Best Extremely Pale And Incredibly Podcasts (2025)

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Ep 71-Uncooked Spaghetti 1:12:33

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6y ago1:12:33

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Sam and Tia return from yet another hiatus to bring you joy with nonsensical ramblings, thoughts on the Game of Thrones finale, and another instalment of Bad Lyrics.What are your thoughts on La [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 70-Ginger Vitis 20:06

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Sam and Tia return from their brief hiatus to talk about peeing in pools, Sam's birthday, and dolphin-assisted-births. What's your star [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 69-Eye Goo 53:55

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Sam and Tia do a deep dive into the palpable chemistry between Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, share their unconventional Oscar predictions, and discuss medical examiner Judy Melinek's book and the movie Velvet Buzzsaw.Tell us your biggest [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 68-Let's Call Him Danger 52:21

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Cake Maker Sarah is back to tell yet another haunting tale from her past! Plus, Sam and Tia tell what is possibly a ghost story, and Logan makes a surprise entrance to talk about his encounter with a pro wrestler.Send us your [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 67-Museum of a Man 1:04:55

6+ y ago1:04:55

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Cake Maker Sarah has returned! She joins Sam and Tia to talk about the Fyre Festival documentary and to tell a chilling tale from middle school. Sam confesses her love for Alex Trebek, and Tia reads a piece of hate mail that hits very close to home. Plus, don't miss another instalment of their bad lyrics segment!Please, please give us compliments:e…

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Ep 66-Sisters of Perpetual Anger 36:52

6+ y ago36:52

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Join your EPIL co-hosts on a foray into badly written television, discombobulated locomotives, and reflections on teendom.Validate us: [email protected]@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 65-Layered Necklaces: The Sign of a Cult 32:32

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Happy (belated) New Year from the ladies of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! Tune in to this episode to hear Sam and Tia's resolutions and reviews of popular TV shows and movies, including You and Bandersnatch. Plus, don't miss an impassioned chat about Riverdale. Tell us your thoughts about cult-like jewelry:[email protected]…

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Ep 64-Something About a Rhombus 1:04:01

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This week, Sam and Tia finally bring you tales of their trip to Seattle! Tune in to hear about a near-death experience, spooky tunnels, and pizza from strangers. Send us your stories! We love to hear about anything from airport security encounters to winding up in maze-like [email protected]…

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Ep 63-Spider Nausea 24:38

7y ago24:38

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Sam and Tia bring you a special episode with tales of snowstorms and arachnophobia. How do you feel about [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 62-The Open Secret of the Ooze 32:52

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It's Sam and Tia's first episode on the go! Join them on a journey to the doctor's office to learn the secret of the ooze.Now accepting life advice:[email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 61-The Oven Saga 33:42

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This episode is a real doozie. It's filled with tales of emergencies and features the return of Robot Logan!Tell us about your [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 60-Feed a Cold, Starve a Broken Leg 26:13

7y ago26:13

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Happy 60th episode! Logan is back to argue with Sam about aliens and share an unfortunate story about puke.When was the last time you washed your [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 59-Killed by the Rhythm 41:26

7y ago41:26

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This week, Sam and Tia have special guest Logan on to talk about dance-a-thons and mixed martial arts.What are your thoughts on dirt & [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 58-Toe Hair 1:01:27

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Welcome to the episode with pep! Sam and Tia dive into the second season of Riverdale and they have a looot of opinions.What show should we review [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 57-There's No Excuse, I Was Medicated 37:16

7y ago37:16

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This week, Kristina joins the ladies for a round of Dumb Lyrics, and shares the story of how she and Sam met.By Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 56-Roy Orbison Knows the Truth 37:22

7y ago37:22

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This week, Sam and Tia are joined by surprise guest Kristina! Sam reads celebrity conspiracy theories, then Tia and Kristina see if they can guess who the theories are about. It's a wild ride from start to finish.What's your fave conspiracy [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 55-Just Huff Some Bleach 55:35

7y ago55:35

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They're back! In the new studio, Sam and Tia reminisce about Sam's birthday, talk about the most horrific looking crustacean, and analyze some questionable lyrics.Do you have [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 54-Swaddling Issues-Valentine's Special Part 2 40:07

