The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39n ...
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Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old
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1:12:06Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2
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1:25:41A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward
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1:22:07There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live…
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Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs
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1:17:45Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes
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1:11:29If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity
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1:16:15The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People
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1:06:32We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2
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1:08:07The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice
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1:07:29The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories
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1:06:14We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You
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1:10:46Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights
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1:15:59It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances
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1:17:43Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?
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1:19:36The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
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1:13:56Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
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1:26:14The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
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1:29:38Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
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1:21:26The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
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1:17:35The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
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56:59Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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