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Joel Walkowski Podcasts
The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
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Full Court Press: Thunder Win The NBA Finals, NBA Draft Recap, Fever/Sun Game Gets SPICY! NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did Our Preseason Picks Turn Out? And Also: Welch’s/Martinelli’s, The ‘ic’ Team, Athlete’s Foot, HIPAA Violations, Clown Questions, Post-Podcast Premiere Picnic Parties, Free Talking, Bastille Day, Mountain Westish, Wide Brimmed …
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Ep. 182: There’s Too Many Jalens (w/ @littlebigliz)
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Full Court Press: NBA Finals Drama, Knicks’ Coaching Search, Don Nelson Is TAN An Interview With: Social Media Personality @littlebigliz (of NBA Recap Fame) And Also: Malonga Madness, Apology Bang, First Quarter Bang, Marv Albert, Nelly Kush, Steph Night Night, Unabashedly Homeristic, Friendly Chokeholds, BabyFace Jones, Marcel The Shell, Salad Fin…
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Ep. 181: He Lost The Meat Off (w/ Tim McLaughlin & Steven Castillo)
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Full Court Press: Thibs Gets Fired, NBA Finals Matchup Is Set, WNBA Early Season Returns An NBA Finals Preview With: Stand-Up Comic Tim McLaughlin and Emmy-Award Nominated Saturday Night Live Writer/Comic Steven Castillo And Also: Wooden Cow Museum, Paradigm Shift, HE GONE, Throat Lozenges, Soothing Throats, Pegasus, Valerie The Cloud, Bay Creature…
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Ep. 180: The WiFi Doesn’t Reach The Sauna!
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MEGA Full Court Press: All-Things NBA Playoffs & Draft Lottery Mayhem And Also: Dashboard Confessional, Aforementioned Destruction, Normalish World, The Skunk Room, Lateral Shuffling, Hubbubbing, Weird Time Zone Mode, Big Balls Celebration, Super Duper Luxury Tax, Secret Stuff, Silent Yelling, F**k Them Picks, Thunderwolves, Bedraggled, Frozen Enve…
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Ep. 179: Tzatziki Sauce Is Overrated!
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Full Court Press: All Things NBA Playoffs (Giannis Vs Haliburton’s Dad, Lakers Eliminated, Ja Injured, Draymond Drama & More) And Also: Spicy Drama, Tzatziki Sauce, Cool Towels, Nickelodeon Guts, Fancy Host, Small Friend Hangs, Abnormal Jobs, Sad Bulls Fan, Oodles And Doodles, Taskmaster, Michael P. Jordan, Eat My Shorts, Overtime/Deuce, 1 2 3 Canc…
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Ep. 178: You Can’t Spell Nefarious Without Napheesa (You Can) w/ Jordan Robinson
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Full Court Press: Flurry Of NBA Coach Firings & Play-In/Playoff Preview! A HORSE Special: The First Ever WNBA Drama Draft w/ Jordan Robinson And Also: Lo-Fi, NBA Centel, Monstars, Magic Johnson In The War Room, Fresh Prince Meme Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse…
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Ep. 177: Beef Stew vs The Big Ragu (w/ Alex Dragicevich)
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Full Court Press: Giddey Buzzer Beater, Pistons/Wolves Brawl, Grizzlies Fire Coach, NBA Trash Talk An Interview With: Comedian and Former D1 Basketball Player/March Madness Participant, Alex Dragicevich And Also: Crispy Patrons, Zapruder Film, Helena/Helly, Violently Purple, Madhouse On Madison, Gooseneck, Bad Blood Boiling, Scruffle, 8 Mile, Insti…
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Full Court Press: Mavs Meltdown, Paul George Shut Down, Pistons Ref Drama, Jordan Poole Celly & Bulls Banners Disturbed That Actually Happened: The Incredible Life & Career of Junior Bridgeman 3-on-3:The 3 Best Postgame Interview Video Bombs/Interruptions And Also: Mamawala Family Lore, Podcast P, Mouth Sounds, Officiants, Small Town Cops, Poole Pa…
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Full Court Press: Suns Drama, Mavs’ Continued Downfall, Wemby Injury, WNBA Free Agency Recap 3-on-3: Diana Taurasi’s Three Most Impressive Individual/Team Accomplishments That Actually Happened: Red Panda’s Incredible Career And Also: Heterosexual Life Partners, Engineer Boy, Cumulonimbus, Harry Potter-Ass Names, Jaelyn/Jaylen Brown, Player Disgrun…
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Ep. 174: Adam Sandler Owes Me 14 Dollars (w/ Jeff Cerulli, Joel Walkowski & Dan Yang)
