Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
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Whether you call them guilty pleasures, B-movies, shlock, or bad movies, acknowledging what we like and embracing why we like it is essential. So, join me and a carousel of guests as we delve into the bad movies we hold dear and discuss what makes them loveable.
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Bad Movie Futures Preview | Anemone (2025)
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16:07Hey Bad Movie Lovers! Check out this special sneak preview of the Members-Only series: Bad Movie Futures. I was joined by Cam Sully from The Jacked Up Review Show Podcast to talk about the return of Daniel Day-Lewis in his son Ronan's debut film: Anemone (2025). If you liked what you heard, click HERE to become a card-carrying member of the resista…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker in Focus - Topher Graham
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1:05:46Vancouver-based filmmaker, writer, production designer, producer, actor, and podcaster Topher Graham joined the show to talk about his beginnings with Luchagore Productions, the formation of Bad Cookie Pictures, the value of the short film format, and much more ahead of the live premiere of his new horror-comedy short film Don't Tell Your Mom, debu…
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DEFENDANT: Pazuzu EVIDENCE: Manos Special Edition "The Exorcist" Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hell, or a staircase near you... -- Hey friend — welcome to our spooky season send-off. We cracked a bottle of Manos Cabernet, sunk into the couch, and dove headfirst into The Exorcist: the movie, the poster, the Pazuzu lore and all the delicious…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker In Focus - Elliot Hasler
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1:03:42I was joined by writer/director Elliot Hasler for a one-on-one discussion on his filmmaking journey, his inspirations, the future of the industry, and his newest film, VINDICATION SWIM. Elliot will be touring with the film in North America in association with Freestlye Digital Media, starting Oct. 17th at the Quad in New York. More dates include: L…
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Sidebar Ep. 127: Spooky Season Essentials: From Hannibal to Hocus Pocus
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14:58Join us for a laid-back sidebar of True Crimes Against Wine where we dive into our favorite spooky season picks — from psychological dread to nostalgic childhood classics. We trade top-three lists, debate Hocus Pocus ownership (sorry, Topher), and discover surprising picks like Arsenic and Old Lace, Over the Garden Wall, and Trick 'r Treat. Expect …
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DEFENDANT: Pennywise the Dancing Clown EVIDENCE: Manos Special Edition "IT" Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Derry, Maine -- Hey friend — pull up a chair (but maybe keep an eye on the storm drain). In this episode we crack open some Manos vino and dive headfirst into Stephen King’s It: the book, the 1990 miniseries, and the 2017/2019 films. W…
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Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con Preview: The Arrival (1996)
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16:05Hello Bad Movie Lovers! This is the first 15-ish minutes of the members-only show, Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, discussing David Twohy's The Arrival (1996) with my co-host Stephanie Kennerly. If you enjoyed what you heard and want to hear more, you can check out the full episode (as well as Bad Movie Futures) by becoming a subscribing member of the resistanc…
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People's Court Ep. 02: Trouble in Paradise?