7+ y ago40:07

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In part two of our Valentine's Special, the ladies rant about oversharers, discuss anthropomorphic sex toys, and Chelsea shares stories of online dating.Tell us your dating horror [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 53-Cabbage Hands-Valentine's Special Part 1 40:44

7+ y ago40:44

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In this special Valentine's two-parter, Chelsea joins the ladies to talk about nipple tattoos, bestiality, and Tia and Sam's tumultuous texting relationship. Tell us about your Valentine's [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 52-Foot Funeral 25:15

7+ y ago25:15

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Ahoy! This week, Tia and Sam discuss the notion that whales are not people and talk about the world's scariest child. Plus, Sam takes the psychopath test on air!Are you a [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 51-Germ Hole 31:49

7+ y ago31:49

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This week, Tia and Sam catch up on fan mail (which gets Sam pretty riled up) and review some less-than-savoury clothing items.Plus, listen to the ladies' brand new theme song!Watch the nasty toad video here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6XnkHave you ever been chased by a [email protected]…

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Ep 50-Is This a Real Song? 18:36

7+ y ago18:36

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To mark fifty episodes of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud comes this special episode from the archives! Tia reads some spectacularly bad song lyrics to Sam, who guesses the artist responsible for their existence. Have any bad lyric recommendations? Tell us [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 49-You Need to Get a Hot Doctor 44:22

7+ y ago44:22

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The ladies are back from their hiatus! Their triumphant return will bless your ears with impromptu harmonizing and New Year's Resolutions.Tell us your 2018 goals, [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 48-Chuck My Body in the Dirt 19:12

7+ y ago19:12

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This week, the Extremely Pale ladies talk about Lady Gaga's documentary (nudity included) and Sam imitates Tony Hawk.Tell us about [email protected]@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 47-Pizza Parker 29:55

7+ y ago29:55

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They're baaack! In this week's episode, the ladies discuss a very important meme and reflect on their Halloweens.What was your Halloween [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 46-For the Right Price I'll Eat Anything 24:24

8y ago24:24

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This week on EPIL, Sam answers spooky questions, Tia talks about her October bath regimen, and the ladies read a frightening fanmail.What is your favourite horror [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 45-A Soulpatch for Your Scalp 32:41

8y ago32:41

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It's the return of Spook Month! Sam talks about the chilling movie, My Friend Dahmer, and Tia shares a spine-tingling ghost story.Tell us your scary [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 44-She Went Full Frodo 22:54

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This week, Sam and Tia read many an email and discuss the hot new horror movie, "It."Check out the new artwork by Callie Smith!Email us at [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 43-Shaking the Dismembered Hand 38:34

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The ladies are back from their summer hiatus and, this week, Tia talks about strange rich men in Arizona, and Sam marvels at the word ‘twoonie.’ Let us know: is it spelled twoonie or [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 42-My Knees Are Too Big to Fit Under the Table 56:19

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Sam and Tia talk to the talented and not at all moth-like Callie about animation, Childish Gambino, and confederate antique dealers. Do you know how allergy injections [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 41-Fleur De Listen 11:51

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This week, Tia reads Sam's Montreal's adventures in an action packed mini episode! Send us your travel [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 40-You Have an Outstanding Body . . . of Work 24:14

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Rule number one: never touch Sam's feet. Especially not with your feet. Rule number two: proofread your Amazon reviews. Do you know what galvanized [email protected]@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 39-My Medical Romance 30:35

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Your palest co-hosts are back for another episode to discuss pizza pop accidents and more passionate product reviews.Have you ever been burned by hot [email protected]@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 38-Do Y'all Even Know Who Enya Is? 43:13

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Saddle up people, it's another episode of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! This week, the ladies indulge in some Harry Styles appreciation and recall a few of Sam's dance-related injuries.Do you still own a DVD [email protected]@xtremelypalepod@sampantha_90@tchristo_By Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 37-Boreal Aurorealis 43:09

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This week, Sam reads a nostalgic Yahoo user’s review of grapes and the ladies discuss scientology. You won't want to miss Sam's impression of Tom Cruise's interview laugh.Talk to us, [email protected]@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 36-Maybe You Need Compression Socks 27:35

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Holla! This week, Tia reads strangers' sex toy reviews and Sam becomes very concerned with the wellbeing of an Amazon user.Send us a review about your performance wear:[email protected]: @xtremelypalepodTwitter: @xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 35-You Want to Smell His Bouquet? 31:27

