan of shoving unhinged religious philosophies in your bum, racism toward blue people, and screaming your biggest insecurities at strangers while in your underwear in exchange for subpar orange chicken, then this episode is tailor made for you. After a…

In this week’s episode, we’re done celebrating Easter and now it’s time to get weird! So break out your E-meter and audit us raw, because we’re doing wacky crap like worshiping the now deceased Prince Philip as our messiah. Also, has anyone seen Shelly Miscavige? We’ve got a cool 9/11 electronica track we want to share with her.…

In this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley risk eternal hellfire and damnation to discuss The Bible, its history, and what stories didn’t make the cut. Is it a book that should be read as factual historical nonfiction, or a list of parables and fables meant to teach bigger lessons on how to create a moral society? Be warned: Nothing will prepare you…

In this bonus midweek episode, we pick up on Yasuke’s progress within Japanese society and where he goes after the death of Oda Nobunaga. This episode’s got it all! It’s got zombie ninjas! It’s got potentially old Jewish Samurais! It’s got heads getting lopped off! It’s got a disappearing black guy! What are you waiting for?!…

In this week's episode, Jevon Bartley is back to help us discuss another historical badass. A nameless African slave turned freed man who ultimately ended up promoted to samurai by one of the most powerful men in Japan's history. Do we know a lot about Japan's history or culture? Not particularly. Are we going to talk about it at length anyway, pos…

In this week’s episode, we’re picking right up where we left off in Royals Pt.1, both in terms of monarchy lineage and cousin banging jokes. How bad is tertiary syphilis really? How many phantom pregnancies is too many? Find out the answers to these questions PLUS how well Henry VIII could kickflip on this stupid episode!…

In this week’s episode, we ask the important questions: Was Helen Keller a eugenicist? Was she the privileged beneficiary of a pre-Civil War South? Was she really blind and deaf? A plagiarist? In a romantic relationship with Anne Sullivan? So many questions and we answer NONE of them! Enjoy another futile week here at DEP.…

In this week’s episode, the guys get in touch with their Irish ancestry, not through diligent research and deeply introspective conversation, but through drunken penis jokes and generally crass behavior… the way Maewyn Succat (rap name Saint Patrick) would have wanted. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week’s episode, we’re sailing the Chinese Seas! If you think you know pirates and you don’t know this woman, then you’re a foolish amateur! This episode’s got prostitution, piracy, betrayal, Chinese junk, having babies with your adopted son, gambling, jerks who murder civilians, and… flower boats.…

In this week’s episode, the guys genuinely gush over female Russian World War 2 bombing squads… specifically the first female combat pilots in the world. If you’ve ever wondered what teenage Russian girls and Lord of the Rings have in common, this is the episode for you.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, the boys are catering specifically to the guys listening in on the wiretap! We know you work hard, men (or women) in the unmarked van down the street, so this one’s for you.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades …

In this week's episode, Riley continues walking on eggshells while discussing more of the history of American chattel slavery in the shadow of a growing abolition movement and Patrick takes too much cough syrup and fails his attempts to make up coded slave hymnals designed to pass along instructions for a revolt. Our second chapter of this two-part…

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley try to maintain a solemn tone while discussing one of the more difficult topics in our history. We hope you find our ignorance charming and our jokes tasteful as we examine the history of chattel slavery and the beginnings of slave revolts and escapes in our first chapter of this two-part series.…

In this week's episode, the guys sift through 35 years of mind-blowing criminality. From postage stamp heists to murdering wheelchair bound children, this "successful" family man was an unstoppable force of truly messed up behavior who somehow managed to escape his comeuppance for way too long. So join us as we open this 55-gallon barrel of insanit…

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley sift their way through sloppy reviews and even sloppier work sites as they try to sort out how a combination of broken treaties, New York lawyers, and racist Danish polygamists combined to swallow up Six Grandfathers and crap out Mount Rushmore.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, the boys avoid maiming and dismemberment yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you've certainly heard of and the accompanying mishaps during filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also take some time to gush a little more about Jackie Chan.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, guest host/our producer Drew Bowlby joins us as we talk about some of the tragic events that get swept under the rug in our nation's theme parks, so please pull your restraints down tightly, keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the car at all times, and don't forget to secure any loose items as Delete Everything Podca…

We finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.…

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and …

In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration…

In this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migr…

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.…

In this week's episode, submitted for your approval, guest host Brian Velez joins us to debate the fine line between regular horror and horror for children. Were any adults actually scared by the Child's Play movies? Is Stephen King actually a kids' novelist? The answers await you, right before your eyes and beyond your wildest dreams.…

In this week's episode, guest host J. Sheehan joins us as we get into some of the best cases of the worst behavior during family game night. So dust off your 20 sided die and roll for initiative because only one person gets to be the car in Monopoly.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this episode we do our first interview with our friend Tim Valley. We discuss the history of the skinhead movement, how it was co-opted by white supremacists, and how it's being taken back. We also tackle the topics of white privilege, cultural enlightenment, and we solve racism!By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, guest host Brian Schelling joins us for over-the-top cheesy puns and gratuitous cleavage as we talk about the history of low budget horror on late night television. We honor some of the horror hosts that captivated us over the years and discuss their contributions to so much of modern popular culture.…

In this week's episode, the boys grab their noble steeds, mount their cousins, and ride off to centuries of unending battles in an attempt to figure out where the British monarchy came from and how far is too far when making fun of them. Zero brother-cousins were harmed in the making of this episode.…

In this week's episode Riley takes off his mining pants to catch some critters and Patrick is off chasing wayward kangaroos as we reveal the stories behind some of our favorite cryptids from the states of Colorado, Wyoming, and Illinois.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, we're hopping on a caravan to learn about the incredible lives of those who used to work in traveling freak shows. From tiny knights to the sex lives of conjoined twins, this episode is well worth the price of admission.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode we'll attempt to keep our heads on our bodies as we explore why so many movies have so many awful accidental maimings and deaths that we rarely hear about. Don't bother checking your safety gear, just dive right in with us.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode we're discussing some of the craziest, silliest "disasters" throughout history. Wring out your whiskey-soaked hats, open your mouth, and look up at the sky in hopes of... meat(?) while the boys put together their Pepsi Froot Joose sponsorship pitch.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, guest host Jevon Bartley joins us while we're working on our sexy summer bods and banging out a list of diets you should never try! Join the boys in drinking pee and dropping L.B.s.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode we're chatting about the elite list of men who have served as United States president and exactly how few of them we know anything about. The boys delve deep, with unwashed hands, for shredded bullets of information about some of our unknown commanders-in-chief.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode, keep an eye on your backyard lest you miss the unmarked SUVs pulling up full of G-men searching for throat humping xenomorphs... or maybe it was just swamp gas? The boys discuss some strange goings on and why it's probably definitely aliens.By deleteeverythingpodcast

In this week's episode Patrick wakes up with a pain in his chest and Riley finds piss in his shoes, so our boys set forth of a mission through the mythical cryptids of Florida, Louisiana, and Michigan in search for answers.By deleteeverythingpodcast