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13:20Join the hosts of True Crimes Against Wine as they dive into a heated Am I the A**hole Reddit post: a dad is offered a free family trip to Hawaii but his wife, 7 months pregnant, doesn't want to go. Should he take their toddler and enjoy the rare opportunity, or stay to support his pregnant partner? This episode is equal parts judgment, curiosity, …
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Bad Movie Futures Preview | Megalopolis (2024)
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19:00Hey Bad Movie Lovers! Check out this special sneak preview of the new Members-Only series: Bad Movie Futures. Felicia Maroni from Seeing Faces in Movies joined the show to weigh in on the merits of Francis Ford Coppola's MEGALOPOLIS (2024). If you liked what you heard, click HERE to become a card-carrying member of the resistance! While you're here…
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SupeTember: Judge Dredd (1995) with Darragh
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2:08:24We did it! September 2025 has been the most successful month of the show to date. I didn't expect it, but I am incredibly grateful to you all nonetheless. I was joined once again by my friend Darragh McGrath to close out SupeTember in appropriately crazy style with a film that is very near and dear to his heart. It's Danny Cannon's adaptation of th…
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CASE 0503: Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down on Friday
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1:38:05DEFENDANT: Inconclusive EVIDENCE: Manos Special Edition Friday 13th Cab Sauv SCENE OF THE CRIME: Camp Crystal Lake, duh -- Join Judge Topher and Judge Rachel for a hilariously intimate, wine-soaked chat about the entire Friday the 13th saga. They riff on everything from the original film’s odd pacing and surprise twist to Jason’s evolution (hockey …
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Bad Movie Futures Special Presentation | HIM (2025)
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1:06:57It's a special presentation of Bad Movie Futures! I was joined by my friend Kion, who runs the great physical media account @mrcollectsmovies to talk about the newest movie we've ever covered on the show and what seems destined ot be the most hotly disliked movie of the year. Justin Tipping's HIM. Click HERE to become a card-carrying member of the …
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Sidebar Ep. 126: Paws & Pinot: Matching Dogs to Their Perfect Pour
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9:13Hey friend — welcome back to another cozy, slightly silly episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today we did what any wine-and-dog-loving friends would do: we matched dog breeds to wines (and one cocktail), riffed on personalities, and learned a few fun facts along the way. We wandered through some real winners: a graceful Borzoi that felt like mull…
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SupeTember: Spawn (1997) H.O.F with Donnie
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2:01:59SupeTember rolls on, and this time we go to hell and back as Donnie returns for another horror-esque adventure as we take on the most "anti" of anti-heroes. From the pages of Todd McFarlane's comics to the small screens of HBO, to the big screen with Mark A.Z. Dippé's: Spawn (1997) An elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a relucta…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker in Focus - Steven Bernstein
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1:30:27I was very fortunate to sit down with a film industry veteran in the truest sense of the word. He's the cinematographer behind some of your favorite films like "White Chicks", "Murder at 1600", and "Monster." He's the writer and director of "Decoding Annie Parker" and "Last Call", and he's got a new book and companion film, "GRQ" (Get Rich Quick). …
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SupeTember: Daredevil (2003) w/ Ryan aka The Chew Defense
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1:45:04I told you I'd be back with more superhero shenanigans! SupeTember is in full swing now as I was joined by Ryan aka The Chew Defense to ditch the purple spandex of Bengali for the red leather and the steamy alleys of Hell's Kitchen as we take on Mark Steven Johnson's: Daredevil (2003) A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining s…
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DEFENDANT: Annabelle EVIDENCE: Manos Special Edition Annabelle Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hell -- Hey friend — pull up a chair and pour yourself a glass (or two) — we spent the episode diving into Annabelle, Manos' delightfully creepy collector bottles, and a whole lot of supernatural rambling. Expect laughs, movie takes, and some bourb…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker in Focus - Robin De Vernon Ryding
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1:18:01We are back with a new Spotlight Sessions episode and a new Filmmaker in Focus! For this episode, I was joined by writer/director/producer and film festival founder, Robin De Vernon Ryding, all the way from Scotland, to talk about his journey from film school to filmmaker, his new project Fatherhood, the future of Fulfilment Pictures, and (because …
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People's Court Ep. 01: Mother-in-Law Moves In: Family or Fallout?