8y ago31:27

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Sit up straight, 'cause it's a brand new episode of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! Listen to Sam question Tia's scientific education and confess she has a Goodreads account. This episode is dedicated to Kingpin Lane!Send us a scathing review:[email protected] us on Twitter and Instagram:@xtremelypalepod…

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Ep 34-Why Did You Go To Humpty's in the First Place? 26:53

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Welcome to another week of bliss with Sam and Tia! The ladies bring you lots of TV talk and read some delicious fan mail.Watch the infamous Tommy Wiseau videos:https://youtu.be/dXlao2KNYjQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-YZbeajeY&t=15sBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 33-Our Feet are Photogenic 48:23

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We're baaack! This week, Sam talks about Twin Peaks and evil concertgoers and Tia brings the heat in the return of the Bad Lyrics segment.FOLLOW OUR NEW INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT@xtremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 32-Can You Do Whippets Out of an Axe Can? 49:36

8y ago49:36

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Huzzah! Cake Maker Sarah is back and better than ever. She tells Sam and Tia about her pubescent little brother, relives her eventful birthday celebration and, as always, breaks into song. What is your credit card [email protected]: @xtremelypalepodStay tuned for our new Instagram account!…

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Ep 31-Foot Stank is Not Apropos 44:05

8y ago44:05

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Make way for this week's special guest, Cake Maker Sarah! The three ladies take on hard hitting topics such as foot stench and vegan bakery customers. Are you gluten [email protected]@xtremelypalepod@extremelypalepodBy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 30-The Light at the End of the Salt Lamp 38:23

8y ago38:23

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Tia and Sam pontificate on the mystical benefits of sodium lighting and their favourite televised entertainment. Includes a double email feature from Big Papa himself, Lane. Sam sneezes a-plenty.Let us know the ideal shoe size and feed us salt:[email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 29-John Wick is a Loyal Husband 31:17

8y ago31:17

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This week, the podcast gets fragrant as Sam and Tia discuss some of their favourite scents. The ladies also discuss Harry Styles' canorous croon, as well as have a brief existential crisis.Vote on our matching haircut:[email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 28-Phil Spector is a Rat Muppet 36:39

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In this week's episode, the ladies bring you stories of celebrity murderers, and they talk about the world's worst song.Vote on our matching [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 27-Smell an Essential Oil and Calm Down 40:31

8+ y ago40:31

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Sit back and relax, because Extremely Pale Pod is back at it again! This week, Sam tells Tia about her new obsession, Californication, and the ladies read a hefty pile of fan mail. Plus, Sam and Tia discuss the ominous 27 Club.Tell us we have supple skin:[email protected] @xtremelypalepod IG @extremelypalepod Don't forget to rate an…

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Ep 26-Only By the Grace of God Did I Swallow That 40:50

8+ y ago40:50

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In this week's episode, Sam and Tia share their favourite experimental films and talk about Tommy Wiseau even more. Compliment our hair:[email protected] us on Twitter!@sampantha_90@tchristo_Get your Tommy fix:www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqjsI6Q9kABy Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 25-It Hit Me Right in the Tramp Stamp 55:46

8+ y ago55:46

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Happy Golden 25! For Sam and Tia's anniversary, they discuss menstruation, belly buttons, and of course, the X Files.Tell us about your belly [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 24-Tommy Wiseau Knows Women 39:05

8+ y ago39:05

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In this week's episode, Sam has an electric reaction to a birthday gift and Tia delivers a second-rate impression of Tommy Wiseau in his Blockbuster hit, The Room.By Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase

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Ep 23-The Smell of My Dying Mother 1:02:27

8+ y ago1:02:27

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This week on Extremely Pale Pod, Sam and Tia talk about Sam's birthday, the Best Picture fiasco, and an especially strange phenomenon: fragrance reviews.Send us a review of your favourite fragrance:[email protected]: @extremelypalepodTwitter: @xtremelypalepodhttp://uproxx.com/hitfix/a-complete-history-of-gillian-anderson-and-david-duchov…

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Ep 22-David Duchovny in Jeans 35:00

8+ y ago35:00

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This week, Sam and Tia dive into some old fan mail and discuss some of Sam's favourite thing. Do you like David Duchovny in [email protected] Tia Christoffersen & Samantha Purchase