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Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend Recap An Interview With: The Comedians Who Hooped With Adam Sandler (Yes, that actually happened!) And Also: Mr. Beast, Lizard People, Smizing, Tyra Banks, Pocket Aces, Falderal, Stay At Home Dad Evenings, E-40 AKA Estimated 40, NBA Moles, Willy Nilly, Picking Hairs Vs Splitting Them, Fabletics, Stupid Tights,…
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Ep. 173: The Trade Deadline Is BACK (w/ Doug Berns)
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Full Court Press: THE SHOCKING LUKA TRADE And Other NBA Trade Deadline Mayhem An Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic & Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns And Also: Ted Lasso’s Mustache, Bangkok Comedy Club, Pu Pu Platter, Thanos’s Glove, Scary Town, Knicks Mix, Knicks Tape, Ethical Fandom, Leader Of The Vibes, DEUUUUUCE, Monume…
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Ep. 172: SupercalifragilisticexpiSHAQidocious
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Full Court Press: More Jimmy Butler Drama, Unrivaled Women’s Basketball League, WNBA Free Agency, Hector Bananabread & New Shot Clocks That Actually Happened: Adam Saw The Bulls Play In Chicago! 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Defunct NBA All-Star Weekend Events And Also: Shoe Untying Controversies, Sleight Of Hand, Ice Legs, Flava Flav, Waist Of Time…
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Ep. 171: A Big Face On A Small Head
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Full Court Press: Jimmy Butler Drama, Kings Fire Mike Brown, and a Heartwarming Ant Story 3-on-3: Adam’s Three Favorite Derrick Rose Regular Season/Playoff Moments That Actually Happened: The First Basketball Game To Honor MLK Jr. And Also: Optimal Services, Crocheted Horsemen Jerseys, Bowl Cuts, Ayahuasca, Grievously Injured Sponsor: Shaker and Sp…
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Ep. 170: We All Have Michael Scott Moments (w/ Cassi Jerkins)
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Full Court Press: Pop’s Health Scare, Jimmy Butler Trade Rumors, Caitlin Clark Drama, Pelicans Towel Guy Technical An Interview With: Comedian and Executive Producer of Office Ladies, Cassi Jerkins And Also: Peach Baskets, Low End Criminals, The Anti-3 Movement, ALRIGHT LISTEN, Shady Shams-Related Things, Graduation Day Photo, Optimal Horse Feed, H…
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Ep. 169: Babies Can’t Be Born With Doctorates
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Full Court Press: The WNBA Expansion Draft, Jimmy Butler Trade Rumblings, Knicks Are Fun Again, Silly NBA Fines That Actually Happened: The Man Behind The Plaid- The Life and Career of Dr. Jack Ramsey 3-on-3: The Best and Worst NBA Team Color Schemes And Also: Chipotle Codes, Good Well-Acting Nerds Panera Rules, Floor Situation, T-Mobile Sidekick, …
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Full Court Press: Inside The NBA Lives On, Russell Westbrook Hits Milestone, T-Wolves Drama, Dallas Wings Get The Number 1 Pick A HORSE Holiday Special: Basketball Things To Be Thankful For And Also: Ray Gun, The First Known Sharpie, HEB, SOARee, Fugue State, Literal Bullshit, Bulls Support Group, Roundball Rock, Bluesky Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: R…
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Ep. 167: The Presence Of The Pelican Is Behind You
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Full Court Press: 76ers Drama, Cavs Start Hot, Klay Returns To The Bay HORSE Draft: Ranking Our Favorite NBA Cup Courts And Also: Supernova, The *EMIRATES* NBA Cup, Something Mamawala, Jammin’ Java, The Texas Two Step, Very Large Butts, Fart Noise, Captain Klay, The Steph Shimmy, Night Night, Hyperspace, Subtle Pinstripes, HerringBONE, Emperor's Ne…
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Ep. 166: Deke… Put The Scalpel Down
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Full Court Press: WNBA Finals Recap, The Infamous Wade Statue & NBA Early Season Drama That Actually Happened: Honoring The Life And Legacy Of Dikembe Mutombo 3-on-3: The Three Greatest Stats & Moments From The WNBA Season And Also: Dynamic Duo, Mixed Doubles, Clay Pigeons, Basket Weaving, James Naismith, Toot Suite, E. Coli Onions, Messy Drama, Ma…
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Ep. 165: I Fear Drama Might Be Abound ('24–'25 NBA Drama Draft!)