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27:27Hey friend — this episode dives into a tense family showdown: a wife refuses to have her judgmental, purity-culture–pushing mother-in-law move in, while her husband insists it’s his duty. We’re sipping wine, reading Reddit, and delivering a candid verdict about who’s in the wrong — spoiler: it gets heated. Come for the drama, stay for the spicy tak…
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You're So Zane/SupeTember: The Phantom (1996) w/ Danh
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2:13:55Dan from the Two Asian Blokes podcast is back! And this time for another different kind of special crossover as we say goodbye to You're So Zane month and say hello to SupeTember as we don the cowls and the purple spandex of Simon Wincer's: The Phantom (1996) The Phantom, descendent of a line of African superheroes, travels to New York City to thwa…
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DEFENDANT: DragonCon EVIDENCE: Old Fourth Ward Limited Edition DragonCon Bourbon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Atlanta, Georgia! -- Hey friend — we’re back for Season 5 and we start things off with bourbon, Dragon Con vibes, and the kind of stories you only find when nerd culture meets true crime. Join us for cocktails, cosplay chat, a few messy scandals, an…
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Sidebar Ep. 125: Season 5 Kick-Off: Wine, Scandals, and Hot Dog Debates
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20:45Hey friend — we’re kicking off season five with a cozy, gossip-filled Q&A. Come hang while we spill our first celeb scandals, swap fave (and not-so-fave) wines, and debate whether a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco. It’s low-key, honest, and full of the kind of banter we’d have over a picnic bottle of Pinot. Got questions? Send them our way — we lov…
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You're So Zane: Demon Knight (1995) w/ Newman
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2:24:33Newman from Movies 4 Dayz is back, and we are upping the ante on You're So Zane as we climb the ladder from supporting to top-billed in one of his most iconic roles in... Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) High-level demons collect low-level demons as warriors in attempt to obtain a key containing the blood of Christ. The key is guarded by i…
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The move is officially complete, and the studio equipment is partially unpacked. So, it's time to get back on the Zane Train, taking a look at one of his formative supporting roles, and also welcome Luis Llosa to the Two-Time Director's Club here at the show. One shot. One kill. One Podcast... Sniper (1993) A veteran US Marine sniper is partnered w…
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Sidebar Ep. 124: New Fur Babies & Healing Hearts: Meet Sylvan and Marina
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9:59Hey friend — quick life update: after some tough losses we brought home two new sweet chaos-makers, Sylvan the snuggly cat and Marina the curious puppy, and they’ve already made the house feel whole again. Expect loud kibble crunching, surprise ankle ambushes, backyard zoomies, and lots of goofy moments — and yes, we want to see your pet pics becau…
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Sidebar Ep. 123: Breaking Fashion News: The Wedding Style Reveal!
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14:25Hey there, lovely listeners! In this episode, we're diving into some serious fashion revelations about my fiancé's wedding outfit. Originally, this episode was all about the accessories for the big day, but guess what? There's been a major update — the suit has finally been chosen! My fiancé went on a thrilling sartorial adventure with his brothers…
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You're So Zane: Critters (1986) w/ Donnie
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2:00:29My first-ever guest, Donnie, returns to melt faces, make fireworks, admire Billy Zane's ponytail, and hunt down some extraterrestrial furballs in Stephen Herek's: Critters (1986) A group of small but vicious alien creatures called Crites escape from an alien prison transport vessel and land near a small farm town on earth, pursued by two shape-shif…
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Sidebar Ep. 122: Bachelorette Trip Woes and Wins
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19:03Hey there! In this episode, we're diving into the chaos and fun of a bachelorette trip that almost didn't happen. Imagine finding the perfect mountain cabin with your friends, only to have the booking fall through last minute – VRBO nightmare, right? But don't worry, we got lucky with a backup plan that was even better! Join us as we recount our th…
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Monkeybone (2001) w/ John from Movies You Missed
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1:56:20We are putting a bow on July in true Bad Movies We Love fashion, as John from the Movies You Missed podcast joined the show to huff some hallucinogenic nightmare juice and get crazy in Downtown with Henry Selick's: Monkeybone (2001) In a coma, a cartoonist finds himself trapped within his own underground creation and must find a way to get back, wh…
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Sidebar Ep. 121: Bachelorette Shenanigans: A Unique Blend of Fun and Horror
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14:41Hey there, friends! Ready for some laughs and a taste of our craziest conversations yet? This week's episode dives into upcoming wedding plans, including our unique bachelorette trip with a twist! Get the inside scoop on our no-partners-allowed getaway to a dreamy farmhouse with its own pool, where themed nights and unexpected surprises await. Plus…
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BMWL/Two Asian Blokes: John Woo-LY Crossover Event!
