Best Kim And Keli Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 27 - Crying in Showers 37:37

4+ y ago37:37

37:37

This week is unfortunately full of heartache. We are not having a good time. We could both use some hugs. Pining and grieving for unrequited love, Kim's childhood trauma, and a lot of tears being shed. Being vulnerable is hard, guys. Self care is important and its hard to schedule it in. We talk about Zeus the podcat and Keli has a revelation as to…

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Episode 26 - We're Back, And Better Than Ever... Except, Not Really 51:18

4+ y ago51:18

51:18

After a brief hiatus, we have returned to bring you more laughs and shenanigans! Kim has moved to her new apartment, and she shares some of the happenings there, while Keli gives an update on our podcat, Zeus, and reveals her reasons for needing a break. We both review the fun things we did this summer, and rate two local spots, The Lila Rose, and …

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Episode 25 - Call For Your Free Reading 50:12

5y ago50:12

50:12

As a farewell to Kim's home, we decided to record one last time in her bedroom where we first conceived the idea to do our power hour book club. It also happens to be the place where we decided to ultimately turn the video series into a podcast. We discuss Kim's upcoming move and Keli does a tarot reading to help give some insight into how moving d…

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Episode 24 - She’s My Suicide Hotline 43:22

5y ago43:22

43:22

Big changes are happening in our lives this summer, and we take a minute to share all that’s going on. Keli gets productive with putting more of her new apartment together, and Kim opens up emotionally around her upcoming move. Since it is one of the top 5 stressors that we experience, it can be hard to leave something you know behind, and start fr…

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Episode 23 - Do Lobsters Have Feelings? 1:03:53

5y ago1:03:53

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Ya girls took a daycation to get away from all the *gestures wildly* in our hometowns. Mystic, CT had just what we needed: All the lobster, wine, scenic landscapes, records galore, and local shenanigans. Disclaimer, we did not go to Mystic Pizza, as the restaurant is good for a lot of things, but their pizza is mediocre at best. In short, we got a …

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Episode 22 - Get High And Eat All The Goddamn Pickles 1:08:18

5y ago1:08:18

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This episode is brought to you by Zeus; cat of the hour who is our recording guest, as it was recorded in his domain (aka. Keli’s bedroom). In keeping with the theme of different locations to test, this one has a babbling brook ambiance to it. Kim thinks she sees Stanley Tucci and makes Keli stop while they are on a car trip to pick up a pet gate. …

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Episode 21 - Do Not Throw Away Your Shot 1:04:43

5y ago1:04:43

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The best time to record a podcast is definitely right after brunch... Said no one ever. After a hectic week, Keli gushes about her new apartment, and Kim shares her obsession with the new puppy in her life. Also in the top of the pod: we talk briefly about the holiday weekend, and our delicious brunch outing on Sunday. The main event of this episod…

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Episode 20 - If I Would Scissor With Anyone It Would Be You 1:04:34

5y ago1:04:34

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For our 20th episode, we figured we would take a completely different route, and record our random conversation by the pool on Kim’s day off. We talk about a lot of topics; the many uses for a freezer, the true definition of commandeering, and weird noises we make, to begin with. Also on the list of topics - Bees, hornets, and wasps, oh my! In this…

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Episode 19 - Don’t Open Your Mouth For Black Dick, But Keep It Closed On Black Issues 57:41

5y ago57:41

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Today’s topic: cars and more awareness education. We go off the beaten path on this one, because both of our lives are currently a bit chaotic. Kim gets the runaround from Pep Boys, and Keli gets an attitude from the DMV. Also discussed: Marshall, a movie you need to watch if you haven’t yet, the CT budget, how to stop being a part of the problem, …

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Episode 18 - Check Your Facts, Check Your Privilege, Sign Some Damn Petitions 1:02:28

5y ago1:02:28

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Black Lives Matter. There’s no “if”, “and”, or “but” about it. This week we address the systemic racism that has gone on too long in this country and the world. Black citizens are constantly being beaten, tortured, harassed and murdered by people in positions of power all over the world, in the middle of the night and in broad daylight. If you feel…

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Episode 17 - We Do Have Our Fair Share of Naughty Girls 1:51:20

5y ago1:51:20

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to catch a criminal? Our friend Al hops on the podcast to give us a glimpse at his profession as a bail enforcement agent. He doesn’t have his own show like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but he really should. We talk about the process to get into the business, what his experience has been, and he shares some hi…

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Episode 16 - Don't Have Sex or Your Sky Dancer's Gonna Burn in Hell 1:23:24