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Full Court Press: NBA Preseason Beefs & WNBA Finals Drama The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down The Most Dramatic Storylines For The Upcoming NBA Season And Also: Eating Crow, Noobs, Lover’s Quarrel, Stank Face, Weird Burblings, Peak Kawhi, Little Brother Syndrome, Little Tiny Cry Baby, Bright Skinned, What A Pro Wants, Flipperoo, Weird Spice, …
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Ep. 164: Ping Pong Balls All Over His Unitard
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Full Court Press: RIP Dikembe 💔, ESPN Fires Zach Lowe, KAT To The Knicks, WNBA Playoffs Update A HORSE Special: Drafting The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Also: Ellie The Elephant, The Beacon Theatre, AI-dam, Bangalangalang, Broken Faces, The Big Purr, Cheeky Bullsh*t, Full Fiesta, Girlfriend Soft Launch, Simon Says, Don’t Wake Daddy, HerringBONE, I…
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Ep. 163: The Goal Is To Live In The Gift (w/ Langston Kerman)
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Full Court Press: Woj Retires, New WNBA Team, WNBA Playoffs, A’ja Gets To 1000 An Interview With: Comedian/Actor/Writer/Podcaster/Hooper Langston Kerman And Also: Lady Blazers, Self Woj Bomb, Alcoholic Bikers, Laced Popcorn, She’s All That, Courtside Adjacent, Pee Pee Jokes, Dawson’s Creek Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at ww…
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Ep. 162: A Bear Falling Down The Stairs (w/ Joel Walkowski)
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Full Court Press: WNBA Updates, Steph’s Extension And LeBron (Dad) James An Interview With: NYC Comedy Basketball Czar Joel Walkowski And Also: Gold Plated Plastic, Temu/AliExpress, Shirseys, Atlanta Bagels, Dem Franchize Boyz, The Smallkowski, Lori Loughlin, Draymond Greenpoint, Sick Bits Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every tim…
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Ep. 161: Make Them Sacré Bleu All Over The Place
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Full Court Press: Olympics Recap And Noah Lyles Drama That Actually Happened: A Deep Dive On The Basketball Africa League 3-on-3: Steph Curry’s 3 Most Clutch And 3 Most Absurd Plays And Also: Cold Dribbler, Astronomically Huge, Axe Body Spray, Slavic Braggadocious, The Transitive Property Of HORSE, The Devil Steph Curry, Double Bang, The Bernie, NO…
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Full Court Press: Olympic Updates/Predictions And The NBA Leaves TNT 💔 3-on-3: The Three Biggest Blowouts In USA Olympic Basketball History That Actually Happened: That Time Schubes Was On An Elevator With Tobias Harris And Also: Travel Day Shenanigans, Purgatory, Centaur Of Shows, Diana Ditch, Athletic Cummerbund, Hydra, Old School Camcorders, Car…
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Ep. 159: Sports Balls, Not Balls Balls (w/ Kyle Bandujo)
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Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend Recap, Olympics Preview An Interview With: Host of Big Screen Sports/Author of Movies With Balls, Kyle Bandujo And Also: Magical Mamawala World, Microsoft Explosion Day, Papyrus Font, Waffle House, Stanley Kubrick, Matt Damon With A Belly, Door Stoppers, White Elephant Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off y…
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