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2:25:24Dan & Thavy from the Two Asian Blokes podcast are back! And this time for a special crossover collaboration celebrating John Woo-LY! Woo becomes the first 3-time director to be featured here on Bad Movies We Love, and we are anointing him in style with: Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) IMF agent Ethan Hunt is sent to Sydney to find and destroy a geneti…
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Sidebar Ep. 120: Hollywood Age Gap Drama: Anna Camp and Her Controversial New Romance
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26:17Hey there! Ready to dive into the spicy world of Hollywood gossip? In this episode, we're buzzing about Anna Camp's latest romantic escapade that seems to be stirring quite the pot. You might remember her from 'Pitch Perfect' and 'True Blood,' but now she's hitting headlines for her new relationship with Jade, a stylist nearly 20 years her junior. …
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TMI is My Love Language - Sonic Dash Bonus Minisode
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6:02Doing this podcast and others has presented a lot of cool and unique opportunities for me. I don't always have the ability to share them like this, but a friend put me onto Sonic Dash. We got a prompt and had 48 hours to craft a 2-minute piece of audio from scratch. No premade music, no premade sound effects, no premade anything. I spent a few hour…
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Caligula: The Ultimate Cut (2023) w/ Jake Crawford
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1:53:21July is heating up, and the Romans are taking off all their clothes! I was joined by a friend and my Cunk'd collaborator, Jake Crawford, to dive into the history, the legacy, the decadence, the death, and the debauchery of one of cinema's true relics. From the costumes to the sets, and from the props to the sex, it can only be Tinto Brass': Caligul…
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Sidebar Ep. 119: The Unfiltered Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry Saga
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17:54Hey there! Welcome to another side-splitting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today, we're diving headfirst into the juicy details of the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry saga. Ever wondered about their on-and-off romance? Or the story behind THAT paddleboard picture that Topher just can't get enough of? Well, look no further! Expect a rollercoaste…
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Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con Sneak Peek: Contact (1997)
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15:41Hello Bad Movie Lovers! This is the first 15-ish minutes of the new members-only show: Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con with my co-host Stephanie Kennerly. If you are enjoying what you hear and want to hear more, you can check out the full episode (as well as Bad Movie Futures and Rom-Com-a-thon) by becoming a subscribing member of the resistance at The Resistanc…
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Hello and welcome to Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con!! If you pressed play on this, that's because you are an enlisted member of the Bad Movies We Love resistance, so thank you! Stephanie and I have left our lab equipment and the clone zone behind for green pastures beyond the galaxy! We're talking Robert Zemeckis' adaptation of the Carl Sagan novel, Contact (19…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker in Focus with Jaxsa, and Carmen González
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1:03:46We are back with another Spotlight Session: Filmmaker in Focus special presentation! I was joined, all the way from Spain, by indie filmmaker Jaxsa and his collaborator Carmen Gonzalez to talk about the challenges and intricacies of guerrilla filmmaking in Spain, the spirit of community, and some behind-the-scenes details on the new project "Prodcu…
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Sidebar Ep. 118: Tipping Etiquette: Decoding the American Culture
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30:46Hey friends! In this episode, we're diving deep into the complexities of tipping culture in the United States. It's more than just a simple thank you for good service; it's a hotly debated topic that brings up questions about fair pay, corporate responsibility, and good old American capitalism. Join us as we share laughs and stories from the servic…
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Juneffer Lopez: Anaconda (1997) w/ Scott & Amber Nicole
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2:24:40All good things must come to an end. Sadly, that is the case for #JunefferLopez here on Bad Movies We Love...but we're going out in style! Returning guests Scott Cole and Amber Nicole are geared up and ready to hit the Amazon for some snake wrangling fun! JLO + snakes can only mean one thing: Anaconda (1997) A "National Geographic" film crew is tak…