5y ago1:23:24

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My Super Sweet 16, throwback TV shows, the complicated and daunting silver monkey from Legends of the Hidden Temple… Kim takes her top off and reveals her demon face, and Keli shares her experience in the Animal Crossing Dark Web. Moral of today’s episode is: “Don’t DM us personally on Instagram with dick pics”. Just don’t do it; we appreciate that…

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Episode 15 - I Also Have a Secret Pocket of Caramel Inside of Me 1:20:46

5y ago1:20:46

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Skittles for brains, Compression socks, cats in recovery... These are just a few things we discuss on this episode. Query of the Week: Which fictional hybrid creature would you be? I can tell you right now that we both want to fly, and there is some debate over the true nature of Falkor from The Neverending Story. Whatcha Drinkin'? This week, Kim t…

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Episode 14 - It Looked Kind of Like Pepto Bismol 1:23:56

5y ago1:23:56

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Never underestimate the power of the perfect, most efficient sports bra, as well as panties that make you feel secure when aunt flo comes for a visit. The Query of the Week asks, “What do you do when you want to feel sexy?” Our responses vary, but you can’t go wrong with a sexual playlist! Whatcha Drinkin’? involves more gin drinks, a new take on t…

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Episode 13 - My Butt Cheeks Are Uneven 1:00:45

5y ago1:00:45

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This week, Kim talks about her dumbbell fiasco and Keli gets excited for her new car. Since we enjoy delicious alcoholic libations, we also rate the cocktail concoctions we tried, and come to the conclusion that gin is the best clear liquor for avoiding hangovers. For our new Query of the Week segment (please excuse the terrible harmonizing in the …

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Episode 12 - Drenching Panties Since the 90s 2:03:05

5y ago2:03:05

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Want to know which actors (and actresses, we don’t discriminate) can GET IT? As part two of our discussion with Holly, we dive into our fantasies as we go over the heartthrobs from our younger days and share how we feel about them now. Also discussed: dad bods, elderly gentlemen who still have that charm, and a few newcomers in their 20s just start…

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Episode 11 - I Had No Idea Those Were Hookers 1:25:21

5y ago1:25:21

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Our friend Holly hops on to review broadway shows with us; the ones we’ve seen in person and movie adaptations as well. Let's just say that some actors shouldn't be cast in musical movies (looking at you, Russell Crowe). We discover we have very similar tastes, but also some pretty different ones, which made for a fabulous conversation. All of us b…

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Episode 10 - We Still Don’t Know What The Fuck We’re Doing 1:24:49

5y ago1:24:49

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10 episodes!!!!! In honor of the 10th episode, we decided to let you choose the topic of conversation by asking us questions. They were all completely random, but very interesting to answer, so thank you for participating this week! Your queries ranged from types of snacks we prefer, to our favorite fetishes (we discovered ours are pretty much the …

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Bonus Episode 1 - I Wasn’t Counting The Pints Or Anything, But I Do Swallow 1:02:37

5y ago1:02:37

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Doubling up this week since we could! In honor of the beginning of Spring, and April, and the fact that no one can really leave their houses anymore... We give you the first Bonus Episode of the Fvckin Fresh Podcast! You'll hear our thoughts on the pandemic, and get an update on how we are both dealing with it and coping, but also gain some perspec…

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Episode 9 - She’ll Do Ya Right, Emotionally and Sexually 1:11:55

5y ago1:11:55

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Number nine has arrived, and oh is it an entertaining one. In keeping with the theme of our last episode, we wanted to hear from our listeners, so we asked you to send us your dating horror stories. To say we were extremely satisfied with the content would be an understatement. The most important thing we learned is that we are not alone out there …

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Episode 8 - Filling All The Holes 1:29:32

5y ago1:29:32

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Although technology is supposed to propel us into the future, it seems to hold us back in many aspects of our lives. Especially when it comes to online dating. We dive into this topic (and can honestly talk about it for far longer than we recorded.) And also discuss the origins of marriage and how our morals, standards, and expectations have change…

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Episode 7 - High Justin Long With Hockey Hair 1:03:58

5y ago1:03:58

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Lucky Number 7 coming at ya this week! With all the uncertainty going on globally, we thought you could use a little extra humor. We discuss our unexpected night out, the newest trash TV, and a few reactions to the COVID-19 outbreak. However, the most memorable part of this episode is hearing Kim laugh herself to the brink of death. In preparation …

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Episode 6 - I’m All For Digging My Face In Some Meatballs 57:49

