Best Dj Valentine Justin Polizzi Matthew Stewart Podcasts (2025)

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(Ep. 262): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2025 2:13:36

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On this holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss the naughty list. However, the list that starts with the word Epstein. They also ponder the possibilities during Believable or Bullshit. DJ goes on rant up his favorite rump during TV Roundup. And Matthew brings out the dead in a new game called The 12 days of Deadmas. All …

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(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) with episode - Show Commentary 52:39

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Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Ham…

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(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) - Show Commentary 52:39

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Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Ham…

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(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary: October 2025 1:44:25

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Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Revi…

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(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary with Movie: October 2025 1:44:25

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Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Revi…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 54 - Our Must-Watch Movie: Halloween 15:55

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With Halloween approaching, what movies do you watch during this time. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Halloween #HorrorBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 259): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2025 2:09:34

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A special Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast comes early! We talk about Tylenol...Golden Girls...Frankenstein...boy we have been gone a while haven't we?By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025 1:57:51

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Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family…

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(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025 1:57:57

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Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 53 - Our Favorite Movie Commentaries 15:08

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Today we talk about our favorite movies, moments and surprises we had so far during our Movie Commentaries. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025 1:42:44

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Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangs…

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(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025 1:42:44

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Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangs…

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(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary with Audio: Aug 2025 1:40:48

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The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/ Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt…

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(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary: Aug 2025 1:40:49

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The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links S…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 52 - WEAPONS 10:12

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Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner #aldenehrenreich #joshbrolin #BenedictWong…

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(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2025 1:40:15

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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened. Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and a…

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(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary: July 2025 1:40:15

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened. Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and a…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 51 - 2025 Fantasia International Film Festival 17:16

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Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame #Flush #Anythingthatmoves #appartemnet8 #Loser #Bodyguards #Redman #$Postion…

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(Ep. 254): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2025 1:50:43

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It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 253): Enter the Ninja - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2025 1:49:59

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We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero. Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/ Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjut…

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(Ep. 253): Enter the Ninja - Movie Commentary: June 2025 1:49:59

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We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero. Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/ Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu …

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Simply 15 | Ep. 50 - Fanbase: Bitching and Moaning 12:45

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Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercutBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 252): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2025 2:24:29

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On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.…

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(Ep. 251): Lady Terminator - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2025 1:30:11

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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day. Lady Terminator | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaught…

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(Ep. 251): Lady Terminator - Movie Commentary: May 2025 1:30:11

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day. Lady Terminator | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaught…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 49 - Death of Theaters 13:17

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The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout…

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(Ep. 250): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2025 1:52:19

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May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjac…

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(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2025 1:33:47

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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun! Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician …

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(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary: April 2025 1:33:47

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun! Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician …

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Simply 15 | Ep. 48 - Simply Deadpool: Part 3 of 3 The Final Reckoning 50:49

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Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews …

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(Ep. 248): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2025 1:53:15

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On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tac…

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(Ep. 247): Ninja Vengeance - Movie Commentary: March 2025 1:38:21

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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it! Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach the…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 47 - Simply Deadpool: Part 2 of 3 28:48

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We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?! Next month we will complete our inau…

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(Ep. 246): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2025 2:28:26

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On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robe…

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(Ep. 245): Tough and Deadly - Movie Commentary with Movie: February 2025 1:35:43

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the di…

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(Ep. 245): Tough and Deadly - Movie Commentary: February 2025 1:35:43

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the di…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 46 - Simply Deadpool: Part 1 of 3 21:45

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Who do you think will win? Start placing your bets now! Today we piss off a few people and the whole concept of a 15 minute podcast by going 22 minutes of 5 rounds for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Since February is the time of love, we figured now would be a good time to play (since this is pretty morbid and all). Next month we will complete the…

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(Ep. 244): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2025 2:08:40

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The 2025 season premiere of The Season Reviews Podcast is here! Back from vacation. Back from the brink. Back and ready to talk about everything from the world of entertainment. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you.By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 243): Do or Die - Movie Commentary with Movie: December 2024 1:43:37

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking…

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(Ep. 243): Do or Die - Movie Commentary: December 2024 1:43:37

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio or video of the movie. We have another version with both) This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucki…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 45 - Top 3 Christmas Movies (We must watch every year) 13:46

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Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Bastards! Today on Simply15 we talk about our top 3 Holiday/Christmas movies we just have to watch every year. How about you, do you have a top 3 you must just watch every year? Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #chirstmas #holidays #chirstmasmovies #diehard #christmasstory #Lethalweapon #elf #thenigh…

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(Ep. 242): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2024 2:42:02

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For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an en…

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(Ep. 241): Pass Thru - Movie Commentary with Audio: November 2024 1:40:25

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imd…

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(Ep. 241): Pass Thru - Movie Commentary: November 2024 1:40:25

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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imd…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 44 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 2 of 2) 21:14

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Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have b…

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(Ep. 240): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2024 2:14:35

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On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Rev…

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(Ep. 239): Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers - Movie Commentary: Oct 2024 1:28:22

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Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp! Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escape…

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(Ep. 239): Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Oct 2024 1:28:22

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Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp! Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escape…

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Simply 15 | Ep. 43 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 1 of 2) 17:15

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Today we go past the 15mins and present to you part 1 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive deep into the big questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and enjoy! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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(Ep. 238): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2024 2:34:36

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On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas from the Dad's On The Rocks Podcast joins us...so does the ghost of Stan Lee, Jigsaw, Annie Wilkes, and many more. We discuss Green Lantern, The Penguin, and have a horror movie franchise King of the Mountain in another round of Simply Pull The Plug. Let's see if we can scare …