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Sidebar Ep. 117: Squirrel Shenanigans and Stingray Surprises
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16:21Hey there, fellow true crime and wine enthusiasts! Dive into this adventurous episode with Topher and I as we unravel our wild animal encounters that range from hilariously chaotic to heart-pounding moments. While recounting our tales, prepare for a few laughs, some unexpected twists, and a touch of suspense. And yes, there's a stingray involved in…
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Juneffer Lopez: The Wedding Planner (2001) w/ Christen
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1:24:48#JunefferLopez continues as my wife, Christen, joined me to get our feet wet in the Rom-Com-a-thon space, talking about one of her favorites from her teenage years, whether it holds up, and some personal anecdotes from our wedding. It's the movie that made Jennifer Lopez undeniable. The Wedding Planner (2001) Mary Fiore is San Francisco's most succ…
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Sidebar Ep. 116: Sip by Sip: Unlocking the Secrets of Wine Tasting
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18:35Hey there, wine lovers! Ever stared at a glass of wine and wondered what to say about it? Join in as we dive into the basics of wine tasting, where flavor exploration becomes a fun, stress-free experience. Whether you're nosing a Pinot Noir or pondering the playfulness of a wine at a picnic, we've got the tips to guide you, complete with a handy ch…
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Spotlight Sessions: Filmmaker in Focus with Karl Huber
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58:50Welcome to the first of hopefully many Spotlight Sessions! In this episode, I sat down with indie filmmaker and practical effects guru Karl Huber to discuss inspirations, getting started, the benefits of trial and error, genre diversity, filmmaking in Florida, and fundraising for his new horror-comedy Four Vacancies. Join the Resistance: Members On…
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Sidebar Ep.115: Imaginary Campaigns & Intriguing Adventures: A Creative Spin on D&D
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10:22Hey there! Dive into our latest episode as we chat about crafting fantastical and fun D&D campaigns you never knew you needed. From exploring the vibrant world under the sea with all its mythical creatures to discovering hidden realms within your mundane office space, we’ve got creative juices flowing. Join us as we brainstorm epic campaigns, inclu…
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Sidebar Ep. 114: The Grapes Are Struggling: Climate Change's Threat to the Wine Industry
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11:56Hey friends! Welcome to another wild ride with "True Crime Against Wine." Today, Judge Rachel and Judge Topher spill the tea (or should I say wine?) on how climate change is shaking things up in the wine world! Our buddy Noah's question takes us on a whirlwind tour of vineyard challenges, from awkward frosts to raging wildfires. It’s a bumpy ride f…
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Juneffer Lopez: Money Train (1995) w/ Stephanie
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2:08:11All aboard! We are hitting the throttle on Juneffer Lopez month as my friend and Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con co-host, Stephanie, is back to talk about the action, the comedy, the romance, and so much more in JLO's breakout performance: Money Train (1995) A vengeful New York City transit cop decides to steal a trainload of subway fares. His foster brother, a …
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Juneffer Lopez: The Cell (2000) w/ Movie Miss
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2:04:50Bad Movies We Love is back in style with a very special month dedicated to the pop-culture icon, Jennifer Lopez! To help kick things off, I was joined by Movie Miss from Let's Talk Turkeys to dive into the fear, the fantasy, the fashion, and the JLO of it all in Tarsem Singh's surrealist serial killer sci-fi horror film: The Cell (2000) An F.B.I. A…
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Sidebar Ep. 113: Witty Wines and Game of Thrones: Drunk Pairings
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8:37Hey there! Ever wondered what wine your favorite characters from Game of Thrones would sip on during their downtime? In this wild and witty episode, we're diving into just that with a fun sidebar conversation! Join us as we hilariously match the iconic personalities of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, and more to wines that capture t…
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DEFENDANT: The Sims EVIDENCE: Rex Hill Sims Valley Pinot Noir SCENE OF THE CRIME: Henford-on-Bagley and other locations -- Hey there, fellow wine and game enthusiasts! 🎉 Join us as we wrap up a delightful season of True Crime Against Wine in what can only be described as a bittersweet farewell (but fear not, we'll be back with even more surprises n…
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