5y ago57:49

57:49

One of the things you’ll learn about us, is that we meet MANY different types of people all the time. Wherever we go, there is a new conversation to be had with our neighbors at the bar, or a person sitting next to us in a show. Each of these interactions has an effect on us - sometimes strange, sometimes illuminating. In this instance, we talk abo…

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Episode 5 - Hot Women Shooting Guns 54:14

5y ago54:14

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We have our first guest! Our lovely friend, Athena, hooked us up with a local course to obtain our pistol permits. You're probably thinking, "who would give these nutty chicks guns?" However, we can assure you that we took it very seriously (the gun handling/safety part anyway), and we learned a ton. A shared goal brought us together, and now Athen…

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Episode 4 - I'll Levitate Knives and Follow Them 58:36

5+ y ago58:36

58:36

On this week's episode of Fvckin Fresh, Keli and Kim get to know each other a little better. Kim recounts getting chased by something and goes on a mail rant. We delve into the best pie, what kind of ghosts we aspire to be, whether we want to have kids and what superpowers we would love to acquire along with a plethora of other odd subjects. Email …

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Episode 3 - Can't Slash All of the Tires 59:09

5+ y ago59:09

59:09

This episode is vaguely reminiscent of My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic, except there's more swearing, pettiness, and blunt honesty. Together, we delve deep into ghosts of friendships past while reflecting on our current friendships and the one blossoming between us. In short, nothing is black and white, and sometimes you need to know when to l…

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Episode 2 - Time; It's An Illusion 43:04

5+ y ago43:04

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We made it to Episode Deux. On this week's episode we introduce you to our Freshometer. We also recap our fun but very frustrating night at Two Roads Brewery for Disney trivia. We also play a couple rounds of an old school game that many of you may recognize. Email us at [email protected] for comments and suggestions for future episodes. Fol…

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Episode 1 - Hold On Guys, We're Adjusting 45:59

5+ y ago45:59

45:59

Welcome to our VERY FIRST, VERY PROFESSIONAL episode of the Fvckin' Fresh Podcast with your hosts Kim and Keli. We explore the origin of our Podcast name and share anecdotes from Kim's 31st birthday weekend. Join us as we learn how to record and edit audio files and speak into a microphone. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on Instagr…

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Episode 27 - Crying in Showers 37:37

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Episode 26 - We're Back, And Better Than Ever... Except, Not Really 51:18

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Episode 25 - Call For Your Free Reading 50:12

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Episode 24 - She’s My Suicide Hotline 43:22

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Episode 23 - Do Lobsters Have Feelings? 1:03:53

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Episode 22 - Get High And Eat All The Goddamn Pickles 1:08:18

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Episode 21 - Do Not Throw Away Your Shot 1:04:43

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Episode 20 - If I Would Scissor With Anyone It Would Be You 1:04:34

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Episode 19 - Don’t Open Your Mouth For Black Dick, But Keep It Closed On Black Issues 57:41

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Episode 18 - Check Your Facts, Check Your Privilege, Sign Some Damn Petitions 1:02:28

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Episode 17 - We Do Have Our Fair Share of Naughty Girls 1:51:20

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Episode 16 - Don't Have Sex or Your Sky Dancer's Gonna Burn in Hell 1:23:24

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Episode 15 - I Also Have a Secret Pocket of Caramel Inside of Me 1:20:46

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Episode 14 - It Looked Kind of Like Pepto Bismol 1:23:56

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Episode 13 - My Butt Cheeks Are Uneven 1:00:45

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Episode 12 - Drenching Panties Since the 90s 2:03:05

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Episode 11 - I Had No Idea Those Were Hookers 1:25:21

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Episode 10 - We Still Don’t Know What The Fuck We’re Doing 1:24:49

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Bonus Episode 1 - I Wasn’t Counting The Pints Or Anything, But I Do Swallow 1:02:37

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Episode 9 - She’ll Do Ya Right, Emotionally and Sexually 1:11:55

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Episode 8 - Filling All The Holes 1:29:32

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Episode 7 - High Justin Long With Hockey Hair 1:03:58

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Episode 6 - I’m All For Digging My Face In Some Meatballs 57:49

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Episode 5 - Hot Women Shooting Guns 54:14

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Episode 4 - I'll Levitate Knives and Follow Them 58:36

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Episode 3 - Can't Slash All of the Tires 59:09

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Episode 2 - Time; It's An Illusion 43:04

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Episode 1 - Hold On Guys, We're Adjusting 45:59